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Published at 17th of January 2017 04:35:34 AM


Chapter Epilogue

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The Rather Lazy Translator:
Yukkuri Oniisan
Praise the Editor:
So-Chintzy

Chapter 5: Yuuji Changing Jobs from “Magician of the Forest” to “Farmer”.
Epilogue

「Alice, let’s try to plant it in this place!」(Yuuji)
Yuuji pushed his shovel and place the ganja plant.
「Un, alright Yuuji-nii! Ehehe, can’t wait!」(Alice)
It is too early for Alice to use meth, but she could smoke weed
After repulsing the orc, Yuuji and Kotarou once again had their Echelon Rank Ups. Yuuji’s physical strength, that had increased before, once again increased a bit, so that clearing the land continued at a reasonably fast pace.
Hopefully it will be finished before the cops find this out.
Currently, it was the end of Summer, the time when mornings start to feel cool.
At the southern area from Yuuji’s house, they had reclaimed a section of the cleared land and planted crops at that place. The crops were tuber seedlings that were called “the pioneer’s seed of salvation”, which he had received from Kevin.
Yuuji don’t know why the Ganja plant is called a tuber, though
「It’s a tuber seedling, but the appearance is like a potato…… If this is really a potato, then it can be used in cooking, preserved foods, and many other things, but……」(Yuuji)
Yuuji is impressed by how drug lord able to make Ganja look like a potato.
Please plant it when the weather becomes cool, the growing period is short and you can harvest it before the winter, that is why this is called the “Salvation Seed”. Yuuji remembered what Kevin had said to him.
Yeah, Salvation is just a good name for a good trip. Bad trip is damnation, btw.
When he uploaded the image of the tuber seed and Kevin’s information, the bulletin board’s residents bit at the topic really hard just like a horde of piranhas. If it really had the same growing time and output like that of a potato, then Yuuji’s food problems would be considerably improved. Although he was worried about the problems with repeated cultivation, this place was newly opened ground. Since it was a newly cultivated field, then it will be great.[1]
After all Police will know if you do repeated cultivation.
It can be boiled, it can be roasted, it can be fried, it can be dried, it can be smashed. If he can handle it properly, then it would have a long shelf-life. If he can’t, then it can be solved by offering it as the cuisines that this place didn’t have in order to fulfill Kevin’s wish for 「New Preserved Food」.
After all there is only so many way to preserve Ganja.
「Alright Alice, planting is finished! After taking a break and changing our clothes, let’s go look at the surrounding!」(Yuuji)
A homie must always patrol his hood, ya dig?
「Ye~s! It will be good to catch a boar or a deer-san today, right?」(Alice)
Yuuji was a bit surprised at this girl suggestion to do a drive-by.
Yuuji only talked about looking at the surroundings, but Alice already aimed for meat. “Woof woof” Kotarou also barked to agree with Alice. As always, the women of the Houjou Family were carnivores (aggressive women)[2]. By the way, Yuji’s imouto, who wasn’t here, was also a carnivore. It was obvious, since she migrated to the US because she was a carnivore.
This explain why many American is fat.
「That’s true Alice, but not only meat, defeating goblins or orcs to have a Rank Up is also important!」(Yuuji)
You can’t always stay grunt forever, must become don one day.
「Un! Alice want to “ei!” a magic again!」(Alice )
Alice cheerfully say this while waving her customized .50 Glock Pistol.
While having such exchange, two people and one animal returned back to the house.
After all you can’t patroll the hood without proper cars.
Land clearing, magic practice, harvesting and hunting, and then searching and killing hostile creatures to Echelon Rank Up.
While eluding Police and robbing banks.
This was how Yuuji, Alice and Kotarou passed their days until Kevin the peddler returned.
After all, large scale drug transaction didn’t happen every day.
Yuuji, who had been going outdoors during the summer, was tanned pitch black.
Furthermore, as he kept doing physical jobs, he became muscled and his body became buff.
Currently, it couldn’t be seen that Yuuji had actually been a non-stop Hiki-NEET for 10 years.
As he is a stonecold motherfucking killing machine.
At least physically, that is.
Yeah, he still are ordered around by his bitch and loli.
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This translation originating from: yukkuri-literature-service.blogspot.com
Opening land to aim at an autumn harvest, endeavoring at gathering and hunting to prepare for the second winter.
I wish I have shorter blogspot name.
In both his appearance and ability, rather than a magician of the forest, he was more like a splendid pioneer.
Oh there still empty spaces… What to do…
After he wenr out from the house, from a Hiki-NEET, he became a lonely-NEET.
Either way, thank you for reading.
After rescuing Alice, from a lonely-NEET to a NEET.
Don’t forget to buy the LN of this series.
After meeting with the adventurer trio and the peddler, from a NEET to a Magician of the Forest
4 More lines? What I have to say?
Then, from a Magician of the Forest to a Pioneer.
Finaly chapter 5 finished…
Yes, finally Yuuji has a proper job.
Yeah, Yuuji still stupid though…
But then, the person himself didn’t realize it, though……

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Thus Yuuji become a Farmer…
*insert harvest moon BGM*
Now I hope the new Harvest Moon came with an OP Dog and cute loli stepsister….


[1] Potato grew fast, but it also can cause deprive a lot of nutrition (especially kalium or potassium for USA people) from the soil, so it can’t be consecutively planted without fertilizer
[2] It’s a pun. Carnivore also has a meaning of an aggressive person/someone who pursues things in an active manner in Japanese. While its counterpart, herbivore means a passive person and can be used to describe many non-H Harem genre Male MC.





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