Chapter 36
If audio player doesn't work, press Stop then Play button again
Chris went back upstairs and before he went back to his room, he saw Monica.
"You alright?" Chris asked casually.
"Yeah, it's great that I don't remember anything. Like they say, ignorance is bliss," Monica said while smiling. "So I overheard what Mom said to you downstairs. Well, I'm glad that you're back..."
"Yeah, it's great to be back," Chris said while starting to tear up a little.
"Ahhh, I saw tears!" Monica said to tease Chris.
"Something just got into my eyes," Chris said as he wiped the tears. "Go to your room. I know you have homework to do,"
"Hmph, I already finished it all," Monica said while holding her head up high.
"Good. At least you won't force me to do it like last time," Chris said as he went back to his room.
"Hmph, I just wanted to be with you... (baka onii-chan)" Monica muttered under her breath. After a couple seconds of staring at Chris' door, she went back inside.
(I put parenthesis because she wouldn't know what baka onii-chan means, but the situation was just too perfect...)
When Chris went back inside the room, he immediately bought the Foundation Movement Technique and the Tortoise Stance.
-Thank you for your purchase. Host now has 172,418 Hacker Points. Please close your eyes Host-
Once Chris closed his eyes like when he received the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique, information started to flow in his head
Movement Technique Phase 1: Passed
Phase 2: Passed
...
Phase 5: Passed
Tortoise Stance Phase 1: Passed
Phase 2: Passed
Phase 3: Passed
-Congratulations, Host has bought your first skill. Host has now unlocked Training Room. Please say Training Room in your mind.-
'Training Room,'
In a matter of seconds, Chris felt like his body was in a tornado and he closed his eyes. Only about 5 seconds later, the sickening feeling that Chris felt stopped.
-Host is now in the training room. Do not worry, the sick feeling that Host got will be the first and final time Host will feel that way. More importantly, welcome to the Training Room. In here, time will be a lot slower than in real life. In here 1 hour is 1 second in real life. As Host has just unlocked it, Host can use 7 seconds of the Training Room a day. That means that Host can stay here for 7 hours. Of course, that time will increase with time, but 7 hours is the max so far. Host will not require sleep, food, or water while in the training room so that Host can use it to the max.,-
'Why wasn't this given when I got the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique?' Chris asked.
-Host has not bought the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique, but won it. Like stated earlier, Host is only able to get the training room once Host has bought a skill.-
'Why does it matter? I got a skill regardless. If I had this, I would've been able to reach stage 5 easily,' Chris said.
-Host I will not repeat this information again. This is what the System has decided and Host will respect that decision. The next time Host asks this question, 50,000 Hacker Points will be deducted.-
'Fine. So does this whole conversation count as part of the 7 hours?
-No, the 7 hours will start when the System has determined that Host is starting to train.-
'Alright then, I'll start training right now!'
Chris quickly took out Organ Strengthening Potion and drank it as fast as he could. There was a burning sensation on his tongue and when he swallowed it, he felt as if his throat was on fire.
"The process didn't even start and it hurts like shit!" Chris screamed. However, instead of running around in pain, he sat down in a meditating position and tried to empty his mind.
'Alright this is how those characters did it in those light novels. Empty your mind,' Chris thought. The pain started to come in his penis.
"It's alright. I totally don't feel like my dick is about rip into pieces," Chris muttered under his breath. He kept this up for 5 minutes, but the pain on his dick was still there.
'Wait, I thought that the organ was strengthened after 5 mintues! Why is my dicl still feeling like complete garbage?!' Chris thought as he drank an Organ Nullifying Potion he took out earlier.
-Why in the world did Host think nothing while absorbing Qi for the first time. That is what Host supposed to do after having Qi in the body. However, when taking that first step, Host must actively open all the pores in Host's body to let the Qi in.-
'So did I just waste 5 minutes, 3,500 Hacker Points and all that dick pain?'
-Yes, Host has to strengthen his penis for the second time. However, the good news is that Host's penis will be extra strong and durable.-
'Alright it's not a complete waste,' Chris thought as he took another Organ Strengthening Pill.
Once again, there was a burning sensation on his tongue and throat. After a couple of seconds, his penis once again felt like it was going to get ripped.
'Open your pores, open your pores,' Chris thought as he imagined that there were gigantic holes on his body drawing in all the energy. After a grueling five minutes, the pain on Chris' crotch finally disappeared. Soon his bladders felt like there were 50 years worth of piss in there that wouldn't leave the body.
'Oh god, how much more do I have to do this?' Chris thought as his bladder was getting closer and closer to explosion.
...
Please report us if you find any errors so we can fix it asap!
Chris went back upstairs and before he went back to his room, he saw Monica.
"You alright?" Chris asked casually.
"Yeah, it's great that I don't remember anything. Like they say, ignorance is bliss," Monica said while smiling. "So I overheard what Mom said to you downstairs. Well, I'm glad that you're back..."
"Yeah, it's great to be back," Chris said while starting to tear up a little.
"Ahhh, I saw tears!" Monica said to tease Chris.
"Something just got into my eyes," Chris said as he wiped the tears. "Go to your room. I know you have homework to do,"
"Hmph, I already finished it all," Monica said while holding her head up high.
"Good. At least you won't force me to do it like last time," Chris said as he went back to his room.
"Hmph, I just wanted to be with you... (baka onii-chan)" Monica muttered under her breath. After a couple seconds of staring at Chris' door, she went back inside.
(I put parenthesis because she wouldn't know what baka onii-chan means, but the situation was just too perfect...)
When Chris went back inside the room, he immediately bought the Foundation Movement Technique and the Tortoise Stance.
-Thank you for your purchase. Host now has 172,418 Hacker Points. Please close your eyes Host-
Once Chris closed his eyes like when he received the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique, information started to flow in his head
Movement Technique Phase 1: Passed
Phase 2: Passed
...
Phase 5: Passed
Tortoise Stance Phase 1: Passed
Phase 2: Passed
Phase 3: Passed
-Congratulations, Host has bought your first skill. Host has now unlocked Training Room. Please say Training Room in your mind.-
'Training Room,'
In a matter of seconds, Chris felt like his body was in a tornado and he closed his eyes. Only about 5 seconds later, the sickening feeling that Chris felt stopped.
-Host is now in the training room. Do not worry, the sick feeling that Host got will be the first and final time Host will feel that way. More importantly, welcome to the Training Room. In here, time will be a lot slower than in real life. In here 1 hour is 1 second in real life. As Host has just unlocked it, Host can use 7 seconds of the Training Room a day. That means that Host can stay here for 7 hours. Of course, that time will increase with time, but 7 hours is the max so far. Host will not require sleep, food, or water while in the training room so that Host can use it to the max.,-
'Why wasn't this given when I got the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique?' Chris asked.
-Host has not bought the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique, but won it. Like stated earlier, Host is only able to get the training room once Host has bought a skill.-
'Why does it matter? I got a skill regardless. If I had this, I would've been able to reach stage 5 easily,' Chris said.
-Host I will not repeat this information again. This is what the System has decided and Host will respect that decision. The next time Host asks this question, 50,000 Hacker Points will be deducted.-
'Fine. So does this whole conversation count as part of the 7 hours?
-No, the 7 hours will start when the System has determined that Host is starting to train.-
'Alright then, I'll start training right now!'
Chris quickly took out Organ Strengthening Potion and drank it as fast as he could. There was a burning sensation on his tongue and when he swallowed it, he felt as if his throat was on fire.
"The process didn't even start and it hurts like shit!" Chris screamed. However, instead of running around in pain, he sat down in a meditating position and tried to empty his mind.
'Alright this is how those characters did it in those light novels. Empty your mind,' Chris thought. The pain started to come in his penis.
"It's alright. I totally don't feel like my dick is about rip into pieces," Chris muttered under his breath. He kept this up for 5 minutes, but the pain on his dick was still there.
'Wait, I thought that the organ was strengthened after 5 mintues! Why is my dicl still feeling like complete garbage?!' Chris thought as he drank an Organ Nullifying Potion he took out earlier.
-Why in the world did Host think nothing while absorbing Qi for the first time. That is what Host supposed to do after having Qi in the body. However, when taking that first step, Host must actively open all the pores in Host's body to let the Qi in.-
'So did I just waste 5 minutes, 3,500 Hacker Points and all that dick pain?'
-Yes, Host has to strengthen his penis for the second time. However, the good news is that Host's penis will be extra strong and durable.-
'Alright it's not a complete waste,' Chris thought as he took another Organ Strengthening Pill.
Once again, there was a burning sensation on his tongue and throat. After a couple of seconds, his penis once again felt like it was going to get ripped.
'Open your pores, open your pores,' Chris thought as he imagined that there were gigantic holes on his body drawing in all the energy. After a grueling five minutes, the pain on Chris' crotch finally disappeared. Soon his bladders felt like there were 50 years worth of piss in there that wouldn't leave the body.
'Oh god, how much more do I have to do this?' Chris thought as his bladder was getting closer and closer to explosion.
...
Chris went back upstairs and before he went back to his room, he saw Monica."You alright?" Chris asked casually."Yeah, it's great that I don't remember anything. Like they say, ignorance is bliss," Monica said while smiling. "So I overheard what Mom said to you downstairs. Well, I'm glad that you're back...""Yeah, it's great to be back," Chris said while starting to tear up a little."Ahhh, I saw tears!" Monica said to tease Chris."Something just got into my eyes," Chris said as he wiped the tears. "Go to your room. I know you have homework to do,""Hmph, I already finished it all," Monica said while holding her head up high."Good. At least you won't force me to do it like last time," Chris said as he went back to his room."Hmph, I just wanted to be with you... baka onii-chan" Monica muttered under her breath. After a couple seconds of staring at Chris' door, she went back inside.I put parenthesis because she wouldn't know what baka onii-chan means, but the situation was just too perfect...When Chris went back inside the room, he immediately bought the Foundation Movement Technique and the Tortoise Stance.-Thank you for your purchase. Host now has 172,418 Hacker Points. Please close your eyes Host-Once Chris closed his eyes like when he received the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique, information started to flow in his headMovement Technique Phase 1: PassedPhase 2: Passed...Phase 5: PassedTortoise Stance Phase 1: PassedPhase 2: PassedPhase 3: Passed-Congratulations, Host has bought your first skill. Host has now unlocked Training Room. Please say Training Room in your mind.-'Training Room,'In a matter of seconds, Chris felt like his body was in a tornado and he closed his eyes. Only about 5 seconds later, the sickening feeling that Chris felt stopped.-Host is now in the training room. Do not worry, the sick feeling that Host got will be the first and final time Host will feel that way. More importantly, welcome to the Training Room. In here, time will be a lot slower than in real life. In here 1 hour is 1 second in real life. As Host has just unlocked it, Host can use 7 seconds of the Training Room a day. That means that Host can stay here for 7 hours. Of course, that time will increase with time, but 7 hours is the max so far. Host will not require sleep, food, or water while in the training room so that Host can use it to the max.,-'Why wasn't this given when I got the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique?' Chris asked.-Host has not bought the Supreme Body Cultivation Technique, but won it. Like stated earlier, Host is only able to get the training room once Host has bought a skill.-'Why does it matter? I got a skill regardless. If I had this, I would've been able to reach stage 5 easily,' Chris said.-Host I will not repeat this information again. This is what the System has decided and Host will respect that decision. The next time Host asks this question, 50,000 Hacker Points will be deducted.-'Fine. So does this whole conversation count as part of the 7 hours?-No, the 7 hours will start when the System has determined that Host is starting to train.-'Alright then, I'll start training right now!'Chris quickly took out Organ Strengthening Potion and drank it as fast as he could. There was a burning sensation on his tongue and when he swallowed it, he felt as if his throat was on fire."The process didn't even start and it hurts like shit!" Chris screamed. However, instead of running around in pain, he sat down in a meditating position and tried to empty his mind.'Alright this is how those characters did it in those light novels. Empty your mind,' Chris thought. The pain started to come in his penis."It's alright. I totally don't feel like my dick is about rip into pieces," Chris muttered under his breath. He kept this up for 5 minutes, but the pain on his dick was still there.'Wait, I thought that the organ was strengthened after 5 mintues! Why is my dicl still feeling like complete garbage?!' Chris thought as he drank an Organ Nullifying Potion he took out earlier.-Why in the world did Host think nothing while absorbing Qi for the first time. That is what Host supposed to do after having Qi in the body. However, when taking that first step, Host must actively open all the pores in Host's body to let the Qi in.-'So did I just waste 5 minutes, 3,500 Hacker Points and all that dick pain?'-Yes, Host has to strengthen his penis for the second time. However, the good news is that Host's penis will be extra strong and durable.-'Alright it's not a complete waste,' Chris thought as he took another Organ Strengthening Pill.Once again, there was a burning sensation on his tongue and throat. After a couple of seconds, his penis once again felt like it was going to get ripped.'Open your pores, open your pores,' Chris thought as he imagined that there were gigantic holes on his body drawing in all the energy. After a grueling five minutes, the pain on Chris' crotch finally disappeared. Soon his bladders felt like there were 50 years worth of piss in there that wouldn't leave the body.'Oh god, how much more do I have to do this?' Chris thought as his bladder was getting closer and closer to explosion....
