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God, an Otaku, in DxD - Chapter 12

Published at 15th of July 2019 10:12:40 AM


Chapter 12

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The ORC and the Student Council is currently having a problem. Issei Hyoudou and Asia Argento wants to get a familiar.

The problem is, that the other peerage, the Sitri Peerage, which is the Student Council, which is also being controlled by Souna Shitori, or Sona Sitri, the heiress of the Sitri Clan, also has a new member that wants a familiar.

'Well, let's crash the party.' Suho Lee said in his mind, with an all-black outfit, and an Anbu mask.

He teleported inside without a warning, which caused ALL of the devils to be in their fighting stances.

When he appeared, Issei and Saji Genshirou, Sona Sitri's new member are bragging on how much pieces they are worth. Nothing's going to change really, because it will always be the same: You're going to be a fucking slave.

"Oh. Mask! Sona, meet Mask. Mask, meet Sona. Sona's full name is Sona Sitri, the heiress of the Sitri Clan, and the Student Council President. Mask, is.... Mask. He doesn't want to reveal his name, so we called him that. He is Issei's... Protector.... He helped us several times, just like the attack in the abandoned church. He basically carried us." Rias informed the both of them.

"W-Why is he here? And why are you protecting Issei?" Sona asked, a bit uneasy because of the strong energy raidating from Suho.

'I'm here because I sense something interesting will be happening. No need to feel threatened by the way Ms. Sitri. For your second question, I'm protecting Issei Hyoudou because he is VERY WEAK.' Suho wrote.

Almost everyone in the Sitri Peerage started to laugh, because honestly, they were thinking crazy reasons on why he was protecting Issei.

'D-Did he pay him?'

'I-Is Issei involved with the mafia? Is he Issei's subordinate?'

Those were some of the thoughts.

"C'mon man! Don't be like that!" Issei groaned.

'Hey. I'm just stating a fact. So don't come complaining that I insulted you, pervert.' Suho wrote.

"Did you not go here to get a familiar?" Rias asked.

'Thank you very much, but I already have one.' Suho wrote.

"Can we see it??" Sona asked, genuinely curious.

'No. He can't fit in here. If you have another dimension that does not mind being blow to smithereens, I'll show you.' He wrote.

That made the devils uneasy. Suho just sat on the couch, while the Gremory Peerage was arguing with the Sitri Peerage.

He noticed that someone was looking at him. It was Koneko. She was glaring at him.

'What is it?' He wrote.

".... You're sitting on my chocolate..." She told him, on her normal emotionless voice.

He looked at the couch, then felt something rectangular beneath him. It was the chocolate. It was now irregular-shaped.


He created a new chocolate bar, and gave it to Koneko. She was happy nonetheless.

(Timeskip to the end of the tennis game....)

SUHO'S POV

I watched the tennis game between the ORC and the Student Council. It was full of fucking perverts and nerdy smartasses. The boys cheering for Rias and Akeno, and the girls cheering for Sona and Tsubaki.

The game finished, then someone walked up to me. It was Akeno.

'Hmmmmmm. Maybe she'll ask why I did that...' I thought.

"Suho. Did you really have to do that?" She asked with a pout.

"Well, yeah. I want to join you guys in the fun." I told her with a little grin.

"R-Really?! Just that?" She asked me.

"....I just told you....." I told her.

"And, I want to explore the Underworld as well. So, who won?"

"It's a tie. They said we should play team match like dodgeball! You can come if you want, 'Mask'." She said with a smile.

"Hmmmmm. Alright. I'll come to your game tommorow night. Seeya!" I told her, waving goodbye and shrinking into the distance.

'The Riser Arc is near. At last!' I thought.

(Timeskip to tommorow night, Suho is ready to crash the party again, with his Anbu mask and all-black outfit.)

They were preparing for the match, and the Gremory Peerage is warming up.

I teleported in the middle of the gym. They were a bit startled, but they were starting to get used to it.

Issei was staring at Akeno and Asia pervertedly, then I hit him with a rock. He snapped out of it.

'What the fuck do you even dream to become in the damn future Issei?' I asked him.

"I want to become, HAREM KING!" He told me in a determined tone.

Koneko noticed our conversation, then when it finished and he looked again at Akeno and Asia, she forced him to fucking split.

He gave the headbands, and then they complemented him.

'A pervert with a good heart. First time I have seen that before. In other worlds, perverts **** hundreds of women. Even the god of lust would disgust them.'

They started the match. In the start, I thought they would start it normally, but I remembered the scenes from the anime.

'Holy fuck..... This will be a new level dodgeball match.' I thought.

When they started the match, it WAS NOT normal. They used their fucking powers. Their throws were so powerful that air cannot keep up with them.

It was all fun and games, until Sona hit Issei in the fucking dick. Everybody was terrefied when they realized what they've done. They might have just angered the being who can wipe them off from the face of the earth.

'It's time to mess with them. HAHAHAHA!' I thought.

I walked slowly to the battleground, then went to Issei. They thought I was going to heal him and kill them all, but they thought wrong.

I hit him hard in the head.

"Arghhhhhhhh!!! What was that for?!?" Issei asked angrily, with tears coming from his eyes.

'You stupid pervert! You can't even dodge that crappy ball! What would happen if that WAS a BOULDER?!" I wrote.

"Arghhhhh...." Issei muttered.

'Asia, heal him.' I wrote to her.

She responded, then Issei was brought safely to the side. He was fine excluding his almost cracked skull, and his destroyed reproductive system.

'Saji. Sorry about this man, but we gotta be fair with this. No hard feelings right?' I wrote to them.

They were all genuinely confused, until they realized at what I will do.

I got the ball, and aimed right at Saji's dick. He screamed in pain, then got to safety thanks to Asia.

After that the fight stopped for a while, wondering what in the actual fuck just happened.

But, they continued the fight, then the Gremory Peerage won.

"Mask. May I ask you something?" Sona Sitri asked me.

'What is it?' I wrote.

"Do you know how to play Chess?' She asked me.

'Yes. I guess you want to have a match?' I wrote.

"Yes. Yes I do. If I win, you will tell me all about yourself, and your identity. If I lose, you will get one favor from the whole Student Council. Deal?" She asked.

I nodded.

'You're making demands as if you're actually going to win, Sona Sitri. Don't underestimate your enemies, and never overestimate yourself.' I wrote.

The two peerages watched me and Sona moving pieces. I remove her piece and she removes mine...

(Timeskip to the end of the game... Everyone was shocked.)

"H-H-How..... D-Did you beat me?" She asked me.

'You don't like to sacrifice pieces. That is your flaw.' I wrote.

She blushed bright red, realizing what just happened.

'Sorry, but I am not interested in a romantic relationship.' I wrote. I saw Akeno pout a bit.

'Well, Seeya Sona Sitri!' I waved at them, while they were walking out of the gym.

"One day Mask, I WILL beat you..... Just you wait...." She threatened.

'Hmmmmmm. Sure. I will be waiting for that Sona Sitri. I will be waiting for that.' I wrote.

They left, which left me and the Gremory Peerage.

'I'll join you guys in the Familiar Forest. None of you can stop me. So, when are we going?' I wrote.

"Now." Rias told me.

With that, Akeno made a magic circle, then we teleported to a forest.

Honestly, the forest seemed like a place that would be renovated and be turned into houses soon.

Then, someone appeared from nowhere. It was the Familiar Master, Zatouji.

'He just looks like a fucking rip-off of Ash Ketchum.' I thought.

He did some crappy rhymes, then we finally moved. After a while, a large amount of power was sensed, at it was getting closer. It was Tiamat. One of the Dragon Kings.

The dragon went down to the ground. It was huge. It was strong. But, the dragon was nothing compared to Drago.

"Human... You are worthy of my power... Take me as your familiar...." She said.

'Sorry, but no.' I wrote with large letters.

"Why is that?" Tiamat asked me, a bit angry.

'You are nothing but a bug compared to my familiar. I have no use for you.' I wrote simply.

"You dare reject me?!? Die you stupid and arro-" She didn't get to finish, when a fist with a strength of a god hit Tiamat's face, which sent her flying.

'Don't mess with me unless you want to die, dragon.' I wrote. She then retreated to wherever her hideout is.

I did not realize that all of the eyes were on me since Tiamat landed.

"D-Did you just reject one of the Dragon Kings?" Zatouji asked in disbelief.

'Just continue. Go.' I signalled them to continue walking. We encoutered a 'sprite' in the lake, and Issei was REALLY dissapointed. He even thought it was a damn bodybuilder! Which is a bit fair by the way.

We continued walking through the woods.

'I should've added a fucking Pokemon add-on when I made this universe. Damn it.' I thought.

They saw a familiar as small as your fucking hand, then they claimed it to be really rare.

Issei was about to make a contract with the familiar, when green slime came down from above like rain.

It sticked to the girls' clothes, then Issei was having the time of his life.

"It's green slime!" Kiba told them.

"It's burning my clothes! How naughty! I'm so slimy and wet~!" Akeno exclaimed.

"Ahhh~! No~!" Rias screamed.

"No~!" Asia exclaimed.

I got rid of the slime on Kiba's face, then wrote to him.

'Yo. Watch what's going to happen next.' I wrote.

We watched as Rias and Akeno got out from the slime's binding, followed by Koneko. Then, she punched Issei.

'HAHAHAHA!' I wrote, following a chuckle by Kiba.

The only slime left is on Asia, so he hugged her, and begged to them to not destroy the slime.

"Meeting this thing was my destiny!" Issei insisted.

While Asia was very happy. She was being hugged by Issei tightly! What could she ask for?

"Seriously man, you get really obsessed with this stuff." Kiba said.

"I never knew that a devil would come to this forest for it's pests. I don't think this one knows there's more to life that breasts!" Zatouji pointed out.

"He's usually such a good boy, but I guess the pervert inside of him finally toom over..." Rias said in sadness.

'Not to mention a complete weakling.' I wrote and added.

Then, a blast of lightning hit the slime. It hit Issei as well. That caused him to collapse to the ground.

"Awwwww. The Sprite Dragon used his Blue Lighting!" Rias told them.

"Slime! No! This is your fault!" Issei shouted at Rias.

He then got struck by a fucking blast of lighting again!

Issei was hit by Blue Lighting! It was very effective!

"Are you alright?" Asia asked Issei, who could not respond.

Then, the Sprite Dragon flew down and sat at her right shoulder.

"....That was dope..." Koneko said.

"Sprite Dragons do not attack unless they know their loved ones are in trouble." Zatouji stated.

"It's so cute!" She said while cuddling him.

"Isn't that sweet! Now, I gotta go take a shit." Zatouji broke the fucking moment.

They did the long ritual, then Asia named her new familiar, Rassei. Issei tried to hold it, but instead, he gets hit with a blast of lightning.

"Hey, and you should know one other thing. These creatures hate males. That's just one of their features." Zatouji said.

"Oh. What a naughty boy Rassai is!" Rias complemented.

Then, Issei started crying.

"Oh my slime! Why did you have to leave me? I wanted your exposing powers to be mine forever!" Issei whined.

"Quit your whining." Koneko complained.

They made a magic circle to go back to the human world, the Kiba asked me something.

"Hey man, why don't you bother to help or protect Issei?" Kiba asked.

'Let him feel pain! The guy is really soft in both the inside, and the outside. Make him suffer! HAHAHA!' I wrote, which he accepted as the answer, despite it being wierd.

They went back to the human world, then I teleported straight inside my room.

I changed to my normal clothes. Which felt good.

"Soon, I will reveal myself to this world. Not as the God of Creation. Not as Kami. I will introduce myself as Suho Lee. The most powerful human in the world." I said to myself.




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