Chapter 37
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(A/N: This next two chapters are dedicated to these two:
-Pyuog
-apexheavengodking
These two relentlessly told me to have some payback against Akeno, so..... here we go! From the start, Kami would actually do this, but you guys relentlessly kicked my ass in the comments, so, Enjoy the story, everyone!)
"Arrogance is MY middle name, bastard." Suho said with a grin.
"We can't let our guard down, since even with the three of us, our power gap is still huge. I think I was wrong when I told you guys that we're as powerful as gods here." Suho said telepathically to the other two. They nodded.
"Now, I'll teach you a lesson, God of Mischief. First of all, when you're a god, try not to sound so petty." Suho said, while making a large rasengan with all of his mana.
'He's bluffing.' Rossweisse thought, noticing some sweat dropping from Suho's brow.
"Do you understand?" Suho asked Loki. Loki was scowling at the sight of the arrogant human, and was just controlling himself just to act like everything was normal.
'I won't get angry at such a petty thing! Never!' Loki thought.
Suho was making the Rasengan larger and larger, to the point that it was as big as a castle, his mana, never draining thanks to his awesome items.
'I hope this is a good headstart.' Suho thought, while he threw it towards Loki.
It hit Loki, and smoke covered the area.
It took a few seconds for it to lift up, but when it did, ALL of them were shocked.
Loki was just there, levitating like nothing happened.
'What the hell? He was supposed to take at least a scratch!' Suho thought.
'Observe.'
Name: Loki
Age: ???
Race: God
Job: Clown of the Khaos Brigade
Status: God of Mischief
Strength: 500,649
Defence: 502,548
Intelligence: 500,954
Dexterity: 505,382
Wisdom: 499,491
Luck: 5
HP: 973,631/1,000,000
Godly Energy: 500,000/500,000
Godly Magic Power: 10,245
'Even with all of those defence stats, I still did some damage. That was something. Does it mean..... He's bluffing?' Suho thought.
"I thought you were more powerful than that, God of Magic. Or, self-proclaimed." Loki said.
"It's my turn to give a lesson! Now, I am asking you a question. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Loki asked, while he made a spell which made little but powerful beams of energy from above, now pouring at them like rain.
The trio just made a straight face, which annoyed Loki even more. He continued his spell, now even more powerful. All of then were now directed to the trio, and they easily deflected it all with their swords.
'Let's spice things up, shall we?' Suho thought.
He made a variety of handsigns, and shouted out words.
"Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation!" Suho shouted, and a sea flames came out of his mouth. It enveloped Loki, and some part of the ground.
'Lucky we weren't on grass, or this would have been a great disaster.' Seyeon thought.
'This human thinks a little fire can beat me? They underestimate me so much.' Loki thought. While Suho was in the middle of releasing his sea of flames, Loki came out of nowhere, and punched him in the face. This made him go fly.
The devils were a bit surprised by this event, since that was the first time they saw Suho get destroyed in the battlefield.
"HOW DARE YOU HUMANS TAKE ME LIGHTLY!" Loki shouted in outrage.
Seyeon and Seojun were left, for now.
'Alright. Let's destroy this guy.' The two thought.
Seojun quickly roundhouse kicked Loki to Seyeon's direction, then he made an uppercut.
Loki flew to the skies, and they noticed something. No, SOMEONE was there, waiting for him.
It was Suho.
"Chidori!" Suho shouted, and punched Loki's chest, causing him to cough blood.
He punched him all the way down to the ground. When they hit the ground, a large damn crater was created, and Loki and Suho were the center of it.
"Now, lesson two, NEVER interrupt me when I am making a move." Suho said casually.
"Shall we finish this, then?" Suho asked Loki in a taunting manner.
Loki's left eye was steadily twitching.
"DAMN YOU HUMAN!!!!!" Loki shouted. His power level started rising like hell, and the ground began to crack.
Stone and debris started to circle around them, like a they were in the eye of a tornado.
'This guy is too cliche, it's not even funny.' Suho thought, while Loki was still shouting, his power level ever increasing.
In the middle of his raging scene, the trio put ALL of their available energy and power to their fists.
They then punched him, causing him to hit the ground really hard.
Suho punched him on the face, Seojun on his chest, and Seyeon at his d**k.
It was a painful experience, and Loki was now angrier than ever.
He hit the ground and had trouble getting up, since his d**k still hurt. A LOT.
The devils were now making faces at the trio like, 'What the hell was that for?'.
Saji remembered bad memories, when Suho destroyed his thing when they were playing dodgeball.
'They don't seem too tired. So, this is why he was called 'God of Magic'. He is indeed powerful, espescially the fire magic he did earlier.' Rossweisse thought.
'Oh God-' He didn't even get to finish talking, when he got a headache.
Loki finally got up, and again, MORE ANGRIER THAN EVER.
"You humiliate me.... Human, you will pay for this! You're only a human, so don't get too arrogant!" Loki shouted while his power level started rising again. He stood up, and went levatating to the air.
Loki then said something to Fenrir, and it woke up.
It was something about a 'chew toy' or something along those lines.
"Seojun." Suho said, and Seojun nodded. He went to Fenrir, ready to punch the wolf.
He was about to punch, but pulled away on the last second, since a large magic circle appeared beneath Fenrir.
Golden chains then came out of the magic circle, and locked Fenrir into his place.
"The Magic Chains of Ge-" Rossweisse didn't continue her sentence, when Seojun started talking.
"Hey! Who did that? I was about-" He didn't get to finish, when he felt a pair of eyes watching him.
He looked around, and soon saw Kuroka, who was on higher ground, staring at Seojun.
He blushed, seeing her face.
Suho noticed this.
He then made a mental grin.
'HAHAHAHA! The great Archangel, Mike, has now fell for Kuroka!' Suho thought.
"I think that I have something to do with this. D-Do you have a problem with that?" Kuroka asked, trying to maintain a straight face, but failed because she blushed when she met with Seojun's eyes.
"N-No.. I don't." Seojun stuttered.
The other devils were..... having speculations at what was happening.
'Does he like Kuroka? an SS-Class?' Saji thought.
'That was unexpected. An Archangel fall for a devil. Awesome.' Issei thought.
'So, this is who Seojun likes all along! I was almost a follower of Kami was gay.' Akeno thought, which was messed up.
Koneko and Kuroka exchanged a few dialogues, while taking some quick glaces of Seojun, his heart, beating fast as hell.
'This would be a juicy story to tell, back in Heaven.' Suho thought.
"I can"t believe that a lowly cat devil would dare betray Loki!" He shouted, and shot a spell towards Kuroka, only to be blocked Seojun's sword.
"Don't involve them in this fight. It's just between the three of us, and YOU." Seojun said.
Kuroka was surprised about this event. He just blocked an attack intended for her!
Then, another guy showed up out of nowhere. He claimed to be 'Arthur', of the 'Vali Team'. He has a badass sword, and he told Loki that they would take Fenrir, for now.
They left, Kuroka still blushing about the day's events.
"Damn you, White Dragon! You were after Fenrir from the very beginning!" Loki realized.
'Time to shut up, God of Mischief.' Suho thought, while picking up 'Mjolnir', a god-killing weapon.
' It's a bit underwhelming, but, it's alright.' Suho thought.
He picked it up, and it started to grow larger and larger.
"Now, I have an evaluation; Go to Hell, you petty dog!" Suho said, and he swung the hammer, and it hit Loki.
"Damn you, God of Magic, damn you Odin!!!" Loki cursed as the hammer hit him.
"Plague all on all your houses. A plague on your houses. May you suffer greatly before death." Loki said, and he dissapeared using a magic circle.
'The only reason I was sparing you, was because the plot still has some use for 'ya.' Suho thought.
"That's Shakespeare, right?" Suho asked them.
"What took you guys so long?" Rias asked them, a bit angry.
"It's nothing." Suho said, refusing to tell the reason.
'They will become insane if I tell them this information. They can't hear or know about it, no matter what.' Suho thought.
They were about to start celebrating, when one of the monsters Loki summoned, which was the World Serpent, started moving, and wants to attack them.
Tsubaki was in front of the monster, so Kiba went to the rescue, saving her life.
Xenovia then threw to Kiba her sword to kill the monster, but when he was about to charge toward it, the Serpent exploded. LITERALLY.
The Serpent exploded, and caused a powerful shockwave, which is just because of a punch of a certain Bael devil.
Dust covered their view, and when it cleared, they saw Sairaorg Bael with all of his glory, walking towards them.
'Show off.' Suho thought.
"The fight's not over 'till it's over." Sairaorg said.
He talked with Issei about having a rating game with him against Rias' Peerage.
They finished, and Suho gave a friendly taunt, even though there's no thing like that crap, since only HE does that.
"So, the 'Strongest Young Devil' in the Underworld likes to fight others weaker than him, since he thinks he can't beat ME? Have some self-respect, Sairaorg!" Suho said with a grin.
"Really, now? I'd be more than happy to fight you. But, I'll come up on top, as usual." Sairaorg replied with a smile.
"I'll look forward to that, then." Suho said.
(Timeskip to a room, where the faction leaders are gathered, with the trio...)
"It was fortunate that we had the God of Magic and the Red Dragon Emperor there. A tremendous amount of power is needed to capably wield Mjolnir. They saved me the trouble." Odin said.
"But Lord Loki was an important god in your fold. What if he has allies?" Michael asked.
"The times change, and we must change with them." Odin said wisely.
"Speaking of time, what happened to your business earlier?" Azazel asked.
"It's.... none of your business." Suho said, not wanting to spill out anymore information.
"What does THAT mean?" Azazel asked, and Suho just kept silent.
'Sorry, bud. I can't tell you any more, or else you'll go insane, since your brain can't handle the information. Sorry.' Suho thought.
(Timeskip to the train, going back to the human world...)
Suho was just sitting there, looking at the ground, together with his two Archangels.
'How's Akeno doing?' He thought.
He looked around the train, and saw her by the window with Rias, looking at the a cute moment. It was Koneko sleeping peacefully at Issei's lap.
'Yup. Totally cute moment.' He thought. He went towards Akeno. She saw him, and started blushing like crazy.
'What's that about? The date? Why would she be nervous about THAT? I mean, we sleep in the same room, really. What's to be nervous about?' Suho thought.
"Akeno, I want to ask you something." Suho said.
"Well, I want to ask you something as well..." She said.
"I'm going to leave you two first, since it would violate your privacy." Rias said with a smile, and she left.
"First of all, are you alright?" Suho asked with concern.
"Y-Yes....." Akeno said, a bit dissapointed about the question.
'She wants me to ask her for a date, huh? Well, I think it's more proper for a man to ask a woman. Plus, it's more romantic that way. Well, at least that's what online forums say.' Suho thought.
"And.... I would like to ask you another one..." Suho said hesitantly while blushing a bit.
'Am I doing this right? Oh crap.'
"W-What is it?" Akeno asked, while blushing a bit as well.
"C-Can you.... g-go out with me tommorow?" Suho asked, blushing harder than before.
'Damn! Did I do it wrong? Oh god. I shouldn't have trusted these forums. I MESSED THIS SHIT UP! WHY ISN'T SHE REPLYING?!' Suho thought.
Akeno couldn't reply, since she couldn't believe what she was seeing and hearing.
'Suho is actually making the first move!!!!!' She thought happily.
She was stunned.
"O-Of course!" She stuttered.
'Thank you, internet forums. You're a life saver. Now, time for some SWEET payback!' Suho thought with a grin.
"Suho? Is something wrong?" Akeno asked, since her boyfriend just grinned out of nowhere.
"I-It's nothing!" Suho said.
Suho went back to his seat, and picked up his phone.
He typed on 'Goggles', 'What to buy your girlfriend on you first date'.
'Damn. They have wierd company names in this universe.' Suho thought.
He searched it, and he saw serveral results.
From expensive jewelry to designer clothes.
'They're just looking at the price of the product!' Suho thought.
Akeno noticed what he was doing on his phone, and she smiled.
'He's sweet and naive, it's fun to watch him like this!' She thought.
(Timeskip to the end of the train ride, and the group now inside the ORC Clubroom.....)
"Hey, Suho. I can't go back to the house." Akeno said.
"Why?" He asked.
"Well, I need to help Rias finish her homework. Is that ok?" Akeno asked.
"I don't think I have a choice. Be safe, alright?" Suho asked her.
"I'll be safe!" She said with a smile.
He kissed her first, which was a surprise for the ORC members.
"Good. We're going home now, alright?" Suho asked.
"Alright. Bye!" She said while waving, and the trio leaving through the front door.
"Bye!" Suho returned her smile.
(Timeskip to Suho's Mansion, the trio gathered in the living room....)
Suho told them his awesome for the date tommorow, which caused the Archangels to have 'What the hell?!' faces in the end.
"S-So who are you going to ask some advice for the gift?" Seyeon asked.
"I'm going to ask an Archangel." Suho said.
"Is it Uriel? Please don't as him." Seojun said.
"Maybe Raph. But he doesn't know ANYTHING about girly stuff." Seyeon said.
"Are you really that STUPID? Damn it, guys." Suho complained.
"Plus, I want some payback as well." Suho said with a grin, which made the two Archangels a bit unsettled.
He dialed a certain Archangel's number.
The Archangel answered the phone, looking at the contact name, 'Kami'.
"Hi. It's Kami." Suho said.
"What is it, My Lord?" The Archangel asked, with a slightly seductive tone.
"Hey. Don't make that tone on me, young lady!" Suho shouted, since she was using a slightly seductive tone, which she claims to be her 'normal voice'.
'Can't blame her. She's the most perfect woman in the whole Omniverse.' Suho thought.
"It's just my voice, My Lord." The Archangel replied.
"Alright, alright. Now Remi, are you free today?" Suho asked her. Remi and Kami was like daughter and father. He discplines her like HIS OWN.
They even play games together in their free time. She goes to Kami's office, and he always destroy her in every game, which was expected for him to do.
"Yes, I am. What is it, My Lord?" She asked.
"C'mon here in the DxD Universe. We're going to ask you some questions. And, PLEASE stop it with the 'My Lord' stuff." Suho said through the phone.
"I will go right away!" Remi replied cheerfully.
"Wait! Before you leave, get a pendant neclace made of the MOST special and rare jewels in Heaven. It's pendant is an 'A', alright?" Suho asked.
"Yes! I will do it right away!" Remi said cheerfully, and she hung up the phone.
'I just told her to stop the 'My Lord' stuff, and she becomes a totally different person! Damn.' Suho thought.
"What did she say?" Seojun asked.
"She coming here. She should be here in 3.....2.....1....." Suho finished the countdown, and Remi, with all of her glory and beauty, appeared in front of them, and it caused for some glass and furniture to be destroyed.
"I got what you asked for, now, what are you guys going to ask me again?" She asked, with an unintentional seductive tone.
"Hey, Remi. Can you.... make your voice a bit..... different?" Seojun asked.
"No offense, but who are you?" She asked.
"I-It's M-Mike..." Seojun said, his left eye twitching.
"Oh! Then who are you? Are you supposed to be Gabe?" She asked, looking at Seyeon.
"Yes, I am." Seyeon said with his 'Gabe' personality.
"Wow. I never thought you people were into guys!" Remi said, and the trio had their eyes twitching, and their hands shaking.
"I-It's a disguise, alright?" Suho asked, with a forced smile.
"Alright!" She replied cheerfully.
"Now, let's get down to business." Suho said.
For hours, they argued back and forth about what's better to wear and what to during their date.
They finally finished doing their stuff, and prepared a bit of fun payback.
'This may be a little harsh, but I can't let my girlfriend think that I'm a little pushover, right? We can't do that.' Suho thought, while changing his hair from his normal hair style to a so-called, '4/6 Parted Korean Hairstyle'. It was awesome, and he prepared a cool outfit for the occasion.
From the bottom, he has a Continental 80 Adidas, an Off-White jeans with it's awesome yellow stripes, a classic Just Do It T-Shirt, and a Camo long sleeve polo, with buttons down. He's 'cool', so he isn't going to close up the damn buttons.
"Hey guys, how do I look?" Suho asked, coming out from his changing room, which was as big as a fucking normal room.
Remi blushed.
"W-Wow! You look good!" She admitted.
"Thanks! I guess." Suho said.
"Now, I'll include another plan, before the date starts." Suho said.
"What is it?" The Archangels asked.
"Well you see, Akeno did something on the train that offends me a bit. Now, want SOME payback..." Suho said.
"Oh, the time in the train?" Seyeon asked.
"Yup. It offends me a little." Suho admitted.
"What are you going to do?" Seojun asked.
"Well, I want some PAYBACK. Now Remi, you're going to be THE main character this time." Suho said.
'Readers are angry that I am not doing payback, HERE YA HAVE IT! You mortals know me. I won't ignore anything that offends me, mortals. Remember that!'
That's true, really. You guys know how arrogant and self-conceited Kami could be, so even if you guys don't get angry at him, I assure you, he's gonna do his payback no matter what. It's a 100% chance.
'Is that a complement?'
No, it's not a fucking complement. Now, go on with the fucking story already! Readers are angry like hell!
'Right, right.'
"You see guys, this is the plan..." Suho said.
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(A/N: This next two chapters are dedicated to these two:
-Pyuog
-apexheavengodking
These two relentlessly told me to have some payback against Akeno, so..... here we go! From the start, Kami would actually do this, but you guys relentlessly kicked my ass in the comments, so, Enjoy the story, everyone!)
"Arrogance is MY middle name, bastard." Suho said with a grin.
"We can't let our guard down, since even with the three of us, our power gap is still huge. I think I was wrong when I told you guys that we're as powerful as gods here." Suho said telepathically to the other two. They nodded.
"Now, I'll teach you a lesson, God of Mischief. First of all, when you're a god, try not to sound so petty." Suho said, while making a large rasengan with all of his mana.
'He's bluffing.' Rossweisse thought, noticing some sweat dropping from Suho's brow.
"Do you understand?" Suho asked Loki. Loki was scowling at the sight of the arrogant human, and was just controlling himself just to act like everything was normal.
'I won't get angry at such a petty thing! Never!' Loki thought.
Suho was making the Rasengan larger and larger, to the point that it was as big as a castle, his mana, never draining thanks to his awesome items.
'I hope this is a good headstart.' Suho thought, while he threw it towards Loki.
It hit Loki, and smoke covered the area.
It took a few seconds for it to lift up, but when it did, ALL of them were shocked.
Loki was just there, levitating like nothing happened.
'What the hell? He was supposed to take at least a scratch!' Suho thought.
'Observe.'
Name: Loki
Age: ???
Race: God
Job: Clown of the Khaos Brigade
Status: God of Mischief
Strength: 500,649
Defence: 502,548
Intelligence: 500,954
Dexterity: 505,382
Wisdom: 499,491
Luck: 5
HP: 973,631/1,000,000
Godly Energy: 500,000/500,000
Godly Magic Power: 10,245
'Even with all of those defence stats, I still did some damage. That was something. Does it mean..... He's bluffing?' Suho thought.
"I thought you were more powerful than that, God of Magic. Or, self-proclaimed." Loki said.
"It's my turn to give a lesson! Now, I am asking you a question. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Loki asked, while he made a spell which made little but powerful beams of energy from above, now pouring at them like rain.
The trio just made a straight face, which annoyed Loki even more. He continued his spell, now even more powerful. All of then were now directed to the trio, and they easily deflected it all with their swords.
'Let's spice things up, shall we?' Suho thought.
He made a variety of handsigns, and shouted out words.
"Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation!" Suho shouted, and a sea flames came out of his mouth. It enveloped Loki, and some part of the ground.
'Lucky we weren't on grass, or this would have been a great disaster.' Seyeon thought.
'This human thinks a little fire can beat me? They underestimate me so much.' Loki thought. While Suho was in the middle of releasing his sea of flames, Loki came out of nowhere, and punched him in the face. This made him go fly.
The devils were a bit surprised by this event, since that was the first time they saw Suho get destroyed in the battlefield.
"HOW DARE YOU HUMANS TAKE ME LIGHTLY!" Loki shouted in outrage.
Seyeon and Seojun were left, for now.
'Alright. Let's destroy this guy.' The two thought.
Seojun quickly roundhouse kicked Loki to Seyeon's direction, then he made an uppercut.
Loki flew to the skies, and they noticed something. No, SOMEONE was there, waiting for him.
It was Suho.
"Chidori!" Suho shouted, and punched Loki's chest, causing him to cough blood.
He punched him all the way down to the ground. When they hit the ground, a large damn crater was created, and Loki and Suho were the center of it.
"Now, lesson two, NEVER interrupt me when I am making a move." Suho said casually.
"Shall we finish this, then?" Suho asked Loki in a taunting manner.
Loki's left eye was steadily twitching.
"DAMN YOU HUMAN!!!!!" Loki shouted. His power level started rising like hell, and the ground began to crack.
Stone and debris started to circle around them, like a they were in the eye of a tornado.
'This guy is too cliche, it's not even funny.' Suho thought, while Loki was still shouting, his power level ever increasing.
In the middle of his raging scene, the trio put ALL of their available energy and power to their fists.
They then punched him, causing him to hit the ground really hard.
Suho punched him on the face, Seojun on his chest, and Seyeon at his d**k.
It was a painful experience, and Loki was now angrier than ever.
He hit the ground and had trouble getting up, since his d**k still hurt. A LOT.
The devils were now making faces at the trio like, 'What the hell was that for?'.
Saji remembered bad memories, when Suho destroyed his thing when they were playing dodgeball.
'They don't seem too tired. So, this is why he was called 'God of Magic'. He is indeed powerful, espescially the fire magic he did earlier.' Rossweisse thought.
'Oh God-' He didn't even get to finish talking, when he got a headache.
Loki finally got up, and again, MORE ANGRIER THAN EVER.
"You humiliate me.... Human, you will pay for this! You're only a human, so don't get too arrogant!" Loki shouted while his power level started rising again. He stood up, and went levatating to the air.
Loki then said something to Fenrir, and it woke up.
It was something about a 'chew toy' or something along those lines.
"Seojun." Suho said, and Seojun nodded. He went to Fenrir, ready to punch the wolf.
He was about to punch, but pulled away on the last second, since a large magic circle appeared beneath Fenrir.
Golden chains then came out of the magic circle, and locked Fenrir into his place.
"The Magic Chains of Ge-" Rossweisse didn't continue her sentence, when Seojun started talking.
"Hey! Who did that? I was about-" He didn't get to finish, when he felt a pair of eyes watching him.
He looked around, and soon saw Kuroka, who was on higher ground, staring at Seojun.
He blushed, seeing her face.
Suho noticed this.
He then made a mental grin.
'HAHAHAHA! The great Archangel, Mike, has now fell for Kuroka!' Suho thought.
"I think that I have something to do with this. D-Do you have a problem with that?" Kuroka asked, trying to maintain a straight face, but failed because she blushed when she met with Seojun's eyes.
"N-No.. I don't." Seojun stuttered.
The other devils were..... having speculations at what was happening.
'Does he like Kuroka? an SS-Class?' Saji thought.
'That was unexpected. An Archangel fall for a devil. Awesome.' Issei thought.
'So, this is who Seojun likes all along! I was almost a follower of Kami was gay.' Akeno thought, which was messed up.
Koneko and Kuroka exchanged a few dialogues, while taking some quick glaces of Seojun, his heart, beating fast as hell.
'This would be a juicy story to tell, back in Heaven.' Suho thought.
"I can"t believe that a lowly cat devil would dare betray Loki!" He shouted, and shot a spell towards Kuroka, only to be blocked Seojun's sword.
"Don't involve them in this fight. It's just between the three of us, and YOU." Seojun said.
Kuroka was surprised about this event. He just blocked an attack intended for her!
Then, another guy showed up out of nowhere. He claimed to be 'Arthur', of the 'Vali Team'. He has a badass sword, and he told Loki that they would take Fenrir, for now.
They left, Kuroka still blushing about the day's events.
"Damn you, White Dragon! You were after Fenrir from the very beginning!" Loki realized.
'Time to shut up, God of Mischief.' Suho thought, while picking up 'Mjolnir', a god-killing weapon.
' It's a bit underwhelming, but, it's alright.' Suho thought.
He picked it up, and it started to grow larger and larger.
"Now, I have an evaluation; Go to Hell, you petty dog!" Suho said, and he swung the hammer, and it hit Loki.
"Damn you, God of Magic, damn you Odin!!!" Loki cursed as the hammer hit him.
"Plague all on all your houses. A plague on your houses. May you suffer greatly before death." Loki said, and he dissapeared using a magic circle.
'The only reason I was sparing you, was because the plot still has some use for 'ya.' Suho thought.
"That's Shakespeare, right?" Suho asked them.
"What took you guys so long?" Rias asked them, a bit angry.
"It's nothing." Suho said, refusing to tell the reason.
'They will become insane if I tell them this information. They can't hear or know about it, no matter what.' Suho thought.
They were about to start celebrating, when one of the monsters Loki summoned, which was the World Serpent, started moving, and wants to attack them.
Tsubaki was in front of the monster, so Kiba went to the rescue, saving her life.
Xenovia then threw to Kiba her sword to kill the monster, but when he was about to charge toward it, the Serpent exploded. LITERALLY.
The Serpent exploded, and caused a powerful shockwave, which is just because of a punch of a certain Bael devil.
Dust covered their view, and when it cleared, they saw Sairaorg Bael with all of his glory, walking towards them.
'Show off.' Suho thought.
"The fight's not over 'till it's over." Sairaorg said.
He talked with Issei about having a rating game with him against Rias' Peerage.
They finished, and Suho gave a friendly taunt, even though there's no thing like that crap, since only HE does that.
"So, the 'Strongest Young Devil' in the Underworld likes to fight others weaker than him, since he thinks he can't beat ME? Have some self-respect, Sairaorg!" Suho said with a grin.
"Really, now? I'd be more than happy to fight you. But, I'll come up on top, as usual." Sairaorg replied with a smile.
"I'll look forward to that, then." Suho said.
(Timeskip to a room, where the faction leaders are gathered, with the trio...)
"It was fortunate that we had the God of Magic and the Red Dragon Emperor there. A tremendous amount of power is needed to capably wield Mjolnir. They saved me the trouble." Odin said.
"But Lord Loki was an important god in your fold. What if he has allies?" Michael asked.
"The times change, and we must change with them." Odin said wisely.
"Speaking of time, what happened to your business earlier?" Azazel asked.
"It's.... none of your business." Suho said, not wanting to spill out anymore information.
"What does THAT mean?" Azazel asked, and Suho just kept silent.
'Sorry, bud. I can't tell you any more, or else you'll go insane, since your brain can't handle the information. Sorry.' Suho thought.
(Timeskip to the train, going back to the human world...)
Suho was just sitting there, looking at the ground, together with his two Archangels.
'How's Akeno doing?' He thought.
He looked around the train, and saw her by the window with Rias, looking at the a cute moment. It was Koneko sleeping peacefully at Issei's lap.
'Yup. Totally cute moment.' He thought. He went towards Akeno. She saw him, and started blushing like crazy.
'What's that about? The date? Why would she be nervous about THAT? I mean, we sleep in the same room, really. What's to be nervous about?' Suho thought.
"Akeno, I want to ask you something." Suho said.
"Well, I want to ask you something as well..." She said.
"I'm going to leave you two first, since it would violate your privacy." Rias said with a smile, and she left.
"First of all, are you alright?" Suho asked with concern.
"Y-Yes....." Akeno said, a bit dissapointed about the question.
'She wants me to ask her for a date, huh? Well, I think it's more proper for a man to ask a woman. Plus, it's more romantic that way. Well, at least that's what online forums say.' Suho thought.
"And.... I would like to ask you another one..." Suho said hesitantly while blushing a bit.
'Am I doing this right? Oh crap.'
"W-What is it?" Akeno asked, while blushing a bit as well.
"C-Can you.... g-go out with me tommorow?" Suho asked, blushing harder than before.
'Damn! Did I do it wrong? Oh god. I shouldn't have trusted these forums. I MESSED THIS SHIT UP! WHY ISN'T SHE REPLYING?!' Suho thought.
Akeno couldn't reply, since she couldn't believe what she was seeing and hearing.
'Suho is actually making the first move!!!!!' She thought happily.
She was stunned.
"O-Of course!" She stuttered.
'Thank you, internet forums. You're a life saver. Now, time for some SWEET payback!' Suho thought with a grin.
"Suho? Is something wrong?" Akeno asked, since her boyfriend just grinned out of nowhere.
"I-It's nothing!" Suho said.
Suho went back to his seat, and picked up his phone.
He typed on 'Goggles', 'What to buy your girlfriend on you first date'.
'Damn. They have wierd company names in this universe.' Suho thought.
He searched it, and he saw serveral results.
From expensive jewelry to designer clothes.
'They're just looking at the price of the product!' Suho thought.
Akeno noticed what he was doing on his phone, and she smiled.
'He's sweet and naive, it's fun to watch him like this!' She thought.
(Timeskip to the end of the train ride, and the group now inside the ORC Clubroom.....)
"Hey, Suho. I can't go back to the house." Akeno said.
"Why?" He asked.
"Well, I need to help Rias finish her homework. Is that ok?" Akeno asked.
"I don't think I have a choice. Be safe, alright?" Suho asked her.
"I'll be safe!" She said with a smile.
He kissed her first, which was a surprise for the ORC members.
"Good. We're going home now, alright?" Suho asked.
"Alright. Bye!" She said while waving, and the trio leaving through the front door.
"Bye!" Suho returned her smile.
(Timeskip to Suho's Mansion, the trio gathered in the living room....)
Suho told them his awesome for the date tommorow, which caused the Archangels to have 'What the hell?!' faces in the end.
"S-So who are you going to ask some advice for the gift?" Seyeon asked.
"I'm going to ask an Archangel." Suho said.
"Is it Uriel? Please don't as him." Seojun said.
"Maybe Raph. But he doesn't know ANYTHING about girly stuff." Seyeon said.
"Are you really that STUPID? Damn it, guys." Suho complained.
"Plus, I want some payback as well." Suho said with a grin, which made the two Archangels a bit unsettled.
He dialed a certain Archangel's number.
The Archangel answered the phone, looking at the contact name, 'Kami'.
"Hi. It's Kami." Suho said.
"What is it, My Lord?" The Archangel asked, with a slightly seductive tone.
"Hey. Don't make that tone on me, young lady!" Suho shouted, since she was using a slightly seductive tone, which she claims to be her 'normal voice'.
'Can't blame her. She's the most perfect woman in the whole Omniverse.' Suho thought.
"It's just my voice, My Lord." The Archangel replied.
"Alright, alright. Now Remi, are you free today?" Suho asked her. Remi and Kami was like daughter and father. He discplines her like HIS OWN.
They even play games together in their free time. She goes to Kami's office, and he always destroy her in every game, which was expected for him to do.
"Yes, I am. What is it, My Lord?" She asked.
"C'mon here in the DxD Universe. We're going to ask you some questions. And, PLEASE stop it with the 'My Lord' stuff." Suho said through the phone.
"I will go right away!" Remi replied cheerfully.
"Wait! Before you leave, get a pendant neclace made of the MOST special and rare jewels in Heaven. It's pendant is an 'A', alright?" Suho asked.
"Yes! I will do it right away!" Remi said cheerfully, and she hung up the phone.
'I just told her to stop the 'My Lord' stuff, and she becomes a totally different person! Damn.' Suho thought.
"What did she say?" Seojun asked.
"She coming here. She should be here in 3.....2.....1....." Suho finished the countdown, and Remi, with all of her glory and beauty, appeared in front of them, and it caused for some glass and furniture to be destroyed.
"I got what you asked for, now, what are you guys going to ask me again?" She asked, with an unintentional seductive tone.
"Hey, Remi. Can you.... make your voice a bit..... different?" Seojun asked.
"No offense, but who are you?" She asked.
"I-It's M-Mike..." Seojun said, his left eye twitching.
"Oh! Then who are you? Are you supposed to be Gabe?" She asked, looking at Seyeon.
"Yes, I am." Seyeon said with his 'Gabe' personality.
"Wow. I never thought you people were into guys!" Remi said, and the trio had their eyes twitching, and their hands shaking.
"I-It's a disguise, alright?" Suho asked, with a forced smile.
"Alright!" She replied cheerfully.
"Now, let's get down to business." Suho said.
For hours, they argued back and forth about what's better to wear and what to during their date.
They finally finished doing their stuff, and prepared a bit of fun payback.
'This may be a little harsh, but I can't let my girlfriend think that I'm a little pushover, right? We can't do that.' Suho thought, while changing his hair from his normal hair style to a so-called, '4/6 Parted Korean Hairstyle'. It was awesome, and he prepared a cool outfit for the occasion.
From the bottom, he has a Continental 80 Adidas, an Off-White jeans with it's awesome yellow stripes, a classic Just Do It T-Shirt, and a Camo long sleeve polo, with buttons down. He's 'cool', so he isn't going to close up the damn buttons.
"Hey guys, how do I look?" Suho asked, coming out from his changing room, which was as big as a fucking normal room.
Remi blushed.
"W-Wow! You look good!" She admitted.
"Thanks! I guess." Suho said.
"Now, I'll include another plan, before the date starts." Suho said.
"What is it?" The Archangels asked.
"Well you see, Akeno did something on the train that offends me a bit. Now, want SOME payback..." Suho said.
"Oh, the time in the train?" Seyeon asked.
"Yup. It offends me a little." Suho admitted.
"What are you going to do?" Seojun asked.
"Well, I want some PAYBACK. Now Remi, you're going to be THE main character this time." Suho said.
'Readers are angry that I am not doing payback, HERE YA HAVE IT! You mortals know me. I won't ignore anything that offends me, mortals. Remember that!'
That's true, really. You guys know how arrogant and self-conceited Kami could be, so even if you guys don't get angry at him, I assure you, he's gonna do his payback no matter what. It's a 100% chance.
'Is that a complement?'
No, it's not a fucking complement. Now, go on with the fucking story already! Readers are angry like hell!
'Right, right.'
"You see guys, this is the plan..." Suho said.
A/N: This next two chapters are dedicated to these two:-Pyuog-apexheavengodkingThese two relentlessly told me to have some payback against Akeno, so..... here we go! From the start, Kami would actually do this, but you guys relentlessly kicked my ass in the comments, so, Enjoy the story, everyone!"Arrogance is MY middle name, bastard." Suho said with a grin."We can't let our guard down, since even with the three of us, our power gap is still huge. I think I was wrong when I told you guys that we're as powerful as gods here." Suho said telepathically to the other two. They nodded."Now, I'll teach you a lesson, God of Mischief. First of all, when you're a god, try not to sound so petty." Suho said, while making a large rasengan with all of his mana.'He's bluffing.' Rossweisse thought, noticing some sweat dropping from Suho's brow."Do you understand?" Suho asked Loki. Loki was scowling at the sight of the arrogant human, and was just controlling himself just to act like everything was normal.'I won't get angry at such a petty thing! Never!' Loki thought.Suho was making the Rasengan larger and larger, to the point that it was as big as a castle, his mana, never draining thanks to his awesome items.'I hope this is a good headstart.' Suho thought, while he threw it towards Loki.It hit Loki, and smoke covered the area.It took a few seconds for it to lift up, but when it did, ALL of them were shocked.Loki was just there, levitating like nothing happened.'What the hell? He was supposed to take at least a scratch!' Suho thought.'Observe.'Name: LokiAge: ???Race: GodJob: Clown of the Khaos BrigadeStatus: God of MischiefStrength: 500,649Defence: 502,548Intelligence: 500,954Dexterity: 505,382Wisdom: 499,491Luck: 5HP: 973,631/1,000,000Godly Energy: 500,000/500,000Godly Magic Power: 10,245'Even with all of those defence stats, I still did some damage. That was something. Does it mean..... He's bluffing?' Suho thought."I thought you were more powerful than that, God of Magic. Or, self-proclaimed." Loki said."It's my turn to give a lesson! Now, I am asking you a question. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Loki asked, while he made a spell which made little but powerful beams of energy from above, now pouring at them like rain.The trio just made a straight face, which annoyed Loki even more. He continued his spell, now even more powerful. All of then were now directed to the trio, and they easily deflected it all with their swords.'Let's spice things up, shall we?' Suho thought.He made a variety of handsigns, and shouted out words."Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation!" Suho shouted, and a sea flames came out of his mouth. It enveloped Loki, and some part of the ground.'Lucky we weren't on grass, or this would have been a great disaster.' Seyeon thought.'This human thinks a little fire can beat me? They underestimate me so much.' Loki thought. While Suho was in the middle of releasing his sea of flames, Loki came out of nowhere, and punched him in the face. This made him go fly.The devils were a bit surprised by this event, since that was the first time they saw Suho get destroyed in the battlefield."HOW DARE YOU HUMANS TAKE ME LIGHTLY!" Loki shouted in outrage.Seyeon and Seojun were left, for now.'Alright. Let's destroy this guy.' The two thought.Seojun quickly roundhouse kicked Loki to Seyeon's direction, then he made an uppercut.Loki flew to the skies, and they noticed something. No, SOMEONE was there, waiting for him.It was Suho."Chidori!" Suho shouted, and punched Loki's chest, causing him to cough blood.He punched him all the way down to the ground. When they hit the ground, a large damn crater was created, and Loki and Suho were the center of it."Now, lesson two, NEVER interrupt me when I am making a move." Suho said casually."Shall we finish this, then?" Suho asked Loki in a taunting manner.Loki's left eye was steadily twitching."DAMN YOU HUMAN!!!!!" Loki shouted. His power level started rising like hell, and the ground began to crack.Stone and debris started to circle around them, like a they were in the eye of a tornado.'This guy is too cliche, it's not even funny.' Suho thought, while Loki was still shouting, his power level ever increasing.In the middle of his raging scene, the trio put ALL of their available energy and power to their fists.They then punched him, causing him to hit the ground really hard.Suho punched him on the face, Seojun on his chest, and Seyeon at his d**k.It was a painful experience, and Loki was now angrier than ever.He hit the ground and had trouble getting up, since his d**k still hurt. A LOT.The devils were now making faces at the trio like, 'What the hell was that for?'.Saji remembered bad memories, when Suho destroyed his thing when they were playing dodgeball.'They don't seem too tired. So, this is why he was called 'God of Magic'. He is indeed powerful, espescially the fire magic he did earlier.' Rossweisse thought.'Oh God-' He didn't even get to finish talking, when he got a headache.Loki finally got up, and again, MORE ANGRIER THAN EVER."You humiliate me.... Human, you will pay for this! You're only a human, so don't get too arrogant!" Loki shouted while his power level started rising again. He stood up, and went levatating to the air.Loki then said something to Fenrir, and it woke up.It was something about a 'chew toy' or something along those lines."Seojun." Suho said, and Seojun nodded. He went to Fenrir, ready to punch the wolf.He was about to punch, but pulled away on the last second, since a large magic circle appeared beneath Fenrir.Golden chains then came out of the magic circle, and locked Fenrir into his place."The Magic Chains of Ge-" Rossweisse didn't continue her sentence, when Seojun started talking."Hey! Who did that? I was about-" He didn't get to finish, when he felt a pair of eyes watching him.He looked around, and soon saw Kuroka, who was on higher ground, staring at Seojun.He blushed, seeing her face.Suho noticed this.He then made a mental grin.'HAHAHAHA! The great Archangel, Mike, has now fell for Kuroka!' Suho thought."I think that I have something to do with this. D-Do you have a problem with that?" Kuroka asked, trying to maintain a straight face, but failed because she blushed when she met with Seojun's eyes."N-No.. I don't." Seojun stuttered.The other devils were..... having speculations at what was happening.'Does he like Kuroka? an SS-Class?' Saji thought.'That was unexpected. An Archangel fall for a devil. Awesome.' Issei thought.'So, this is who Seojun likes all along! I was almost a follower of Kami was gay.' Akeno thought, which was messed up.Koneko and Kuroka exchanged a few dialogues, while taking some quick glaces of Seojun, his heart, beating fast as hell.'This would be a juicy story to tell, back in Heaven.' Suho thought."I can"t believe that a lowly cat devil would dare betray Loki!" He shouted, and shot a spell towards Kuroka, only to be blocked Seojun's sword."Don't involve them in this fight. It's just between the three of us, and YOU." Seojun said.Kuroka was surprised about this event. He just blocked an attack intended for her!Then, another guy showed up out of nowhere. He claimed to be 'Arthur', of the 'Vali Team'. He has a badass sword, and he told Loki that they would take Fenrir, for now.They left, Kuroka still blushing about the day's events."Damn you, White Dragon! You were after Fenrir from the very beginning!" Loki realized.'Time to shut up, God of Mischief.' Suho thought, while picking up 'Mjolnir', a god-killing weapon.' It's a bit underwhelming, but, it's alright.' Suho thought.He picked it up, and it started to grow larger and larger."Now, I have an evaluation; Go to Hell, you petty dog!" Suho said, and he swung the hammer, and it hit Loki."Damn you, God of Magic, damn you Odin!!!" Loki cursed as the hammer hit him."Plague all on all your houses. A plague on your houses. May you suffer greatly before death." Loki said, and he dissapeared using a magic circle.'The only reason I was sparing you, was because the plot still has some use for 'ya.' Suho thought."That's Shakespeare, right?" Suho asked them."What took you guys so long?" Rias asked them, a bit angry."It's nothing." Suho said, refusing to tell the reason.'They will become insane if I tell them this information. They can't hear or know about it, no matter what.' Suho thought.They were about to start celebrating, when one of the monsters Loki summoned, which was the World Serpent, started moving, and wants to attack them.Tsubaki was in front of the monster, so Kiba went to the rescue, saving her life.Xenovia then threw to Kiba her sword to kill the monster, but when he was about to charge toward it, the Serpent exploded. LITERALLY.The Serpent exploded, and caused a powerful shockwave, which is just because of a punch of a certain Bael devil.Dust covered their view, and when it cleared, they saw Sairaorg Bael with all of his glory, walking towards them.'Show off.' Suho thought."The fight's not over 'till it's over." Sairaorg said.He talked with Issei about having a rating game with him against Rias' Peerage.They finished, and Suho gave a friendly taunt, even though there's no thing like that crap, since only HE does that."So, the 'Strongest Young Devil' in the Underworld likes to fight others weaker than him, since he thinks he can't beat ME? Have some self-respect, Sairaorg!" Suho said with a grin."Really, now? I'd be more than happy to fight you. But, I'll come up on top, as usual." Sairaorg replied with a smile."I'll look forward to that, then." Suho said.Timeskip to a room, where the faction leaders are gathered, with the trio..."It was fortunate that we had the God of Magic and the Red Dragon Emperor there. A tremendous amount of power is needed to capably wield Mjolnir. They saved me the trouble." Odin said."But Lord Loki was an important god in your fold. What if he has allies?" Michael asked."The times change, and we must change with them." Odin said wisely."Speaking of time, what happened to your business earlier?" Azazel asked."It's.... none of your business." Suho said, not wanting to spill out anymore information."What does THAT mean?" Azazel asked, and Suho just kept silent.'Sorry, bud. I can't tell you any more, or else you'll go insane, since your brain can't handle the information. Sorry.' Suho thought.Timeskip to the train, going back to the human world...Suho was just sitting there, looking at the ground, together with his two Archangels.'How's Akeno doing?' He thought.He looked around the train, and saw her by the window with Rias, looking at the a cute moment. It was Koneko sleeping peacefully at Issei's lap.'Yup. Totally cute moment.' He thought. He went towards Akeno. She saw him, and started blushing like crazy.'What's that about? The date? Why would she be nervous about THAT? I mean, we sleep in the same room, really. What's to be nervous about?' Suho thought."Akeno, I want to ask you something." Suho said."Well, I want to ask you something as well..." She said."I'm going to leave you two first, since it would violate your privacy." Rias said with a smile, and she left."First of all, are you alright?" Suho asked with concern."Y-Yes....." Akeno said, a bit dissapointed about the question.'She wants me to ask her for a date, huh? Well, I think it's more proper for a man to ask a woman. Plus, it's more romantic that way. Well, at least that's what online forums say.' Suho thought."And.... I would like to ask you another one..." Suho said hesitantly while blushing a bit.'Am I doing this right? Oh crap.'"W-What is it?" Akeno asked, while blushing a bit as well."C-Can you.... g-go out with me tommorow?" Suho asked, blushing harder than before.'Damn! Did I do it wrong? Oh god. I shouldn't have trusted these forums. I MESSED THIS SHIT UP! WHY ISN'T SHE REPLYING?!' Suho thought.Akeno couldn't reply, since she couldn't believe what she was seeing and hearing.'Suho is actually making the first move!!!!!' She thought happily.She was stunned."O-Of course!" She stuttered.'Thank you, internet forums. You're a life saver. Now, time for some SWEET payback!' Suho thought with a grin."Suho? Is something wrong?" Akeno asked, since her boyfriend just grinned out of nowhere."I-It's nothing!" Suho said.Suho went back to his seat, and picked up his phone.He typed on 'Goggles', 'What to buy your girlfriend on you first date'.'Damn. They have wierd company names in this universe.' Suho thought.He searched it, and he saw serveral results.From expensive jewelry to designer clothes.'They're just looking at the price of the product!' Suho thought.Akeno noticed what he was doing on his phone, and she smiled.'He's sweet and naive, it's fun to watch him like this!' She thought.Timeskip to the end of the train ride, and the group now inside the ORC Clubroom....."Hey, Suho. I can't go back to the house." Akeno said."Why?" He asked."Well, I need to help Rias finish her homework. Is that ok?" Akeno asked."I don't think I have a choice. Be safe, alright?" Suho asked her."I'll be safe!" She said with a smile.He kissed her first, which was a surprise for the ORC members."Good. We're going home now, alright?" Suho asked."Alright. Bye!" She said while waving, and the trio leaving through the front door."Bye!" Suho returned her smile.Timeskip to Suho's Mansion, the trio gathered in the living room....Suho told them his awesome for the date tommorow, which caused the Archangels to have 'What the hell?!' faces in the end."S-So who are you going to ask some advice for the gift?" Seyeon asked."I'm going to ask an Archangel." Suho said."Is it Uriel? Please don't as him." Seojun said."Maybe Raph. But he doesn't know ANYTHING about girly stuff." Seyeon said."Are you really that STUPID? Damn it, guys." Suho complained."Plus, I want some payback as well." Suho said with a grin, which made the two Archangels a bit unsettled.He dialed a certain Archangel's number.The Archangel answered the phone, looking at the contact name, 'Kami'."Hi. It's Kami." Suho said."What is it, My Lord?" The Archangel asked, with a slightly seductive tone."Hey. Don't make that tone on me, young lady!" Suho shouted, since she was using a slightly seductive tone, which she claims to be her 'normal voice'.'Can't blame her. She's the most perfect woman in the whole Omniverse.' Suho thought."It's just my voice, My Lord." The Archangel replied."Alright, alright. Now Remi, are you free today?" Suho asked her. Remi and Kami was like daughter and father. He discplines her like HIS OWN.They even play games together in their free time. She goes to Kami's office, and he always destroy her in every game, which was expected for him to do."Yes, I am. What is it, My Lord?" She asked."C'mon here in the DxD Universe. We're going to ask you some questions. And, PLEASE stop it with the 'My Lord' stuff." Suho said through the phone."I will go right away!" Remi replied cheerfully."Wait! Before you leave, get a pendant neclace made of the MOST special and rare jewels in Heaven. It's pendant is an 'A', alright?" Suho asked."Yes! I will do it right away!" Remi said cheerfully, and she hung up the phone.'I just told her to stop the 'My Lord' stuff, and she becomes a totally different person! Damn.' Suho thought."What did she say?" Seojun asked."She coming here. She should be here in 3.....2.....1....." Suho finished the countdown, and Remi, with all of her glory and beauty, appeared in front of them, and it caused for some glass and furniture to be destroyed."I got what you asked for, now, what are you guys going to ask me again?" She asked, with an unintentional seductive tone."Hey, Remi. Can you.... make your voice a bit..... different?" Seojun asked."No offense, but who are you?" She asked."I-It's M-Mike..." Seojun said, his left eye twitching."Oh! Then who are you? Are you supposed to be Gabe?" She asked, looking at Seyeon."Yes, I am." Seyeon said with his 'Gabe' personality."Wow. I never thought you people were into guys!" Remi said, and the trio had their eyes twitching, and their hands shaking."I-It's a disguise, alright?" Suho asked, with a forced smile."Alright!" She replied cheerfully."Now, let's get down to business." Suho said.For hours, they argued back and forth about what's better to wear and what to during their date.They finally finished doing their stuff, and prepared a bit of fun payback.'This may be a little harsh, but I can't let my girlfriend think that I'm a little pushover, right? We can't do that.' Suho thought, while changing his hair from his normal hair style to a so-called, '4/6 Parted Korean Hairstyle'. It was awesome, and he prepared a cool outfit for the occasion.From the bottom, he has a Continental 80 Adidas, an Off-White jeans with it's awesome yellow stripes, a classic Just Do It T-Shirt, and a Camo long sleeve polo, with buttons down. He's 'cool', so he isn't going to close up the damn buttons."Hey guys, how do I look?" Suho asked, coming out from his changing room, which was as big as a fucking normal room.Remi blushed."W-Wow! You look good!" She admitted."Thanks! I guess." Suho said."Now, I'll include another plan, before the date starts." Suho said."What is it?" The Archangels asked."Well you see, Akeno did something on the train that offends me a bit. Now, want SOME payback..." Suho said."Oh, the time in the train?" Seyeon asked."Yup. It offends me a little." Suho admitted."What are you going to do?" Seojun asked."Well, I want some PAYBACK. Now Remi, you're going to be THE main character this time." Suho said.'Readers are angry that I am not doing payback, HERE YA HAVE IT! You mortals know me. I won't ignore anything that offends me, mortals. Remember that!'That's true, really. You guys know how arrogant and self-conceited Kami could be, so even if you guys don't get angry at him, I assure you, he's gonna do his payback no matter what. It's a 100% chance.'Is that a complement?'No, it's not a fucking complement. Now, go on with the fucking story already! Readers are angry like hell!'Right, right.'"You see guys, this is the plan..." Suho said.
