*** your mother’s eggs1!
The man’s words caused Yan Ge's face to change. She hadn’t been able to shake off the space when the he suddenly opened his mouth and sucked her in.
Yan Ge: *** your ancestors2! Laoniang’s[old mother, I’m] going to knock your teeth out!
She wasn’t able to grab his teeth, and like every other time, she was swallowed into his stomach the moment as he sucked in…
No one else could see this man, whose entire body was covered in black mist.
What the spectators suddenly realized was that in the blink of an eye, the singer, whose every frown and smile could move a person, had turned into a corpse, and it was a rotting one with indiscernible features.
The corpse slammed against Song Qian’s body with a peng, before falling to the ground in front of Lin Mingzhe....
This scene was really too dreadful, and too harmful for the eyes. Everyone shrieked and recoiled away. Eventually, someone reacted and called the police.
The authorities soon arrived to clear the scene.
After DNA identification, the female corpse was verified to be the singer, Yan Ge. She had been missing for a long time. Her family members and agents all thought she was still on vacation abroad. However, from her body’s appearance, she should have been dead for a while.
Not only that, the official autopsy found that Yan Ge had consumed a deadly quantity of sleeping pills and died a little over than a month ago.
After hearing this official briefing, the people who watched the cat fighting drama were all scared without exception, and their souls could not return to them for a long, long time.
Lin Mingzhe was directly frightened into madness. From the words he kept repeating, the police soon found the apartment building Yan Ge stayed at while abroad, and determined the case to be intentional homicide.
Song Qian quibbled the entire time. She pushed everything onto Lin Mingzhe, saying that she was also an unsuspecting victim.
Although heaven's net had wide mashes, nothing escapes from it3. The video of the day Yan Ge's 'corpse moved' spread all over the internet, and soon someone stepped up to testify about Song Qian buying sleeping pills at a pharmacy...
In the previous life, Yan Ge's body was discovered more than 50 days after her death, thereby confirming the ‘depression suicide’ news that had circulated the internet. The dead could not speak of their injustice.
Yan Ge was laying boneless under her big tree. Although it was thick enough to be hugged by a person, it only had three or four branches.
A weak and dispirited hand summoned the resenting soul of 'Yan Ge'. The black grievance that came to her before was probably due to her immense hatred and desire for revenge. It was now was a misty white soul.
"Go!" Yan Ge waved her hand. As if it had been flung away, the soul soared towards the misty front.
Yan Ge was a tree demon4. At the beginning of heaven and earth, her tree sprouted in this place. She fed on the cherished desires of women in the world and waited for her sago palm tree to produce seeds.5 When that happens, she was going leave this blind spot of a place.
After all, she was a tree, but wasn’t willing to remain a solitary one.
Her eyes squinted up at the luxuriant leaves of the largest branch and spotted something begin to sprout, but she didn’t expect that half-way through, a dung beetle rolled out instead.
Every time she painstakingly earned fertilizer, it would all be intercepted by that guy. Whenever she was "eaten" by him, there was one less branch on the tree.
If this continued, she was going to become bald headed.
A voice at the top of her head yelled: "Yi, don't tell me you’ve strolled a circuit around that guy’s land of five grains6 again!"
Not waiting for Yan Ge to respond, the voice shouted again: "Have you washed yet? No wonder I smelled a stench. Hurry up and rub yourself inside and out. Don't kill my nostrils."
Yan Ge had just emerged from the tree form. She had no vitality and was completely paralyzed on the tree. She replied weakly: "Ji Zai7, your brain moves so fast, can't you give me a solution? If I keep getting eaten up like this, my tree will bald before it produces any seeds. "
When it heard that name, Ji Ze let out a howl. Not even bothering to avoid Yan Ge's stench, it flew directly on top of her head and used its two claws to rub her hair into a bird's nest. He screamed like his feathers exploded: "What did you call me?"
Yan Ge sighed: "I didn't wash my hair!"
"*** your mother’s eggs8!" Ji Zai shrieked as it flew back into the tree branches: "If you die, Laozi[old man, I]will go find another tree and save myself from your stink."
Yan Ge had been eaten by the guy several times in succession and was in no mood to crack jokes; her breath was present, but her vigor was gone9. She paid no mind to the Ji Zai that wanted to be placated.
Fortunately, Ji Zai’s temper was fast to go as it was fast to come. After fleeing helter-skelter onto a branch, he jumped again and landed on top of Yan Ge's chest, its feet stamping on the level part. It cockily offered her piece of advice: "Next time, try to seal your ability. How can he find you without qi breath10?"
1 *** your mother’s eggs (擦你娘的蛋—cā nǐ niáng de dàn: Yet another colorful ‘eff you’ curse. ‘Eggs’ have a promiscuous meaning, so I guess this is more like ‘f*** you, you mother***’. I could have just said that and be done with it, but I low-key wanna share the weirdly colorful curses.
2 (日你先人板板): an ‘f** you’ variety. The literal translation is ‘flip your f**ing ancestors’ coffin’. Usually, the severity of a curse increases with the generation one directs at, so ancestors should be right up there. Their remains weren’t even spared in this curse. But it's not a hard fast rule.
3Heaven's net has wide mashes, but nothing escapes from it (天网恢恢- tiān wǎng huī huī): in this situation it also means ‘you can’t escape the long arm of the law’.
4 Tree demon (树魅—shù mèi): The character for demon here is a type of ghost thought to be beautiful and charming (another meaning for the character). This kind demon is thought to be ‘good’ since it gives people a favorable opinion. You can say they’re positively charming.
5 sago palm tree (铁树—tiě shù): literally translates to tiě (iron/strong/unshakeable) shù (tree). Random fact: sago palms are a member one of the oldest plant families in the world.
6 Five grains (五谷— wǔ gǔ): means all crops/grains or the 5 main grains (barley, rice, sesame, soybean, & millet). I'm not sure why Ji Zai decided to describe Yan Ge's digestive trip in the ML’s body like this.
7 Ji Zai (鸡崽): literally means Jī (fowl; chicken; prostitute) Zǎi (‘young, of an animal’).
8 ***your mother’s eggs (去你娘的蛋蛋): another censored curse phrase that literally translates to ‘go to your mother’s testicles’ but actually means ‘stfu, you mother***’.
9 Breath is present, but vigor is absent (有气无力— yǒu qì wúlì): means to be in low spirits or feel lifeless.
10 Qi breath (气息— qì xī): qi is a vital energy present in all things. If Yan Ge covers up her own qi (aka qi breath), then her existence can’t be sensed.
*** your mother’s eggs1!
The man’s words caused Yan Ge's face to change. She hadn’t been able to shake off the space when the he suddenly opened his mouth and sucked her in.
Yan Ge: *** your ancestors2! Laoniang’s[old mother, I’m] going to knock your teeth out!
She wasn’t able to grab his teeth, and like every other time, she was swallowed into his stomach the moment as he sucked in…
No one else could see this man, whose entire body was covered in black mist.
What the spectators suddenly realized was that in the blink of an eye, the singer, whose every frown and smile could move a person, had turned into a corpse, and it was a rotting one with indiscernible features.
The corpse slammed against Song Qian’s body with a peng, before falling to the ground in front of Lin Mingzhe....
This scene was really too dreadful, and too harmful for the eyes. Everyone shrieked and recoiled away. Eventually, someone reacted and called the police.
The authorities soon arrived to clear the scene.
After DNA identification, the female corpse was verified to be the singer, Yan Ge. She had been missing for a long time. Her family members and agents all thought she was still on vacation abroad. However, from her body’s appearance, she should have been dead for a while.
Not only that, the official autopsy found that Yan Ge had consumed a deadly quantity of sleeping pills and died a little over than a month ago.
After hearing this official briefing, the people who watched the cat fighting drama were all scared without exception, and their souls could not return to them for a long, long time.
Lin Mingzhe was directly frightened into madness. From the words he kept repeating, the police soon found the apartment building Yan Ge stayed at while abroad, and determined the case to be intentional homicide.
Song Qian quibbled the entire time. She pushed everything onto Lin Mingzhe, saying that she was also an unsuspecting victim.
Although heaven's net had wide mashes, nothing escapes from it3. The video of the day Yan Ge's 'corpse moved' spread all over the internet, and soon someone stepped up to testify about Song Qian buying sleeping pills at a pharmacy...
In the previous life, Yan Ge's body was discovered more than 50 days after her death, thereby confirming the ‘depression suicide’ news that had circulated the internet. The dead could not speak of their injustice.
Yan Ge was laying boneless under her big tree. Although it was thick enough to be hugged by a person, it only had three or four branches.
A weak and dispirited hand summoned the resenting soul of 'Yan Ge'. The black grievance that came to her before was probably due to her immense hatred and desire for revenge. It was now was a misty white soul.
"Go!" Yan Ge waved her hand. As if it had been flung away, the soul soared towards the misty front.
Yan Ge was a tree demon4. At the beginning of heaven and earth, her tree sprouted in this place. She fed on the cherished desires of women in the world and waited for her sago palm tree to produce seeds.5 When that happens, she was going leave this blind spot of a place.
After all, she was a tree, but wasn’t willing to remain a solitary one.
Her eyes squinted up at the luxuriant leaves of the largest branch and spotted something begin to sprout, but she didn’t expect that half-way through, a dung beetle rolled out instead.
Every time she painstakingly earned fertilizer, it would all be intercepted by that guy. Whenever she was "eaten" by him, there was one less branch on the tree.
If this continued, she was going to become bald headed.
A voice at the top of her head yelled: "Yi, don't tell me you’ve strolled a circuit around that guy’s land of five grains6 again!"
Not waiting for Yan Ge to respond, the voice shouted again: "Have you washed yet? No wonder I smelled a stench. Hurry up and rub yourself inside and out. Don't kill my nostrils."
Yan Ge had just emerged from the tree form. She had no vitality and was completely paralyzed on the tree. She replied weakly: "Ji Zai7, your brain moves so fast, can't you give me a solution? If I keep getting eaten up like this, my tree will bald before it produces any seeds. "
When it heard that name, Ji Ze let out a howl. Not even bothering to avoid Yan Ge's stench, it flew directly on top of her head and used its two claws to rub her hair into a bird's nest. He screamed like his feathers exploded: "What did you call me?"
Yan Ge sighed: "I didn't wash my hair!"
"*** your mother’s eggs8!" Ji Zai shrieked as it flew back into the tree branches: "If you die, Laozi[old man, I]will go find another tree and save myself from your stink."
Yan Ge had been eaten by the guy several times in succession and was in no mood to crack jokes; her breath was present, but her vigor was gone9. She paid no mind to the Ji Zai that wanted to be placated.
Fortunately, Ji Zai’s temper was fast to go as it was fast to come. After fleeing helter-skelter onto a branch, he jumped again and landed on top of Yan Ge's chest, its feet stamping on the level part. It cockily offered her piece of advice: "Next time, try to seal your ability. How can he find you without qi breath10?"
1 *** your mother’s eggs (擦你娘的蛋—cā nǐ niáng de dàn: Yet another colorful ‘eff you’ curse. ‘Eggs’ have a promiscuous meaning, so I guess this is more like ‘f*** you, you mother***’. I could have just said that and be done with it, but I low-key wanna share the weirdly colorful curses.
2 (日你先人板板): an ‘f** you’ variety. The literal translation is ‘flip your f**ing ancestors’ coffin’. Usually, the severity of a curse increases with the generation one directs at, so ancestors should be right up there. Their remains weren’t even spared in this curse. But it's not a hard fast rule.
3Heaven's net has wide mashes, but nothing escapes from it (天网恢恢- tiān wǎng huī huī): in this situation it also means ‘you can’t escape the long arm of the law’.
4 Tree demon (树魅—shù mèi): The character for demon here is a type of ghost thought to be beautiful and charming (another meaning for the character). This kind demon is thought to be ‘good’ since it gives people a favorable opinion. You can say they’re positively charming.
5 sago palm tree (铁树—tiě shù): literally translates to tiě (iron/strong/unshakeable) shù (tree). Random fact: sago palms are a member one of the oldest plant families in the world.
6 Five grains (五谷— wǔ gǔ): means all crops/grains or the 5 main grains (barley, rice, sesame, soybean, & millet). I'm not sure why Ji Zai decided to describe Yan Ge's digestive trip in the ML’s body like this.
7 Ji Zai (鸡崽): literally means Jī (fowl; chicken; prostitute) Zǎi (‘young, of an animal’).
8 ***your mother’s eggs (去你娘的蛋蛋): another censored curse phrase that literally translates to ‘go to your mother’s testicles’ but actually means ‘stfu, you mother***’.
9 Breath is present, but vigor is absent (有气无力— yǒu qì wúlì): means to be in low spirits or feel lifeless.
10 Qi breath (气息— qì xī): qi is a vital energy present in all things. If Yan Ge covers up her own qi (aka qi breath), then her existence can’t be sensed.
