Chapter 139
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*a window smashed open and someone fell through in a odd par-core fashion*
My first reaction was to drop kick the person who just broke the window but well... I couldn't I'm currently in a oddly comfortable possessive hug from my brother in law...while he's holding a katana aimed at the perp.
(...this is baes job it feels good and soothing but at the same time I think I shouldn't be chill with hugs from the opposite sex if they aren't my husband or Nero...he's a exception cuz he's my bro)
*the door to the kitchen slammed open only for V to non Cooley fall to the ground since he's not use to having that much strength in his legs.*
"Sonofabitch"
*he pushed himself back to his feet using his cane to help him both lily and Vergil just now realized V's got a knife.*
"...ffffuck Ima die Vergil's back"
"...I legit can't move but I'm not gonna lie this is nice. Don't judge I just like hugs!"
(Fuck you brain for not knowing how to not be honest in already awkward ass situations!!!)
Her brain:...but I don't like being beaten and your under stress this is how I work...
(...I feel sad now but Ima be a good soldier and poker face it...would it be creepy if I ask for one of them to hug me after the dust clears and glass is gone?)
Her Brain:...idk maybe I'm sad and stressed what now
(...there's a fuckin panther wtf happened during our conversation you know what shut up I gotta focus I don't wanna be a baby murder)
"...if your her familiar why did you jump through the window like my brother attempting something he saw on tv?"
A man with red eyes and black slicked back hair wearing a suit which is being covered over by a white scientist lab coat.
"Because he's a weeabo which translates to he has to much time on his hands and is imitating the shit he sees on tv"
*vergil confused stares*
"Is that what I call my dumbass brother now?"
"No he's an action addict who's attracted to commitment in women since he doesn't wish to be alone forever"
"Be honest Lucifer did you get a medical degree just to roast people on their life decisions?"
"Yes I also did it so I could yell at people and still get paid"
V wanting to get his panther out of the room as well as griffin not wanting them to trash the freakin apartment anymore then it already is...
"Get to the point why are you two here?"
"We came to inform lily on business shit and nocturne wanted to pester Dante about some dumb idol crap..."
"....I have no idea what the last thing is...should I kill or no?"
"....how do you live in the 21st century without knowing what I meant this isn't the 19th century"
(...I'm being roasted but I can't stop the sass because I have no idea what he's talking about)
*vergil stops hug holding lily and stood up and sheathed his blade*
(...is it wrong I want more? Brain I don't get why I enjoy cuddles this much)
Brain :...we were emotionally deprived of affection and it's nice touching not beatings
(....now I'm sad again)
*without faltering that poker face she stands up.*
Unfortunately the two other concil members are to confused as to weather or not they should continue business with the two non members present or not.
"Can that talk to?"
*Vergil said pointing towards nightmare who's pacing around nocturne...he was treating nocturne like prey since he deemed Lucifer the stronger one out of the two evils.*
"No..."
V thought it was odd of Vergil to ask at all but then again he might not have had familiars for himself in the past so this could possibly be justified.
"We'll be in the other room if needed...that thing stays"
*vergil dragged V away and griffin ended up turning into a mix of feathers and black dust which can only be assumed that he de summed himself and was back with V. Nightmare stayed in the room with nocturne Lucifer and lily.*
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*a window smashed open and someone fell through in a odd par-core fashion*
My first reaction was to drop kick the person who just broke the window but well... I couldn't I'm currently in a oddly comfortable possessive hug from my brother in law...while he's holding a katana aimed at the perp.
(...this is baes job it feels good and soothing but at the same time I think I shouldn't be chill with hugs from the opposite sex if they aren't my husband or Nero...he's a exception cuz he's my bro)
*the door to the kitchen slammed open only for V to non Cooley fall to the ground since he's not use to having that much strength in his legs.*
"Sonofabitch"
*he pushed himself back to his feet using his cane to help him both lily and Vergil just now realized V's got a knife.*
"...ffffuck Ima die Vergil's back"
"...I legit can't move but I'm not gonna lie this is nice. Don't judge I just like hugs!"
(Fuck you brain for not knowing how to not be honest in already awkward ass situations!!!)
Her brain:...but I don't like being beaten and your under stress this is how I work...
(...I feel sad now but Ima be a good soldier and poker face it...would it be creepy if I ask for one of them to hug me after the dust clears and glass is gone?)
Her Brain:...idk maybe I'm sad and stressed what now
(...there's a fuckin panther wtf happened during our conversation you know what shut up I gotta focus I don't wanna be a baby murder)
"...if your her familiar why did you jump through the window like my brother attempting something he saw on tv?"
A man with red eyes and black slicked back hair wearing a suit which is being covered over by a white scientist lab coat.
"Because he's a weeabo which translates to he has to much time on his hands and is imitating the shit he sees on tv"
*vergil confused stares*
"Is that what I call my dumbass brother now?"
"No he's an action addict who's attracted to commitment in women since he doesn't wish to be alone forever"
"Be honest Lucifer did you get a medical degree just to roast people on their life decisions?"
"Yes I also did it so I could yell at people and still get paid"
V wanting to get his panther out of the room as well as griffin not wanting them to trash the freakin apartment anymore then it already is...
"Get to the point why are you two here?"
"We came to inform lily on business shit and nocturne wanted to pester Dante about some dumb idol crap..."
"....I have no idea what the last thing is...should I kill or no?"
"....how do you live in the 21st century without knowing what I meant this isn't the 19th century"
(...I'm being roasted but I can't stop the sass because I have no idea what he's talking about)
*vergil stops hug holding lily and stood up and sheathed his blade*
(...is it wrong I want more? Brain I don't get why I enjoy cuddles this much)
Brain :...we were emotionally deprived of affection and it's nice touching not beatings
(....now I'm sad again)
*without faltering that poker face she stands up.*
Unfortunately the two other concil members are to confused as to weather or not they should continue business with the two non members present or not.
"Can that talk to?"
*Vergil said pointing towards nightmare who's pacing around nocturne...he was treating nocturne like prey since he deemed Lucifer the stronger one out of the two evils.*
"No..."
V thought it was odd of Vergil to ask at all but then again he might not have had familiars for himself in the past so this could possibly be justified.
"We'll be in the other room if needed...that thing stays"
*vergil dragged V away and griffin ended up turning into a mix of feathers and black dust which can only be assumed that he de summed himself and was back with V. Nightmare stayed in the room with nocturne Lucifer and lily.*
*a window smashed open and someone fell through in a odd par-core fashion* My first reaction was to drop kick the person who just broke the window but well... I couldn't I'm currently in a oddly comfortable possessive hug from my brother in law...while he's holding a katana aimed at the perp. ...this is baes job it feels good and soothing but at the same time I think I shouldn't be chill with hugs from the opposite sex if they aren't my husband or Nero...he's a exception cuz he's my bro *the door to the kitchen slammed open only for V to non Cooley fall to the ground since he's not use to having that much strength in his legs.* "Sonofabitch" *he pushed himself back to his feet using his cane to help him both lily and Vergil just now realized V's got a knife.* "...ffffuck Ima die Vergil's back" "...I legit can't move but I'm not gonna lie this is nice. Don't judge I just like hugs!" Fuck you brain for not knowing how to not be honest in already awkward ass situations!!! Her brain:...but I don't like being beaten and your under stress this is how I work... ...I feel sad now but Ima be a good soldier and poker face it...would it be creepy if I ask for one of them to hug me after the dust clears and glass is gone? Her Brain:...idk maybe I'm sad and stressed what now ...there's a fuckin panther wtf happened during our conversation you know what shut up I gotta focus I don't wanna be a baby murder "...if your her familiar why did you jump through the window like my brother attempting something he saw on tv?" A man with red eyes and black slicked back hair wearing a suit which is being covered over by a white scientist lab coat. "Because he's a weeabo which translates to he has to much time on his hands and is imitating the shit he sees on tv" *vergil confused stares* "Is that what I call my dumbass brother now?" "No he's an action addict who's attracted to commitment in women since he doesn't wish to be alone forever" "Be honest Lucifer did you get a medical degree just to roast people on their life decisions?" "Yes I also did it so I could yell at people and still get paid" V wanting to get his panther out of the room as well as griffin not wanting them to trash the freakin apartment anymore then it already is... "Get to the point why are you two here?" "We came to inform lily on business shit and nocturne wanted to pester Dante about some dumb idol crap..." "....I have no idea what the last thing is...should I kill or no?" "....how do you live in the 21st century without knowing what I meant this isn't the 19th century" ...I'm being roasted but I can't stop the sass because I have no idea what he's talking about *vergil stops hug holding lily and stood up and sheathed his blade* ...is it wrong I want more? Brain I don't get why I enjoy cuddles this much Brain :...we were emotionally deprived of affection and it's nice touching not beatings ....now I'm sad again *without faltering that poker face she stands up.* Unfortunately the two other concil members are to confused as to weather or not they should continue business with the two non members present or not. "Can that talk to?" *Vergil said pointing towards nightmare who's pacing around nocturne...he was treating nocturne like prey since he deemed Lucifer the stronger one out of the two evils.* "No..." V thought it was odd of Vergil to ask at all but then again he might not have had familiars for himself in the past so this could possibly be justified. "We'll be in the other room if needed...that thing stays" *vergil dragged V away and griffin ended up turning into a mix of feathers and black dust which can only be assumed that he de summed himself and was back with V. Nightmare stayed in the room with nocturne Lucifer and lily.*
