Chapter 115
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My aunts came over today. Apparently they wanted to make up with lily after some stuff hit the fan. Being women they both instantly noticed the fact that Cerberus was wearing a cone of shame.
"Aww what happened to the little sweet pea?"
*They both started petting the little fluff ball and were making baby noises at it*
"He had a demon eye get surgically removed from his stomach after ingesting it. Also good morning why are you in my house?"
*Not recognizing Lily's cold and sexy voice they both gave me a stare like they were about to kick my ass and tell Kyrie on me*
"...uhh uh I can explain!"
"Explain what it's not like you were cheating on Kyrie they're obviously not straight...-.-wait they could be bi but their your aunts? I'm confused as hell Nero explain please"
We turned our heads to the voice wondering who in the unholy god dam it was since we didn't recognize this woman. To our surprise it was lily just as short and busty as ever. But her eyes were lifeless. And that voice clearly wasn't her sweet hearted self that we've all come to know. Thankfully the angelic voice was cutesy but not irritating like Patty's. This one reminded me of a succubus defiantly not angel like.
"Wtf happened? Nero whys her eyes and her voice all fucked up? Did you get hexed?"
*Trish walked over to lily with lady both somewhat panicked*
I stared at everyone I don't see why they are panicked... it's not like it matters this world is nothing but a prison for the living if your not with me then what's the point of trying? I have to admit it does feel as if the life has been sucked out of me... the kids are fine dam I envy those who don't have constant knowledge flowing in their brains 24/7...
(ow fuck!)
"Ngghnn"
*lilys hand shoots up and she clutched her right eye. Then pulled her hand away and it's covered in blood the blood continues to pour out from her right eye like bloody tears.*
(Dam that sounded strange...oh well look at that I'm bleeding...oh fuck I'm bleeding)
There's a lot of yelling possibly cussing but in all honesty I don't really care I'm dizzy...maybe I should lay dow-
"Wtf stop Nero I'm not a sack of potatoes get me off your shoulder!!"
*thud*
*I did a backflip off his shoulder and landed like the superheros do in the movies.*
"Lily seriously I think you might need a doctor your eyes bleeding and your voice is different..."
"I'll be fine I'll just wait for darling to come back, that backflip should prove my point"
I could almost see the non existent fumes over his head. The kids are fine they won't be affected by this brain crap. According to my a hundred and ninety two worlds worth of knowledge. Yes I've seen that many amateurs. Regardless Nero's probably still gonna try to argue me into going to the hospital but that's not important. The probability of Vergil showing up again to help me is rather high since this happened before. He had access to something that helped with my condition most likely he'll try to use that again and it'll probably work effectively but this time I want to be ready. I'm not planning on letting him run off again Dante misses him...I don't know him but if it's for darlings sake I'd do anything...AnYtHiNg
I nearly pissed myself listening to that laugh with her right eye leaking blood as she did so it was brief but holy shit that was terrifying. My aunts where pale as ghosts.
*crack. crack. Sigh.*
*Lily cracked her neck and shoulder before summoning a large sword and slinging over one shoulder somehow not cutting herself*
"Are we really gonna duke it out just so you don't have to go to the hospital?"
(Oh fuck that's not my intention)
"Nah but if ya wanna dance I can dance..."
(Nero I swear to Satan if you taunt me I'll whoop your pretty ass across town...did I just call my best friend pretty?-.- what in darling no Dante is the only pretty prince!!)
"If you weren't planning on it then why'd you summon a weapon?"
(He's got a point I need to explain the Vergil thing)
"Your dad has a fancy weapon he cuts through time and space with last time he saved my dumbass now Ima wait until he shows up again and then I'll make sure this time he doesn't run off again..."
*Nero had this look on his face after my explanation like he'd just seen god or something*
(...what is he smokin?)
"Your science!"
(...was that supposed to be a complement??)
"But Ima do the ass kicking cuz baby's!"
(....boi what in the actual fuck are you on?)
"....pardon me but please someone tell me we recorded him"
I was answered with more bs and I now wonder weather they are all high right now....
"I think I turned straight then back to gay because I have no clue what this feeling is"
"It's like when I first discovered yuri it's beautiful!!! I think she's sparda..."
(And now the lesbians are broken fuck seriously where's the stash darling better not be doing drugs....)
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My aunts came over today. Apparently they wanted to make up with lily after some stuff hit the fan. Being women they both instantly noticed the fact that Cerberus was wearing a cone of shame.
"Aww what happened to the little sweet pea?"
*They both started petting the little fluff ball and were making baby noises at it*
"He had a demon eye get surgically removed from his stomach after ingesting it. Also good morning why are you in my house?"
*Not recognizing Lily's cold and sexy voice they both gave me a stare like they were about to kick my ass and tell Kyrie on me*
"...uhh uh I can explain!"
"Explain what it's not like you were cheating on Kyrie they're obviously not straight...-.-wait they could be bi but their your aunts? I'm confused as hell Nero explain please"
We turned our heads to the voice wondering who in the unholy god dam it was since we didn't recognize this woman. To our surprise it was lily just as short and busty as ever. But her eyes were lifeless. And that voice clearly wasn't her sweet hearted self that we've all come to know. Thankfully the angelic voice was cutesy but not irritating like Patty's. This one reminded me of a succubus defiantly not angel like.
"Wtf happened? Nero whys her eyes and her voice all fucked up? Did you get hexed?"
*Trish walked over to lily with lady both somewhat panicked*
I stared at everyone I don't see why they are panicked... it's not like it matters this world is nothing but a prison for the living if your not with me then what's the point of trying? I have to admit it does feel as if the life has been sucked out of me... the kids are fine dam I envy those who don't have constant knowledge flowing in their brains 24/7...
(ow fuck!)
"Ngghnn"
*lilys hand shoots up and she clutched her right eye. Then pulled her hand away and it's covered in blood the blood continues to pour out from her right eye like bloody tears.*
(Dam that sounded strange...oh well look at that I'm bleeding...oh fuck I'm bleeding)
There's a lot of yelling possibly cussing but in all honesty I don't really care I'm dizzy...maybe I should lay dow-
"Wtf stop Nero I'm not a sack of potatoes get me off your shoulder!!"
*thud*
*I did a backflip off his shoulder and landed like the superheros do in the movies.*
"Lily seriously I think you might need a doctor your eyes bleeding and your voice is different..."
"I'll be fine I'll just wait for darling to come back, that backflip should prove my point"
I could almost see the non existent fumes over his head. The kids are fine they won't be affected by this brain crap. According to my a hundred and ninety two worlds worth of knowledge. Yes I've seen that many amateurs. Regardless Nero's probably still gonna try to argue me into going to the hospital but that's not important. The probability of Vergil showing up again to help me is rather high since this happened before. He had access to something that helped with my condition most likely he'll try to use that again and it'll probably work effectively but this time I want to be ready. I'm not planning on letting him run off again Dante misses him...I don't know him but if it's for darlings sake I'd do anything...AnYtHiNg
I nearly pissed myself listening to that laugh with her right eye leaking blood as she did so it was brief but holy shit that was terrifying. My aunts where pale as ghosts.
*crack. crack. Sigh.*
*Lily cracked her neck and shoulder before summoning a large sword and slinging over one shoulder somehow not cutting herself*
"Are we really gonna duke it out just so you don't have to go to the hospital?"
(Oh fuck that's not my intention)
"Nah but if ya wanna dance I can dance..."
(Nero I swear to Satan if you taunt me I'll whoop your pretty ass across town...did I just call my best friend pretty?-.- what in darling no Dante is the only pretty prince!!)
"If you weren't planning on it then why'd you summon a weapon?"
(He's got a point I need to explain the Vergil thing)
"Your dad has a fancy weapon he cuts through time and space with last time he saved my dumbass now Ima wait until he shows up again and then I'll make sure this time he doesn't run off again..."
*Nero had this look on his face after my explanation like he'd just seen god or something*
(...what is he smokin?)
"Your science!"
(...was that supposed to be a complement??)
"But Ima do the ass kicking cuz baby's!"
(....boi what in the actual fuck are you on?)
"....pardon me but please someone tell me we recorded him"
I was answered with more bs and I now wonder weather they are all high right now....
"I think I turned straight then back to gay because I have no clue what this feeling is"
"It's like when I first discovered yuri it's beautiful!!! I think she's sparda..."
(And now the lesbians are broken fuck seriously where's the stash darling better not be doing drugs....)
My aunts came over today. Apparently they wanted to make up with lily after some stuff hit the fan. Being women they both instantly noticed the fact that Cerberus was wearing a cone of shame. "Aww what happened to the little sweet pea?" *They both started petting the little fluff ball and were making baby noises at it* "He had a demon eye get surgically removed from his stomach after ingesting it. Also good morning why are you in my house?" *Not recognizing Lily's cold and sexy voice they both gave me a stare like they were about to kick my ass and tell Kyrie on me* "...uhh uh I can explain!" "Explain what it's not like you were cheating on Kyrie they're obviously not straight...-.-wait they could be bi but their your aunts? I'm confused as hell Nero explain please" We turned our heads to the voice wondering who in the unholy god dam it was since we didn't recognize this woman. To our surprise it was lily just as short and busty as ever. But her eyes were lifeless. And that voice clearly wasn't her sweet hearted self that we've all come to know. Thankfully the angelic voice was cutesy but not irritating like Patty's. This one reminded me of a succubus defiantly not angel like. "Wtf happened? Nero whys her eyes and her voice all fucked up? Did you get hexed?" *Trish walked over to lily with lady both somewhat panicked* I stared at everyone I don't see why they are panicked... it's not like it matters this world is nothing but a prison for the living if your not with me then what's the point of trying? I have to admit it does feel as if the life has been sucked out of me... the kids are fine dam I envy those who don't have constant knowledge flowing in their brains 24/7... ow fuck! "Ngghnn" *lilys hand shoots up and she clutched her right eye. Then pulled her hand away and it's covered in blood the blood continues to pour out from her right eye like bloody tears.* Dam that sounded strange...oh well look at that I'm bleeding...oh fuck I'm bleeding There's a lot of yelling possibly cussing but in all honesty I don't really care I'm dizzy...maybe I should lay dow- "Wtf stop Nero I'm not a sack of potatoes get me off your shoulder!!" *thud* *I did a backflip off his shoulder and landed like the superheros do in the movies.* "Lily seriously I think you might need a doctor your eyes bleeding and your voice is different..." "I'll be fine I'll just wait for darling to come back, that backflip should prove my point" I could almost see the non existent fumes over his head. The kids are fine they won't be affected by this brain crap. According to my a hundred and ninety two worlds worth of knowledge. Yes I've seen that many amateurs. Regardless Nero's probably still gonna try to argue me into going to the hospital but that's not important. The probability of Vergil showing up again to help me is rather high since this happened before. He had access to something that helped with my condition most likely he'll try to use that again and it'll probably work effectively but this time I want to be ready. I'm not planning on letting him run off again Dante misses him...I don't know him but if it's for darlings sake I'd do anything...AnYtHiNg I nearly pissed myself listening to that laugh with her right eye leaking blood as she did so it was brief but holy shit that was terrifying. My aunts where pale as ghosts. *crack. crack. Sigh.* *Lily cracked her neck and shoulder before summoning a large sword and slinging over one shoulder somehow not cutting herself* "Are we really gonna duke it out just so you don't have to go to the hospital?" Oh fuck that's not my intention "Nah but if ya wanna dance I can dance..." Nero I swear to Satan if you taunt me I'll whoop your pretty ass across town...did I just call my best friend pretty?-.- what in darling no Dante is the only pretty prince!! "If you weren't planning on it then why'd you summon a weapon?" He's got a point I need to explain the Vergil thing "Your dad has a fancy weapon he cuts through time and space with last time he saved my dumbass now Ima wait until he shows up again and then I'll make sure this time he doesn't run off again..." *Nero had this look on his face after my explanation like he'd just seen god or something* ...what is he smokin? "Your science!" ...was that supposed to be a complement?? "But Ima do the ass kicking cuz baby's!" ....boi what in the actual fuck are you on? "....pardon me but please someone tell me we recorded him" I was answered with more bs and I now wonder weather they are all high right now.... "I think I turned straight then back to gay because I have no clue what this feeling is" "It's like when I first discovered yuri it's beautiful!!! I think she's sparda..." And now the lesbians are broken fuck seriously where's the stash darling better not be doing drugs....
