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Published at 14th of February 2017 04:02:12 PM


Chapter 1

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Chapter 1: A Reality Show? 

The moment Tang Doudou opened her eyes, she was swarmed by a pack of women with heavy makeup and various kinds of low-cut clothing. A casual look painted it as a scene of magnificent curves and a jungle of flesh and wine.

Gulp, da heck is happening?

Shouldnt she be fast asleep in the hotel right now? The moment she cracked an eye open, she came to this place which seemed like a transvestite party site.

Could it be that shes dreaming?

This act in front of her was also way too unimaginably outrageous. Even if its a dream, she’s a woman thats straighter than a deserts solitary smoke*, why would she dream of such an unrestrained scene?

大漠孤烟 – Deserts solitary smoke is a phrase from a poem, the entire phrase has one additional word: 直, which means straight. The smoke is from a fire beacon, and smoke isnt straight, but our MCs just playing on words, no hidden meanings, I think.

Look at how these women are dressed, they all look like brothel women of ancient times. It couldnt be that in her subconscious mind, she actually liked women? And such heavy taste to boot!

Tang Doudou lifted her hand and covered her eyes. Heavens ah, she was actually this kind of person!

But thats not right either! With suspicion in her eyes, Tang Doudou rubbed the lethal weapon that came over. It was very meticulous, supple, and elastic; she became even more puzzled. Such a realistic sensation……

Oh my god, this cant be real, right?! Tang Doudou was alarmed by her thought.

She quickly pulled over a woman conveniently: Hey, this Big Sis, where is this place? Are you guys acting out roles?

Owwie, gongzi, you’re hurting this servant…… A coquettish blaming tone. Hearing it made Tang Doudou drop a floor full of goosebumps with a whoosh.

公子 – gongzi is a way to address a guy, usually someone of pretty good background; like the son of an official or the son of nobility. Its pretty much Mister except not quite.

Gongzi? Tang Doudous face exposed a look of surprise. Seeing that woman stroking her hair coquettishly while facing her, she violently shuddered, feeling a chill. Mommy, this place is really scary, I want to go home!

Gongzi, you called so many sisters here, which sister are you planning to have stay behind? The woman leaned towards Tang Doudous body. How would Tangdou Dou have the nerve to let her lean on her? She hurriedly dodged.

The woman saw her dodge as if she was avoiding a snake or a scorpion and immediately sharply turned. Her red lips gently parted, smiling tenderly: Aiyah, gongzi, what are you dodging for!

Big Sis ah! Its not that I want to hide. This woman is seriously making a passionate effort to fawn upon another woman, sister seriously cant hold up ah!

Tang Doudous whole body gave a shudder and she promptly shifted in her seat.

She still hadnt figured out the current situation, so how would she have the mind to deal with these big sisters? Her clear bright eyes looked around at the strange surroundings. As she looked, she became more and more alarmed. In the end, she was finally sure about one thing, this isnt the hotels design!

This couldnt be a recording site for a live reality tv show, right?

But she never received a notification ah! Meow meow miii*! Doing it like this, they probably want to see her shameful performance, dont they?

In Chinese, miao = meow and is the sound a cat makes. mi is a sound for calling a cat. Miao miao mii and other variations like miao a(one) mi have no actual meaning. They just sound cute and are often used by modern people to express anything from outrage to shock to amazement.

Thinking of those surveillance cameras that are in every possible nook and cranny, and those manipulators that set up pranks with mischievous attitudes just for the sake of satisfying the curiosity of the masses, Tang Doudou inevitably got a bit angry!

Hmph! You want to play? Then Big Sis will properly play a round with you!

Gongzi~ Could it be that you dislike this servant? Are you thinking that this servant isnt as pretty as those other girls? Why are you being so cold to this servant….

That prostitute pouted playfully as she spoke looking at Tang Doudou. Her tender and soft body seemed to be itching to stick onto her body. Her voice was supple to the point where water could drip out.

Whats more, that woman actually grabbed Tang Doudous small claw and did a very bold and off the scale action!

Tang Doudou instantly returned to her senses. Her dull eyes followed her arm and looked over, meeting with a pair of charming silk-like eyes head-on. She then looked at her own hand which was currently gripped and placed onto that womans chest, and it was being intentionally dragged back and forth by the woman.

Hell! Tang Doudou was immediately thundered to the point where she was scorched on the outside, and tender on the inside. Haha, city people sure know how to play!

Theres really no need to mention these womens acting skills, they can practically throw the leading roles of some television dramas hundreds of streets away! It seemed pretty much no different from natural personality!

Looking at the setup, it was seriously a big production scene ah!

Tang Doudous eyes lit up, it looks as if they really got serious this time! Just for the sake of making her look dumb, theyve practically even spurted blood*!

spurted blood means to put in a lot of effort, and might also connote to spending a lot of money.

This was such a golden opportunity, wouldnt it be wasting their good intentions if she doesnt give a proper performance?


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Credits: Translated by Chiyomira, Edited by Prady





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