Chapter 23
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Before Shu Yidan, the divine energy was gathering together, forming a body that would be birthed with the level of a Saint, equivalent to the realm before True Immortal.
But what Shu Yidan was more interested in was the core of the gathering energy. It was microscopic and was around the size of a single dust grain. Shu Yidan's eyes could notice the way it was forged, and it looked like a microchip more than anything else.
Shu Yidan was quite surprised seeing that. It was something that was from his True Immortal days, after all. Apart from his True Immortal divine sense, he didn't expect anything to survive that tribulation.
When the divine energy from the core finally formed a virtual body, Shu Yidan's doubts disappeared. The short red hair girl with simple white clothing was indeed his belonging.
"I didn't expect you, my new master, to bring me out the moment I gave you this set of missions. Aren't teens quite interested in the opposite sex~?" With a purring note, the girl who would be a Saint asked with a wink.
"After all this time… you disappoint me." Shu Yidan's reply was said with a solemn note.
"To oppose Yang Yi, I needed a supreme blade and so, I refined you. I sacrificed my time and cultivation, my blood and flesh, my qi and essence into refining you. At that final battle, you were shattered into pieces, your spirit completely dissipating. I could certainly buy a new weapon, but my attachment to the blade I forged was too large, and so I seeked all ways to revive you. Finally. I even joined the Technological Immortal Alliance…
And now you treat me like this?" Hearing Shu Yidan's long list of blaming, the woman, no the Blade Spirit smiled.
"Heh, the boy who luckily found me even wants to pretend to be the great Shu Yidan? A Golden Core brat like you certainly shares my master's cultivation, but where are the totems?" Hearing that question, Shu Yidan wryly smiled.
Then, the wind started blowing and the sky started shaking. The energy in the area surrounding Shu Yidan started to disappear. Even the flowing air started to freeze solid, and it was as if the world was about to end.
"Heaven-Wind Apocalypse Domain?! Master, it is really you?!" Seeing that, the red haired girl spoke in shock.
"Yeah, so you should think over…-" Shu Yidan was going to remonstrate his useless Blade Spirit more, when he was barreled into.
"You are alive! And you managed to get a similar body as well?! It amazing, so so amazing!! Master, this time you should treasure your life and lineage, marry a few beauties, leave a few children behind… During that time, you didn't dare have any children and… wait, that piece of trash Yang Yi is dead right?! Did you smash up that Heavenfall Spear as well to avenge me?! Also, what happened to that trash's…" Hugging Shu Yidan tightly, she squeezed Shu Yidan's head between her moderately sized chest. And simultaneously asking question after question with an overenthusiastic edge, Shu Yidan should have been overwhelmed.
"Mhmp… Mhmp…" Shu Yidan groaned out some unintelligible words.
"Oh, you nuked the entire Yang Minor Plane to get that fucking pansy to appear?! Damn, those fucking bitches got off with quick deaths! I wanted to whore them out and…" After saying a string of shocking sentences not suitable for any viewers below age 999, the incessant amount of questions continued.
"Mhmp… Mhmp…" The words that should have been incomprehensible were somehow understandable to the Blade Spirit. And so the two continued with their conversation, after their reunion after countless years.
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"So, this is a tim-." Before the Blade Spirit could say anything more, Shu Yidan tapped her lips.
"Don't acknowledge what has happened. Just ignore it and go on like you didn't notice anything. After coming this far, I was to die to a paradox of all things." Hearing Shu Yidan's words, the red-haired woman nodded solemnly.
"So, this is kinda unexpected. Not only did I follow alongside you through time and space, I was even gained a System! Plus there is the Divine Energy as well! This is fucking awesome! Remind me how this all happened again?" Seeing the Blade Spirit who seemed to have ascended to the Ninth Heaven, Shu Yidan couldn't help a smile either.
"So, back then against Yang Yi, you were completely, utterly destroyed. I sealed the remnants of your shattered spiritual fragments, but unless time was reversed, it was impossible to reconstruct you. And… well, after I was done with Yang Yi, the measures I took to ward against his revival included warding against temporal techniques." The reincarnated Blade Spirit nodded at his explanation.
"Anyway, I was a True Immortal at that time. One who had fucked up his cultivation so hard that an inescapable tribulation was coming to destroy him, but still, a True Immortal. The Technological Immortal Alliance approached me and I decided to trade me the Restricted Spirit Crystal – RXW7651 in exchange for me joining them." Saying this, Shu Yidan thought about how to phrase his statement. "It is… well, basically a memory card. From what they explained to me, it uses the principle of 'even permanently deleted data can be brought back as long as traces of it remain in the system.' So well, I implanted you into the Restricted Spirit Crystal and stored the Restricted Spirit Crystal in my soul. At that time, my tribulation was coming and I needed to make every moment count to reincarnate successfully…"
Having explained this, Shu Yidan smiled. He hadn't just reincarnated successfully, adding the time travel on top, it was a fucking Great Success!
"Anyway, you should have taken millions of years to return, but I guess the time travel cancelled that requirement out? And as for the System, well, maybe your resentment of Yang Yi and the technological source of the Restricted Spirit Crystal came together to form a System to destroy him and those of his likeliness?" Shu Yidan could only guess.
"Anyway, you need to do something about the new missions! You aren't turning me into a manwhore, damn it!" Done with the explanations, Shu Yidan began with the main topic!
"Is it truly so bad? The Divine Energy is coming from your true homeworld, so the requirements for accepting it are so lowered. You don't need to grant some divine abilities or protect anyone! They just want you to have some sex!
This is your Sect, you've spent 250 years protecting this place, your predecessor's identity is also the young master of this Sect… Even this moment, if you barge in the female disciple's dorms to attack, you'll be welcomed with open arms! If you don't take advantage, what is even the meaning…" Hearing the extra-passionate argument, Shu Yidan wanted to facepalm!
"By the way, the people from your homeworld are truly too generous with faith! I think that if I manage to absorb some more, I can upgrade the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting System into the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting Dual Cultivation System!! The people from your homeworld will love it, I am sure, maybe even more than you! Just think about it!" Saying this with a winning smile, the Blade Spirit caused her breasts to bounce with a jump!
"Add the high cultivation speed of Dual Cultivation with the power to hunt down cockroaches like Yang Yi! A Perfect System! Don't you like it?!" Shu Yidan was going to reply when the Blade Spirit spoke more.
"Friend who is reading this on a screen! Help my argument! Comment [SHU YIDAN MANWHORE PLAN START] and support me with your faith! If you do so, this goddess shall take immediate action!" Saying these words while pointing at the sky, the Blade Spirit had a strangely solemn expression. "…Also, I want a damn name."
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Before Shu Yidan, the divine energy was gathering together, forming a body that would be birthed with the level of a Saint, equivalent to the realm before True Immortal.
But what Shu Yidan was more interested in was the core of the gathering energy. It was microscopic and was around the size of a single dust grain. Shu Yidan's eyes could notice the way it was forged, and it looked like a microchip more than anything else.
Shu Yidan was quite surprised seeing that. It was something that was from his True Immortal days, after all. Apart from his True Immortal divine sense, he didn't expect anything to survive that tribulation.
When the divine energy from the core finally formed a virtual body, Shu Yidan's doubts disappeared. The short red hair girl with simple white clothing was indeed his belonging.
"I didn't expect you, my new master, to bring me out the moment I gave you this set of missions. Aren't teens quite interested in the opposite sex~?" With a purring note, the girl who would be a Saint asked with a wink.
"After all this time… you disappoint me." Shu Yidan's reply was said with a solemn note.
"To oppose Yang Yi, I needed a supreme blade and so, I refined you. I sacrificed my time and cultivation, my blood and flesh, my qi and essence into refining you. At that final battle, you were shattered into pieces, your spirit completely dissipating. I could certainly buy a new weapon, but my attachment to the blade I forged was too large, and so I seeked all ways to revive you. Finally. I even joined the Technological Immortal Alliance…
And now you treat me like this?" Hearing Shu Yidan's long list of blaming, the woman, no the Blade Spirit smiled.
"Heh, the boy who luckily found me even wants to pretend to be the great Shu Yidan? A Golden Core brat like you certainly shares my master's cultivation, but where are the totems?" Hearing that question, Shu Yidan wryly smiled.
Then, the wind started blowing and the sky started shaking. The energy in the area surrounding Shu Yidan started to disappear. Even the flowing air started to freeze solid, and it was as if the world was about to end.
"Heaven-Wind Apocalypse Domain?! Master, it is really you?!" Seeing that, the red haired girl spoke in shock.
"Yeah, so you should think over…-" Shu Yidan was going to remonstrate his useless Blade Spirit more, when he was barreled into.
"You are alive! And you managed to get a similar body as well?! It amazing, so so amazing!! Master, this time you should treasure your life and lineage, marry a few beauties, leave a few children behind… During that time, you didn't dare have any children and… wait, that piece of trash Yang Yi is dead right?! Did you smash up that Heavenfall Spear as well to avenge me?! Also, what happened to that trash's…" Hugging Shu Yidan tightly, she squeezed Shu Yidan's head between her moderately sized chest. And simultaneously asking question after question with an overenthusiastic edge, Shu Yidan should have been overwhelmed.
"Mhmp… Mhmp…" Shu Yidan groaned out some unintelligible words.
"Oh, you nuked the entire Yang Minor Plane to get that fucking pansy to appear?! Damn, those fucking bitches got off with quick deaths! I wanted to whore them out and…" After saying a string of shocking sentences not suitable for any viewers below age 999, the incessant amount of questions continued.
"Mhmp… Mhmp…" The words that should have been incomprehensible were somehow understandable to the Blade Spirit. And so the two continued with their conversation, after their reunion after countless years.
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"So, this is a tim-." Before the Blade Spirit could say anything more, Shu Yidan tapped her lips.
"Don't acknowledge what has happened. Just ignore it and go on like you didn't notice anything. After coming this far, I was to die to a paradox of all things." Hearing Shu Yidan's words, the red-haired woman nodded solemnly.
"So, this is kinda unexpected. Not only did I follow alongside you through time and space, I was even gained a System! Plus there is the Divine Energy as well! This is fucking awesome! Remind me how this all happened again?" Seeing the Blade Spirit who seemed to have ascended to the Ninth Heaven, Shu Yidan couldn't help a smile either.
"So, back then against Yang Yi, you were completely, utterly destroyed. I sealed the remnants of your shattered spiritual fragments, but unless time was reversed, it was impossible to reconstruct you. And… well, after I was done with Yang Yi, the measures I took to ward against his revival included warding against temporal techniques." The reincarnated Blade Spirit nodded at his explanation.
"Anyway, I was a True Immortal at that time. One who had fucked up his cultivation so hard that an inescapable tribulation was coming to destroy him, but still, a True Immortal. The Technological Immortal Alliance approached me and I decided to trade me the Restricted Spirit Crystal – RXW7651 in exchange for me joining them." Saying this, Shu Yidan thought about how to phrase his statement. "It is… well, basically a memory card. From what they explained to me, it uses the principle of 'even permanently deleted data can be brought back as long as traces of it remain in the system.' So well, I implanted you into the Restricted Spirit Crystal and stored the Restricted Spirit Crystal in my soul. At that time, my tribulation was coming and I needed to make every moment count to reincarnate successfully…"
Having explained this, Shu Yidan smiled. He hadn't just reincarnated successfully, adding the time travel on top, it was a fucking Great Success!
"Anyway, you should have taken millions of years to return, but I guess the time travel cancelled that requirement out? And as for the System, well, maybe your resentment of Yang Yi and the technological source of the Restricted Spirit Crystal came together to form a System to destroy him and those of his likeliness?" Shu Yidan could only guess.
"Anyway, you need to do something about the new missions! You aren't turning me into a manwhore, damn it!" Done with the explanations, Shu Yidan began with the main topic!
"Is it truly so bad? The Divine Energy is coming from your true homeworld, so the requirements for accepting it are so lowered. You don't need to grant some divine abilities or protect anyone! They just want you to have some sex!
This is your Sect, you've spent 250 years protecting this place, your predecessor's identity is also the young master of this Sect… Even this moment, if you barge in the female disciple's dorms to attack, you'll be welcomed with open arms! If you don't take advantage, what is even the meaning…" Hearing the extra-passionate argument, Shu Yidan wanted to facepalm!
"By the way, the people from your homeworld are truly too generous with faith! I think that if I manage to absorb some more, I can upgrade the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting System into the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting Dual Cultivation System!! The people from your homeworld will love it, I am sure, maybe even more than you! Just think about it!" Saying this with a winning smile, the Blade Spirit caused her breasts to bounce with a jump!
"Add the high cultivation speed of Dual Cultivation with the power to hunt down cockroaches like Yang Yi! A Perfect System! Don't you like it?!" Shu Yidan was going to reply when the Blade Spirit spoke more.
"Friend who is reading this on a screen! Help my argument! Comment [SHU YIDAN MANWHORE PLAN START] and support me with your faith! If you do so, this goddess shall take immediate action!" Saying these words while pointing at the sky, the Blade Spirit had a strangely solemn expression. "…Also, I want a damn name."
Before Shu Yidan, the divine energy was gathering together, forming a body that would be birthed with the level of a Saint, equivalent to the realm before True Immortal.But what Shu Yidan was more interested in was the core of the gathering energy. It was microscopic and was around the size of a single dust grain. Shu Yidan's eyes could notice the way it was forged, and it looked like a microchip more than anything else.Shu Yidan was quite surprised seeing that. It was something that was from his True Immortal days, after all. Apart from his True Immortal divine sense, he didn't expect anything to survive that tribulation.When the divine energy from the core finally formed a virtual body, Shu Yidan's doubts disappeared. The short red hair girl with simple white clothing was indeed his belonging."I didn't expect you, my new master, to bring me out the moment I gave you this set of missions. Aren't teens quite interested in the opposite sex~?" With a purring note, the girl who would be a Saint asked with a wink."After all this time you disappoint me." Shu Yidan's reply was said with a solemn note."To oppose Yang Yi, I needed a supreme blade and so, I refined you. I sacrificed my time and cultivation, my blood and flesh, my qi and essence into refining you. At that final battle, you were shattered into pieces, your spirit completely dissipating. I could certainly buy a new weapon, but my attachment to the blade I forged was too large, and so I seeked all ways to revive you. Finally. I even joined the Technological Immortal AllianceAnd now you treat me like this?" Hearing Shu Yidan's long list of blaming, the woman, no the Blade Spirit smiled."Heh, the boy who luckily found me even wants to pretend to be the great Shu Yidan? A Golden Core brat like you certainly shares my master's cultivation, but where are the totems?" Hearing that question, Shu Yidan wryly smiled.Then, the wind started blowing and the sky started shaking. The energy in the area surrounding Shu Yidan started to disappear. Even the flowing air started to freeze solid, and it was as if the world was about to end."Heaven-Wind Apocalypse Domain?! Master, it is really you?!" Seeing that, the red haired girl spoke in shock."Yeah, so you should think over-" Shu Yidan was going to remonstrate his useless Blade Spirit more, when he was barreled into."You are alive! And you managed to get a similar body as well?! It amazing, so so amazing!! Master, this time you should treasure your life and lineage, marry a few beauties, leave a few children behind During that time, you didn't dare have any children and wait, that piece of trash Yang Yi is dead right?! Did you smash up that Heavenfall Spear as well to avenge me?! Also, what happened to that trash's" Hugging Shu Yidan tightly, she squeezed Shu Yidan's head between her moderately sized chest. And simultaneously asking question after question with an overenthusiastic edge, Shu Yidan should have been overwhelmed."Mhmp Mhmp" Shu Yidan groaned out some unintelligible words."Oh, you nuked the entire Yang Minor Plane to get that fucking pansy to appear?! Damn, those fucking bitches got off with quick deaths! I wanted to whore them out and" After saying a string of shocking sentences not suitable for any viewers below age 999, the incessant amount of questions continued."Mhmp Mhmp" The words that should have been incomprehensible were somehow understandable to the Blade Spirit. And so the two continued with their conversation, after their reunion after countless years.+++"So, this is a tim-." Before the Blade Spirit could say anything more, Shu Yidan tapped her lips."Don't acknowledge what has happened. Just ignore it and go on like you didn't notice anything. After coming this far, I was to die to a paradox of all things." Hearing Shu Yidan's words, the red-haired woman nodded solemnly."So, this is kinda unexpected. Not only did I follow alongside you through time and space, I was even gained a System! Plus there is the Divine Energy as well! This is fucking awesome! Remind me how this all happened again?" Seeing the Blade Spirit who seemed to have ascended to the Ninth Heaven, Shu Yidan couldn't help a smile either."So, back then against Yang Yi, you were completely, utterly destroyed. I sealed the remnants of your shattered spiritual fragments, but unless time was reversed, it was impossible to reconstruct you. And well, after I was done with Yang Yi, the measures I took to ward against his revival included warding against temporal techniques." The reincarnated Blade Spirit nodded at his explanation."Anyway, I was a True Immortal at that time. One who had fucked up his cultivation so hard that an inescapable tribulation was coming to destroy him, but still, a True Immortal. The Technological Immortal Alliance approached me and I decided to trade me the Restricted Spirit Crystal RXW7651 in exchange for me joining them." Saying this, Shu Yidan thought about how to phrase his statement. "It is well, basically a memory card. From what they explained to me, it uses the principle of 'even permanently deleted data can be brought back as long as traces of it remain in the system.' So well, I implanted you into the Restricted Spirit Crystal and stored the Restricted Spirit Crystal in my soul. At that time, my tribulation was coming and I needed to make every moment count to reincarnate successfully"Having explained this, Shu Yidan smiled. He hadn't just reincarnated successfully, adding the time travel on top, it was a fucking Great Success!"Anyway, you should have taken millions of years to return, but I guess the time travel cancelled that requirement out? And as for the System, well, maybe your resentment of Yang Yi and the technological source of the Restricted Spirit Crystal came together to form a System to destroy him and those of his likeliness?" Shu Yidan could only guess."Anyway, you need to do something about the new missions! You aren't turning me into a manwhore, damn it!" Done with the explanations, Shu Yidan began with the main topic!"Is it truly so bad? The Divine Energy is coming from your true homeworld, so the requirements for accepting it are so lowered. You don't need to grant some divine abilities or protect anyone! They just want you to have some sex!This is your Sect, you've spent 250 years protecting this place, your predecessor's identity is also the young master of this Sect Even this moment, if you barge in the female disciple's dorms to attack, you'll be welcomed with open arms! If you don't take advantage, what is even the meaning" Hearing the extra-passionate argument, Shu Yidan wanted to facepalm!"By the way, the people from your homeworld are truly too generous with faith! I think that if I manage to absorb some more, I can upgrade the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting System into the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting Dual Cultivation System!! The people from your homeworld will love it, I am sure, maybe even more than you! Just think about it!" Saying this with a winning smile, the Blade Spirit caused her breasts to bounce with a jump!"Add the high cultivation speed of Dual Cultivation with the power to hunt down cockroaches like Yang Yi! A Perfect System! Don't you like it?!" Shu Yidan was going to reply when the Blade Spirit spoke more."Friend who is reading this on a screen! Help my argument! Comment SHU YIDAN MANWHORE PLAN START and support me with your faith! If you do so, this goddess shall take immediate action!" Saying these words while pointing at the sky, the Blade Spirit had a strangely solemn expression. "Also, I want a damn name."
