Chapter 97
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*whitsling while pacing in a dark room alone*
Aaah princess what shall your reaction be this time?-.- I already know yours is always the same in all the realities it hasn't changed yet no matter what I've done...in hindsight what I'm doing would be considered really fucking dumb seeing as how many centuries has passed trying to figure out how it would turn out if you took my route per say dealing with your ability's but I can take you out with the help of that agency and a godslayer....fuck I'm bored.
*The boy sits down and plays some video games*
~back to lily~
"...this looks the same as the Starbucks down the street why'd you take me here may I ask?"
*He slicked his jet black hair back while staring her down with those blood red eyes*
"We're in a different dimension. Insurance from mundus he can't track what's outside his dimension right?"
She questioned a bit since she wasn't entirely aware of what the thing that murdered her darlings family was capable of.
[note she assumed both the mom and dad got killed by him. Dante's still keeping her in the dark about what happened since he doesn't want her to worry more then she already does about him while he's at work. Note she only worrys a lot when they aren't on call together.]
*Lucifer relaxed a bit*
"To some extent yes clever girl"
*She got pale for a moment*
"What do you mean to some extent...?"
"Don't fret about it ask Dante about their battle sometime or that kid. Doubt they could lie to you."
"Nero was involved to? What on earth are those two hiding from me..."
"Quite a lot since they care so much for you. More importantly do they take American currency here?"
"Last I checked yeah. We are in Japan right now though"
*Lucifer clicked his tongue*
(We dimension hopped and the fucking country well dam...and I thought mundus was bad)
"Now doll face you know I don't have anything against you but I need to ask why in the unholy god dam did you drag me to another dimension and country in the middle of the night no less."
"...well it's come to my attention that I'm quote
She makes air quotes with her fingers while saying the part she's quoting. "the queen of hell" and mundus is doing a terrible job. So we're going to fix hell up and make it more manageable so less murder of innocent civilians."
"That's lovely but you do realize your husbands lively hoods based on cleaning up others dirty work. I mean he kills people to sometimes now since three years ago. Never quite got the change since he'd been adamant on humanity's side up til that point."
Lily's face became a little pale and she nearly dropped her cookie yes she just bought a cookie and nothing else not wanting to piss off the baristas for just chilling and not purchasing anything while being there.
(So she's the reason why he doesn't discriminate with his work now. Heh)
*Lucifer smirks a bit*
"A-anyway uh shoot where was I with this?"
(Not good first thing about any interaction is never show weakness or else it'll bite you in the ass if it's not your lover who's seeing it. Fuck!)
She tried to appear somewhat calm but it's not really working since demons had higher sensory'a then humans Lucifer could hear her heartbeat which was a tad faster than normal. In all honesty he was mildly concerned since he'd overheard from nocturne that her heart had stopped when Dante had proposed and her heart rate had drastically increased and decreased during the second go.
*his smirk dropped and leans forward thinking of how the fuck he's going to preform cpr on the dam thing*
(Haha I have the high ground now not sure why but it'll work!)
Her heat rate drastically dropped back to its original rate Lucifer nearly spits out the dam wine he forced a barista to go get him.
(Fuck nocturne wasn't Kidding)
"Jesus Christ the baby's woman your heart seriously you may need a medic"
"How'd you know I was pregnant I've only known for almost a week...wait a week and a half"
"Demon senses"
"...oh neat like spider man?"
"...sure"
"We need a council so we can start fixing hell up please join me...."
"...fuck it sure"
"...wait seriously I don't need to do anything for you well my soul sacrifice a village or blow up a church?"
*Lucifer did a spit take with the wine*
"...I'm gonna say this in the nicest way possible why in the ever living fuck would I tell you to blow up a church. The last two I get but no church's. I already pissed God off once I'm not doing that again."
"You got a point...so kill things?"
"No lily I already agreed don't make me change my mind. Personally I despise both mundus and the other party but I'm currently doing nothing with my eternal life so fuck it yes. Final answer take it or leave it"
"Why you hate his father."
"...simple mundus overthrew me and sparda took down mundus so they both suck since I'm no longer on top."
"Why darling?"
(She's only been a god for three years and she's basically a sitting nuke having a god in debt to me will be good. But having it do my bidding will be bomb. I'll see how this plays out...)
"... he kicked mundus's ass once with the boy so he's up there with my shit list I'm sorry I just resent being down with the lesser demon levels of power. Lily that weeabo nocturne is on the same level as me."
"...crap I see your delima now"
"Now open the portal I'm going to piss the locals off by paying in Mecca and ditching."
"Speaking of that why hasn't there been an economic system implanted if we already have a form of currency?"
"...dam you right there doll face I made it but forgot to do the rest with it since I was slaughtering and fucking until I was dethroned"
"...oh uh umm"
*She's awkwardly blushing and fidgeting*
(Yup this is definitely a sitting nuke of potential and pureness this'll be a hell of a ride...)
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*whitsling while pacing in a dark room alone*
Aaah princess what shall your reaction be this time?-.- I already know yours is always the same in all the realities it hasn't changed yet no matter what I've done...in hindsight what I'm doing would be considered really fucking dumb seeing as how many centuries has passed trying to figure out how it would turn out if you took my route per say dealing with your ability's but I can take you out with the help of that agency and a godslayer....fuck I'm bored.
*The boy sits down and plays some video games*
~back to lily~
"...this looks the same as the Starbucks down the street why'd you take me here may I ask?"
*He slicked his jet black hair back while staring her down with those blood red eyes*
"We're in a different dimension. Insurance from mundus he can't track what's outside his dimension right?"
She questioned a bit since she wasn't entirely aware of what the thing that murdered her darlings family was capable of.
[note she assumed both the mom and dad got killed by him. Dante's still keeping her in the dark about what happened since he doesn't want her to worry more then she already does about him while he's at work. Note she only worrys a lot when they aren't on call together.]
*Lucifer relaxed a bit*
"To some extent yes clever girl"
*She got pale for a moment*
"What do you mean to some extent...?"
"Don't fret about it ask Dante about their battle sometime or that kid. Doubt they could lie to you."
"Nero was involved to? What on earth are those two hiding from me..."
"Quite a lot since they care so much for you. More importantly do they take American currency here?"
"Last I checked yeah. We are in Japan right now though"
*Lucifer clicked his tongue*
(We dimension hopped and the fucking country well dam...and I thought mundus was bad)
"Now doll face you know I don't have anything against you but I need to ask why in the unholy god dam did you drag me to another dimension and country in the middle of the night no less."
"...well it's come to my attention that I'm quote
She makes air quotes with her fingers while saying the part she's quoting. "the queen of hell" and mundus is doing a terrible job. So we're going to fix hell up and make it more manageable so less murder of innocent civilians."
"That's lovely but you do realize your husbands lively hoods based on cleaning up others dirty work. I mean he kills people to sometimes now since three years ago. Never quite got the change since he'd been adamant on humanity's side up til that point."
Lily's face became a little pale and she nearly dropped her cookie yes she just bought a cookie and nothing else not wanting to piss off the baristas for just chilling and not purchasing anything while being there.
(So she's the reason why he doesn't discriminate with his work now. Heh)
*Lucifer smirks a bit*
"A-anyway uh shoot where was I with this?"
(Not good first thing about any interaction is never show weakness or else it'll bite you in the ass if it's not your lover who's seeing it. Fuck!)
She tried to appear somewhat calm but it's not really working since demons had higher sensory'a then humans Lucifer could hear her heartbeat which was a tad faster than normal. In all honesty he was mildly concerned since he'd overheard from nocturne that her heart had stopped when Dante had proposed and her heart rate had drastically increased and decreased during the second go.
*his smirk dropped and leans forward thinking of how the fuck he's going to preform cpr on the dam thing*
(Haha I have the high ground now not sure why but it'll work!)
Her heat rate drastically dropped back to its original rate Lucifer nearly spits out the dam wine he forced a barista to go get him.
(Fuck nocturne wasn't Kidding)
"Jesus Christ the baby's woman your heart seriously you may need a medic"
"How'd you know I was pregnant I've only known for almost a week...wait a week and a half"
"Demon senses"
"...oh neat like spider man?"
"...sure"
"We need a council so we can start fixing hell up please join me...."
"...fuck it sure"
"...wait seriously I don't need to do anything for you well my soul sacrifice a village or blow up a church?"
*Lucifer did a spit take with the wine*
"...I'm gonna say this in the nicest way possible why in the ever living fuck would I tell you to blow up a church. The last two I get but no church's. I already pissed God off once I'm not doing that again."
"You got a point...so kill things?"
"No lily I already agreed don't make me change my mind. Personally I despise both mundus and the other party but I'm currently doing nothing with my eternal life so fuck it yes. Final answer take it or leave it"
"Why you hate his father."
"...simple mundus overthrew me and sparda took down mundus so they both suck since I'm no longer on top."
"Why darling?"
(She's only been a god for three years and she's basically a sitting nuke having a god in debt to me will be good. But having it do my bidding will be bomb. I'll see how this plays out...)
"... he kicked mundus's ass once with the boy so he's up there with my shit list I'm sorry I just resent being down with the lesser demon levels of power. Lily that weeabo nocturne is on the same level as me."
"...crap I see your delima now"
"Now open the portal I'm going to piss the locals off by paying in Mecca and ditching."
"Speaking of that why hasn't there been an economic system implanted if we already have a form of currency?"
"...dam you right there doll face I made it but forgot to do the rest with it since I was slaughtering and fucking until I was dethroned"
"...oh uh umm"
*She's awkwardly blushing and fidgeting*
(Yup this is definitely a sitting nuke of potential and pureness this'll be a hell of a ride...)
*whitsling while pacing in a dark room alone* Aaah princess what shall your reaction be this time?-.- I already know yours is always the same in all the realities it hasn't changed yet no matter what I've done...in hindsight what I'm doing would be considered really fucking dumb seeing as how many centuries has passed trying to figure out how it would turn out if you took my route per say dealing with your ability's but I can take you out with the help of that agency and a godslayer....fuck I'm bored. *The boy sits down and plays some video games* ~back to lily~ "...this looks the same as the Starbucks down the street why'd you take me here may I ask?" *He slicked his jet black hair back while staring her down with those blood red eyes* "We're in a different dimension. Insurance from mundus he can't track what's outside his dimension right?" She questioned a bit since she wasn't entirely aware of what the thing that murdered her darlings family was capable of. note she assumed both the mom and dad got killed by him. Dante's still keeping her in the dark about what happened since he doesn't want her to worry more then she already does about him while he's at work. Note she only worrys a lot when they aren't on call together. *Lucifer relaxed a bit* "To some extent yes clever girl" *She got pale for a moment* "What do you mean to some extent...?" "Don't fret about it ask Dante about their battle sometime or that kid. Doubt they could lie to you." "Nero was involved to? What on earth are those two hiding from me..." "Quite a lot since they care so much for you. More importantly do they take American currency here?" "Last I checked yeah. We are in Japan right now though" *Lucifer clicked his tongue* We dimension hopped and the fucking country well dam...and I thought mundus was bad "Now doll face you know I don't have anything against you but I need to ask why in the unholy god dam did you drag me to another dimension and country in the middle of the night no less." "...well it's come to my attention that I'm quote She makes air quotes with her fingers while saying the part she's quoting. "the queen of hell" and mundus is doing a terrible job. So we're going to fix hell up and make it more manageable so less murder of innocent civilians." "That's lovely but you do realize your husbands lively hoods based on cleaning up others dirty work. I mean he kills people to sometimes now since three years ago. Never quite got the change since he'd been adamant on humanity's side up til that point." Lily's face became a little pale and she nearly dropped her cookie yes she just bought a cookie and nothing else not wanting to piss off the baristas for just chilling and not purchasing anything while being there. So she's the reason why he doesn't discriminate with his work now. Heh *Lucifer smirks a bit* "A-anyway uh shoot where was I with this?" Not good first thing about any interaction is never show weakness or else it'll bite you in the ass if it's not your lover who's seeing it. Fuck! She tried to appear somewhat calm but it's not really working since demons had higher sensory'a then humans Lucifer could hear her heartbeat which was a tad faster than normal. In all honesty he was mildly concerned since he'd overheard from nocturne that her heart had stopped when Dante had proposed and her heart rate had drastically increased and decreased during the second go. *his smirk dropped and leans forward thinking of how the fuck he's going to preform cpr on the dam thing* Haha I have the high ground now not sure why but it'll work! Her heat rate drastically dropped back to its original rate Lucifer nearly spits out the dam wine he forced a barista to go get him. Fuck nocturne wasn't Kidding "Jesus Christ the baby's woman your heart seriously you may need a medic" "How'd you know I was pregnant I've only known for almost a week...wait a week and a half" "Demon senses" "...oh neat like spider man?" "...sure" "We need a council so we can start fixing hell up please join me...." "...fuck it sure" "...wait seriously I don't need to do anything for you well my soul sacrifice a village or blow up a church?" *Lucifer did a spit take with the wine* "...I'm gonna say this in the nicest way possible why in the ever living fuck would I tell you to blow up a church. The last two I get but no church's. I already pissed God off once I'm not doing that again." "You got a point...so kill things?" "No lily I already agreed don't make me change my mind. Personally I despise both mundus and the other party but I'm currently doing nothing with my eternal life so fuck it yes. Final answer take it or leave it" "Why you hate his father." "...simple mundus overthrew me and sparda took down mundus so they both suck since I'm no longer on top." "Why darling?" She's only been a god for three years and she's basically a sitting nuke having a god in debt to me will be good. But having it do my bidding will be bomb. I'll see how this plays out... "... he kicked mundus's ass once with the boy so he's up there with my shit list I'm sorry I just resent being down with the lesser demon levels of power. Lily that weeabo nocturne is on the same level as me." "...crap I see your delima now" "Now open the portal I'm going to piss the locals off by paying in Mecca and ditching." "Speaking of that why hasn't there been an economic system implanted if we already have a form of currency?" "...dam you right there doll face I made it but forgot to do the rest with it since I was slaughtering and fucking until I was dethroned" "...oh uh umm" *She's awkwardly blushing and fidgeting* Yup this is definitely a sitting nuke of potential and pureness this'll be a hell of a ride...
