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Published at 21st of March 2020 11:27:41 AM


Chapter 2

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CHAPTER 2 - WANT TO EAT YOU

The guests looked at one another, and everyone thought today’s huge drama was a sight.

Although such incidents were aplenty in the entertainment circle, some even stranger than this, but seldom was there a case where someone personally rolled up their sleeves to tear people down in public.

Not to mention the fact that the protagonists were a singer, a film emperor, and a hot-search small flower1.

Yan Ge's succinct words countered the bride's gleaming tears. She curled her lips in disdain, then turned to look at Lin Mingzhe: "Come here, let's have a good talk."

Lin Mingzhe had a tight grip on Song Qian's hand. His lower body trembled despite himself and didn't dare to look at Yan Ge.

When her words fell, he retreated back, his body pressing against the rose frame behind him. Trembling from head to toe, he asked: "Are, are you a person or a ghost..."

Yan Ge beamed at him: "Of course I’m a ghost, otherwise how could I be standing here!"

When Lin Mingzhe heard this, his face was even whiter and nearly fainted on the spot.

Yan Ge spoke on unhurriedly: "When you were with me, we signed a contract. I gave you money to inlay seven dragon balls2, but it wasn't for you to fool around with other girls.

'Seven dragon balls’, these three words were not particularly heavy, but after hearing them, everyone's sight immediately fell between Lin Mingzhe's legs.

It turned out to be seven dragon balls. The man was cruel to himself to have them all embedded.

"Although I have always taken you as a house pet, I did have a little affection for you. If you said you didn't want to continue the contract, we could have parted ways with no hard feelings. Anyway, it’s not like seven dragon balls are unique and matchless. “

Yan Ge glanced at Lin Mingzhe, and her countenance turned cold: "But it was not right for you to replace the antidepressants I often took with sleeping pills. Cats and dogs have a bit of childish admiration for their owners. How good you are, to actually do such a thing; you're not even as good as a beast... "

As she got closer and closer to Lin Mingzhe, the sweat on his frightened face was clearly visible in everyone's camera. His trembling appearance made people think that he would shake himself into a pile of bones in the next moment.

"It wasn't me, it wasn't me." In a moment of desperation, Lin Mingzhe pointed at Song Qian, and yelled: "It was Song Qian. She's the one who bought the medicine. I only learned later on...Xiao Ge..."

He had just shouted 'Xiao Ge', those two words when he quivered from the cold and frosty eyes opposite him. He promptly ended that line of argument, but he couldn't stop begging for mercy: "I was wrong. Please forgive me..."

Those viewers on the live broadcast platform could not calm down, and the screen of the live broadcast was flooded with everyone's pop-up windows.

Moreover, the number of people watching online increased from tens of thousands at the beginning to hundreds of thousands. It had now broken through one million, and it was still rapidly rising...

In the entertainment industry, such dirty catfights were commonplace. Everyone had heard the gossip and news. Still, this thrilling broadcast was hard to come by, and it mobilized nearly everyone to gather in crowds to watch.

When Song Qian perceived the cold eyes of Yan Ge, she resisted the urge to shudder with great difficulty and barely smiled while saying: “ Gu Jiejie, I always thought you regarded Mingzhe as a pastime. I really like him, but I admire you too. If I knew you still cared about him so much, I would never marry him. Since you’ve said this, I, I promise you, I will never be involved with Mingzhe in the future. He and I will be one cut, two parts!3

This remark was so blunt and straightforward, coupled with her pitiful face the size of a palm, it would instantly suck in countless fans. However, this was only if Ling Mingzhe had not accused her just now.

Four words flooded the screen online in response to Song Qian: The Queen of Sluts!

Yan Ge suddenly smiled, and glanced at her: "Isn't it just a string of rubber seeds? If you like, you can take it to have fun. No need to be so reverently fearful4, they're not worth much. Take anything here, what isn't more valuable than those seven dragon balls? Have I ever cared about such things?”

Without waiting for Song Qian to open her mouth, Yan Ge continued: "But we still have to wrangle over how you changed my antidepressants with sleeping pills."

Song Qian would never push such matters onto herself. She immediately said: "Mingzhe's talking nonsense, he's had too many drugs today. Gu Jiejie, don't listen to his drivel. I didn't, nor could I have able to do such a thing."

Yan Ge liked Song Qian's ability to adapt to the situation. She reached out and caught Song Qian's chin, speaking with tenderness: "Your nose prosthesis didn't assimilate properly. It's nearly crooked, so take the time to maintain it. Still so young, and you've already been ruined like this."

Before Song Qian could speak up, Yan Ge suddenly released her. Her gaze concentrated on a man clad in a black robe, walking slowly towards the platform.  Her expression to turn vigilant.

The man's handsome figure was erect, his five facial features5 were highlighted with shadows, but his long and narrow eyes and eyebrows, as well as extremely thin lips, made his face appear to be somewhat effeminate.

But the momentum released by his eyes was too excessive, and the aura was more powerful with each step he took. It was a kind of majestic force that could break through mountains and rivers, and such, no one would dare to regard him as a shemale.

Yan Ge saw that he was getting closer and closer, and the space around her was becoming more and more distorted. Her heart was terrified. She wanted to run, but couldn't move. It was like her body had been frozen in place.

Unable to flee, she could only resist the anger in her heart and curry favor with the man: "Dage,[big bro] I have something to say. This isn't just the first or second time we've met, and to this day we haven't yet had a good chat over tea."

If the previous Yan Ge was said to be a tigress, right now she was a mere kitten before the man.

The man's steps paused and seemed to be really thinking about Yan Ge's suggestion.

Like a snake that creeps up the stick6, Yan Ge spoke again in a rush: "Dage,[big bro] the world is so large, our meeting is destined. How about looking for a place to let loose and celebrate?"

The man's brows wrinkled, but then immediately loosened, Yan Ge had seen him so many times. Finally, she heard him say: "Don't drink tea. Don't chat. Want to eat you."
 

1Hot-search small flower (流量小花- liúliàng xiǎohuā): a popular female star.
2 Seven dragon balls (七龙珠 - qīlóngzhū): I translated it literally instead of using the pinyin because it's hilarious; if you hadn’t already inferred from the text, the term refers to when a man puts beads into his phallus (more accurately, right under its skin tissue) for...reasons. The research had me shook, guys. I won't think of 'Dragon Ball' the same way again.
3 One cut, two parts (一刀两断 - yīdāoliǎngduàn): idiom that means 'to make a clean break'
4 Reverently fearful (样诚惶诚恐): idiom for being fearfully in awe of (ex. a monarch). Yan Ge probably said this because Song Qian spoke with such deference. She even used the formal 'you' while speaking.
5 Five facial features (五官 - wǔguān): literally means the 'five sense organs' (nose, eyes, lips, tongue, ears); figuratively means 'facial expressions'
6 A snake creeps up the stick (打蛇随棍上 - dǎ shé suí gùn shàng): means 'one seizes the opportunity to make a request'. The full expression is 'hit a snake with a stick, but the snake creeps up the stick'.  





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