Chapter 80
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(...can she drink the water in Japan?")
Inner demon "yes"
("Why do humans always day don't drink the water to each other whenever they leave their home country?")
Inner demon"how the fuck should I know I'm only slightly smarter then you and that's not saying much..."
("Fuck you to then" holy fuck I just realized I'm going to have to fucking learn how to write in Japanese because the sign might have to be in both also because literally any sign or paper might not be in English!)
Inner demon "oh fuck your right"
(I only know how to talk like anime characters)
Inner demon"omae wa shindeiru"
(NANI?!")
the priest found Dante smirking odd... Dante and his inner demon don't actually understand that Japanese people don't actually scream everything they say...
(Which side of the road do we drive on?)
Inner demon"...how the fuck should I know?"
(...Earthquakes might be tough on lily)
Inner demon "we can literally protect the booty from anything"
(True...is eating bananas in public seen as gay?)
*Dante has a flashback to a conversation he had with Nero three years ago*
Nero looks at Dante since Lily's out getting groceries. Dante's eating a banana since that was all that was left in the house besides beer and empty pizza boxes.
"Don't give me that look I'm not gay..."
Feels uncomfortable since Nero's still staring him down while some Lincoln park is playing in the background. Nero's blasting the radio.
"...potassium and shit"
"Da fuck? is that sounds gay"
"...fuck it no more homo"
*throws banana out the window the window now gets a hole in it*
Nero
"You gay I'm telling"
"Nero I said no homo"
"...you can't tell me what to do!"
Lily walked in with groceries and can barely see where she's going
"Little help please"
*both help lily with groceries since there was more in the car thankfully Neto forgot to tell her about the banana thing. Would lily judge no because it's food. End flash back. Dante visibly cringed from that memory.*
The priest thinks he's weird again.
(That sweet heart might be making a mistake...)
He looks at lily a shakes his head a bit but continues to do his job.
(Did that asshole just diss darling?)
While holding a poker face that she's had on this whole time she clicked the heel of the stilettos against the steps below where she was kneeling thankfully their party of four her husband and the priest are all unaware of her heel unattached from the shoe. The shoes she had custom made for the big day she'd also requested that the massive heels be detachable knifes in the event that demons crashed the party. But thankfully lily didn't kill the priest with the knife since he didn't "diss" her darling again for the rest of the mass.
(Wonder if Vergil is in Japan since he's got that whole samurai bs going on...)
Inner demon "that's actually pretty smart but I think we need to check hell first because my gut says so"
(...that's a fair point instincts haven't steered us wrong yet)
"You may now kiss the bride"
*dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers*
They now headed to the reception
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(...can she drink the water in Japan?")
Inner demon "yes"
("Why do humans always day don't drink the water to each other whenever they leave their home country?")
Inner demon"how the fuck should I know I'm only slightly smarter then you and that's not saying much..."
("Fuck you to then" holy fuck I just realized I'm going to have to fucking learn how to write in Japanese because the sign might have to be in both also because literally any sign or paper might not be in English!)
Inner demon "oh fuck your right"
(I only know how to talk like anime characters)
Inner demon"omae wa shindeiru"
(NANI?!")
the priest found Dante smirking odd... Dante and his inner demon don't actually understand that Japanese people don't actually scream everything they say...
(Which side of the road do we drive on?)
Inner demon"...how the fuck should I know?"
(...Earthquakes might be tough on lily)
Inner demon "we can literally protect the booty from anything"
(True...is eating bananas in public seen as gay?)
*Dante has a flashback to a conversation he had with Nero three years ago*
Nero looks at Dante since Lily's out getting groceries. Dante's eating a banana since that was all that was left in the house besides beer and empty pizza boxes.
"Don't give me that look I'm not gay..."
Feels uncomfortable since Nero's still staring him down while some Lincoln park is playing in the background. Nero's blasting the radio.
"...potassium and shit"
"Da fuck? is that sounds gay"
"...fuck it no more homo"
*throws banana out the window the window now gets a hole in it*
Nero
"You gay I'm telling"
"Nero I said no homo"
"...you can't tell me what to do!"
Lily walked in with groceries and can barely see where she's going
"Little help please"
*both help lily with groceries since there was more in the car thankfully Neto forgot to tell her about the banana thing. Would lily judge no because it's food. End flash back. Dante visibly cringed from that memory.*
The priest thinks he's weird again.
(That sweet heart might be making a mistake...)
He looks at lily a shakes his head a bit but continues to do his job.
(Did that asshole just diss darling?)
While holding a poker face that she's had on this whole time she clicked the heel of the stilettos against the steps below where she was kneeling thankfully their party of four her husband and the priest are all unaware of her heel unattached from the shoe. The shoes she had custom made for the big day she'd also requested that the massive heels be detachable knifes in the event that demons crashed the party. But thankfully lily didn't kill the priest with the knife since he didn't "diss" her darling again for the rest of the mass.
(Wonder if Vergil is in Japan since he's got that whole samurai bs going on...)
Inner demon "that's actually pretty smart but I think we need to check hell first because my gut says so"
(...that's a fair point instincts haven't steered us wrong yet)
"You may now kiss the bride"
*dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers*
They now headed to the reception
...can she drink the water in Japan?" Inner demon "yes" "Why do humans always day don't drink the water to each other whenever they leave their home country?" Inner demon"how the fuck should I know I'm only slightly smarter then you and that's not saying much..." "Fuck you to then" holy fuck I just realized I'm going to have to fucking learn how to write in Japanese because the sign might have to be in both also because literally any sign or paper might not be in English! Inner demon "oh fuck your right" I only know how to talk like anime characters Inner demon"omae wa shindeiru" NANI?!" the priest found Dante smirking odd... Dante and his inner demon don't actually understand that Japanese people don't actually scream everything they say... Which side of the road do we drive on? Inner demon"...how the fuck should I know?" ...Earthquakes might be tough on lily Inner demon "we can literally protect the booty from anything" True...is eating bananas in public seen as gay? *Dante has a flashback to a conversation he had with Nero three years ago* Nero looks at Dante since Lily's out getting groceries. Dante's eating a banana since that was all that was left in the house besides beer and empty pizza boxes. "Don't give me that look I'm not gay..." Feels uncomfortable since Nero's still staring him down while some Lincoln park is playing in the background. Nero's blasting the radio. "...potassium and shit" "Da fuck? is that sounds gay" "...fuck it no more homo" *throws banana out the window the window now gets a hole in it* Nero "You gay I'm telling" "Nero I said no homo" "...you can't tell me what to do!" Lily walked in with groceries and can barely see where she's going "Little help please" *both help lily with groceries since there was more in the car thankfully Neto forgot to tell her about the banana thing. Would lily judge no because it's food. End flash back. Dante visibly cringed from that memory.* The priest thinks he's weird again. That sweet heart might be making a mistake... He looks at lily a shakes his head a bit but continues to do his job. Did that asshole just diss darling? While holding a poker face that she's had on this whole time she clicked the heel of the stilettos against the steps below where she was kneeling thankfully their party of four her husband and the priest are all unaware of her heel unattached from the shoe. The shoes she had custom made for the big day she'd also requested that the massive heels be detachable knifes in the event that demons crashed the party. But thankfully lily didn't kill the priest with the knife since he didn't "diss" her darling again for the rest of the mass. Wonder if Vergil is in Japan since he's got that whole samurai bs going on... Inner demon "that's actually pretty smart but I think we need to check hell first because my gut says so" ...that's a fair point instincts haven't steered us wrong yet "You may now kiss the bride" *dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers* They now headed to the reception
