Chapter 12
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lily: "whyyyy?"
Dante:*walked in at just the right time with the stuff*
"holy shit how'd you fall out of your chair? Trish hold the puppy"
*tosses her a puppy*
Trish:*fuckin dives to protect the puppy*
"Don't throw dogs Jesus also she stood on her own I spooked her and she fell,she looked like Bambi when she stood I had to make a reference cuz if I didn't I would have regretted not doing it."
lily:*standing again but wobbly*
"fuck you mam this is hard"
Trish:..."dante are you the anti Chist cuz she's cured"
Dante:"wrong bible reference but ok"
*supporting lily so she doesn't fall again*
Lily:"don't be mad but I got a super power that one time you left me with the lady with two different eyes"
Dante:"why would I be mad your better"
lily:(marry me dummy I'm literally giving up my sanity to be worthy of you.)
Trish:."were your boobs always that big?"
lily :.."puberty"
Trish:"well alright, on that note party let's get wasted"
Dante:"how bout no"
(Sorry I ain't letting anyone hit on this even if she's basically a baby deer learning to walk right now)
Trish: fine your right name something you always wanted to do but couldn't til now shoot.
lily:...(lily don't say something unreasonable this is a big moment but from what we know he may or may not be broke.)
Trish:..."I'll make lady take however much we spend off his debt he'll owe less cuz I can guilt trip her for this"
Dante:"holy shit thank you trish"
Trish:"your welcome I mostly did it cuz she's clearly worried about you again tho.bitch stop panicking he can't die"
lily:...(I'm in love with a immortal?...he's still my savior so fuck it I love him.)
"take my otaku ass to Japan then I can single handedly erase that debt on this trip all together."
Trish :"da fuck is a otaku?"
Dante:..."if were taking a vacation we need you to be able to not wobble so let's put that on hold"
Trish :"he gots a point"
lily:"I agree on this."
~a montage of her learning how to do shit most people can normally do at her age.as well as her doing a practicing cooking and housework shit on her own after the first montage.~
[to that awesome person who helped me find a cover page thank you you amazing. I gave the ship a puppy because I keep seeing fanart with Dante and a wolf I personally think him having a less macho dog is funny and adorable. I got this reference after watching kiss him not me as a joke,honestly I don't remember where the quotes actually from since it was a second hand account.]
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lily: "whyyyy?"
Dante:*walked in at just the right time with the stuff*
"holy shit how'd you fall out of your chair? Trish hold the puppy"
*tosses her a puppy*
Trish:*fuckin dives to protect the puppy*
"Don't throw dogs Jesus also she stood on her own I spooked her and she fell,she looked like Bambi when she stood I had to make a reference cuz if I didn't I would have regretted not doing it."
lily:*standing again but wobbly*
"fuck you mam this is hard"
Trish:..."dante are you the anti Chist cuz she's cured"
Dante:"wrong bible reference but ok"
*supporting lily so she doesn't fall again*
Lily:"don't be mad but I got a super power that one time you left me with the lady with two different eyes"
Dante:"why would I be mad your better"
lily:(marry me dummy I'm literally giving up my sanity to be worthy of you.)
Trish:."were your boobs always that big?"
lily :.."puberty"
Trish:"well alright, on that note party let's get wasted"
Dante:"how bout no"
(Sorry I ain't letting anyone hit on this even if she's basically a baby deer learning to walk right now)
Trish: fine your right name something you always wanted to do but couldn't til now shoot.
lily:...(lily don't say something unreasonable this is a big moment but from what we know he may or may not be broke.)
Trish:..."I'll make lady take however much we spend off his debt he'll owe less cuz I can guilt trip her for this"
Dante:"holy shit thank you trish"
Trish:"your welcome I mostly did it cuz she's clearly worried about you again tho.bitch stop panicking he can't die"
lily:...(I'm in love with a immortal?...he's still my savior so fuck it I love him.)
"take my otaku ass to Japan then I can single handedly erase that debt on this trip all together."
Trish :"da fuck is a otaku?"
Dante:..."if were taking a vacation we need you to be able to not wobble so let's put that on hold"
Trish :"he gots a point"
lily:"I agree on this."
~a montage of her learning how to do shit most people can normally do at her age.as well as her doing a practicing cooking and housework shit on her own after the first montage.~
[to that awesome person who helped me find a cover page thank you you amazing. I gave the ship a puppy because I keep seeing fanart with Dante and a wolf I personally think him having a less macho dog is funny and adorable. I got this reference after watching kiss him not me as a joke,honestly I don't remember where the quotes actually from since it was a second hand account.]
lily: "whyyyy?" Dante:*walked in at just the right time with the stuff* "holy shit how'd you fall out of your chair? Trish hold the puppy" *tosses her a puppy* Trish:*fuckin dives to protect the puppy* "Don't throw dogs Jesus also she stood on her own I spooked her and she fell,she looked like Bambi when she stood I had to make a reference cuz if I didn't I would have regretted not doing it." lily:*standing again but wobbly* "fuck you mam this is hard" Trish:..."dante are you the anti Chist cuz she's cured" Dante:"wrong bible reference but ok" *supporting lily so she doesn't fall again* Lily:"don't be mad but I got a super power that one time you left me with the lady with two different eyes" Dante:"why would I be mad your better" lily:marry me dummy I'm literally giving up my sanity to be worthy of you. Trish:."were your boobs always that big?" lily :.."puberty" Trish:"well alright, on that note party let's get wasted" Dante:"how bout no" Sorry I ain't letting anyone hit on this even if she's basically a baby deer learning to walk right now Trish: fine your right name something you always wanted to do but couldn't til now shoot. lily:...lily don't say something unreasonable this is a big moment but from what we know he may or may not be broke. Trish:..."I'll make lady take however much we spend off his debt he'll owe less cuz I can guilt trip her for this" Dante:"holy shit thank you trish" Trish:"your welcome I mostly did it cuz she's clearly worried about you again tho.bitch stop panicking he can't die" lily:...I'm in love with a immortal?...he's still my savior so fuck it I love him. "take my otaku ass to Japan then I can single handedly erase that debt on this trip all together." Trish :"da fuck is a otaku?" Dante:..."if were taking a vacation we need you to be able to not wobble so let's put that on hold" Trish :"he gots a point" lily:"I agree on this." ~a montage of her learning how to do shit most people can normally do at her age.as well as her doing a practicing cooking and housework shit on her own after the first montage.~ to that awesome person who helped me find a cover page thank you you amazing. I gave the ship a puppy because I keep seeing fanart with Dante and a wolf I personally think him having a less macho dog is funny and adorable. I got this reference after watching kiss him not me as a joke,honestly I don't remember where the quotes actually from since it was a second hand account.
