Chapter 43
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Kami was there, sitting on his desk. He had a grin on his face. He was laughing like a motherfucking villan was supposed to be laughing.
To be exact, he was laughing like the goddamned Joker from Batman. The only thing left is to apply fucking makeup, and the shithead was ready to go.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I JUST FOUND MY MOST PERFECT FORM! HAHAHAHAHA!" Kami laughed with triumph. He was fucking hyped for the awesome event he called, 'The Return'.
It was basically him returning to the DxD workd with a new body, and he isn't going to tell anybody about his being Kami.
Yup, that's Kami for ya. Always thinking epic names for shit events.
After thinking for some few hours about the next form that he'll take, he finally found one awesome as hell.
The character he was about to take form in is a psychotic motherfucker with a cunning mind.
The psycho has red fucking hair, pale skin, and yellow or golden eyes.
This character got suspended in his school for his fucking insane and violent behaviour. This fucker is bit of a pretty boy. But, let's be honest. Today, no fucking anime that doesn't have a pretty boy as an mc, is a boring one. Well, fanservice. Anyways, back to the fucking topic!
Yup. You guessed it right. The shithead chose Karma Akabane, from the one and only, Assasination Classroom!
But he wasn't only looking at the looks of his new found form.
The guy also thought a bit strategically. Again, A BIT.
He thought that now he can enroll in as a 2nd year student, he could see what affected the story and other crap. He could also supervise Issei and the others.
"HAHAHAAHHAHAHA! NOW THIS IS AWESOME." Kami thought outloud with a grin.
Outside his room, a certain former-Archangel was putting cold ice of his right cheek, since a certain motherfucking god slapped it when he was angry at a damn comic.
'This hurts. Like hell. Damn it, Kami.' The being thought with a scowl on his face. He was remembering the fucking slap.
It was really painful, that even an Archangel's bones would be fractured or cracked if hit by that certain god's hand.
(Meanwhile, in Hell...)
Satan was there on his throne room, sitting on the couch on the side.
He was looking at the TV, not knowing what to do, since Kami took his Crunchyroll and Netflix accounts.
'Fucking Kami. Why the fuck does he have to take MY accounts? Damn it.' Satan thought angrily.
Then suddenly, there was a knock at his large door. Or gate, in this situation.
"Come in." Satan said.
Satan was shocked to see no other than the 'Marquis of Snakes' and 'The Defiler'. Spoiler, it is not Azog. So, we're good. No The Hobbit charging scenes here.
It was no other than Valak, with a poster of 'his' face. Well, at least that's what the mortals made.
Valak was sobbing and walking slowly and weakly towards Satan, who was confused as fuck.
'So, this is what he meant of 'teasing to hell?' that's working REAL great. Really great.' Satan thought.
"H-Hey, Val. What's the matter?" Satan asked, trying to make a comforting tone, but failed misserably.
"L-Look at this...." Valak said, and held out the fucking poster.
'Whoah. What kind of motherfucking monster is that? It's fucking creepy like hell! I think these are the kinds of costumes devils and demons use during Holloween. Yup. An evil nun? Fucking creepy. Espescially the eyes. It's fucking scary.' Satan thought, not wanting to stare at the figure any longer.
"W-Why does mortals think that I look like this...?" Valak asked.
"U-Uhhhh..."
Satan couldn't give an answer, since the fucker didn't even give a fuck about these kinds of movies.
'Oh shit. What should I tell him?' Satan thought.
"Ohh... Uh.... You know, humans have a wide imagination! Uhhh... Don't be sad! They get things like that wrong ALL the time." Satan said.
"B-But this movie...."
"What about it?"
"I-It's box office..... is more than $300 million!" Valak shouted, and he began to cry, crumpling the poster.
'Oh fuck, Kami. What the hell have you done?'
(Meanwhile, in Heaven....)
"Now, now. What am I missing?" Kami asked himself, while looking at his computer. He was setting off again, and he was just checking his files, if there's any shit missing in there.
He highly doubts it, but you can never be too careful, right?
After a few moments of checking it, he turned it off, and went out of his fucking office.
He walked towards the Archangel's Office in the meeting room, where all of the Archangels were, since they were all summoned there by Kami for an 'important' meeting.
The Archangels were arguing about which franchise was better. 'The Lord of the Rings' or 'Harry Potter'.
They were arguing like hell, until Kami showed up, opening the door, but not giving a fuck about closing it.
He was 'practicing' the attitude he was going to portray. Or, he just wanted to annoy the fuck out of his creations. Your call.
Kami sat down on one of the chairs in the round table, and he began to speak.
"Alright, people. I'm going back to the DxD Universe. I will go there using-" Kami didn't get to finish, when Romer interrupted.
"WHAT? YOU'RE GOING BACK TO DXD IN A TIME LIKE THIS?!" Romer asked angrily.
The Archangels were shocked by this. A mere creation..... raised his voice in front of his creator.
'Oh shit.' The Archangels and Dave thought.
Then, Kami's power level started rising like crazy.
"I will go back there to find out more about the fucking enemy, shithead. Now, if you don't like my fucking plan, you know where the damn door is." Kami said angrily, pointing at the door.
'Wow. He's irritated.' Romer thought, a little sweat running down his cheek.
"A-Alright....." Romer replied, not wanting to irritate his creator no more.
"Now, this is the form that I will be using." Kami announced, changing himself from his Yue form, to Karma Akabane's.
"I-Is that Karma? From Assasination Classroom?" Uriel asked.
The other Archangels were just staring the motherfucking god.
Mike grinned.
"You know your stuff, brother." Mike said tauntingly.
"Hah! Such a simpleton." Uriel said, his brother's taunt having no effect.
"He-"
"Shut up." Kami said.
"Now, if I find out more, I will go back here, and tell those pieces of information to you guys. Got it?" Kami asked.
"Can I ask a question? Why did you chose a form like that?" Dave asked.
"Well, I can't join the main characters if I am in Suho Lee form. Besides, I CANNOT be in that form. If I would be in that form again, that rebel leader would wonder why I was still alive!" Kami said.
Dave nodded.
"Now, thank you for your time. I will depart later." Kami said.
He was about to leave the room, but Mike asked a question.
"What about me and Gabe?" Mike asked.
The others were also awaiting for Kami's reply.
"Take care of shit here. And, people would get suspicions if there was another trio at theur doorstep." Kami said, and he left the room.
(Timeskip to the office, Kami checking his character's stats....)
'So, I will keep my base stats, which is 250 per stat...' Kami thought.
"Now, let's make a few spellbooks to bring for the trip, shall we?" Kami thought outloud, as he made some skillbooks that he can learn when he is strong enough.
'Hmmmm. If I make my stats like the ones I have on Suho Lee, it wouldn't be fun, would it?' Kami thought with a grin.
After a few more minutes of checking his stats and his ordinary backstory as a child from a rich family, he finally finished making his new character.
He now got a system message.
System Message
Do you confirm this as your stats and backstory?
Yes
No
Of course, Kami chose 'YES'.
He got teleported to what he assumed is his room, since he got 'his' stuff all over the place.
He was currently lying down on his queen-sized bed, and he saw some shit that only a guy like Karma would have.
A pistol and some magazines, which Kami expected to be there.
"I'm back, and I will know who you are, soon." Kami, errrrrrr 'Karma' though outloud, while standing up from bed.
Little did he know.... This will be the start of some of the most destructive events in the history of the Omniverse, which would become myths and legends for the next eternities to come.
This is that start of something big, something deadly and bad.
This is the start... of Kami's Trials.
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Kami was there, sitting on his desk. He had a grin on his face. He was laughing like a motherfucking villan was supposed to be laughing.
To be exact, he was laughing like the goddamned Joker from Batman. The only thing left is to apply fucking makeup, and the shithead was ready to go.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I JUST FOUND MY MOST PERFECT FORM! HAHAHAHAHA!" Kami laughed with triumph. He was fucking hyped for the awesome event he called, 'The Return'.
It was basically him returning to the DxD workd with a new body, and he isn't going to tell anybody about his being Kami.
Yup, that's Kami for ya. Always thinking epic names for shit events.
After thinking for some few hours about the next form that he'll take, he finally found one awesome as hell.
The character he was about to take form in is a psychotic motherfucker with a cunning mind.
The psycho has red fucking hair, pale skin, and yellow or golden eyes.
This character got suspended in his school for his fucking insane and violent behaviour. This fucker is bit of a pretty boy. But, let's be honest. Today, no fucking anime that doesn't have a pretty boy as an mc, is a boring one. Well, fanservice. Anyways, back to the fucking topic!
Yup. You guessed it right. The shithead chose Karma Akabane, from the one and only, Assasination Classroom!
But he wasn't only looking at the looks of his new found form.
The guy also thought a bit strategically. Again, A BIT.
He thought that now he can enroll in as a 2nd year student, he could see what affected the story and other crap. He could also supervise Issei and the others.
"HAHAHAAHHAHAHA! NOW THIS IS AWESOME." Kami thought outloud with a grin.
Outside his room, a certain former-Archangel was putting cold ice of his right cheek, since a certain motherfucking god slapped it when he was angry at a damn comic.
'This hurts. Like hell. Damn it, Kami.' The being thought with a scowl on his face. He was remembering the fucking slap.
It was really painful, that even an Archangel's bones would be fractured or cracked if hit by that certain god's hand.
(Meanwhile, in Hell...)
Satan was there on his throne room, sitting on the couch on the side.
He was looking at the TV, not knowing what to do, since Kami took his Crunchyroll and Netflix accounts.
'Fucking Kami. Why the fuck does he have to take MY accounts? Damn it.' Satan thought angrily.
Then suddenly, there was a knock at his large door. Or gate, in this situation.
"Come in." Satan said.
Satan was shocked to see no other than the 'Marquis of Snakes' and 'The Defiler'. Spoiler, it is not Azog. So, we're good. No The Hobbit charging scenes here.
It was no other than Valak, with a poster of 'his' face. Well, at least that's what the mortals made.
Valak was sobbing and walking slowly and weakly towards Satan, who was confused as fuck.
'So, this is what he meant of 'teasing to hell?' that's working REAL great. Really great.' Satan thought.
"H-Hey, Val. What's the matter?" Satan asked, trying to make a comforting tone, but failed misserably.
"L-Look at this...." Valak said, and held out the fucking poster.
'Whoah. What kind of motherfucking monster is that? It's fucking creepy like hell! I think these are the kinds of costumes devils and demons use during Holloween. Yup. An evil nun? Fucking creepy. Espescially the eyes. It's fucking scary.' Satan thought, not wanting to stare at the figure any longer.
"W-Why does mortals think that I look like this...?" Valak asked.
"U-Uhhhh..."
Satan couldn't give an answer, since the fucker didn't even give a fuck about these kinds of movies.
'Oh shit. What should I tell him?' Satan thought.
"Ohh... Uh.... You know, humans have a wide imagination! Uhhh... Don't be sad! They get things like that wrong ALL the time." Satan said.
"B-But this movie...."
"What about it?"
"I-It's box office..... is more than $300 million!" Valak shouted, and he began to cry, crumpling the poster.
'Oh fuck, Kami. What the hell have you done?'
(Meanwhile, in Heaven....)
"Now, now. What am I missing?" Kami asked himself, while looking at his computer. He was setting off again, and he was just checking his files, if there's any shit missing in there.
He highly doubts it, but you can never be too careful, right?
After a few moments of checking it, he turned it off, and went out of his fucking office.
He walked towards the Archangel's Office in the meeting room, where all of the Archangels were, since they were all summoned there by Kami for an 'important' meeting.
The Archangels were arguing about which franchise was better. 'The Lord of the Rings' or 'Harry Potter'.
They were arguing like hell, until Kami showed up, opening the door, but not giving a fuck about closing it.
He was 'practicing' the attitude he was going to portray. Or, he just wanted to annoy the fuck out of his creations. Your call.
Kami sat down on one of the chairs in the round table, and he began to speak.
"Alright, people. I'm going back to the DxD Universe. I will go there using-" Kami didn't get to finish, when Romer interrupted.
"WHAT? YOU'RE GOING BACK TO DXD IN A TIME LIKE THIS?!" Romer asked angrily.
The Archangels were shocked by this. A mere creation..... raised his voice in front of his creator.
'Oh shit.' The Archangels and Dave thought.
Then, Kami's power level started rising like crazy.
"I will go back there to find out more about the fucking enemy, shithead. Now, if you don't like my fucking plan, you know where the damn door is." Kami said angrily, pointing at the door.
'Wow. He's irritated.' Romer thought, a little sweat running down his cheek.
"A-Alright....." Romer replied, not wanting to irritate his creator no more.
"Now, this is the form that I will be using." Kami announced, changing himself from his Yue form, to Karma Akabane's.
"I-Is that Karma? From Assasination Classroom?" Uriel asked.
The other Archangels were just staring the motherfucking god.
Mike grinned.
"You know your stuff, brother." Mike said tauntingly.
"Hah! Such a simpleton." Uriel said, his brother's taunt having no effect.
"He-"
"Shut up." Kami said.
"Now, if I find out more, I will go back here, and tell those pieces of information to you guys. Got it?" Kami asked.
"Can I ask a question? Why did you chose a form like that?" Dave asked.
"Well, I can't join the main characters if I am in Suho Lee form. Besides, I CANNOT be in that form. If I would be in that form again, that rebel leader would wonder why I was still alive!" Kami said.
Dave nodded.
"Now, thank you for your time. I will depart later." Kami said.
He was about to leave the room, but Mike asked a question.
"What about me and Gabe?" Mike asked.
The others were also awaiting for Kami's reply.
"Take care of shit here. And, people would get suspicions if there was another trio at theur doorstep." Kami said, and he left the room.
(Timeskip to the office, Kami checking his character's stats....)
'So, I will keep my base stats, which is 250 per stat...' Kami thought.
"Now, let's make a few spellbooks to bring for the trip, shall we?" Kami thought outloud, as he made some skillbooks that he can learn when he is strong enough.
'Hmmmm. If I make my stats like the ones I have on Suho Lee, it wouldn't be fun, would it?' Kami thought with a grin.
After a few more minutes of checking his stats and his ordinary backstory as a child from a rich family, he finally finished making his new character.
He now got a system message.
System Message
Do you confirm this as your stats and backstory?
Yes
No
Of course, Kami chose 'YES'.
He got teleported to what he assumed is his room, since he got 'his' stuff all over the place.
He was currently lying down on his queen-sized bed, and he saw some shit that only a guy like Karma would have.
A pistol and some magazines, which Kami expected to be there.
"I'm back, and I will know who you are, soon." Kami, errrrrrr 'Karma' though outloud, while standing up from bed.
Little did he know.... This will be the start of some of the most destructive events in the history of the Omniverse, which would become myths and legends for the next eternities to come.
This is that start of something big, something deadly and bad.
This is the start... of Kami's Trials.
Kami was there, sitting on his desk. He had a grin on his face. He was laughing like a motherfucking villan was supposed to be laughing.To be exact, he was laughing like the goddamned Joker from Batman. The only thing left is to apply fucking makeup, and the shithead was ready to go."HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I JUST FOUND MY MOST PERFECT FORM! HAHAHAHAHA!" Kami laughed with triumph. He was fucking hyped for the awesome event he called, 'The Return'.It was basically him returning to the DxD workd with a new body, and he isn't going to tell anybody about his being Kami.Yup, that's Kami for ya. Always thinking epic names for shit events.After thinking for some few hours about the next form that he'll take, he finally found one awesome as hell.The character he was about to take form in is a psychotic motherfucker with a cunning mind.The psycho has red fucking hair, pale skin, and yellow or golden eyes.This character got suspended in his school for his fucking insane and violent behaviour. This fucker is bit of a pretty boy. But, let's be honest. Today, no fucking anime that doesn't have a pretty boy as an mc, is a boring one. Well, fanservice. Anyways, back to the fucking topic!Yup. You guessed it right. The shithead chose Karma Akabane, from the one and only, Assasination Classroom!But he wasn't only looking at the looks of his new found form.The guy also thought a bit strategically. Again, A BIT.He thought that now he can enroll in as a 2nd year student, he could see what affected the story and other crap. He could also supervise Issei and the others."HAHAHAAHHAHAHA! NOW THIS IS AWESOME." Kami thought outloud with a grin.Outside his room, a certain former-Archangel was putting cold ice of his right cheek, since a certain motherfucking god slapped it when he was angry at a damn comic.'This hurts. Like hell. Damn it, Kami.' The being thought with a scowl on his face. He was remembering the fucking slap.It was really painful, that even an Archangel's bones would be fractured or cracked if hit by that certain god's hand.Meanwhile, in Hell...Satan was there on his throne room, sitting on the couch on the side.He was looking at the TV, not knowing what to do, since Kami took his Crunchyroll and Netflix accounts.'Fucking Kami. Why the fuck does he have to take MY accounts? Damn it.' Satan thought angrily.Then suddenly, there was a knock at his large door. Or gate, in this situation."Come in." Satan said.Satan was shocked to see no other than the 'Marquis of Snakes' and 'The Defiler'. Spoiler, it is not Azog. So, we're good. No The Hobbit charging scenes here.It was no other than Valak, with a poster of 'his' face. Well, at least that's what the mortals made.Valak was sobbing and walking slowly and weakly towards Satan, who was confused as fuck.'So, this is what he meant of 'teasing to hell?' that's working REAL great. Really great.' Satan thought."H-Hey, Val. What's the matter?" Satan asked, trying to make a comforting tone, but failed misserably."L-Look at this...." Valak said, and held out the fucking poster.'Whoah. What kind of motherfucking monster is that? It's fucking creepy like hell! I think these are the kinds of costumes devils and demons use during Holloween. Yup. An evil nun? Fucking creepy. Espescially the eyes. It's fucking scary.' Satan thought, not wanting to stare at the figure any longer."W-Why does mortals think that I look like this...?" Valak asked."U-Uhhhh..."Satan couldn't give an answer, since the fucker didn't even give a fuck about these kinds of movies.'Oh shit. What should I tell him?' Satan thought."Ohh... Uh.... You know, humans have a wide imagination! Uhhh... Don't be sad! They get things like that wrong ALL the time." Satan said."B-But this movie....""What about it?""I-It's box office..... is more than $300 million!" Valak shouted, and he began to cry, crumpling the poster.'Oh fuck, Kami. What the hell have you done?'Meanwhile, in Heaven...."Now, now. What am I missing?" Kami asked himself, while looking at his computer. He was setting off again, and he was just checking his files, if there's any shit missing in there.He highly doubts it, but you can never be too careful, right?After a few moments of checking it, he turned it off, and went out of his fucking office.He walked towards the Archangel's Office in the meeting room, where all of the Archangels were, since they were all summoned there by Kami for an 'important' meeting.The Archangels were arguing about which franchise was better. 'The Lord of the Rings' or 'Harry Potter'.They were arguing like hell, until Kami showed up, opening the door, but not giving a fuck about closing it.He was 'practicing' the attitude he was going to portray. Or, he just wanted to annoy the fuck out of his creations. Your call.Kami sat down on one of the chairs in the round table, and he began to speak."Alright, people. I'm going back to the DxD Universe. I will go there using-" Kami didn't get to finish, when Romer interrupted."WHAT? YOU'RE GOING BACK TO DXD IN A TIME LIKE THIS?!" Romer asked angrily.The Archangels were shocked by this. A mere creation..... raised his voice in front of his creator.'Oh shit.' The Archangels and Dave thought.Then, Kami's power level started rising like crazy."I will go back there to find out more about the fucking enemy, shithead. Now, if you don't like my fucking plan, you know where the damn door is." Kami said angrily, pointing at the door.'Wow. He's irritated.' Romer thought, a little sweat running down his cheek."A-Alright....." Romer replied, not wanting to irritate his creator no more."Now, this is the form that I will be using." Kami announced, changing himself from his Yue form, to Karma Akabane's."I-Is that Karma? From Assasination Classroom?" Uriel asked.The other Archangels were just staring the motherfucking god.Mike grinned."You know your stuff, brother." Mike said tauntingly."Hah! Such a simpleton." Uriel said, his brother's taunt having no effect."He-""Shut up." Kami said."Now, if I find out more, I will go back here, and tell those pieces of information to you guys. Got it?" Kami asked."Can I ask a question? Why did you chose a form like that?" Dave asked."Well, I can't join the main characters if I am in Suho Lee form. Besides, I CANNOT be in that form. If I would be in that form again, that rebel leader would wonder why I was still alive!" Kami said.Dave nodded."Now, thank you for your time. I will depart later." Kami said.He was about to leave the room, but Mike asked a question."What about me and Gabe?" Mike asked.The others were also awaiting for Kami's reply."Take care of shit here. And, people would get suspicions if there was another trio at theur doorstep." Kami said, and he left the room.Timeskip to the office, Kami checking his character's stats....'So, I will keep my base stats, which is 250 per stat...' Kami thought."Now, let's make a few spellbooks to bring for the trip, shall we?" Kami thought outloud, as he made some skillbooks that he can learn when he is strong enough.'Hmmmm. If I make my stats like the ones I have on Suho Lee, it wouldn't be fun, would it?' Kami thought with a grin.After a few more minutes of checking his stats and his ordinary backstory as a child from a rich family, he finally finished making his new character.He now got a system message.System MessageDo you confirm this as your stats and backstory?YesNoOf course, Kami chose 'YES'.He got teleported to what he assumed is his room, since he got 'his' stuff all over the place.He was currently lying down on his queen-sized bed, and he saw some shit that only a guy like Karma would have.A pistol and some magazines, which Kami expected to be there."I'm back, and I will know who you are, soon." Kami, errrrrrr 'Karma' though outloud, while standing up from bed.Little did he know.... This will be the start of some of the most destructive events in the history of the Omniverse, which would become myths and legends for the next eternities to come.This is that start of something big, something deadly and bad.This is the start... of Kami's Trials.
