I got off work and when I got into Jiang Li’s car, I instantly found the atmosphere was not very good.
Jiang Li’s face is cold and makes people instantly feel a sense of coolness. He drove the car without glancing sideways, did not care about what I meant and did not bother to be sarcastic.
I nervously sit in my seat, not talking. I think that today Jiang Li must have suffered a loss and is sulking over it. Although I don’t dare talk to him, I am curious and also want to worship the person who could make Jiang Li this angry…… I really want to visit that person, and if possible, make them my master……
But I suddenly thought of a problem: Jiang Li’s mood is very bad, definitely need to vent, if he vents…… Then I would be the unlucky punching bag right? I am inwardly crying tears, why am I this tragic ah…..
Sure enough, just as we returned home, Jiang Li starts to find a fault. He leaned against the door and looked at me sitting on the couch with a straight face. “Guan Xiao Yan, you have nothing to say to me?”
Although I am afraid he will bully me, I am disgusted with this kind of finding fault behavior, so I expressionlessly replied, “Jiang Li, you have nothing to ask me?”
Jiang Li walked over and threw a magazine in front of me: “Look at the seventh page, your masterpiece.”
I felt it was baffling, opened the magazine to the seventh page, and recognized someone. Page 7 is an advertisement photo. Covering the whole page is Wang Kai’s and my clothing that complement each other with a big smile. For the first time, I realize that my own smile was quite brilliant and the look in Wang Kai’s eyes and his expression were all very appropriate. He looked at the Little Red Riding Hood emotionally, that look containing some warmth, some passion, some pampering….. If you look at this photo by itself, absolutely no one will believe that he is actually a big-tailed wolf that likes all kinds of women.
So I admired this ad, sincerely lamented, “This picture was shot too successfully, I have to save it, to leave a memory.” And to insult Wang Kai.
I just finished speaking, Jiang Li suddenly snatched back the magazine, sneering. “The affair is out and you are still so righteous?”
What the, what did you say?! Whose affair is out, who who who! I was a bit startled by Jiang Li’s words, retorted. “Shooting an ad is an affair? Please have a little common sense okay!”
Jiang Li: “Shooting an ad also means to smile this happily?”
I think that Jiang Li is being unreasonable, so I wave my hand and said, “Ok ok, I know that you are in a bad mood. You can throw whatever cups, dishes, bowls, and utensils in the kitchen, just don’t find trouble with me…… And again, if I am to have an affair, what does that have to do with you?”
“I…..” Jiang Li is at a loss for words, stopped, and finally said, “I just suddenly noticed, your taste is lower than your IQ.”
I coldly harrumph and said, “I am very suspicious, are you jealous of me? To tell you the truth Jiang Li, in this life, have you never been on a magazine before?…… Of course, except for the marriage notice, oh. Saying that this big sister not only got featured in a magazine but also shot such a beautiful ad. Also……” I stopped there, stood up and patted Jiang Li’s shoulder, meaningfully saying, “To be honest, I understand your feeling. We are after ordinary people. In fact, to be famous, it is very difficult.” I found out that my thinking is seriously off topic, how did it change to this….. You should not ask me how I think, I also don’t know how I thought of this. Anyway, I just strangely said it. Maybe it is because of the eight-year-old dream to become a star after all most people at the bottom of their heart will want attention. Of course, the impact of my ad, the probability to become famous is at zero.
Jiang Li listened to my words, coldly laugh and swat away my hand, saying: “Shooting a second-rate ad and being on a third-rate magazine and you become like this? To be honest, I am too lazy to be in this kind of magazine.”
I nodded seriously: “The grapes that cannot be eaten will forever be sour.”
Jiang Li held his chin, thought for a moment and suddenly remarked, “Actually getting featured in a magazine is not that hard.”
I think that his words are very funny. “You are joking. How about let’s place a bet?”
“Then let’s bet,” said Jiang Li, throwing away the magazine in disgust. “Pick any magazine that is on a higher level than this one. If I can get featured in it, you lose.”
“Ok, I still don’t believe. You really think you are something.” I think that Jiang Li has become narcissistic and lost his sensibility, but taking into account that he may be able to sell it, I added: “You cannot shoot an ad like me, you should have an interview.”
Jiang Li nodded without thinking. “No problem.”
I am a little guilty, afraid that Jiang Li really will have two brushes, so I said: “Then let’s choose ZZ Fashion.”
Jiang Li answered even more simply. “Ok, let’s choose that one.”
This time I really have doubts. Jiang Li this guy have really gone crazy. Does he not know how high the threshold ZZ Fashion has? In other words, ZZ Fashion is the nation’s top fashion magazine. To be able to earn an interview with them are all those very successful people, have a very interesting and tasteful life and of course, sensibility to fashion have to be very high.
I look at Jiang Li, shaking my head. Actually, Jiang Li seems more like an unemployed youth. Well, successful people — if he really is a successful person, then his wife, me, should know of it right? So this one, pass. To say a tasteful and interesting way of life, other than being a bit of a germaphobe, does not like spicy food, the others are nothing special and he dislikes the smell of perfume. So this one, pass. Finally, fashion sensitivity? What a joke. A person with high fashion sensitivity, will they hold a third-rate magazine to brag? So, fashion and Jiang Li have absolutely nothing in common. Pass.
In short, Jiang Li’s body from top to bottom only favorable is that place. If ZZ Fashion is a magazine that shows a lot of skin, then perhaps one of the pages will show it — of course, it Is very likely to be covered.
So I smugly smiled: “You just wait and admit defeat. Do you think that ZZ Fashion is something that just anybody can get into?”
Jiang Li is full of indifference. He begins to consider the issue of betting: “What to bet and what do you want most?”
I replied without hesitation: “Money.”
Jiang Li: “Ok, then let’s bet with all our bank deposits. You lose, your money is mine. I lose, my money is yours.”
I breathe in, Jiang Li’s confidence sends my heart into a panic. He….. He doesn’t happen to know ZZ Fashion’s editor or anything right? Thinking here, I hesitated and asked: “Jiang Li ah, you are very sure of this interview right?”
Jiang Li shook his head. “No, I don’t know the magazine that much.”
I don’t believe it. “Then why not bet with me, are you not afraid of losing?”
Jiang Li: “I think that being featured in a magazine is not that hard.”
Well, crazing thinking is not the same as normal thinking, especially a crazy narcissist, which I can understand. So I hate it more, and did not go Into detail of Jiang Li’s brain structure….. I finally found out, Jiang Li’s biggest flaw is his narcissism, wah ka-ka-ka, this time really feels good!
So I think I am not behind very far and asked: “Then, how much is your bank deposit?”
Jiang Li continued shaking his head: “Don’t know. Anyways it is more than yours.”
I am again speechless, but thinking about his BMW and his big house, I admit it should be more than mine…..
Jiang Li: “Considering that I have more money than you, and if it is like this, it is not fair, so you should add a few conditions.”
Me: “Sure.” I should know that Jiang Li is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
Jiang Li: “If I win, you….. resign.”
I am shocked: “Why?” My job now is very good ah, other than the boss being boring sometimes, the other aspects are very good, and a lot of money.
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows: “Not willing?”
Of course, I am not willing, thinking of the time when Wang Kai doubled my salary, ah, such a good job is hard to find ok!
Jiang Li: “If you are not willing then fine. I also thought that being featured in a magazine is not that simple……”
I grabbed onto Jiang Li’s hand. “Willing willing, I am willing!” It is rare for Jiang Li to be this impulsive without reason, it seems that I have won this time. If I do not seize this opportunity, this life will definitely regret!
Jiang Li looked down at my hand, quirk his lips and said: “Deal.”
My panicking heart finally settled. At this time Jiang Li said: “But I think you are taking advantage.”
I stared at him and corrected: “Already made a deal, a gentleman should not go back on his words….. No, I do not believe your character, let’s a contract just in case.”
I finish. Not waiting for Jiang Li to react, ran to the study and shua shua shua wrote two agreements. I signed my name and then gave it to Jiang Li. Jiang Li holds the pen, reluctant to sign. “ I think it is not very fair, how about we don’t bet?”
I folded my arms: “No how can you back out, are you still a man ah……”
So, under the matter of “manliness” threat, Jiang Li honestly signed. I smilingly put away the agreement and start to envision the bright future where I am taking Jiang Li’s things.
At this time Jiang Li’s voice not so conveniently sounded: “Guan Xiao Yan, the day after tomorrow is my birthday, is your birthday gift ready yet?”
A single word brought me back to reality.
I got off work and when I got into Jiang Li’s car, I instantly found the atmosphere was not very good.
Jiang Li’s face is cold and makes people instantly feel a sense of coolness. He drove the car without glancing sideways, did not care about what I meant and did not bother to be sarcastic.
I nervously sit in my seat, not talking. I think that today Jiang Li must have suffered a loss and is sulking over it. Although I don’t dare talk to him, I am curious and also want to worship the person who could make Jiang Li this angry…… I really want to visit that person, and if possible, make them my master……
But I suddenly thought of a problem: Jiang Li’s mood is very bad, definitely need to vent, if he vents…… Then I would be the unlucky punching bag right? I am inwardly crying tears, why am I this tragic ah…..
Sure enough, just as we returned home, Jiang Li starts to find a fault. He leaned against the door and looked at me sitting on the couch with a straight face. “Guan Xiao Yan, you have nothing to say to me?”
Although I am afraid he will bully me, I am disgusted with this kind of finding fault behavior, so I expressionlessly replied, “Jiang Li, you have nothing to ask me?”
Jiang Li walked over and threw a magazine in front of me: “Look at the seventh page, your masterpiece.”
I felt it was baffling, opened the magazine to the seventh page, and recognized someone. Page 7 is an advertisement photo. Covering the whole page is Wang Kai’s and my clothing that complement each other with a big smile. For the first time, I realize that my own smile was quite brilliant and the look in Wang Kai’s eyes and his expression were all very appropriate. He looked at the Little Red Riding Hood emotionally, that look containing some warmth, some passion, some pampering….. If you look at this photo by itself, absolutely no one will believe that he is actually a big-tailed wolf that likes all kinds of women.
So I admired this ad, sincerely lamented, “This picture was shot too successfully, I have to save it, to leave a memory.” And to insult Wang Kai.
I just finished speaking, Jiang Li suddenly snatched back the magazine, sneering. “The affair is out and you are still so righteous?”
What the, what did you say?! Whose affair is out, who who who! I was a bit startled by Jiang Li’s words, retorted. “Shooting an ad is an affair? Please have a little common sense okay!”
Jiang Li: “Shooting an ad also means to smile this happily?”
I think that Jiang Li is being unreasonable, so I wave my hand and said, “Ok ok, I know that you are in a bad mood. You can throw whatever cups, dishes, bowls, and utensils in the kitchen, just don’t find trouble with me…… And again, if I am to have an affair, what does that have to do with you?”
“I…..” Jiang Li is at a loss for words, stopped, and finally said, “I just suddenly noticed, your taste is lower than your IQ.”
I coldly harrumph and said, “I am very suspicious, are you jealous of me? To tell you the truth Jiang Li, in this life, have you never been on a magazine before?…… Of course, except for the marriage notice, oh. Saying that this big sister not only got featured in a magazine but also shot such a beautiful ad. Also……” I stopped there, stood up and patted Jiang Li’s shoulder, meaningfully saying, “To be honest, I understand your feeling. We are after ordinary people. In fact, to be famous, it is very difficult.” I found out that my thinking is seriously off topic, how did it change to this….. You should not ask me how I think, I also don’t know how I thought of this. Anyway, I just strangely said it. Maybe it is because of the eight-year-old dream to become a star after all most people at the bottom of their heart will want attention. Of course, the impact of my ad, the probability to become famous is at zero.
Jiang Li listened to my words, coldly laugh and swat away my hand, saying: “Shooting a second-rate ad and being on a third-rate magazine and you become like this? To be honest, I am too lazy to be in this kind of magazine.”
I nodded seriously: “The grapes that cannot be eaten will forever be sour.”
Jiang Li held his chin, thought for a moment and suddenly remarked, “Actually getting featured in a magazine is not that hard.”
I think that his words are very funny. “You are joking. How about let’s place a bet?”
“Then let’s bet,” said Jiang Li, throwing away the magazine in disgust. “Pick any magazine that is on a higher level than this one. If I can get featured in it, you lose.”
“Ok, I still don’t believe. You really think you are something.” I think that Jiang Li has become narcissistic and lost his sensibility, but taking into account that he may be able to sell it, I added: “You cannot shoot an ad like me, you should have an interview.”
Jiang Li nodded without thinking. “No problem.”
I am a little guilty, afraid that Jiang Li really will have two brushes, so I said: “Then let’s choose ZZ Fashion.”
Jiang Li answered even more simply. “Ok, let’s choose that one.”
This time I really have doubts. Jiang Li this guy have really gone crazy. Does he not know how high the threshold ZZ Fashion has? In other words, ZZ Fashion is the nation’s top fashion magazine. To be able to earn an interview with them are all those very successful people, have a very interesting and tasteful life and of course, sensibility to fashion have to be very high.
I look at Jiang Li, shaking my head. Actually, Jiang Li seems more like an unemployed youth. Well, successful people — if he really is a successful person, then his wife, me, should know of it right? So this one, pass. To say a tasteful and interesting way of life, other than being a bit of a germaphobe, does not like spicy food, the others are nothing special and he dislikes the smell of perfume. So this one, pass. Finally, fashion sensitivity? What a joke. A person with high fashion sensitivity, will they hold a third-rate magazine to brag? So, fashion and Jiang Li have absolutely nothing in common. Pass.
In short, Jiang Li’s body from top to bottom only favorable is that place. If ZZ Fashion is a magazine that shows a lot of skin, then perhaps one of the pages will show it — of course, it Is very likely to be covered.
So I smugly smiled: “You just wait and admit defeat. Do you think that ZZ Fashion is something that just anybody can get into?”
Jiang Li is full of indifference. He begins to consider the issue of betting: “What to bet and what do you want most?”
I replied without hesitation: “Money.”
Jiang Li: “Ok, then let’s bet with all our bank deposits. You lose, your money is mine. I lose, my money is yours.”
I breathe in, Jiang Li’s confidence sends my heart into a panic. He….. He doesn’t happen to know ZZ Fashion’s editor or anything right? Thinking here, I hesitated and asked: “Jiang Li ah, you are very sure of this interview right?”
Jiang Li shook his head. “No, I don’t know the magazine that much.”
I don’t believe it. “Then why not bet with me, are you not afraid of losing?”
Jiang Li: “I think that being featured in a magazine is not that hard.”
Well, crazing thinking is not the same as normal thinking, especially a crazy narcissist, which I can understand. So I hate it more, and did not go Into detail of Jiang Li’s brain structure….. I finally found out, Jiang Li’s biggest flaw is his narcissism, wah ka-ka-ka, this time really feels good!
So I think I am not behind very far and asked: “Then, how much is your bank deposit?”
Jiang Li continued shaking his head: “Don’t know. Anyways it is more than yours.”
I am again speechless, but thinking about his BMW and his big house, I admit it should be more than mine…..
Jiang Li: “Considering that I have more money than you, and if it is like this, it is not fair, so you should add a few conditions.”
Me: “Sure.” I should know that Jiang Li is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
Jiang Li: “If I win, you….. resign.”
I am shocked: “Why?” My job now is very good ah, other than the boss being boring sometimes, the other aspects are very good, and a lot of money.
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows: “Not willing?”
Of course, I am not willing, thinking of the time when Wang Kai doubled my salary, ah, such a good job is hard to find ok!
Jiang Li: “If you are not willing then fine. I also thought that being featured in a magazine is not that simple……”
I grabbed onto Jiang Li’s hand. “Willing willing, I am willing!” It is rare for Jiang Li to be this impulsive without reason, it seems that I have won this time. If I do not seize this opportunity, this life will definitely regret!
Jiang Li looked down at my hand, quirk his lips and said: “Deal.”
My panicking heart finally settled. At this time Jiang Li said: “But I think you are taking advantage.”
I stared at him and corrected: “Already made a deal, a gentleman should not go back on his words….. No, I do not believe your character, let’s a contract just in case.”
I finish. Not waiting for Jiang Li to react, ran to the study and shua shua shua wrote two agreements. I signed my name and then gave it to Jiang Li. Jiang Li holds the pen, reluctant to sign. “ I think it is not very fair, how about we don’t bet?”
I folded my arms: “No how can you back out, are you still a man ah……”
So, under the matter of “manliness” threat, Jiang Li honestly signed. I smilingly put away the agreement and start to envision the bright future where I am taking Jiang Li’s things.
At this time Jiang Li’s voice not so conveniently sounded: “Guan Xiao Yan, the day after tomorrow is my birthday, is your birthday gift ready yet?”
A single word brought me back to reality.
