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I’m Hui Tai Lang - Chapter 1

Published at 13th of June 2016 01:02:36 PM


Chapter 1

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Chapter 1: I’m a wolf cub

When I woke up, I noticed that I was no longer lying on the hospital bed and my surrounding was pitch black, seems like I have entered netherworld.

Is netherworld like this? How come there are no Ox-head and Horse-Face nor King of Hell Yama?

TL: Ox-head and Horse-Face are the guardians of Underworld in chinese mythology.

 

Most likely, after waiting for a while, they’ll come and receive me!

 

Might as well find a comfortable position to lie down in.

 

Regarding death, a year ago, after the hospital detected that I have contracted cancer, I have prepared myself.

 

Everytime I see my father and mother, in order to let me live a bit longer, have spent so much pointless expenses, just makes me feel so uncomfortable. My little brother is still studying, our old Yang family can still continue to burn incense to pay respect to our ancestors. Although I want to live, but I don’t want to be a burden to the others.

TL: Seems to be some kind of tradition requiring a male descendant to pay respect to their ancestors, otherwise it would be unfilial or something.

SnowTime: Means that the male line is still alive, the name still exists since when you marry off your daughter, the offsprings they have don’t count as part of the family anymore so it isn’t the main line. But the daughter still counts as part of the family they are from, as such, if they do anything bad, it still damages the family they come from.

In the cave, I smiled a little, Ox-Head and Horse-Face from the legends have yet to arrive, this makes me feel a bit uneasy.

 

I wonder how those two look like?

I’m really a bit interested.

After waiting for a long time, I almost fell asleep.

 

He inwardly cursed those two guys in his mind: If you guys still don’t come, then, when I meet King of Hell Yama, I’ll complain, it’ll be best if you guys get investigated and fired from office!

 

Just when I was getting impatient, a rustling noise was heard beside my ears.

 

They came!

 

But the ones he had waited for was not Ox-Head and Horse-Face, instead it was a washbowl sized wolf head.

 

That’s right, it’s exactly a wolf head.

 

I couldn’t help but be puzzled; Could it be that they have decided to keep up with the times and promote the younger officers so netherworld’s soul escort emissaries have changed?

 

I believe that’s so, Ox-Head and Horse-Face have worked assiduously for several thousands of years in netherworld, it’s about time to retire, maybe they’re even playing chess and drinking tea at the old people’s home right now!

TL: lol he sure can curse!

 

“Are you here to receive me?”

I opened my mouth to talk, however I could only produce “wan wan” sounds.

 

Something’s odd!

 

The wolf head didn’t say anything either, it opened its bloody mouth wide open, as if it wants to swallow me, I hurriedly drew back my body in fright.

 

The truth really wasn’t like I had imagined, the adult wolf bit my nape and lifted me up.

 

I noticed just now, this isn’t some netherworld staff, but rather it was a real wolf all along, a four legged with a tail wolf.

 

In this darkness, I can still clearly see my surrounding, following which I also noticed an astonishing matter, I fucking haven’t died, I’m still alive, my nape hurts abit and I have also become a wolf!

More accurately, I’m a wolf cub.

 

Gray fur, four legged and also a cute small tail!

 

How should I describe my current frame of mind?

 

One moment clear to cloudy, another moment cloudy to clear.

 

I’m both happy that I haven’t died and have been reborn but also dissatisfied for becoming a wolf cub, to the extent of being scared.

 

Nowadays, poachers are too rampant, I might someday die under their gun!

 

No matter what, I’ll still accept my new life, however it’s said, it’s still something worth celebrating.

 

Even saying rather be a dog in times of peace than be a human in times of war, moreover I’m a wolf, at least I’m much better than a dog by a level!

 

Walking out the cave, the dazzling light made me somewhat unable to adapt for a moment.

 

The big wolf, without any qualms, threw me to the meadow, not even being a bit gentler and worrying a bit about my small physique.

Bathing on the meadow, I raised my head toward the cloudless blue sky, the sun’s gentle sunshine shone lazily upon my body.


So wonderful!

Only those who have lost their lives can understand how treasured being alive is.

 

I excitedly ran on the meadow, my body seems to be a bit feeble, having repeatedly stumbled on weeds; And fell flat on my face(literally dog eat shit)… Ehum, wrong, it’s fell flat on my face(literally wolf eat shit)… That’s also wrong!

 

Running to a steep slope, lying on the meadow; The grass blades don’t even give any face at all, sticking my nose.

TL: Face means respect in Chinese

 

So itchy it made me sneeze.

I took a bit of it, extremely good grass taste, just that the taste wasn’t anywhere good, so I threw it up.

Afterwards, I found another piece of incredibly good news, between my two hind legs, there’s also a small worm!

I’m still a male wolf, thank heavens!

 

Standing up, lowering my head and looking down below, shaking a bit, seeing it rocking back and forth; Once again I recovered my self-confidence as a male.

 

Only now did I take notice of my surrounding, as as the  eyes can see on the grassland, it was full packs of white wolves, at least over ten thousands of wolves, looking at them makes even my scalp grow numb.

 

If there are people walking through here, there’s no need to doubt that even their bones won’t remain.

 

At the same time, I’m also thinking where exactly is this, how could there be so many wolves, even if it’s in Africa, I’m afraid there’s no way for over ten thousands of wolves to gather together!

 

I really want to ask around a bit where this is.

 

I’m afraid this place isn’t on Earth!

Not on Earth?

 

I’m a bit grieved, I’m afraid that in this lifetime I won’t ever be able to meet my father and mother again.

 

However, after thinking a bit, even if he was on Earth, he probably wouldn’t dare to approach cities.

 

Unless he get’s locked in a zoo.

 

Just when I was recalling the joys and sorrows of my previous life; Sufferings and joys, complex feelings surged in my mind, when I was almost in the mood to write poems, some unknown bastard kicked my butt.

 

Just with my frail physique and in addition that I wasn’t paying attention; I directly rolled down with a “Gulu Gulu” sound from the small hillside.

 

In this rolling, I have at the very least rolled 100 revolutions, by the time I stopped, I had already rolled until I was dizzy and seeing stars.

 

Fortunately I hadn’t rolled into any stones, plus I’m clever and quick-witted; Just when I was about to roll, I curled my body into a ball, even tucked in my tail, in this way I rolled smooth and unhindered with style!


Looking from Heaven’s point of view, it’s just a small meat ball rolling down.

 

Even rolling so stylishly, I’m probably the first person to do it since ancient times till now!

 

However, exactly which bastard is it that pushed me down?

 

Could it be that he doesn’t know this is very dangerous? That it’s very easy for accidents to happen?

This kind of mischiefs will certainly get you sent to detention for!

With great difficulty, I suppressed the nauseous feeling and stood up with difficulty, tremblingly, I walked toward the small hillside; I really want to see just who exactly made a move against this young master!

 

I lowered my body as much as possible and slowly climbed upward, how come earlier I didn’t notice this slope was this steep?

 

Could it be that I climbed in the wrong direction?

 

However, it’s already impossible to stop midways, I noticed after having climbed halfway up, It’s impossible to turn back and start over once more.

 

I went through thousands of hardship, of untold difficulties and dangers one after another and finally, had placed my claws on the summit of the hillside.

 

But even I wouldn’t rashly rush up, in case that the one who pushed me down is a big wolf, what would I do then?

 

It’s still better to secretly glance around abit!

 

After a look, I felt relieved, the one who pushed me down was actually a white wolf cub about the same size as myself.

 

Currently, this wolf cub was completely unaware that his enemy was lurking in the shadows in front, already prepared to attack him.

It was currently lying there, basking in the sun.

 

I feel it’s really hateful, that treasured spot is mine.

 

Just when I was sneakily planning to get my small body up there, the wolf cub basking in the sun opened its eyes, just so happened to see me.

 

I was alarmed, at the same time inwardly prayed, hoping it wouldn’t pay attention to me.

 

However, the scenario didn’t play out like that, the little wolf stood up and sprinted to me, looked down on me from high up.

 

Of course it’s looking down on me from high up, half of my body still has yet to climb up.

 

It’s eyes have a somewhat curious look, that’s right, that’s a curious look.

 

I feel like he’ll become an evil spirit soon; However right now being unable to either climb up nor climb down, it sure isn’t a good time to duel; With great effort, I squeezed out a smile from my face, wanting to express my own goodwill.

The little wolf cub seems to have been deceived, it’s eyes became friendly; I feel like my objective will soon be accomplished, I’m really the smartest wolf in the wolf world.

 

But, why are you biting my ear?

 

I’m unable speak out my words, only able to let out “ao ao” sounds.

 

The white wolf also shouts along with me.

 

After finishing shouting, it continued to intimately bite my ear, apparently it have really considered me as it’s playmate.

 

But you can’t do this, dear.

My ear was both hurting and itching, and while I was not fully paying attention I fell down again with a “gululu” sound..

“F*ck you Master!” While I was falling, I shouted in a loud voice.


SnowTime Note: Being sarcastic since the other wolf was acting although cute and playful, also overbearing and kind of lording of him… like a Master

The small white wolf looked at its newly befriended playmate with a somewhat inconceivable look. Listening to the sounds, it seems to have gotten angry.

 

After being bullied twice by a newborn wolf cub, how could I possibly tolerate that?

 

Switching to an almost flat hillside, I your, Wolf Boss have returned again.

 

This time after just having climbed up, was at once discovered by the white wolf; I solemnly waited, stepping One-Two Step dribble, I approached it with feints.

TL: Dwayne Wade’s One-Two Step dribble

 

This injustice, regarding this reincarnator’s honor, is intolerable to disrespect!

 

Taking the opportunity while he’s not paying attention, I speedily rushed up and directly pushed it down to the ground.

 

Little lamb!

 

So long as I focus my attention a bit, you won’t have the slightest chance to turn the tables!

 

The little white wolf looked at me with astonishment and aggrievedly shouted out a few times. It totally didn’t know that so friendly little buddy from just a moment ago, unexpectedly would deal with it in such a way, and felt a bit wronged.

 

No matter how more wronged, I won’t let you go.

I lowered my body, shoved a few times, pushing it to the edge of the hillside, down below is the steep slope I had rolled down twice.

 

A tooth for a tooth, blood for blood.

 

Sweetie, down you go!

 

I was full of confidence, with just a light push, I can say goodbye to it.

 

Just at this moment, the little white wolf opened its mouth; I firmly blanked and vigilantly stared at it.

 

I can see that it most likely want to spit on me.

 

Suddenly, a flow of white air gushed out from the little white wolf’s mouth; Saliva, I can dodge by relying on my nimbleness; But with this white air, I have completely fallen into its trap.

 

What is this thing?

 

Magic?

From head to toe, I felt cold, seems like I have been frozen, the grey fur on my body was also covered in hoar frost.

 

Could it be that I have crossed to a world that has these things.

 

I looked on helplessly as the little white wolf, this wolf fellow, step by step pushed me down the steep slope.

 

This time, I’m unable to curl into a ball and roll with style.

 

Just when I was rolling down the hillside, a burst of “di di” sounds sounded from my body: “Rolling type charging process starting, System charging initialized, 1%……3%……6%……20%.”

 





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