Chapter 79
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(I'm surprised lily didn't scold me for my outfit I mean I did pick it out last minute...god it's tight I actually borrowed this from one of the survivors and they let me sew the rest on to cover my legs and fem business. Which isn't to shity for a rushed job it's super frilly and cute~ but my boobs hurt cuz the top half isn't actually made for a grown woman. Oooo this will be hard to breath on the dance floor dam it Patty you should've just went to the thrift store or bought a dress from a hooker.)
She suppresses an urge to say stupid and slap herself.
(...I honestly hope I won't have to do some stupid weabo dance because Lily's a hardcore nerd and well Nero just eggs it on since I think he inherently obeys anyone with a vagina because morals and chivalry but he's a dumbass knight. Or Prince aw crap if this little shit was royalty he's country would sink like that)
*mentally snapped fingers not actually doing it because it's disturb the mass*
(Oh no I might have to do a nerd dance cuz Dante just goes along with her cuz she's the only girl he's ever had. Shit ok just stare at her and copy whatever she does or google it if I get stuck in that situation. Wait a minute the only two animes I know are madoka magica and school live...those were nice they were cute as fuck but also screwed up. I wonder if the body's were made of candy...I think I went dark there welp fuck at least no one heard me would have been worse if I said it out loud.)
Her face after realizing she'd gone dark looked like the face someone makes when they really needed to poop. The only one who noticed the occasional strange behaviors of these zoners is Morrison who's actually paying attention to the dang mass also these weird faces they occasionally make.
(Hope these dumbasses didn't get high before coming to his wedding I never thought he'd even get hitched)
~Back to Patty~
(Ima Barbie girl in a Barbie world? why'd that song gotta get stuck in my head...dam it Lily's insults are acurte why'd I just realize it now? Dam I wish I could pull my phone out and play some music to get it out of my head...or heck just watch Netflix because I doubt there's a god. There's demons sure but doesn't that mean that thing would've intervened by now?)
Little did Patty realize that Dante's actually killed some gods in his lifetime. And because of that they don't wish to fuck with him.
(....boooored oh did I leave food out for the kids? Or pizza money? Hope jess doesn't set the place on fire...)
~meanwhile at the orphanage~
The children are watching a DIY video on how to make bombs out of household appliances. They won't use them on the shop but they probably will on demons.
~back to Patty~
(0-0 I just thought of 99 different ways in the course of 3 minutes of how many things could possibly go wrong with jess not having an adult to watch her)
"You may now kiss the bride"
*dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers*
(She purposely didn't throw those at me because I still haven't snagged a man even though Kyrie and Nero are already hitched...fuck I hope I don't die alone I thought Dante would but he's not so that might mean it's me dam it again I might end up being old and baby sitting the kids forever and they ain't even mine!)
Due to her existential crisis Patty is the last to leave the chapel and has to chase after everyone as they head to the reception.
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(I'm surprised lily didn't scold me for my outfit I mean I did pick it out last minute...god it's tight I actually borrowed this from one of the survivors and they let me sew the rest on to cover my legs and fem business. Which isn't to shity for a rushed job it's super frilly and cute~ but my boobs hurt cuz the top half isn't actually made for a grown woman. Oooo this will be hard to breath on the dance floor dam it Patty you should've just went to the thrift store or bought a dress from a hooker.)
She suppresses an urge to say stupid and slap herself.
(...I honestly hope I won't have to do some stupid weabo dance because Lily's a hardcore nerd and well Nero just eggs it on since I think he inherently obeys anyone with a vagina because morals and chivalry but he's a dumbass knight. Or Prince aw crap if this little shit was royalty he's country would sink like that)
*mentally snapped fingers not actually doing it because it's disturb the mass*
(Oh no I might have to do a nerd dance cuz Dante just goes along with her cuz she's the only girl he's ever had. Shit ok just stare at her and copy whatever she does or google it if I get stuck in that situation. Wait a minute the only two animes I know are madoka magica and school live...those were nice they were cute as fuck but also screwed up. I wonder if the body's were made of candy...I think I went dark there welp fuck at least no one heard me would have been worse if I said it out loud.)
Her face after realizing she'd gone dark looked like the face someone makes when they really needed to poop. The only one who noticed the occasional strange behaviors of these zoners is Morrison who's actually paying attention to the dang mass also these weird faces they occasionally make.
(Hope these dumbasses didn't get high before coming to his wedding I never thought he'd even get hitched)
~Back to Patty~
(Ima Barbie girl in a Barbie world? why'd that song gotta get stuck in my head...dam it Lily's insults are acurte why'd I just realize it now? Dam I wish I could pull my phone out and play some music to get it out of my head...or heck just watch Netflix because I doubt there's a god. There's demons sure but doesn't that mean that thing would've intervened by now?)
Little did Patty realize that Dante's actually killed some gods in his lifetime. And because of that they don't wish to fuck with him.
(....boooored oh did I leave food out for the kids? Or pizza money? Hope jess doesn't set the place on fire...)
~meanwhile at the orphanage~
The children are watching a DIY video on how to make bombs out of household appliances. They won't use them on the shop but they probably will on demons.
~back to Patty~
(0-0 I just thought of 99 different ways in the course of 3 minutes of how many things could possibly go wrong with jess not having an adult to watch her)
"You may now kiss the bride"
*dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers*
(She purposely didn't throw those at me because I still haven't snagged a man even though Kyrie and Nero are already hitched...fuck I hope I don't die alone I thought Dante would but he's not so that might mean it's me dam it again I might end up being old and baby sitting the kids forever and they ain't even mine!)
Due to her existential crisis Patty is the last to leave the chapel and has to chase after everyone as they head to the reception.
I'm surprised lily didn't scold me for my outfit I mean I did pick it out last minute...god it's tight I actually borrowed this from one of the survivors and they let me sew the rest on to cover my legs and fem business. Which isn't to shity for a rushed job it's super frilly and cute~ but my boobs hurt cuz the top half isn't actually made for a grown woman. Oooo this will be hard to breath on the dance floor dam it Patty you should've just went to the thrift store or bought a dress from a hooker. She suppresses an urge to say stupid and slap herself. ...I honestly hope I won't have to do some stupid weabo dance because Lily's a hardcore nerd and well Nero just eggs it on since I think he inherently obeys anyone with a vagina because morals and chivalry but he's a dumbass knight. Or Prince aw crap if this little shit was royalty he's country would sink like that *mentally snapped fingers not actually doing it because it's disturb the mass* Oh no I might have to do a nerd dance cuz Dante just goes along with her cuz she's the only girl he's ever had. Shit ok just stare at her and copy whatever she does or google it if I get stuck in that situation. Wait a minute the only two animes I know are madoka magica and school live...those were nice they were cute as fuck but also screwed up. I wonder if the body's were made of candy...I think I went dark there welp fuck at least no one heard me would have been worse if I said it out loud. Her face after realizing she'd gone dark looked like the face someone makes when they really needed to poop. The only one who noticed the occasional strange behaviors of these zoners is Morrison who's actually paying attention to the dang mass also these weird faces they occasionally make. Hope these dumbasses didn't get high before coming to his wedding I never thought he'd even get hitched ~Back to Patty~ Ima Barbie girl in a Barbie world? why'd that song gotta get stuck in my head...dam it Lily's insults are acurte why'd I just realize it now? Dam I wish I could pull my phone out and play some music to get it out of my head...or heck just watch Netflix because I doubt there's a god. There's demons sure but doesn't that mean that thing would've intervened by now? Little did Patty realize that Dante's actually killed some gods in his lifetime. And because of that they don't wish to fuck with him. ....boooored oh did I leave food out for the kids? Or pizza money? Hope jess doesn't set the place on fire... ~meanwhile at the orphanage~ The children are watching a DIY video on how to make bombs out of household appliances. They won't use them on the shop but they probably will on demons. ~back to Patty~ 0-0 I just thought of 99 different ways in the course of 3 minutes of how many things could possibly go wrong with jess not having an adult to watch her "You may now kiss the bride" *dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers* She purposely didn't throw those at me because I still haven't snagged a man even though Kyrie and Nero are already hitched...fuck I hope I don't die alone I thought Dante would but he's not so that might mean it's me dam it again I might end up being old and baby sitting the kids forever and they ain't even mine! Due to her existential crisis Patty is the last to leave the chapel and has to chase after everyone as they head to the reception.
