Chapter 1
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Before starting (if you didn't read the synopsis, if you did, you can skip):
The goal of this novel is crazier than crazy!
Building an entire world with keywords!
I'll use 5 keywords by chapter.
Well, okay, the keywords this chapter were already chosen by a friend (thanks to him for this more than hard choice), but in this chapter will be the first comments.
The 5 more liked comments will be the keywords, and if there isn't enough keywords, I'll use random ones.
In the title the keywords will be written, and the end of each chapter there will be an explanation of how I linked the keywords.
The last keyword is really laser saber and not lightsaber, because my friend is French (like me), and a lot of Star Wars elements were named differently.
That's all!
It's been around 4 centuries that Gimmindiot stroke it rich…
You'll ask how?
That's quite simple.
At that time, Gimmin Diot, the founder of the company, was a noble.
Not a rich one, but not a poor one too.
He was just… ordinary.
His daughter was a mage, studying alchemy, while he had his eldest son being a genius in magic, studying in a school in a faraway country, and his youngest son being a little vigorous guy, who'll surely become a great fighter.
His wife was beautiful and gentle.
The peasants in his territory were cultivating potatoes.
Everything seemed to go well.
And it WAS going well.
Until something happened.
It wasn't a long tragedy.
It wasn't a short too.
It was just… ordinary.
His daughter was beautiful, so the neighboring count wanted her for his personal amusement and lust.
You can guess what's next.
The men of the count came and kidnapped the poor girl.
Gimmin Diot was depressed.
With no way of knowing who kidnapped his daughter, he went to her room to cry.
Then he saw the impossible.
His daughter had a REAL and INCREDIBLE talent in alchemy.
On the table, things were transforming, there was a formula, and a plate.
She wasn't turning lead to gold, the territory didn't have any.
But she was turning potatoes to chicken… Already prepared and featherless chickens…
His son returned after creating the laser technology.
This technology allowed Gimmin Diot to grill chickens.
And this is how Gimmin Diot became the founder of Gimmindiot, the biggest company in the world, with their main domain being…
-The chicken!
Rald finishes his presentation, and asks:
-Any question?
-No Raldy!
-Why tell you what we already know?
-Yeah, it's true, Raldy, you already said it to us a dozen of times already!
Rald casts an exasperated look at his students.
-You're students, you should be respectful to your teacher, as well as your elders. And I am both!
A student says:
-That doesn't answer my question!
-First, sit correctly, then, I'll answer your question.
-Okay, okay, no prob' teach'!
Say the student without moving from a centimeter.
-Raldy!
Another student adds, provoking the laughter of the class.
-Be respectful…
Rald sigh… But answer anyway.
-We're studying alchemy, but history is also important.
-'been the third time this week!
-We have quotas… We need to study it three times a year anyway, so as it's the last day of courses, I decided to do it today. Don't forget that this school is…
-Sponsored by Gimmindiot we know… We know…
-Great then.
The bell rings, and the students are rushing outside…
-Don't forget to… work at… home…
He sighs, and lowers his head.
-Rald Roswald… The professor with the less authority on his students of all history since Merlin and Vivien, and the best alchemist since the daughter of Gimmin Diot…
He is surprised to see a man accompanied by three bodyguards enter the classroom.
This man adds one thing to what he said:
-We need you for an important problem… We need to find an alchemy formula to transform the potatoes in chicken directly cooked!
World building from keywords:
[Initial state] world = blank
[alchemy = potato => chicken] world => fantasy; representative => random alchemist => random + alchemist => Rald / Raldy + name that sounds good with the first name (Oswald => Roswald)
[capitalism = exploit the alchemy] world => modern + fantasy = post-fantasy modern; representative => company => random letter + idiot + country name (India) + name of the novel (Give me => Gimme) => GIMMINDIOT
GIMMINDIOT {
[laser saber = saber + laser] world => impossible to add star wars in universe, so use the words coherent with the universe => post-fantasy modern
[chicken = cut with saber + browned with laser] world => post-fantasy modern
}
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
Before starting (if you didn't read the synopsis, if you did, you can skip):
The goal of this novel is crazier than crazy!
Building an entire world with keywords!
I'll use 5 keywords by chapter.
Well, okay, the keywords this chapter were already chosen by a friend (thanks to him for this more than hard choice), but in this chapter will be the first comments.
The 5 more liked comments will be the keywords, and if there isn't enough keywords, I'll use random ones.
In the title the keywords will be written, and the end of each chapter there will be an explanation of how I linked the keywords.
The last keyword is really laser saber and not lightsaber, because my friend is French (like me), and a lot of Star Wars elements were named differently.
That's all!
It's been around 4 centuries that Gimmindiot stroke it rich…
You'll ask how?
That's quite simple.
At that time, Gimmin Diot, the founder of the company, was a noble.
Not a rich one, but not a poor one too.
He was just… ordinary.
His daughter was a mage, studying alchemy, while he had his eldest son being a genius in magic, studying in a school in a faraway country, and his youngest son being a little vigorous guy, who'll surely become a great fighter.
His wife was beautiful and gentle.
The peasants in his territory were cultivating potatoes.
Everything seemed to go well.
And it WAS going well.
Until something happened.
It wasn't a long tragedy.
It wasn't a short too.
It was just… ordinary.
His daughter was beautiful, so the neighboring count wanted her for his personal amusement and lust.
You can guess what's next.
The men of the count came and kidnapped the poor girl.
Gimmin Diot was depressed.
With no way of knowing who kidnapped his daughter, he went to her room to cry.
Then he saw the impossible.
His daughter had a REAL and INCREDIBLE talent in alchemy.
On the table, things were transforming, there was a formula, and a plate.
She wasn't turning lead to gold, the territory didn't have any.
But she was turning potatoes to chicken… Already prepared and featherless chickens…
His son returned after creating the laser technology.
This technology allowed Gimmin Diot to grill chickens.
And this is how Gimmin Diot became the founder of Gimmindiot, the biggest company in the world, with their main domain being…
-The chicken!
Rald finishes his presentation, and asks:
-Any question?
-No Raldy!
-Why tell you what we already know?
-Yeah, it's true, Raldy, you already said it to us a dozen of times already!
Rald casts an exasperated look at his students.
-You're students, you should be respectful to your teacher, as well as your elders. And I am both!
A student says:
-That doesn't answer my question!
-First, sit correctly, then, I'll answer your question.
-Okay, okay, no prob' teach'!
Say the student without moving from a centimeter.
-Raldy!
Another student adds, provoking the laughter of the class.
-Be respectful…
Rald sigh… But answer anyway.
-We're studying alchemy, but history is also important.
-'been the third time this week!
-We have quotas… We need to study it three times a year anyway, so as it's the last day of courses, I decided to do it today. Don't forget that this school is…
-Sponsored by Gimmindiot we know… We know…
-Great then.
The bell rings, and the students are rushing outside…
-Don't forget to… work at… home…
He sighs, and lowers his head.
-Rald Roswald… The professor with the less authority on his students of all history since Merlin and Vivien, and the best alchemist since the daughter of Gimmin Diot…
He is surprised to see a man accompanied by three bodyguards enter the classroom.
This man adds one thing to what he said:
-We need you for an important problem… We need to find an alchemy formula to transform the potatoes in chicken directly cooked!
World building from keywords:
[Initial state] world = blank
[alchemy = potato => chicken] world => fantasy; representative => random alchemist => random + alchemist => Rald / Raldy + name that sounds good with the first name (Oswald => Roswald)
[capitalism = exploit the alchemy] world => modern + fantasy = post-fantasy modern; representative => company => random letter + idiot + country name (India) + name of the novel (Give me => Gimme) => GIMMINDIOT
GIMMINDIOT {
[laser saber = saber + laser] world => impossible to add star wars in universe, so use the words coherent with the universe => post-fantasy modern
[chicken = cut with saber + browned with laser] world => post-fantasy modern
}
Before starting if you didn't read the synopsis, if you did, you can skip:The goal of this novel is crazier than crazy!Building an entire world with keywords!I'll use 5 keywords by chapter.Well, okay, the keywords this chapter were already chosen by a friend thanks to him for this more than hard choice, but in this chapter will be the first comments.The 5 more liked comments will be the keywords, and if there isn't enough keywords, I'll use random ones.In the title the keywords will be written, and the end of each chapter there will be an explanation of how I linked the keywords.The last keyword is really laser saber and not lightsaber, because my friend is French like me, and a lot of Star Wars elements were named differently.That's all!It's been around 4 centuries that Gimmindiot stroke it richYou'll ask how?That's quite simple.At that time, Gimmin Diot, the founder of the company, was a noble.Not a rich one, but not a poor one too.He was just ordinary.His daughter was a mage, studying alchemy, while he had his eldest son being a genius in magic, studying in a school in a faraway country, and his youngest son being a little vigorous guy, who'll surely become a great fighter.His wife was beautiful and gentle.The peasants in his territory were cultivating potatoes.Everything seemed to go well.And it WAS going well.Until something happened.It wasn't a long tragedy.It wasn't a short too.It was just ordinary.His daughter was beautiful, so the neighboring count wanted her for his personal amusement and lust.You can guess what's next.The men of the count came and kidnapped the poor girl.Gimmin Diot was depressed.With no way of knowing who kidnapped his daughter, he went to her room to cry.Then he saw the impossible.His daughter had a REAL and INCREDIBLE talent in alchemy.On the table, things were transforming, there was a formula, and a plate.She wasn't turning lead to gold, the territory didn't have any.But she was turning potatoes to chicken Already prepared and featherless chickensHis son returned after creating the laser technology.This technology allowed Gimmin Diot to grill chickens.And this is how Gimmin Diot became the founder of Gimmindiot, the biggest company in the world, with their main domain being-The chicken!Rald finishes his presentation, and asks:-Any question?-No Raldy!-Why tell you what we already know?-Yeah, it's true, Raldy, you already said it to us a dozen of times already!Rald casts an exasperated look at his students.-You're students, you should be respectful to your teacher, as well as your elders. And I am both!A student says:-That doesn't answer my question!-First, sit correctly, then, I'll answer your question.-Okay, okay, no prob' teach'!Say the student without moving from a centimeter.-Raldy!Another student adds, provoking the laughter of the class.-Be respectfulRald sigh But answer anyway.-We're studying alchemy, but history is also important.-'been the third time this week!-We have quotas We need to study it three times a year anyway, so as it's the last day of courses, I decided to do it today. Don't forget that this school is-Sponsored by Gimmindiot we know We know-Great then.The bell rings, and the students are rushing outside-Don't forget to work at homeHe sighs, and lowers his head.-Rald Roswald The professor with the less authority on his students of all history since Merlin and Vivien, and the best alchemist since the daughter of Gimmin DiotHe is surprised to see a man accompanied by three bodyguards enter the classroom.This man adds one thing to what he said:-We need you for an important problem We need to find an alchemy formula to transform the potatoes in chicken directly cooked!World building from keywords:Initial state world = blankalchemy = potato = chicken world = fantasy; representative = random alchemist = random + alchemist = Rald / Raldy + name that sounds good with the first name Oswald = Roswaldcapitalism = exploit the alchemy world = modern + fantasy = post-fantasy modern; representative = company = random letter + idiot + country name India + name of the novel Give me = Gimme = GIMMINDIOTGIMMINDIOT {laser saber = saber + laser world = impossible to add star wars in universe, so use the words coherent with the universe = post-fantasy modernchicken = cut with saber + browned with laser world = post-fantasy modern}
