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It was pointless to continue questioning my moron of a son or the young goddess. It must've been a fucked up inside joke neither of them continued to speak afterwards and acted as if nothing just happened. I have to admit it made me very worried once she'd left in that bunny suit... I was going to pursue her but my sons suspensions of me were already high so it wouldn't bode well if I ran after her.
*V uses shadow as the surfboard like thing and follows the wild bunny girl*
"...I do hope our thoughts aren't linked"
"...not sure what ya mean but I told him to follow her"
"Oh I see...and why didn't you do so if she's your friend?"
"...cuz I'm keeping a eye on you duh. I take it the spardas have a thing for forbidden love?"
"Perhaps why?"
"Nothing...hey she wouldn't by chance remind you of ma would she?"
*closed eye scrunching*
"Ey don't hurt yourself it's just a question"
"...ok I don't like migraines all I got from trying to trudge up the past was a fair skinned woman"
"...Welp that's a start"
~meanwhile wild bunny chan and V~
*lilys panting but she's to stubborn to let him catch up to her*
(FOUND YOU!!!)
*lily jumps and threw herself threw a fuckin window she shielded herself with her arms and lands kneeling on her legs*
Somehow I magically didn't get a single cut or any damage to my bunny girl costume even on impact to the ground but since I wasn't even capable of thought process I just ran up towards whomever was standing next to karma jumped and landed with both legs into that persons fave causing them to fall to the floor face first I pinned their arms behind their back and kneeled on top of their back.
"Holy fuckin god dam why?"
"Shut up emo albino. Where is he or I'll bash the hostages brain in the fuckin tile floor."
*I glared at karma*
"...your on him"
"...that makes my life easier"
*she picked him up while his arms are pinned behind his back*
"What did you do to Vergil?"
"...nothing I helped rid him of mundus's influence"
"...you better not be fuckin with me he's claiming his memories have been warped"
"No my fault I didn't tamper with those memories had he not dueled with your husband statistics show he would've easily defeated mundus when he was in hell. Don't believe me ask V."
"...noted. A-"
"Statistically speaking this was something you shouldn't have cussed or panicked at karma lily 50% of the time has a very strong sense of justice so breaking through a glass window and holding the villain hostage is perfectly normal for her character. Although this seems less heroic and more of an anti heroine move...but she's always leaned towards the anti heroine type by default."
"...man she just pulled a gun to your back even if crap my pants at your predicament if that was me"
"...I'm use to this sort of thing"
"Assholes pay attention to me I've got a gun to one of his kidneys he'll live but it'll cause a lot of internal bleeding and pain and can die from the bleeding part if I don't treat him which I'd never do but still fuck I undid my threat by accident urgh"
"...I feel you'd make a great genderbent deadpool"
"Thank you karma now mister dirtbag you have a choice I can drag you to DmC or I can interrogate you at a Empty toys R us that's been abounded because millennials"
"...dam it died here to I pick nostalgia death trap"
"...I miss that giraffe to let's go mr. Antichrist"
"...speaking of that I have the fate of the twins"
"...Lucius no"
"...karma hush"
*lily dragged them to an abandoned toys R us and V pursued them following close behind listening in on their conversations*
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It was pointless to continue questioning my moron of a son or the young goddess. It must've been a fucked up inside joke neither of them continued to speak afterwards and acted as if nothing just happened. I have to admit it made me very worried once she'd left in that bunny suit... I was going to pursue her but my sons suspensions of me were already high so it wouldn't bode well if I ran after her.
*V uses shadow as the surfboard like thing and follows the wild bunny girl*
"...I do hope our thoughts aren't linked"
"...not sure what ya mean but I told him to follow her"
"Oh I see...and why didn't you do so if she's your friend?"
"...cuz I'm keeping a eye on you duh. I take it the spardas have a thing for forbidden love?"
"Perhaps why?"
"Nothing...hey she wouldn't by chance remind you of ma would she?"
*closed eye scrunching*
"Ey don't hurt yourself it's just a question"
"...ok I don't like migraines all I got from trying to trudge up the past was a fair skinned woman"
"...Welp that's a start"
~meanwhile wild bunny chan and V~
*lilys panting but she's to stubborn to let him catch up to her*
(FOUND YOU!!!)
*lily jumps and threw herself threw a fuckin window she shielded herself with her arms and lands kneeling on her legs*
Somehow I magically didn't get a single cut or any damage to my bunny girl costume even on impact to the ground but since I wasn't even capable of thought process I just ran up towards whomever was standing next to karma jumped and landed with both legs into that persons fave causing them to fall to the floor face first I pinned their arms behind their back and kneeled on top of their back.
"Holy fuckin god dam why?"
"Shut up emo albino. Where is he or I'll bash the hostages brain in the fuckin tile floor."
*I glared at karma*
"...your on him"
"...that makes my life easier"
*she picked him up while his arms are pinned behind his back*
"What did you do to Vergil?"
"...nothing I helped rid him of mundus's influence"
"...you better not be fuckin with me he's claiming his memories have been warped"
"No my fault I didn't tamper with those memories had he not dueled with your husband statistics show he would've easily defeated mundus when he was in hell. Don't believe me ask V."
"...noted. A-"
"Statistically speaking this was something you shouldn't have cussed or panicked at karma lily 50% of the time has a very strong sense of justice so breaking through a glass window and holding the villain hostage is perfectly normal for her character. Although this seems less heroic and more of an anti heroine move...but she's always leaned towards the anti heroine type by default."
"...man she just pulled a gun to your back even if crap my pants at your predicament if that was me"
"...I'm use to this sort of thing"
"Assholes pay attention to me I've got a gun to one of his kidneys he'll live but it'll cause a lot of internal bleeding and pain and can die from the bleeding part if I don't treat him which I'd never do but still fuck I undid my threat by accident urgh"
"...I feel you'd make a great genderbent deadpool"
"Thank you karma now mister dirtbag you have a choice I can drag you to DmC or I can interrogate you at a Empty toys R us that's been abounded because millennials"
"...dam it died here to I pick nostalgia death trap"
"...I miss that giraffe to let's go mr. Antichrist"
"...speaking of that I have the fate of the twins"
"...Lucius no"
"...karma hush"
*lily dragged them to an abandoned toys R us and V pursued them following close behind listening in on their conversations*
It was pointless to continue questioning my moron of a son or the young goddess. It must've been a fucked up inside joke neither of them continued to speak afterwards and acted as if nothing just happened. I have to admit it made me very worried once she'd left in that bunny suit... I was going to pursue her but my sons suspensions of me were already high so it wouldn't bode well if I ran after her. *V uses shadow as the surfboard like thing and follows the wild bunny girl* "...I do hope our thoughts aren't linked" "...not sure what ya mean but I told him to follow her" "Oh I see...and why didn't you do so if she's your friend?" "...cuz I'm keeping a eye on you duh. I take it the spardas have a thing for forbidden love?" "Perhaps why?" "Nothing...hey she wouldn't by chance remind you of ma would she?" *closed eye scrunching* "Ey don't hurt yourself it's just a question" "...ok I don't like migraines all I got from trying to trudge up the past was a fair skinned woman" "...Welp that's a start" ~meanwhile wild bunny chan and V~ *lilys panting but she's to stubborn to let him catch up to her* FOUND YOU!!! *lily jumps and threw herself threw a fuckin window she shielded herself with her arms and lands kneeling on her legs* Somehow I magically didn't get a single cut or any damage to my bunny girl costume even on impact to the ground but since I wasn't even capable of thought process I just ran up towards whomever was standing next to karma jumped and landed with both legs into that persons fave causing them to fall to the floor face first I pinned their arms behind their back and kneeled on top of their back. "Holy fuckin god dam why?" "Shut up emo albino. Where is he or I'll bash the hostages brain in the fuckin tile floor." *I glared at karma* "...your on him" "...that makes my life easier" *she picked him up while his arms are pinned behind his back* "What did you do to Vergil?" "...nothing I helped rid him of mundus's influence" "...you better not be fuckin with me he's claiming his memories have been warped" "No my fault I didn't tamper with those memories had he not dueled with your husband statistics show he would've easily defeated mundus when he was in hell. Don't believe me ask V." "...noted. A-" "Statistically speaking this was something you shouldn't have cussed or panicked at karma lily 50% of the time has a very strong sense of justice so breaking through a glass window and holding the villain hostage is perfectly normal for her character. Although this seems less heroic and more of an anti heroine move...but she's always leaned towards the anti heroine type by default." "...man she just pulled a gun to your back even if crap my pants at your predicament if that was me" "...I'm use to this sort of thing" "Assholes pay attention to me I've got a gun to one of his kidneys he'll live but it'll cause a lot of internal bleeding and pain and can die from the bleeding part if I don't treat him which I'd never do but still fuck I undid my threat by accident urgh" "...I feel you'd make a great genderbent deadpool" "Thank you karma now mister dirtbag you have a choice I can drag you to DmC or I can interrogate you at a Empty toys R us that's been abounded because millennials" "...dam it died here to I pick nostalgia death trap" "...I miss that giraffe to let's go mr. Antichrist" "...speaking of that I have the fate of the twins" "...Lucius no" "...karma hush" *lily dragged them to an abandoned toys R us and V pursued them following close behind listening in on their conversations*
