Chapter 64
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After being escorted to a empty booth and laying lily down Dante had to wait for 15 minutes for his fiancé to wake back up to try again.
~15 minutes later~
I had woken up and sat back up with a not so sexy nosebleed I don't remember getting a nosebleed.
"Hi..."
She says awkwardly. She didn't wanna admit it but for a moment her hear actually had stopped from shock. She'd known that the three conclusions she'd previously came to could happen on this date but the shock still took her out pretty dam hard. Thankfully her heart didn't take to long to go back to normal after she fainted on him. She honestly hopped even with his demon hearing he didn't hear it stop on him.
~he did and it scared the fuck out of him.~
"Hey sweetheart you ok?"
"Yup"
She nodded at him blushing a bit.
"Alright let's try this again"
He'd previously asked the nice waitress to get the ring out of the drink in case he had to rush her to the nearest hospital. Due to not really understanding much about the health of humans,{even though she's a goddess technically} he still tent to panic whenever something happened to her. Also he unintentionally made her heart freakin stop he heard it and he may or may not have almost called a ambulance. He can't help but wonder if it's extremely painful when a humans heart stop or they don't actually feel it.
~it did hurt extremely that's why she fainted~
Dante got down on his knee again but this time had the number dialed for the ambulance if her heart stopped again so he could immediately call them because he doesn't want to accidentally kill his wife by popping the question.
(Jesus what happened to Kyrie when Nero did this?)
~nothing they just got super happy and made out.~
"Lily will you marry me?"
She's blushing up a storm.
"YES"
She threw herself into his arms and started kissing him. The restaurant ended up cheering for the couple since only a few moments ago she nearly died from happiness literally.
~most of the people there had heard her heart stop because demon heightened senses~
(Should I ask him how many kids he wants? Or where we should move if we have kids am I going to fast why can I only think of demon baby's rn. Ooo maybe I should make my dress black and say fuck traditions. Wait black and purple. No wait red and black oh no now I'm torn. Ima flip a coin. Aw shit I forgot my wallet.)
The two ate their dinner together.
Dante sent a group text saying "lily said yes!"
He ignores the texts after that because he's on a date and that'd be rude.
Nero"...my mom is younger then me wtf?!"
Lady"...oof he's banging your best friend how you feel about that?"
Nero sent a gif of Michael from the office screaming no and god no.
Trish"I win the bet!"
Lady"...dam I owe you 300 bucks"
Nero"...you made a bet on marriage?"
Trish "on saving herself for when she's 18 not marriage"
Nero?
Lady"he's gonna get a fuck ton of siblings/cousins"
Nero?
Trish "he can't even send words anymore he's broken let's leave the poor thing alone"
~back to the dinner conversations the newlyweds are having~
"Where do you wanna move to?"
She's kinda surprised.
"We're moving right now?"
"No not tonight this place isn't the safest to settle down with someone just asking."
Being the otaku she is her first thought let's move close to akiharaba with all that anime merch. But then she realized she can literally move into any dam anime world she wants.
(But what would he do if we moved somewhere other dimension wise if it doesn't have demons. He could be a mercenary...* thinks of fire emblem series and buff Ike but instead Dante with a big axe like brave Ike. Daaaaam because I'm her head Dante's top less)
Dante forgot that she's got hundreds of worlds at her disposal and this cued a long silence of thinking.
"Why don't we stick to this dimension so it's less difficult to pick also I need to keep killing demons or else this place will literally go to hell in a hand basket."
"I don't care as long as I'm with you"
(Fuck shoulda said take me to Japan were my weebs are)
"Your so sweet"
*he kisses her*
(I regret nothing because I love you)
The shady guy from before
"I think the weeb wants weebvil"
Dante pulls away.
"I have no idea what that somewhat strong oddball is trying to say, your saying evil wrong dumbass"
*nocturne slammed his head against the wall from the stupidity of the spardan son*
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After being escorted to a empty booth and laying lily down Dante had to wait for 15 minutes for his fiancé to wake back up to try again.
~15 minutes later~
I had woken up and sat back up with a not so sexy nosebleed I don't remember getting a nosebleed.
"Hi..."
She says awkwardly. She didn't wanna admit it but for a moment her hear actually had stopped from shock. She'd known that the three conclusions she'd previously came to could happen on this date but the shock still took her out pretty dam hard. Thankfully her heart didn't take to long to go back to normal after she fainted on him. She honestly hopped even with his demon hearing he didn't hear it stop on him.
~he did and it scared the fuck out of him.~
"Hey sweetheart you ok?"
"Yup"
She nodded at him blushing a bit.
"Alright let's try this again"
He'd previously asked the nice waitress to get the ring out of the drink in case he had to rush her to the nearest hospital. Due to not really understanding much about the health of humans,{even though she's a goddess technically} he still tent to panic whenever something happened to her. Also he unintentionally made her heart freakin stop he heard it and he may or may not have almost called a ambulance. He can't help but wonder if it's extremely painful when a humans heart stop or they don't actually feel it.
~it did hurt extremely that's why she fainted~
Dante got down on his knee again but this time had the number dialed for the ambulance if her heart stopped again so he could immediately call them because he doesn't want to accidentally kill his wife by popping the question.
(Jesus what happened to Kyrie when Nero did this?)
~nothing they just got super happy and made out.~
"Lily will you marry me?"
She's blushing up a storm.
"YES"
She threw herself into his arms and started kissing him. The restaurant ended up cheering for the couple since only a few moments ago she nearly died from happiness literally.
~most of the people there had heard her heart stop because demon heightened senses~
(Should I ask him how many kids he wants? Or where we should move if we have kids am I going to fast why can I only think of demon baby's rn. Ooo maybe I should make my dress black and say fuck traditions. Wait black and purple. No wait red and black oh no now I'm torn. Ima flip a coin. Aw shit I forgot my wallet.)
The two ate their dinner together.
Dante sent a group text saying "lily said yes!"
He ignores the texts after that because he's on a date and that'd be rude.
Nero"...my mom is younger then me wtf?!"
Lady"...oof he's banging your best friend how you feel about that?"
Nero sent a gif of Michael from the office screaming no and god no.
Trish"I win the bet!"
Lady"...dam I owe you 300 bucks"
Nero"...you made a bet on marriage?"
Trish "on saving herself for when she's 18 not marriage"
Nero?
Lady"he's gonna get a fuck ton of siblings/cousins"
Nero?
Trish "he can't even send words anymore he's broken let's leave the poor thing alone"
~back to the dinner conversations the newlyweds are having~
"Where do you wanna move to?"
She's kinda surprised.
"We're moving right now?"
"No not tonight this place isn't the safest to settle down with someone just asking."
Being the otaku she is her first thought let's move close to akiharaba with all that anime merch. But then she realized she can literally move into any dam anime world she wants.
(But what would he do if we moved somewhere other dimension wise if it doesn't have demons. He could be a mercenary...* thinks of fire emblem series and buff Ike but instead Dante with a big axe like brave Ike. Daaaaam because I'm her head Dante's top less)
Dante forgot that she's got hundreds of worlds at her disposal and this cued a long silence of thinking.
"Why don't we stick to this dimension so it's less difficult to pick also I need to keep killing demons or else this place will literally go to hell in a hand basket."
"I don't care as long as I'm with you"
(Fuck shoulda said take me to Japan were my weebs are)
"Your so sweet"
*he kisses her*
(I regret nothing because I love you)
The shady guy from before
"I think the weeb wants weebvil"
Dante pulls away.
"I have no idea what that somewhat strong oddball is trying to say, your saying evil wrong dumbass"
*nocturne slammed his head against the wall from the stupidity of the spardan son*
After being escorted to a empty booth and laying lily down Dante had to wait for 15 minutes for his fianc to wake back up to try again. ~15 minutes later~ I had woken up and sat back up with a not so sexy nosebleed I don't remember getting a nosebleed. "Hi..." She says awkwardly. She didn't wanna admit it but for a moment her hear actually had stopped from shock. She'd known that the three conclusions she'd previously came to could happen on this date but the shock still took her out pretty dam hard. Thankfully her heart didn't take to long to go back to normal after she fainted on him. She honestly hopped even with his demon hearing he didn't hear it stop on him. ~he did and it scared the fuck out of him.~ "Hey sweetheart you ok?" "Yup" She nodded at him blushing a bit. "Alright let's try this again" He'd previously asked the nice waitress to get the ring out of the drink in case he had to rush her to the nearest hospital. Due to not really understanding much about the health of humans,{even though she's a goddess technically} he still tent to panic whenever something happened to her. Also he unintentionally made her heart freakin stop he heard it and he may or may not have almost called a ambulance. He can't help but wonder if it's extremely painful when a humans heart stop or they don't actually feel it. ~it did hurt extremely that's why she fainted~ Dante got down on his knee again but this time had the number dialed for the ambulance if her heart stopped again so he could immediately call them because he doesn't want to accidentally kill his wife by popping the question. Jesus what happened to Kyrie when Nero did this? ~nothing they just got super happy and made out.~ "Lily will you marry me?" She's blushing up a storm. "YES" She threw herself into his arms and started kissing him. The restaurant ended up cheering for the couple since only a few moments ago she nearly died from happiness literally. ~most of the people there had heard her heart stop because demon heightened senses~ Should I ask him how many kids he wants? Or where we should move if we have kids am I going to fast why can I only think of demon baby's rn. Ooo maybe I should make my dress black and say fuck traditions. Wait black and purple. No wait red and black oh no now I'm torn. Ima flip a coin. Aw shit I forgot my wallet. The two ate their dinner together. Dante sent a group text saying "lily said yes!" He ignores the texts after that because he's on a date and that'd be rude. Nero"...my mom is younger then me wtf?!" Lady"...oof he's banging your best friend how you feel about that?" Nero sent a gif of Michael from the office screaming no and god no. Trish"I win the bet!" Lady"...dam I owe you 300 bucks" Nero"...you made a bet on marriage?" Trish "on saving herself for when she's 18 not marriage" Nero? Lady"he's gonna get a fuck ton of siblings/cousins" Nero? Trish "he can't even send words anymore he's broken let's leave the poor thing alone" ~back to the dinner conversations the newlyweds are having~ "Where do you wanna move to?" She's kinda surprised. "We're moving right now?" "No not tonight this place isn't the safest to settle down with someone just asking." Being the otaku she is her first thought let's move close to akiharaba with all that anime merch. But then she realized she can literally move into any dam anime world she wants. But what would he do if we moved somewhere other dimension wise if it doesn't have demons. He could be a mercenary...* thinks of fire emblem series and buff Ike but instead Dante with a big axe like brave Ike. Daaaaam because I'm her head Dante's top less Dante forgot that she's got hundreds of worlds at her disposal and this cued a long silence of thinking. "Why don't we stick to this dimension so it's less difficult to pick also I need to keep killing demons or else this place will literally go to hell in a hand basket." "I don't care as long as I'm with you" Fuck shoulda said take me to Japan were my weebs are "Your so sweet" *he kisses her* I regret nothing because I love you The shady guy from before "I think the weeb wants weebvil" Dante pulls away. "I have no idea what that somewhat strong oddball is trying to say, your saying evil wrong dumbass" *nocturne slammed his head against the wall from the stupidity of the spardan son*
