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God, an Otaku, in DxD - Chapter 38

Published at 15th of July 2019 10:12:11 AM


Chapter 38

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"Alright. This is the plan." Suho started.

"Our objective is to make Akeno jealous, but not too far. So, we're going to......." Suho started rambling on like the fucker he is.

To his surprise, the three Archangels listened intently, like a good teacher teaching his students.

Suho also told Remi to wear a dress tommorow, to give more realistic effect on the prank. After than, she went back to her Archangel attire, using just a finger.

Suho finished his rambling, and the reactions was... weird.

The three Archangels were grinning, for some damn creepy reason. It made Suho a bit uneasy.

"W-Why are you guys grinning?" Suho asked.

"This is gonna be awesome like those Chinese manga things were the couple gets a misunderstanding, then-" Seojun didn't get to finish, when Remi started laughing with her angelic voice, which was wierd as fuck.

"You sure know your stuff, brother!" She said, and continued laughing.

"Hey! What's so funny about that?" Seojun complained.

"You speak badly about us being addicted to these kinds of stuff, yet YOU'RE completely the professional here, Mike." Seyeon said with his 'Gabe' personality.

"Alright guys. Now, do all of you agree?" Suho asked, breaking the damn argument.

They nodded.

"Now, we still have a LOT of time left. Where do you guys want to go to?" Suho asked them.

They went silent for a few minutes, but the four of them finally agreed in going to the mall.

"Then the mall it is. Remi, can you change your clothes a bit?" Suho asked, since she was still wearing her Archangel attire.

She snapped her fingers, and she now wears a casual outfit.

"Show off." Suho said.

"Well, it's your fault, to be honest." Seojun said, which irritated Suho even more.

"Shut. Up." Suho said.

The three of them just grinned.

(Timeskip to the mall...)

They walked into the mall, with Suho and Remi at the front, and of course, Seojun and Seyeon at the damn back.

"Hey. Why do we need no come here as well?" Seyeon asked Seojun, who was next to him.

"I don't know too, but let's go with it." Seojun replied.

When they entered, ALL of the men, married or single, young or old, gay or straight, stared at Remi with lustful and dirty looks.

"Wow. She's smokin' hot!" A teen told his group, and he took photos of the Archangel.

"Hey. Look at that hottie!" A gangster said while they were in the middle of a fucking drug deal.

"Whoah. She's perfect." An old man thought out loud, while staring at her with dirty looks.

'Goddamned mortals! I can NEVER understand you.' Suho thought.

He sensed all of the guys staring at Remi, and gave them back a raging glare.

'Don't you dare defile her, you evil creatures! She's my only chance in pranking Akeno!' Suho thought while scaring off a teen who was trying to take pictures of Remi.


Remi smiled at this. She was having so much fun at looking at Suho protecting her.

He was like... An overprotective father protecting his little and weak daughter.

"They do NOT look like a couple." Seojun commented.

"I agree." Seyeon said with a smile.

They continued walking.

Other wiser people just looked at them, and they told others that they would be a great couple.

'I don't hate it, but I don't like it either. Oh well, it's better than having people looking at Remi with dirty looks, I guess.'

Suho thought, and they continued walking.

They had a blast in the mall, going to that store and going there.

It was.... fun. At least for Remi, that is.

She bought LOTS of clothes, even though she can make it with her power easily.

She claims that she wants to feel like a 'human being'.

The three S's (Suho, Seyeon, and Seojun) was there, waiting for Remi to finish her damn shopping spree.

"Do you regret bringing her here?" Seojun asked.

"I can't I don't since that would be lying." Suho said weakly.

"I agree with him." Seyeon said.

They ate some food after that shopping spree.

When I mean 'SOME' food, that means a fucking unli-buffet.

They stuffed themselves, and that ended the day.

Suho told the three Archangels to go home, and he would go to Issei's house, since Akeno told him she couldn't go home.

"Alright, be safe!" Seyeon said, and they went to their own paths.

Suho arrived at Issei's place after some time of walking, and used the doorbell.

"Who is it?"Someone asked from the other side of the door.

"It's Suho Lee." Suho said.

The 'someone' was revealed to be Issei Hyoudou, with all of his..... pervertedness and stupidity.

"Oh, hi there! What are you doing here, Suho?" Issei asked him.

"Is Akeno awake?" Suho asked.

"I don't think so. What do you need?" Issei asked.

"Just give her this letter. Don't open it, and telk her to wake up in 9:00 PM. Alright?" Suho asked.

"Alright. Want to come in for a sec?" Issei invited him.

"Thanks, but no. Thank you for your time, Issei. I'll be going now." Suho said with a smile, and he left the house.

'What's with THAT hairstyle? It's awesome.' Issei thought while closing the door.

(Timeskip to Suho's Mansion, the four waiting for 9:00 PM.....)

"8:59 PM.... And... Now!" Seojun signalled, and Suho snapped his fingers.

The sound if fireworks echoed in the distance.

The fireworks would reveal a message.

It was 'I love Akeno Himejima!'.

"Now, that's what you call a confession, scrubs!" Suho told the three Archangels.

"Well, my relationship isn't going well...." Seyeon said with sadness.

"Mine too..." Seojun added.

"Your relationship with Kuroka? Oh please! You only saw her two times and you blushed at one another! It that what you call a relationship?" Suho asked, and Seojun reddened in embarassment.

"Wait. Mike is in love with Kuroka? So brother, I see you already found your taste~" Remi said tauntingly.

Seojun just looked at the ground, silently, contemplating at Suho's words.

(Timeskip to the next day, Suho with his awesome hairstyle and cool outfit, with Remi with all of her beauty and legendary fashion style, in front of the stairs up to the Himejima Shrine....)

"Alright! Let's do this." Suho said, and Remi held his hand, and they started talking about what a couple would talk about with each other.

But, that was wasen't the case. They just held hands, and started arguing about what console was better, The 'Xbox 360' or 'PlayStation 4'.

The other people walking by just assumed they were having a conversation about their engagement or whatever, since they were in front of a shrine, and Remi was wearing a damn dress.

"These two are cute!" A wife told her husband.

"I agree." He said, and they continued walking.

They waited for Akeno to arrive, and she did after a few minutes of arguing.

Suho started caressing Remi's hair to have a better effect, and Akeno saw this.

AKENO'S POV

Why is Suho with another girl?

Wait. What is he......... Is he caressing her hair?

NO WAY...!

I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE TO A GIRL LIKE HER! I'M AKENO HIMEJIMA!

(Akeno's imagination.....)

I walked towards the couple.

"Suho, where are we going today~?" I asked him trying to sound seductive, but I failed misserably.

"Oh, I don't need you anymore. I saw this girl in the street, and we decided to be together! You didn't have a chance on me, anyway. Goodbye! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed evilly.

"Yes. Now, get out of here! You disgust me." The girl said, and they left quickly, leaving me there, crying.

(End of Akeno's imagination.)

NO! I WON'T LOSE TO HER!

Alright, Akeno. Focus all of your confidence in what you will say. Let's do this!

Wait..... Is he what.... HE'S PUTTING ON A PENDANT ON HER NECK?

NO!

SUHO'S POV

"Is it working?" I asked Remi telepathically.

"I don't know!" She replied.

I kissed Remi's forehead just to add more touch to the prank.

She's going to come here, I'm sure of it.

AKENO'S POV

NOW THAT DOES IT!

I walked towards the couple, and I put EVERY amount of confidence I had to the senctence I will say.

"Suho, can we rent a room~? I promise we'll have some fun~" Told him seducively, and I prepared myself for the rejection.

I didn't get a rejection, but a laugh from an amused Suho.

3RD PERSON POV

"Now, we're even!" Suho said while laughing playfully.

"What do you mean.....?" Akeno asked.

After a few seconds, she realized what Suho did.

"D-Do you mean..... All of this was...... A-a joke....?" Akeno asked in disbelief.

"Yup! Now-" Suho didn't finish, when Akeno turned around.

"Hmph!" She huffed, and turned around, and walked away slowly.

Suho asked Remi for advice for what he could do, and he hugged her tightly from behind.

"Hey, don't get mad! It was all a joke. Now we're even. No hard feelings, alright?" Suho asked while hugging her tightly.

She broke free from Suho's grip, or Suho just let her go.

She turned around, and looked at him in the eye, while blushing like a tomato.

"T-Then, where to?" She asked.

~TO BE CONTINUED~




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