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Published at 27th of December 2018 08:17:00 PM


Chapter 26

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Keywords: Kaboom/a small pickle/the sound you make when your poo cannon gets jammed/T-rex/spongebob/intergalactic greetings/drifting/the thing you do when you decide to end it and hope your next one is better/sleep (part 2)

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Code Zero was playing a game when the general entered the room.

There was only one game in his study and that was…

The general sighed and sat.

-You're doing the QI game, right?

-Intergalactic greetings, general!

…a basic game to test the QI!

Currently, Code Zero was in a deep reflection, thing proved by his even dumber than usual answer that wasn't even one.

The general took a look at the question:

"Write down five green things the faster you can"

The general sighed yet again. Why didn't he expect that already? He was certainly in the lowest difficulty (that is to say, seven years old), as he wrote down two answers already.

"a T-rex" and… "a small pickle"??? Why being so precise?

The general asked to himself, starting another round of sighing.

Code Zero was mumbling something.

The general tried to listen to what he said.

-Is something else green? Oh! I now! Spongebob!

It was yellow not green! The general reacted.

And wasn't the spongebob keyword already used three times in this chapter???

After about ten minutes, he clicked on the "I don't know" button and continued.

It seemed it was the last question and the result was shown onto the hologram.

-1 - Error.

It was self-sufficient.

The general sighed, winning the 42,000-sigh marathon with a huge head over his opponents.

The general acted quickly to not let Code Zero the time to click on restart:

-Code Zero.

-Yes?

Code Zero answered with his usual dumb air.

Sorry Code Zero… The general thought.

-Follow me.

[…]

The general entered a huge facility, followed by Code Zero who was watching all around him like the dumbass he was.

The general arrived before a not-even-concealed operation table.

-Code Zero, you know, if you get on this table and jab yourself with this anesthetic, you'll become SUPEEER strong!

A delighted look appeared on Code Zero's face.

-Really?

-Yes, yes, come on, do it!

-Okay!

Sorry Code Zero, this was your last chance… Your dumbness is too dangerous for the people around you…

You cells will serve to create someone else… Someone more intelligent.

[…]

One day, appeared in the Union a powerful man.

His level of dumbness was so high that you could think he was extremely intelligent.

Quickly drifting through the ranks, he quickly reached the highest rank in the Union.

After entrusting the Union's future to him, his dumbness was revealed to the world: the entire Union collapsed on itself in less than a day, before the remnant of civilization were devoured by the Darkness…

Sometimes, the thing you do when you decide to end it and hope your next one is better, well… is not the good thing to do.

Why would duplicating dumb cells be a good choice?

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A/N: Wanted it to be happy! Your keywords forced me to do this end! The plot was edited because of you… How much arcs was it since the last happy plot? Never! In 4 arcs there was only sad ones!




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