Chapter 247
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Chapter 247 – Second Siege Battle
800 Jellyfish ropers suddenly became popular with male players as these monsters could remove the troublesome abnormal status, [Mentally Exhausted]. Also, the roper acid could be used as a throwing weapon against female kobolds as they could charm the monsters.
Although these players were not into furry, in the dire situation that their lives were on the line, they were willing to do everything to survive, including mating with kobolds if they had to.
Moreover, the new [Estrus] status effect clouded the judgment of male players. Some had the urge to ravish a nearby girl. But when they got a slap at the back of the head, the status effect was gone.
The trick of getting rid of [Estrus] and [Mentally Exhausted] spread among the players in an instant. Because of this piece of good news, many goodwill players wanted female players to use this method.
Female players were skeptical about the cure since they would inflict a new debuff, [Estrus], instead of the old one. Many mutants, who had seen the weird racial skill, [Mating Season], got scared of getting violated by either monsters or fellow players.
None of them wanted to take the risk!
.
Sasha frowned and mumbled to herself, "I thought the game said this status effect can't only be cured by rest. Is this another Lilith's sick joke? How much can we trust the info in-game or her words?"
Confused and baffled by the discovery, Sasha hesitated if she should take the risk as well.
Sasha's face was emotionless when she walked toward a jellyfish roper and inhaled the gas. But when she got the [Estrus] status effect, the exhausted debuff had not disappeared.
"Right, I have the Estrus Resistance. The recovery effect must have been less than what the others got."
What she did next shocked the crowd.
Sasha grabbed one of the tentacles and squeezed the roper acid into her mouth!
All men were speechless and astonished by Sasha's actions. They knew what this white liquid was, and it was not something a girl should be drinking in public.
Yet, Sasha was unfazed. After drinking a mouthful of white juice, she glanced at her status.
The [Mentally Exhausted] was gone, but her [Estrus] debuff stacked for 5 layers.
Before she could lose her sanity because of this status effect, she activated her lightning manipulation skill and electrocuted herself.
The abnormal status disappeared.
"Well, we should have done this ages ago. I'm so stupid," Sasha turned toward all female players and shouted, "Roper Acid can cure the PF debuff! You can buy one of those from Wet Banana Guild's merchants in town for 100 dust per cc, or you can inhale the pink gas! Be quick and make your choice! The monster army will be coming here within minutes!"
Sasha's words were so loud that everyone within 100 meters could hear her voice.
Female players still could not believe what they had just heard. Most of them were reluctant to drink the monster's sperm to cure their abnormal status.
Still, many players from Wet Banana Guild got used to these perverted monsters, and they knew that they were harmless. Some walked to them and began milking the liquid for their friends. Some opened their inventory and drank the juice, which they had collected, in secret.
Looking at the action of these girls, many female players mustered their courage and asked Wet Banana guild members to buy some of the acids. A few of them sneaked back to the town to buy the acid from Wet Banana NPCs, whom Sasha had hired and placed them on Sanctuary Island.
.
Sasha's adaptability and flexibility amazed Misha. She did not know when Sasha had employed NPCs on this island, but she was impressed nonetheless.
*Mew* (Sasha is so suitable to work as a CEO, Mish. You should work harder to become like her.)
"… I know."
*Mew* (On second thought, it's impossible for you. You're not a CEO, you're a banana.)
"Are you picking a fight with me!?"
*Meh-Heh Mew* (I'm just stating the fact. Hehehe!)
As Mew kept messing with Misha, the latter mimicked Sasha's action. She scooped a handful of roper acid from her inventory and drank it.
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"…"
Misha looked at her status menu. The exhaustion debuff was still there.
"Why is the debuff still there? Sasha and others recovered, but I don't!"
*Meh* (That's because you're immune to horniness. An Infertile banana like you won't get that privilege.)
Tama's words were like adding salt to the wound. Misha collapsed on the ground, performing the "orz" posture.
She lamented, "Can't we just unequip the artifacts and get the status?"
*Meh-Heh* (Fool! You have the [Estrus Immunity] skill. Even if I take that thing off, you will still be immune to Estrus.)
Misha cried, "Then, what do I do!? Doraemon, help me!"
*…*
Even Tama was helpless in this situation. She patted Misha's head as the eggcat thought of Misha's grandmother.
*Mew* (You know, I'm wondering why your grandmother smokes.)
"…"
Misha widened her eyes. An inspiration hit her.
"Smoke… Nicotine… Gas… Drugs…"
She sat on the ground and brought out cooking utensils, a gas stove, a distilling set, and various sizes of science flasks around her, along with an ingredient package from Walter out of her inventory.
"Tama…"
As if Tama could read Misha's mind, she laughed and helped Misha cook the nasty chemical substance that they bought from Walter and the Mafia Mall.
Two hands of Misha and 20 arms of Tama's tentacles were in sync, mixing liquid, frying powders, multi-tasking, and rushing the chemical reaction within their flasks.
At first, Misha and Tama's action caught the interests of nearby players, who believed that Misha was cooking a meal for herself or her allies.
During the process of Misha's cooking, they realized that they were too naïve.
The smell was terrible to the point that all nearby players complained. Moreover, colorful gas leaked out of Misha's distilling flasks, burning the noses of mutants with a sensitive sense of smell.
"What the hell!?"
"Misha, stop! You're killing our noses!"
Misha did not stop. The fairy and the eggcat were so focused on the cooking that they could not hear the complaints from other players.
While they were in a zone, the kobold army arrived. Everyone could see the dust and hear the bark of a million dogs from a distance.
A kilometer away, the kobolds were approaching.
All male players roared and cheered as they were in peak conditions. Everyone was ready for another bout.
Half of the female players returned to the battle after they had gotten rid of the perverted debuff. As for the other half, they still shut themselves in their rooms inside the city to get rid of their Estrus. They were too embarrassed to do it in the open like Sasha or other bold girls.
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.
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Akira, the slime general, gazed at the second stone walls of Sanctuary Town. The height of these grey walls was 20 meters tall, much higher than the outer wall zone.
Archer towers, catapults, and cannons could be seen from afar as players placed them in front of their formation.
Moreover, new monsters stood tall within the formation of the defending troops.
"No matter how you've prepared, you're a bunch of weaklings!"
Akira turned around, looking at 2,000 converted knights, who were once players.
Behind the knights, 2 million kobolds followed after them. On the way, they ransacked and burnt the NPC houses, shops, and all buildings, leaving a trail of ruins.
They might have lost 1.5 million kobolds in the siege against the players earlier, but they obtained more strength by converting players into knights. None of them was sad for the death of their comrades.
"SEND ALL KNIGHTS!! ALL MINIONS, FOLLOW AFTER YOUR LEADERS!! KILL EVERY PLAYER!! ALL OF THEM SHOULD BE WEAK AND EXHAUSTED NOW. DON'T LET THEM REST!!"
Like barbarians, they ran without caring about siege warfare or making siege weapons.
Catapults, cannons, arrows, magic, and random projectiles flew toward the dogmen.
Some were crushed under boulders.
Fireballs caused explosions.
Cannonballs slammed onto a few kobolds and smashed them to meat paste.
But none of the projectiles hit the 2,000 knights, who were leading the kobolds.
All knights jumped 10 meters high, and grabbed onto the surface of the stone walls, climbing toward the players.
"Surrender and join us! You won't stand a chance!"
One of the knights mocked the players as he climbed the wall.
However…
*Spit*
A pink tentacle spit murky white liquid at his face.
1,000!
The damage was light since it came from a weaker monster. Although the sperm burnt the eyes of the knight, the injury could not stop his advance.
After all, a field boss had 300,000 HP. Losing as little as 1,000 HP was not a threat to his life.
"Insolent creature! I'll end you!"
The knight attempted to use a sword wave with one hand while the other was holding on a ledge of the stone wall. However, his fingers slipped off from the rock he was grabbing. As a consequence, he fell from a height of 15 meters and landed on the ground.
*THUD*
1,500!
The falling damage decreased his HP a little bit.
The knight got up to his feet, but he did not continue climbing. He glanced at his fingers, which had a trace of slimy white juice from the jellyfish tentacle that spit at him.
"…"
He looked upward to check the place that he had slipped from. As he had thought, slimy juices covered that section of the wall, which was the cause of his fall.
The knight jumped again and attempted to continue climbing.
But…
*Spit*
*Spit*
*Spit*
More white liquid poured onto the surface of the wall, making it too slippery to climb.
The knight fell onto the ground again.
"SON OF A @#!%!!"
He got mad at the ropers, and he wanted to cut them into pieces.
Yet, he changed his mind after a status effect clouded his judgment.
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>
.
Similar events occurred on other sections of the walls as jellyfish ropers poured their juices at the climbing kobolds, making them slip and fall down to earth.
Players looked at the comical scene as they mocked the enemies.
"Where is your confidence now!?"
"Dogs shouldn't climb a wall! Do you want to be cats!?"
"Oh, look! A few bitches got horny! Shouldn't you satisfy them?"
The kobold army fell into chaos when knights and minions with [Estrus] status effect began sexual-harassing their comrades. Many male players either burst into laughter or showed their disgust when converted players tackled down nearby female kobolds and humped them. Still, many players pointed and recorded the gameplay footage when they spotted a female slime knight getting ravished by nearby kobolds.
As for the female players, they ignored the stupidity of the situation and activated their psychic skills at the climbing enemies.
On an observing platform, Sasha watched the carnage with a palm covering her face. No one could tell what she was thinking.
Non and Natalie hugged each other, crying and trembling in fear.
"Misha's pets are scary."
"Misha is scary, nya."
Des looked around as she could not see the culprit, who had tamed all of these monsters.
"Where's Misha?"
Sasha pointed down behind her. Behind the wall where the chaos was ongoing, Misha was cooking suspicious substances with Tama in earnest.
"What's she doing?"
Sasha shook her head, "Ignore her. Misha's exhausted status is still there."
Everyone did not know why Misha's abnormal statuses were still active since they had found out about the cure. The gang turned around and focused on the battle right in front of them.
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.
.
Akira looked at the carnage scene and the jellyfish ropers in anger. He also noticed that players no longer had the [Mentally Exhausted] status, and they were killing his minions left and right.
"Those fools…"
Akira's body faded as he activated his stealth skill.
"Since you're all useless, I'll kill those players myself!"
The transparent figure dashed through the crowd of kobolds. Akira leapt forward and used the heads of his minions as stepping stones, entering the battlefield.
Within half a minute, he reached the wall.
From the head of a kobold, Akira jumped 25 meters high and landed on the battlement without anyone noticing his arrival.
He took a deep breath and took out a pair of long knives.
In the next 10 seconds, afterimages of silver knife slashes cut the necks of players in the range of 10 meters around himself.
Ambushed! 999,999!
Ambushed! 999,999!
Ambushed! 999,999!
Absurd damage numbers floated above the nearby players' heads. All victims looked at the notification in shock before their bodies collapsed on the ground.
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>
When they respawned in their pantheons, they warned their friends using the world chat and clan chat right away.
"BE CAREFUL!! A SLIME GENERAL HAS GOTTEN ON THE WALL!!"
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Chapter 247 – Second Siege Battle
800 Jellyfish ropers suddenly became popular with male players as these monsters could remove the troublesome abnormal status, [Mentally Exhausted]. Also, the roper acid could be used as a throwing weapon against female kobolds as they could charm the monsters.
Although these players were not into furry, in the dire situation that their lives were on the line, they were willing to do everything to survive, including mating with kobolds if they had to.
Moreover, the new [Estrus] status effect clouded the judgment of male players. Some had the urge to ravish a nearby girl. But when they got a slap at the back of the head, the status effect was gone.
The trick of getting rid of [Estrus] and [Mentally Exhausted] spread among the players in an instant. Because of this piece of good news, many goodwill players wanted female players to use this method.
Female players were skeptical about the cure since they would inflict a new debuff, [Estrus], instead of the old one. Many mutants, who had seen the weird racial skill, [Mating Season], got scared of getting violated by either monsters or fellow players.
None of them wanted to take the risk!
.
Sasha frowned and mumbled to herself, "I thought the game said this status effect can't only be cured by rest. Is this another Lilith's sick joke? How much can we trust the info in-game or her words?"
Confused and baffled by the discovery, Sasha hesitated if she should take the risk as well.
Sasha's face was emotionless when she walked toward a jellyfish roper and inhaled the gas. But when she got the [Estrus] status effect, the exhausted debuff had not disappeared.
"Right, I have the Estrus Resistance. The recovery effect must have been less than what the others got."
What she did next shocked the crowd.
Sasha grabbed one of the tentacles and squeezed the roper acid into her mouth!
All men were speechless and astonished by Sasha's actions. They knew what this white liquid was, and it was not something a girl should be drinking in public.
Yet, Sasha was unfazed. After drinking a mouthful of white juice, she glanced at her status.
The [Mentally Exhausted] was gone, but her [Estrus] debuff stacked for 5 layers.
Before she could lose her sanity because of this status effect, she activated her lightning manipulation skill and electrocuted herself.
The abnormal status disappeared.
"Well, we should have done this ages ago. I'm so stupid," Sasha turned toward all female players and shouted, "Roper Acid can cure the PF debuff! You can buy one of those from Wet Banana Guild's merchants in town for 100 dust per cc, or you can inhale the pink gas! Be quick and make your choice! The monster army will be coming here within minutes!"
Sasha's words were so loud that everyone within 100 meters could hear her voice.
Female players still could not believe what they had just heard. Most of them were reluctant to drink the monster's sperm to cure their abnormal status.
Still, many players from Wet Banana Guild got used to these perverted monsters, and they knew that they were harmless. Some walked to them and began milking the liquid for their friends. Some opened their inventory and drank the juice, which they had collected, in secret.
Looking at the action of these girls, many female players mustered their courage and asked Wet Banana guild members to buy some of the acids. A few of them sneaked back to the town to buy the acid from Wet Banana NPCs, whom Sasha had hired and placed them on Sanctuary Island.
.
Sasha's adaptability and flexibility amazed Misha. She did not know when Sasha had employed NPCs on this island, but she was impressed nonetheless.
*Mew* (Sasha is so suitable to work as a CEO, Mish. You should work harder to become like her.)
"… I know."
*Mew* (On second thought, it's impossible for you. You're not a CEO, you're a banana.)
"Are you picking a fight with me!?"
*Meh-Heh Mew* (I'm just stating the fact. Hehehe!)
As Mew kept messing with Misha, the latter mimicked Sasha's action. She scooped a handful of roper acid from her inventory and drank it.
>
>
"…"
Misha looked at her status menu. The exhaustion debuff was still there.
"Why is the debuff still there? Sasha and others recovered, but I don't!"
*Meh* (That's because you're immune to horniness. An Infertile banana like you won't get that privilege.)
Tama's words were like adding salt to the wound. Misha collapsed on the ground, performing the "orz" posture.
She lamented, "Can't we just unequip the artifacts and get the status?"
*Meh-Heh* (Fool! You have the [Estrus Immunity] skill. Even if I take that thing off, you will still be immune to Estrus.)
Misha cried, "Then, what do I do!? Doraemon, help me!"
*…*
Even Tama was helpless in this situation. She patted Misha's head as the eggcat thought of Misha's grandmother.
*Mew* (You know, I'm wondering why your grandmother smokes.)
"…"
Misha widened her eyes. An inspiration hit her.
"Smoke… Nicotine… Gas… Drugs…"
She sat on the ground and brought out cooking utensils, a gas stove, a distilling set, and various sizes of science flasks around her, along with an ingredient package from Walter out of her inventory.
"Tama…"
As if Tama could read Misha's mind, she laughed and helped Misha cook the nasty chemical substance that they bought from Walter and the Mafia Mall.
Two hands of Misha and 20 arms of Tama's tentacles were in sync, mixing liquid, frying powders, multi-tasking, and rushing the chemical reaction within their flasks.
At first, Misha and Tama's action caught the interests of nearby players, who believed that Misha was cooking a meal for herself or her allies.
During the process of Misha's cooking, they realized that they were too naïve.
The smell was terrible to the point that all nearby players complained. Moreover, colorful gas leaked out of Misha's distilling flasks, burning the noses of mutants with a sensitive sense of smell.
"What the hell!?"
"Misha, stop! You're killing our noses!"
Misha did not stop. The fairy and the eggcat were so focused on the cooking that they could not hear the complaints from other players.
While they were in a zone, the kobold army arrived. Everyone could see the dust and hear the bark of a million dogs from a distance.
A kilometer away, the kobolds were approaching.
All male players roared and cheered as they were in peak conditions. Everyone was ready for another bout.
Half of the female players returned to the battle after they had gotten rid of the perverted debuff. As for the other half, they still shut themselves in their rooms inside the city to get rid of their Estrus. They were too embarrassed to do it in the open like Sasha or other bold girls.
.
.
.
Akira, the slime general, gazed at the second stone walls of Sanctuary Town. The height of these grey walls was 20 meters tall, much higher than the outer wall zone.
Archer towers, catapults, and cannons could be seen from afar as players placed them in front of their formation.
Moreover, new monsters stood tall within the formation of the defending troops.
"No matter how you've prepared, you're a bunch of weaklings!"
Akira turned around, looking at 2,000 converted knights, who were once players.
Behind the knights, 2 million kobolds followed after them. On the way, they ransacked and burnt the NPC houses, shops, and all buildings, leaving a trail of ruins.
They might have lost 1.5 million kobolds in the siege against the players earlier, but they obtained more strength by converting players into knights. None of them was sad for the death of their comrades.
"SEND ALL KNIGHTS!! ALL MINIONS, FOLLOW AFTER YOUR LEADERS!! KILL EVERY PLAYER!! ALL OF THEM SHOULD BE WEAK AND EXHAUSTED NOW. DON'T LET THEM REST!!"
Like barbarians, they ran without caring about siege warfare or making siege weapons.
Catapults, cannons, arrows, magic, and random projectiles flew toward the dogmen.
Some were crushed under boulders.
Fireballs caused explosions.
Cannonballs slammed onto a few kobolds and smashed them to meat paste.
But none of the projectiles hit the 2,000 knights, who were leading the kobolds.
All knights jumped 10 meters high, and grabbed onto the surface of the stone walls, climbing toward the players.
"Surrender and join us! You won't stand a chance!"
One of the knights mocked the players as he climbed the wall.
However…
*Spit*
A pink tentacle spit murky white liquid at his face.
1,000!
The damage was light since it came from a weaker monster. Although the sperm burnt the eyes of the knight, the injury could not stop his advance.
After all, a field boss had 300,000 HP. Losing as little as 1,000 HP was not a threat to his life.
"Insolent creature! I'll end you!"
The knight attempted to use a sword wave with one hand while the other was holding on a ledge of the stone wall. However, his fingers slipped off from the rock he was grabbing. As a consequence, he fell from a height of 15 meters and landed on the ground.
*THUD*
1,500!
The falling damage decreased his HP a little bit.
The knight got up to his feet, but he did not continue climbing. He glanced at his fingers, which had a trace of slimy white juice from the jellyfish tentacle that spit at him.
"…"
He looked upward to check the place that he had slipped from. As he had thought, slimy juices covered that section of the wall, which was the cause of his fall.
The knight jumped again and attempted to continue climbing.
But…
*Spit*
*Spit*
*Spit*
More white liquid poured onto the surface of the wall, making it too slippery to climb.
The knight fell onto the ground again.
"SON OF A @#!%!!"
He got mad at the ropers, and he wanted to cut them into pieces.
Yet, he changed his mind after a status effect clouded his judgment.
>
>
.
Similar events occurred on other sections of the walls as jellyfish ropers poured their juices at the climbing kobolds, making them slip and fall down to earth.
Players looked at the comical scene as they mocked the enemies.
"Where is your confidence now!?"
"Dogs shouldn't climb a wall! Do you want to be cats!?"
"Oh, look! A few bitches got horny! Shouldn't you satisfy them?"
The kobold army fell into chaos when knights and minions with [Estrus] status effect began sexual-harassing their comrades. Many male players either burst into laughter or showed their disgust when converted players tackled down nearby female kobolds and humped them. Still, many players pointed and recorded the gameplay footage when they spotted a female slime knight getting ravished by nearby kobolds.
As for the female players, they ignored the stupidity of the situation and activated their psychic skills at the climbing enemies.
On an observing platform, Sasha watched the carnage with a palm covering her face. No one could tell what she was thinking.
Non and Natalie hugged each other, crying and trembling in fear.
"Misha's pets are scary."
"Misha is scary, nya."
Des looked around as she could not see the culprit, who had tamed all of these monsters.
"Where's Misha?"
Sasha pointed down behind her. Behind the wall where the chaos was ongoing, Misha was cooking suspicious substances with Tama in earnest.
"What's she doing?"
Sasha shook her head, "Ignore her. Misha's exhausted status is still there."
Everyone did not know why Misha's abnormal statuses were still active since they had found out about the cure. The gang turned around and focused on the battle right in front of them.
.
.
.
Akira looked at the carnage scene and the jellyfish ropers in anger. He also noticed that players no longer had the [Mentally Exhausted] status, and they were killing his minions left and right.
"Those fools…"
Akira's body faded as he activated his stealth skill.
"Since you're all useless, I'll kill those players myself!"
The transparent figure dashed through the crowd of kobolds. Akira leapt forward and used the heads of his minions as stepping stones, entering the battlefield.
Within half a minute, he reached the wall.
From the head of a kobold, Akira jumped 25 meters high and landed on the battlement without anyone noticing his arrival.
He took a deep breath and took out a pair of long knives.
In the next 10 seconds, afterimages of silver knife slashes cut the necks of players in the range of 10 meters around himself.
Ambushed! 999,999!
Ambushed! 999,999!
Ambushed! 999,999!
Absurd damage numbers floated above the nearby players' heads. All victims looked at the notification in shock before their bodies collapsed on the ground.
>
>
When they respawned in their pantheons, they warned their friends using the world chat and clan chat right away.
"BE CAREFUL!! A SLIME GENERAL HAS GOTTEN ON THE WALL!!"
Chapter 247 Second Siege Battle800 Jellyfish ropers suddenly became popular with male players as these monsters could remove the troublesome abnormal status, Mentally Exhausted. Also, the roper acid could be used as a throwing weapon against female kobolds as they could charm the monsters.Although these players were not into furry, in the dire situation that their lives were on the line, they were willing to do everything to survive, including mating with kobolds if they had to.Moreover, the new Estrus status effect clouded the judgment of male players. Some had the urge to ravish a nearby girl. But when they got a slap at the back of the head, the status effect was gone.The trick of getting rid of Estrus and Mentally Exhausted spread among the players in an instant. Because of this piece of good news, many goodwill players wanted female players to use this method.Female players were skeptical about the cure since they would inflict a new debuff, Estrus, instead of the old one. Many mutants, who had seen the weird racial skill, Mating Season, got scared of getting violated by either monsters or fellow players.None of them wanted to take the risk!.Sasha frowned and mumbled to herself, "I thought the game said this status effect can't only be cured by rest. Is this another Lilith's sick joke? How much can we trust the info in-game or her words?"Confused and baffled by the discovery, Sasha hesitated if she should take the risk as well.Sasha's face was emotionless when she walked toward a jellyfish roper and inhaled the gas. But when she got the Estrus status effect, the exhausted debuff had not disappeared."Right, I have the Estrus Resistance. The recovery effect must have been less than what the others got."What she did next shocked the crowd.Sasha grabbed one of the tentacles and squeezed the roper acid into her mouth!All men were speechless and astonished by Sasha's actions. They knew what this white liquid was, and it was not something a girl should be drinking in public.Yet, Sasha was unfazed. After drinking a mouthful of white juice, she glanced at her status.The Mentally Exhausted was gone, but her Estrus debuff stacked for 5 layers.Before she could lose her sanity because of this status effect, she activated her lightning manipulation skill and electrocuted herself.The abnormal status disappeared."Well, we should have done this ages ago. I'm so stupid," Sasha turned toward all female players and shouted, "Roper Acid can cure the PF debuff! You can buy one of those from Wet Banana Guild's merchants in town for 100 dust per cc, or you can inhale the pink gas! Be quick and make your choice! The monster army will be coming here within minutes!"Sasha's words were so loud that everyone within 100 meters could hear her voice.Female players still could not believe what they had just heard. Most of them were reluctant to drink the monster's sperm to cure their abnormal status.Still, many players from Wet Banana Guild got used to these perverted monsters, and they knew that they were harmless. Some walked to them and began milking the liquid for their friends. Some opened their inventory and drank the juice, which they had collected, in secret.Looking at the action of these girls, many female players mustered their courage and asked Wet Banana guild members to buy some of the acids. A few of them sneaked back to the town to buy the acid from Wet Banana NPCs, whom Sasha had hired and placed them on Sanctuary Island..Sasha's adaptability and flexibility amazed Misha. She did not know when Sasha had employed NPCs on this island, but she was impressed nonetheless.*Mew* Sasha is so suitable to work as a CEO, Mish. You should work harder to become like her." I know."*Mew* On second thought, it's impossible for you. You're not a CEO, you're a banana."Are you picking a fight with me!?"*Meh-Heh Mew* I'm just stating the fact. Hehehe!As Mew kept messing with Misha, the latter mimicked Sasha's action. She scooped a handful of roper acid from her inventory and drank it.""Misha looked at her status menu. The exhaustion debuff was still there."Why is the debuff still there? Sasha and others recovered, but I don't!"*Meh* That's because you're immune to horniness. An Infertile banana like you won't get that privilege.Tama's words were like adding salt to the wound. Misha collapsed on the ground, performing the "orz" posture.She lamented, "Can't we just unequip the artifacts and get the status?"*Meh-Heh* Fool! You have the Estrus Immunity skill. Even if I take that thing off, you will still be immune to Estrus.Misha cried, "Then, what do I do!? Doraemon, help me!"**Even Tama was helpless in this situation. She patted Misha's head as the eggcat thought of Misha's grandmother.*Mew* You know, I'm wondering why your grandmother smokes.""Misha widened her eyes. An inspiration hit her."Smoke Nicotine Gas Drugs"She sat on the ground and brought out cooking utensils, a gas stove, a distilling set, and various sizes of science flasks around her, along with an ingredient package from Walter out of her inventory."Tama"As if Tama could read Misha's mind, she laughed and helped Misha cook the nasty chemical substance that they bought from Walter and the Mafia Mall.Two hands of Misha and 20 arms of Tama's tentacles were in sync, mixing liquid, frying powders, multi-tasking, and rushing the chemical reaction within their flasks.At first, Misha and Tama's action caught the interests of nearby players, who believed that Misha was cooking a meal for herself or her allies.During the process of Misha's cooking, they realized that they were too nave.The smell was terrible to the point that all nearby players complained. Moreover, colorful gas leaked out of Misha's distilling flasks, burning the noses of mutants with a sensitive sense of smell."What the hell!?""Misha, stop! You're killing our noses!"Misha did not stop. The fairy and the eggcat were so focused on the cooking that they could not hear the complaints from other players.While they were in a zone, the kobold army arrived. Everyone could see the dust and hear the bark of a million dogs from a distance.A kilometer away, the kobolds were approaching.All male players roared and cheered as they were in peak conditions. Everyone was ready for another bout.Half of the female players returned to the battle after they had gotten rid of the perverted debuff. As for the other half, they still shut themselves in their rooms inside the city to get rid of their Estrus. They were too embarrassed to do it in the open like Sasha or other bold girls....Akira, the slime general, gazed at the second stone walls of Sanctuary Town. The height of these grey walls was 20 meters tall, much higher than the outer wall zone.Archer towers, catapults, and cannons could be seen from afar as players placed them in front of their formation.Moreover, new monsters stood tall within the formation of the defending troops."No matter how you've prepared, you're a bunch of weaklings!"Akira turned around, looking at 2,000 converted knights, who were once players.Behind the knights, 2 million kobolds followed after them. On the way, they ransacked and burnt the NPC houses, shops, and all buildings, leaving a trail of ruins.They might have lost 1.5 million kobolds in the siege against the players earlier, but they obtained more strength by converting players into knights. None of them was sad for the death of their comrades."SEND ALL KNIGHTS!! ALL MINIONS, FOLLOW AFTER YOUR LEADERS!! KILL EVERY PLAYER!! ALL OF THEM SHOULD BE WEAK AND EXHAUSTED NOW. DON'T LET THEM REST!!"Like barbarians, they ran without caring about siege warfare or making siege weapons.Catapults, cannons, arrows, magic, and random projectiles flew toward the dogmen.Some were crushed under boulders.Fireballs caused explosions.Cannonballs slammed onto a few kobolds and smashed them to meat paste.But none of the projectiles hit the 2,000 knights, who were leading the kobolds.All knights jumped 10 meters high, and grabbed onto the surface of the stone walls, climbing toward the players."Surrender and join us! You won't stand a chance!"One of the knights mocked the players as he climbed the wall.However*Spit*A pink tentacle spit murky white liquid at his face.1,000!The damage was light since it came from a weaker monster. Although the sperm burnt the eyes of the knight, the injury could not stop his advance.After all, a field boss had 300,000 HP. Losing as little as 1,000 HP was not a threat to his life."Insolent creature! I'll end you!"The knight attempted to use a sword wave with one hand while the other was holding on a ledge of the stone wall. However, his fingers slipped off from the rock he was grabbing. As a consequence, he fell from a height of 15 meters and landed on the ground.*THUD*1,500!The falling damage decreased his HP a little bit.The knight got up to his feet, but he did not continue climbing. He glanced at his fingers, which had a trace of slimy white juice from the jellyfish tentacle that spit at him.""He looked upward to check the place that he had slipped from. As he had thought, slimy juices covered that section of the wall, which was the cause of his fall.The knight jumped again and attempted to continue climbing.But*Spit**Spit**Spit*More white liquid poured onto the surface of the wall, making it too slippery to climb.The knight fell onto the ground again."SON OF A @#!%!!"He got mad at the ropers, and he wanted to cut them into pieces.Yet, he changed his mind after a status effect clouded his judgment..Similar events occurred on other sections of the walls as jellyfish ropers poured their juices at the climbing kobolds, making them slip and fall down to earth.Players looked at the comical scene as they mocked the enemies."Where is your confidence now!?""Dogs shouldn't climb a wall! Do you want to be cats!?""Oh, look! A few bitches got horny! Shouldn't you satisfy them?"The kobold army fell into chaos when knights and minions with Estrus status effect began sexual-harassing their comrades. Many male players either burst into laughter or showed their disgust when converted players tackled down nearby female kobolds and humped them. Still, many players pointed and recorded the gameplay footage when they spotted a female slime knight getting ravished by nearby kobolds.As for the female players, they ignored the stupidity of the situation and activated their psychic skills at the climbing enemies.On an observing platform, Sasha watched the carnage with a palm covering her face. No one could tell what she was thinking.Non and Natalie hugged each other, crying and trembling in fear."Misha's pets are scary.""Misha is scary, nya."Des looked around as she could not see the culprit, who had tamed all of these monsters."Where's Misha?"Sasha pointed down behind her. Behind the wall where the chaos was ongoing, Misha was cooking suspicious substances with Tama in earnest."What's she doing?"Sasha shook her head, "Ignore her. Misha's exhausted status is still there."Everyone did not know why Misha's abnormal statuses were still active since they had found out about the cure. The gang turned around and focused on the battle right in front of them....Akira looked at the carnage scene and the jellyfish ropers in anger. He also noticed that players no longer had the Mentally Exhausted status, and they were killing his minions left and right."Those fools"Akira's body faded as he activated his stealth skill."Since you're all useless, I'll kill those players myself!"The transparent figure dashed through the crowd of kobolds. Akira leapt forward and used the heads of his minions as stepping stones, entering the battlefield.Within half a minute, he reached the wall.From the head of a kobold, Akira jumped 25 meters high and landed on the battlement without anyone noticing his arrival.He took a deep breath and took out a pair of long knives.In the next 10 seconds, afterimages of silver knife slashes cut the necks of players in the range of 10 meters around himself.Ambushed! 999,999!Ambushed! 999,999!Ambushed! 999,999!Absurd damage numbers floated above the nearby players' heads. All victims looked at the notification in shock before their bodies collapsed on the ground.When they respawned in their pantheons, they warned their friends using the world chat and clan chat right away."BE CAREFUL!! A SLIME GENERAL HAS GOTTEN ON THE WALL!!"
