Chapter 21
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As Chris opened up the queue page, he reluctantly gave Riot Games a thumbs up.
"I see that the queue screen has a better animation and a better music to accompany it! Alright Riot, I see you!"
He quickly chose the roles he used to play years ago, Middle and ADC.
(ADC or Attack Damage Carry is usually a marksman that deals lots of physical damage. Middle is the laner that literally goes to the middle of the map. This would usually be a mage or an assassin.)
'Oh wait, I forgot, I haven't checked how many champions there are. When I quit, there were around 68 champions. System, how many champions are there in League of Legends?'
-As this information is not that important, the system will give it to you for free. There are 130 champions in the game as of today.-
'They added more than 60 champions! System, how many points do I have to use to get all the skins and champions in the game,'
-To unlock every single champion and skin in the game, Host will have to spend 1000 Hacker Points. Will Host purchase all the skins and champions in League of Legends?-
Yes/No
'So cheap! Yes!'
Thank you for your purchase, Host now has 87,929 Hacker Points.-
'Haha! Fuck you Riot Games, not only did I boost myself to Master, I now have all the skins and champions as well for basically free! That's for banning me all those years ago!' Chris felt refreshed now that he finally got Riot Games back. Getting his account banned all those years ago made him pissed as he spent hours upon hours on the game.
Chris queued up and after waiting for around 5 minutes, he finally found a match.
"Finally!" Chris screamed as he quickly pressed the Accept button.
After a couple seconds of Chris praying not to go back to queue, the champion select screen appeared and the little circles started to come down to dictate the roles. Chris was given the mid lane.
"Alright, let's see who should I play today? Let's go to see who's good right now,"
Chris quickly started to look up tier lists for League champions and the S tiers were Leblanc, a mage wearing a skimpy outfit, Zed, a ninja that seemed extremely cool, and Irelia, a top laner that Chris was very familiar with.
(A top laner is the laner that would go to the topside of the map. This person would usually by the tank of the team or the bruiser, a person with a lot of health that would deal a lot of damage as well.
"Wait, isn't Irelia a top laner?! Alright I'm not picking her. I don't like to play mages so it's Zed I guess," Chris mumbled. After he declared to pick Zed, it was the banning phase
Since he did not know who to ban, he banned Teemo, the one champion he hated from the bottom of his heart.
'System, when I level up and am able to go to other worlds, can I go to the League of Legends world just to kill this little bastard?'
-Yes, when Host is able to travel to other worlds, the System will keep in mind Host's desire to kill Teemo, the Swift Scout.-
Chris grinned evilly and when it was his turn to choose a champion, he quickly chose Zed.
'Oh wait! System make a mastery page that's fit for Zed!'
-Host, there is no such thing as a mastery page anymore. Riot Games decided to get rid of the old rune pages and change the name of mastery page to rune page-
'Oh so no wonder I had so much IP! They "bought" off the runes I had in this account,'
-Host, there is also no longer IP. They replaced it with blue essence which can only be acquired by selling champions gained by hextech boxes or champion capsule or during special events Host can gain tokens for finishing missions and Host can exchange blue essence for tokens, but the conversion rate would be really low.-
'Well, I have all the champions and skins so that doesn't really matter to me. Since there is no mastery page just make a rune page for me,' Chris said.
-That will be 1 Hacker Point, will Host purchase this action?-
Yes/No
'Yes,' Chris said.
-Host has successfully bought an action. Host now has 87,928 points.-
'What a stingy bastard. Making me pay for making a rune page that will probably take me 30 seconds to make,'
-Host, for that insult, the System was very close to giving you a mission to make a perfect rune page for Zed within 30 seconds.-
'Haha... I was just kidding...' Chris said while wryly laughing. Chris started to look at all the skins Zed had and finally chose a skin called PROJECT: Zed. Chris then chose ignite and flash as his summoner spells and the game went to the loading screen.
(Summoner Spells are the two spells that a player can choose. There are 10 of these currently available with all kinds of effects.)
-Host has triggered a quest. Win a game! Since your body has been strengthened, your reflexes have also improved. To test how much you have improved, you must win your first game.-
Reward: 5000 Hacker Points 1 Regular Lottery Ticket
'My first game?! This is my first game in like over 5 years and you want me to win my first game. I'm also playing against master-tiered players. They're only 1 tier behind Challenger tiers, the god amongst men, so they're basically demigods of League of Legends and you want my silver ass to try to beat them! This game is not only about your reflexes you know! It's about how much you know your champion, how much you know the game, your ability to stay calm, pressuring your laner, and so much more!' Chris started to rant.
-Since Host is complaining so much, the System will give Host all the information there is to League of Legends. Therefore, by having this knowledge, all Host will need are the reflexes to dodge skills and the ability to make quick decisions during fights so it will come down to whose reflexes are better.-
Chris was elated to hear this.
'Well, hurry up and give me all the information!'
Only a couple seconds later, Chris felt as if his mind was going through an information overload.
Shadow Isles
Summoner's Rift
Twisted Treeline
Noxus
Demacia
...
Chris now knew about everything from the champions to runes to jungle camp.
'God I didn't think that this game changed so much!' Chris exclaimed in his mind. 'However, now that I know what to do, I should be able to win this game,'
Chris did not notice, but on the enemy team was a Yasuo. The champion being played was normal as Yasuo was a high tier champion. However, what was surprising was the player's name, Yassuo.
A residence in New York...
"Alright Twitch chat this is going to be my last game for today. If I don't win this game, I'm going to be triggered. Since I got camped last game, I got destroyed a garbage Zed so this game I hope that I won't get camped," A man with dark skin and a beard said in front of a camera with a smile. "What's my name, it's fucking Yassuo, a top 50 player last season. This game I'll show this Zed how fucking godlike I am,"
As he cracked his knuckle, Yassuo got ready and the game finally started.
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As Chris opened up the queue page, he reluctantly gave Riot Games a thumbs up.
"I see that the queue screen has a better animation and a better music to accompany it! Alright Riot, I see you!"
He quickly chose the roles he used to play years ago, Middle and ADC.
(ADC or Attack Damage Carry is usually a marksman that deals lots of physical damage. Middle is the laner that literally goes to the middle of the map. This would usually be a mage or an assassin.)
'Oh wait, I forgot, I haven't checked how many champions there are. When I quit, there were around 68 champions. System, how many champions are there in League of Legends?'
-As this information is not that important, the system will give it to you for free. There are 130 champions in the game as of today.-
'They added more than 60 champions! System, how many points do I have to use to get all the skins and champions in the game,'
-To unlock every single champion and skin in the game, Host will have to spend 1000 Hacker Points. Will Host purchase all the skins and champions in League of Legends?-
Yes/No
'So cheap! Yes!'
Thank you for your purchase, Host now has 87,929 Hacker Points.-
'Haha! Fuck you Riot Games, not only did I boost myself to Master, I now have all the skins and champions as well for basically free! That's for banning me all those years ago!' Chris felt refreshed now that he finally got Riot Games back. Getting his account banned all those years ago made him pissed as he spent hours upon hours on the game.
Chris queued up and after waiting for around 5 minutes, he finally found a match.
"Finally!" Chris screamed as he quickly pressed the Accept button.
After a couple seconds of Chris praying not to go back to queue, the champion select screen appeared and the little circles started to come down to dictate the roles. Chris was given the mid lane.
"Alright, let's see who should I play today? Let's go to see who's good right now,"
Chris quickly started to look up tier lists for League champions and the S tiers were Leblanc, a mage wearing a skimpy outfit, Zed, a ninja that seemed extremely cool, and Irelia, a top laner that Chris was very familiar with.
(A top laner is the laner that would go to the topside of the map. This person would usually by the tank of the team or the bruiser, a person with a lot of health that would deal a lot of damage as well.
"Wait, isn't Irelia a top laner?! Alright I'm not picking her. I don't like to play mages so it's Zed I guess," Chris mumbled. After he declared to pick Zed, it was the banning phase
Since he did not know who to ban, he banned Teemo, the one champion he hated from the bottom of his heart.
'System, when I level up and am able to go to other worlds, can I go to the League of Legends world just to kill this little bastard?'
-Yes, when Host is able to travel to other worlds, the System will keep in mind Host's desire to kill Teemo, the Swift Scout.-
Chris grinned evilly and when it was his turn to choose a champion, he quickly chose Zed.
'Oh wait! System make a mastery page that's fit for Zed!'
-Host, there is no such thing as a mastery page anymore. Riot Games decided to get rid of the old rune pages and change the name of mastery page to rune page-
'Oh so no wonder I had so much IP! They "bought" off the runes I had in this account,'
-Host, there is also no longer IP. They replaced it with blue essence which can only be acquired by selling champions gained by hextech boxes or champion capsule or during special events Host can gain tokens for finishing missions and Host can exchange blue essence for tokens, but the conversion rate would be really low.-
'Well, I have all the champions and skins so that doesn't really matter to me. Since there is no mastery page just make a rune page for me,' Chris said.
-That will be 1 Hacker Point, will Host purchase this action?-
Yes/No
'Yes,' Chris said.
-Host has successfully bought an action. Host now has 87,928 points.-
'What a stingy bastard. Making me pay for making a rune page that will probably take me 30 seconds to make,'
-Host, for that insult, the System was very close to giving you a mission to make a perfect rune page for Zed within 30 seconds.-
'Haha... I was just kidding...' Chris said while wryly laughing. Chris started to look at all the skins Zed had and finally chose a skin called PROJECT: Zed. Chris then chose ignite and flash as his summoner spells and the game went to the loading screen.
(Summoner Spells are the two spells that a player can choose. There are 10 of these currently available with all kinds of effects.)
-Host has triggered a quest. Win a game! Since your body has been strengthened, your reflexes have also improved. To test how much you have improved, you must win your first game.-
Reward: 5000 Hacker Points 1 Regular Lottery Ticket
'My first game?! This is my first game in like over 5 years and you want me to win my first game. I'm also playing against master-tiered players. They're only 1 tier behind Challenger tiers, the god amongst men, so they're basically demigods of League of Legends and you want my silver ass to try to beat them! This game is not only about your reflexes you know! It's about how much you know your champion, how much you know the game, your ability to stay calm, pressuring your laner, and so much more!' Chris started to rant.
-Since Host is complaining so much, the System will give Host all the information there is to League of Legends. Therefore, by having this knowledge, all Host will need are the reflexes to dodge skills and the ability to make quick decisions during fights so it will come down to whose reflexes are better.-
Chris was elated to hear this.
'Well, hurry up and give me all the information!'
Only a couple seconds later, Chris felt as if his mind was going through an information overload.
Shadow Isles
Summoner's Rift
Twisted Treeline
Noxus
Demacia
...
Chris now knew about everything from the champions to runes to jungle camp.
'God I didn't think that this game changed so much!' Chris exclaimed in his mind. 'However, now that I know what to do, I should be able to win this game,'
Chris did not notice, but on the enemy team was a Yasuo. The champion being played was normal as Yasuo was a high tier champion. However, what was surprising was the player's name, Yassuo.
A residence in New York...
"Alright Twitch chat this is going to be my last game for today. If I don't win this game, I'm going to be triggered. Since I got camped last game, I got destroyed a garbage Zed so this game I hope that I won't get camped," A man with dark skin and a beard said in front of a camera with a smile. "What's my name, it's fucking Yassuo, a top 50 player last season. This game I'll show this Zed how fucking godlike I am,"
As he cracked his knuckle, Yassuo got ready and the game finally started.
As Chris opened up the queue page, he reluctantly gave Riot Games a thumbs up."I see that the queue screen has a better animation and a better music to accompany it! Alright Riot, I see you!"He quickly chose the roles he used to play years ago, Middle and ADC.ADC or Attack Damage Carry is usually a marksman that deals lots of physical damage. Middle is the laner that literally goes to the middle of the map. This would usually be a mage or an assassin.'Oh wait, I forgot, I haven't checked how many champions there are. When I quit, there were around 68 champions. System, how many champions are there in League of Legends?'-As this information is not that important, the system will give it to you for free. There are 130 champions in the game as of today.-'They added more than 60 champions! System, how many points do I have to use to get all the skins and champions in the game,'-To unlock every single champion and skin in the game, Host will have to spend 1000 Hacker Points. Will Host purchase all the skins and champions in League of Legends?-Yes/No'So cheap! Yes!'Thank you for your purchase, Host now has 87,929 Hacker Points.-'Haha! Fuck you Riot Games, not only did I boost myself to Master, I now have all the skins and champions as well for basically free! That's for banning me all those years ago!' Chris felt refreshed now that he finally got Riot Games back. Getting his account banned all those years ago made him pissed as he spent hours upon hours on the game.Chris queued up and after waiting for around 5 minutes, he finally found a match."Finally!" Chris screamed as he quickly pressed the Accept button.After a couple seconds of Chris praying not to go back to queue, the champion select screen appeared and the little circles started to come down to dictate the roles. Chris was given the mid lane."Alright, let's see who should I play today? Let's go to see who's good right now,"Chris quickly started to look up tier lists for League champions and the S tiers were Leblanc, a mage wearing a skimpy outfit, Zed, a ninja that seemed extremely cool, and Irelia, a top laner that Chris was very familiar with.A top laner is the laner that would go to the topside of the map. This person would usually by the tank of the team or the bruiser, a person with a lot of health that would deal a lot of damage as well."Wait, isn't Irelia a top laner?! Alright I'm not picking her. I don't like to play mages so it's Zed I guess," Chris mumbled. After he declared to pick Zed, it was the banning phaseSince he did not know who to ban, he banned Teemo, the one champion he hated from the bottom of his heart.'System, when I level up and am able to go to other worlds, can I go to the League of Legends world just to kill this little bastard?'-Yes, when Host is able to travel to other worlds, the System will keep in mind Host's desire to kill Teemo, the Swift Scout.-Chris grinned evilly and when it was his turn to choose a champion, he quickly chose Zed.'Oh wait! System make a mastery page that's fit for Zed!'-Host, there is no such thing as a mastery page anymore. Riot Games decided to get rid of the old rune pages and change the name of mastery page to rune page-'Oh so no wonder I had so much IP! They "bought" off the runes I had in this account,'-Host, there is also no longer IP. They replaced it with blue essence which can only be acquired by selling champions gained by hextech boxes or champion capsule or during special events Host can gain tokens for finishing missions and Host can exchange blue essence for tokens, but the conversion rate would be really low.-'Well, I have all the champions and skins so that doesn't really matter to me. Since there is no mastery page just make a rune page for me,' Chris said.-That will be 1 Hacker Point, will Host purchase this action?-Yes/No'Yes,' Chris said.-Host has successfully bought an action. Host now has 87,928 points.-'What a stingy bastard. Making me pay for making a rune page that will probably take me 30 seconds to make,'-Host, for that insult, the System was very close to giving you a mission to make a perfect rune page for Zed within 30 seconds.-'Haha... I was just kidding...' Chris said while wryly laughing. Chris started to look at all the skins Zed had and finally chose a skin called PROJECT: Zed. Chris then chose ignite and flash as his summoner spells and the game went to the loading screen.Summoner Spells are the two spells that a player can choose. There are 10 of these currently available with all kinds of effects.-Host has triggered a quest. Win a game! Since your body has been strengthened, your reflexes have also improved. To test how much you have improved, you must win your first game.-Reward: 5000 Hacker Points 1 Regular Lottery Ticket'My first game?! This is my first game in like over 5 years and you want me to win my first game. I'm also playing against master-tiered players. They're only 1 tier behind Challenger tiers, the god amongst men, so they're basically demigods of League of Legends and you want my silver ass to try to beat them! This game is not only about your reflexes you know! It's about how much you know your champion, how much you know the game, your ability to stay calm, pressuring your laner, and so much more!' Chris started to rant.-Since Host is complaining so much, the System will give Host all the information there is to League of Legends. Therefore, by having this knowledge, all Host will need are the reflexes to dodge skills and the ability to make quick decisions during fights so it will come down to whose reflexes are better.-Chris was elated to hear this.'Well, hurry up and give me all the information!'Only a couple seconds later, Chris felt as if his mind was going through an information overload.Shadow IslesSummoner's RiftTwisted TreelineNoxusDemacia...Chris now knew about everything from the champions to runes to jungle camp.'God I didn't think that this game changed so much!' Chris exclaimed in his mind. 'However, now that I know what to do, I should be able to win this game,'Chris did not notice, but on the enemy team was a Yasuo. The champion being played was normal as Yasuo was a high tier champion. However, what was surprising was the player's name, Yassuo.A residence in New York..."Alright Twitch chat this is going to be my last game for today. If I don't win this game, I'm going to be triggered. Since I got camped last game, I got destroyed a garbage Zed so this game I hope that I won't get camped," A man with dark skin and a beard said in front of a camera with a smile. "What's my name, it's fucking Yassuo, a top 50 player last season. This game I'll show this Zed how fucking godlike I am,"As he cracked his knuckle, Yassuo got ready and the game finally started.
