To the Healer Association, Please
Healing grandpas and grandmas.
After I’ve made my decision to participate in the Grand Golem Masters…
I returned to Healer Association in a rush.
Un! It’s for my job! I’ve completely forgotten about it! I was narrowly on time…
If I didn’t ride on Riot… I would’ve been out. Friends are great to be have! (Dark Smile)
In addition, Riot is currently dead in my room. I’ll treat him to Peachy-sensei latter…
「Please take care of yourself~」
The treatment for a grandpa who said that his knees hurt is over. After the war had ended, the regulars here are usually elderlies with joint pain or children with a cold.
Un, it’s peaceful.
「Saintess-sama! It’s an emergency! !」
Oi… so sudden, who is it that destroyed the laid-back atmosphere! ?
「Gfuu…」
A young lad that is missing one of his arm and leg was carried to me.
He has short green hair and thick eyebrows with widely open double-edged eyelid. His face is small, like a girl.
… Only his face though!
His body is well trained, although it is thin, it is full of muscles. When he came last time, I tried touching it, but it was rock hard! ? Was something that I almost blurted out. That was dangerous…
「It’s you again, you’re completely wrecked… 」
「Sorry」
Was what the lad said. His name is Arnold Schulzer and he is an adventurer.
After the war ended… he is the only one that comes in with such an idiot-like injury.
「Seriously, don’t you know that it’d be too late if you’re brought in after you died?」
「Hehe…」
I promptly applied Heal onto him. His arm and leg regrew right before our eyes. It’s an amazing sight no matter how many times I’ve seen it…
Depending on the one looking at it, it could be disgusting…
「No matter how many times I see it, it is quite splendid. Even if I get I injured, I can do my job with peace of mind!」
Ahahaha! Arnold laughed pleasantly. You were just at death’s door and … you’re already laughing! ? … How tough.
Maybe if you don’t have at least this much, you can’t be an adventurer?
「That is only if you have your life. If you die, there’d be people that’ll grieve for you so don’t be reckless.」
「Well… I no longer have anyone… that’d grieve for me, so it’s fine.」
Now that he mentioned that… in the past he did say that both his parents were dead. That was a thoughtless comment… but this is different.
「At the very least, there is one in front of you.」
「… Haha, that’s nice to hear. Then, it might be nice for me to live a bit longer.」
Saying something that heavy… this lightly.
Fumu, even if I can heal the wound, I can’t heal the heart…
It’d be nice if I can simply heal it magic, but… it’s impossible.
Arnold cheerfully left the room. I hope that he doesn’t act recklessly again.
The only one that should be coming here are elderlies with nerve pain and children. It is definitely better if there are no patients.
I took one sip out of the tea that is on the desk. It had become cold …
「Fuu… an injury in the mind」
I’m thinking about something difficult.
… Nufuu, my head started hurting!
「Oh no, a thinking headache! Alright, I’ll escape from reality to cool down my head!」
I recall the time that I entered the bath with Eleanor. There was no useless fat… a splendid body and a rich pair of breast that keeps my eyes nailed! There are no useless hair! And then, the hair down there…
「Oii… that was too much, my head is now boiling!」
My body wiggled around, writhing in agony.
「Saintess-sama?」
「Let’s leave her alone for a bit… 」
I was given a strange consideration…
◆◆◆
「Were you trying to kill me?」
「I didn’t have any bad intention, but I did have the malice.」
「Isn’t that already no good!」 , retorted Riot. After my job was over, I was scolded by Riot when I returned back to my room.
My bad? Being that absurd… If it wasn’t Riot, I wouldn’t have made it. Riot got up from my bed and ate the Peachy-sensei that was cut into bite size.
It seems that when he got here, he had already reached the limit of his stamina…
After he let me down, he let out a 「Gfuu」and drop down to the floor. On that occasion… his head just so happen to land on the kenzan and got stuck. Everyone who was watching was stuck with terror.
As punishment, I’m feeding Riot Peachy-sensei while saying 「Ah~n」.
… I was forced to do this!
Such a thing~! ?
In my brain, I’m carrying out a series of our interactions. It is the so-called escaping from reality. … There’s no helping it. (white eyes)
Because… this is surprisingly embarrassing! If someone was to see this…
「Nfufu… You guys seem close? I’ve brought Museru and the others.」
Kyaaaaa! ? I was seeeeeeeeeeeen! ?
I hid my face with my hands.
Un, I can feel myself wiggling around. My ears are also lower than they’re supposed to be. They are definitely bright red! !
「Nfufu… How nice, how innocent.」
「Don’t tease El too much… you’ll explode.」
While saying 「Oo… scary, scary.」 Pururu placed Museru on the table next to me. Museru motionlessly stared at me.
「Museru… Pururu is bullying me」
「It is only natural that you want to bully a cute girl.」
Seeing Pururu laugh with a Kusukusu, Museru took up a posture to protest. With a clamor, it raised its arm to appeal that it’s angry.
「Aah, sorry. It was my bad.」
Seeing Pururu apologized, Museru stopped its act of protesting. It already forgave her! As expected of a Rank SSS, it isn’t just for show!
「It’s a good kid that think of its owner.」
Pururu is gently patting Museru’s head. Museru look like its enjoying it.
I took a bite from Peachy-sensei.
Bite, bite… chew, chew… swallow.
It’s sweet and juicy. This taste had calmed down my mind that was burning.
「Fuu… I’m back to sanity! 」
「That’s great」
「Nyan! !」
Tsutsuou snuggled close to Riot’s side. Because it is a small type golem, it is quite nimble.
「Ou, Shishiou… welcome back.」
Riot gently caresses Tsutsuou’s throat. Tsutsuou happily purr at his action.
「Thanks, Pururu!」
「You’re welcome, it wasn’t that big of deal.」
How… did it become like this? Although it was my fault…
I recall the situation of that time.
◆◆◆
I’ve completely lost track of time as I was preoccupied with Golem Masters.
I was looking at Museru, unconcerned. Then, I remembered when I saw Museru’s injured shoulder.
Aa! I have work today in the afternoon! ! I’m in charge starting from three o’clock!
The time right now 2:45… 15 minutes left! ? Haan! It’s over! ! (Trembling voice)
「What happened? El?」
Kypin! My eyes shined! Riot is here! With this, I can make it on time!
… Die for my sake!
「Pururu! I’ll leave Museru and the others to you! Riot! !」
「O, ou? What is it?」
I had Riot to squat down and… I climbed onto his back.
「Healer Association please, in ten minutes」
「Te… ten minute! ? Don’t be so unreasonable! !」
However, I’ll have you do it!
After I said「I’ll do anything that you ask me!」… Riot started running.
「Fuoooooooo! !」
「Ogyaaaaa! ?」
Too fast! What’s this! ? Scary! ! This isn’t a speed that a human should be outputting! ? Strong vibrations coursed through my body as I see the views blur.
「I’m exceeding my limits right now!」
「You’re exceeding it too muuuuuuuuuuch!」
Thanks to that, I was able to make it in time… and Riot had died.
Something like that had happened…
◆◆◆
「I see… and that anything was the「Aa~n」that I just saw?」
「Aaaaaan! No! Don’t look! !」
Damn… just after you said it. Those that break their promises are… bad!
While I was feeling embarrassed and writhe in agony… I brought a piece of Peachy-sensei to Riot’s mouth.
「Delicious!」
Riot had a face of satisfaction. I thought for sure that he’d ask for option parts for hobby golems when I promised him…
It was easily overturned.
To think that… it isn’t wallet damage, but mental damage!
Riot! What a scary child! !
Ignoring the Pururu that is grinning watching over us with warm eyes… I fed Riot Peachy-sensei while he is satisfyingly stuffing his cheeks with Peachy-sensei.
For a while, such a scene unfolded. And, while I was feeding Riot and escaping reality… I remembered something important.
「Ah… I forgot to go to the laundromat and get back my clothes. 」
It had already passed the time of the laundromat’s operating hours. I received additional mental damage and… collapsed.
Thud!
「Kuishinbo, death confirmed.」
「Ellllllllll! ?」
Pururu’s laughter and Riot’s scream resounded in my room.
… *Cry*
EDNOTE:I like ships, who doesn’t like ships?
To the Healer Association, Please
Healing grandpas and grandmas.
After I’ve made my decision to participate in the Grand Golem Masters…
I returned to Healer Association in a rush.
Un! It’s for my job! I’ve completely forgotten about it! I was narrowly on time…
If I didn’t ride on Riot… I would’ve been out. Friends are great to be have! (Dark Smile)
In addition, Riot is currently dead in my room. I’ll treat him to Peachy-sensei latter…
「Please take care of yourself~」
The treatment for a grandpa who said that his knees hurt is over. After the war had ended, the regulars here are usually elderlies with joint pain or children with a cold.
Un, it’s peaceful.
「Saintess-sama! It’s an emergency! !」
Oi… so sudden, who is it that destroyed the laid-back atmosphere! ?
「Gfuu…」
A young lad that is missing one of his arm and leg was carried to me.
He has short green hair and thick eyebrows with widely open double-edged eyelid. His face is small, like a girl.
… Only his face though!
His body is well trained, although it is thin, it is full of muscles. When he came last time, I tried touching it, but it was rock hard! ? Was something that I almost blurted out. That was dangerous…
「It’s you again, you’re completely wrecked… 」
「Sorry」
Was what the lad said. His name is Arnold Schulzer and he is an adventurer.
After the war ended… he is the only one that comes in with such an idiot-like injury.
「Seriously, don’t you know that it’d be too late if you’re brought in after you died?」
「Hehe…」
I promptly applied Heal onto him. His arm and leg regrew right before our eyes. It’s an amazing sight no matter how many times I’ve seen it…
Depending on the one looking at it, it could be disgusting…
「No matter how many times I see it, it is quite splendid. Even if I get I injured, I can do my job with peace of mind!」
Ahahaha! Arnold laughed pleasantly. You were just at death’s door and … you’re already laughing! ? … How tough.
Maybe if you don’t have at least this much, you can’t be an adventurer?
「That is only if you have your life. If you die, there’d be people that’ll grieve for you so don’t be reckless.」
「Well… I no longer have anyone… that’d grieve for me, so it’s fine.」
Now that he mentioned that… in the past he did say that both his parents were dead. That was a thoughtless comment… but this is different.
「At the very least, there is one in front of you.」
「… Haha, that’s nice to hear. Then, it might be nice for me to live a bit longer.」
Saying something that heavy… this lightly.
Fumu, even if I can heal the wound, I can’t heal the heart…
It’d be nice if I can simply heal it magic, but… it’s impossible.
Arnold cheerfully left the room. I hope that he doesn’t act recklessly again.
The only one that should be coming here are elderlies with nerve pain and children. It is definitely better if there are no patients.
I took one sip out of the tea that is on the desk. It had become cold …
「Fuu… an injury in the mind」
I’m thinking about something difficult.
… Nufuu, my head started hurting!
「Oh no, a thinking headache! Alright, I’ll escape from reality to cool down my head!」
I recall the time that I entered the bath with Eleanor. There was no useless fat… a splendid body and a rich pair of breast that keeps my eyes nailed! There are no useless hair! And then, the hair down there…
「Oii… that was too much, my head is now boiling!」
My body wiggled around, writhing in agony.
「Saintess-sama?」
「Let’s leave her alone for a bit… 」
I was given a strange consideration…
◆◆◆
「Were you trying to kill me?」
「I didn’t have any bad intention, but I did have the malice.」
「Isn’t that already no good!」 , retorted Riot. After my job was over, I was scolded by Riot when I returned back to my room.
My bad? Being that absurd… If it wasn’t Riot, I wouldn’t have made it. Riot got up from my bed and ate the Peachy-sensei that was cut into bite size.
It seems that when he got here, he had already reached the limit of his stamina…
After he let me down, he let out a 「Gfuu」and drop down to the floor. On that occasion… his head just so happen to land on the kenzan and got stuck. Everyone who was watching was stuck with terror.
As punishment, I’m feeding Riot Peachy-sensei while saying 「Ah~n」.
… I was forced to do this!
Such a thing~! ?
In my brain, I’m carrying out a series of our interactions. It is the so-called escaping from reality. … There’s no helping it. (white eyes)
Because… this is surprisingly embarrassing! If someone was to see this…
「Nfufu… You guys seem close? I’ve brought Museru and the others.」
Kyaaaaa! ? I was seeeeeeeeeeeen! ?
I hid my face with my hands.
Un, I can feel myself wiggling around. My ears are also lower than they’re supposed to be. They are definitely bright red! !
「Nfufu… How nice, how innocent.」
「Don’t tease El too much… you’ll explode.」
While saying 「Oo… scary, scary.」 Pururu placed Museru on the table next to me. Museru motionlessly stared at me.
「Museru… Pururu is bullying me」
「It is only natural that you want to bully a cute girl.」
Seeing Pururu laugh with a Kusukusu, Museru took up a posture to protest. With a clamor, it raised its arm to appeal that it’s angry.
「Aah, sorry. It was my bad.」
Seeing Pururu apologized, Museru stopped its act of protesting. It already forgave her! As expected of a Rank SSS, it isn’t just for show!
「It’s a good kid that think of its owner.」
Pururu is gently patting Museru’s head. Museru look like its enjoying it.
I took a bite from Peachy-sensei.
Bite, bite… chew, chew… swallow.
It’s sweet and juicy. This taste had calmed down my mind that was burning.
「Fuu… I’m back to sanity! 」
「That’s great」
「Nyan! !」
Tsutsuou snuggled close to Riot’s side. Because it is a small type golem, it is quite nimble.
「Ou, Shishiou… welcome back.」
Riot gently caresses Tsutsuou’s throat. Tsutsuou happily purr at his action.
「Thanks, Pururu!」
「You’re welcome, it wasn’t that big of deal.」
How… did it become like this? Although it was my fault…
I recall the situation of that time.
◆◆◆
I’ve completely lost track of time as I was preoccupied with Golem Masters.
I was looking at Museru, unconcerned. Then, I remembered when I saw Museru’s injured shoulder.
Aa! I have work today in the afternoon! ! I’m in charge starting from three o’clock!
The time right now 2:45… 15 minutes left! ? Haan! It’s over! ! (Trembling voice)
「What happened? El?」
Kypin! My eyes shined! Riot is here! With this, I can make it on time!
… Die for my sake!
「Pururu! I’ll leave Museru and the others to you! Riot! !」
「O, ou? What is it?」
I had Riot to squat down and… I climbed onto his back.
「Healer Association please, in ten minutes」
「Te… ten minute! ? Don’t be so unreasonable! !」
However, I’ll have you do it!
After I said「I’ll do anything that you ask me!」… Riot started running.
「Fuoooooooo! !」
「Ogyaaaaa! ?」
Too fast! What’s this! ? Scary! ! This isn’t a speed that a human should be outputting! ? Strong vibrations coursed through my body as I see the views blur.
「I’m exceeding my limits right now!」
「You’re exceeding it too muuuuuuuuuuch!」
Thanks to that, I was able to make it in time… and Riot had died.
Something like that had happened…
◆◆◆
「I see… and that anything was the「Aa~n」that I just saw?」
「Aaaaaan! No! Don’t look! !」
Damn… just after you said it. Those that break their promises are… bad!
While I was feeling embarrassed and writhe in agony… I brought a piece of Peachy-sensei to Riot’s mouth.
「Delicious!」
Riot had a face of satisfaction. I thought for sure that he’d ask for option parts for hobby golems when I promised him…
It was easily overturned.
To think that… it isn’t wallet damage, but mental damage!
Riot! What a scary child! !
Ignoring the Pururu that is grinning watching over us with warm eyes… I fed Riot Peachy-sensei while he is satisfyingly stuffing his cheeks with Peachy-sensei.
For a while, such a scene unfolded. And, while I was feeding Riot and escaping reality… I remembered something important.
「Ah… I forgot to go to the laundromat and get back my clothes. 」
It had already passed the time of the laundromat’s operating hours. I received additional mental damage and… collapsed.
Thud!
「Kuishinbo, death confirmed.」
「Ellllllllll! ?」
Pururu’s laughter and Riot’s scream resounded in my room.
… *Cry*
EDNOTE:I like ships, who doesn’t like ships?
