Mo Shang Hua Kai Chapter 3
The scene from the past turned back to the present.
The Emperor decreed an edict, Li Cong Qing was assigned to do the Imperial Inspection, would travel to Chunan and Erhe Province to inspect. To directly check the people’s condition as well as to listen to the voice of the people.
Many of the officials thought, The Emperor most probably was unable to endure this eat-for-free worm anymore, using this inspecting reason to kick him out. However, several high officials who happened to see Li Cong Qing in the Imperial Study that day had a different kind of opinion. Until now, they still had to resist with great difficulty, didn’t dare to share with other people about this couldn’t be told secret, they almost exploded from holding back.
For the court to dispatch an Imperial Inspection was something common, to represent the Emperor who couldn’t often travel on a long journey to inspect the world. However, this time was rather special because The Emperor ordered Wei Xiao Miao to travel together with the representative.
Wei Xiao Miao since childhood had been chosen to be Third Prince’s, ---currently The Emperor, personal attendant. The whole education and training he had to undergo was definitely different than with other Palace’s attendants. Naturally, his status was not the same. Moreover, he was growing up together with the Emperor, it could even be said that they were inseparable body and shadow, always together.
He was not a mere personal attendant of the Emperor. He was also the Chief of the Palace’s Internal Affairs. He held the highest position in the inner palace as a third rank level official. Although his rank was lower compared to the other high officials, and he was an eunuch, however, in the Inner Palace he had the control over essential authority. In the Imperial Court, more or less, he also had an influence. Most of the higher officials respected him to some extent.
Such an important attendant of the Emperor was given to Li Cong Qing to go along with him, of course it would lead to another theory. The one who was truly dispatched for the Imperial Inspection was actually Wei Xiao Miao. Li Cong Qing was a mere paper tiger1 to be used for outward appearance.
Indeed, it was the truth. Li Cong Qing was taking this task as to visit various scenic spots. All the relevance affairs were taken care of by Wei Xiao Miao. He was only in charge of sitting in the horse carriage and having fun in wherever place they arrived. Just barely having some respect, he was a rather irresponsible person, he only cared to lay idly and live leisurely, just the same as having nothing but this willful thinking.
The Emperor connived in his willful thinking to live comfortably as he pleased in accordance to his temper. But this time, to allow him to leave his side for this long, he couldn’t help but have this reluctant to part with him feeling.
This time, the departure of the Imperial Inspection from the Capital was also not the same from how it used to be. Before, The Imperial Inspector, after the courtesy from receiving the Imperial Edict, would select the date of departure on one’s accord. But to unexpectedly have the Emperor to see him off from the Capital until the Capital’s outskirt personally, before Li Cong Qing left, The Emperor even entered the horse carriage to be alone with him. [To have a secret talk!]
Ehem, this [secret talk] was not the kind of prohibited for viewers under eighteen’s vivid show that the adult readers expected. That kind of limited affairs had been performed coarsely and wildly three days ago. It was unnecessary to do it one more time in the horse carriage. Too tiresome!
“Truly unwilling to let you go to that faraway place.” Song Yu was holding him in his arms, kissing him with his reluctant to part feeling.
“Then just don’t assign me to go.” Li Cong Qing disapprovingly said while yawning exhaustedly.
Because he was about to leave soon, the Emperor was half forcing him to stay overnight in the Imperial Palace. Spending the spring night* passionately three times in a row indeed exhausted him. Last night he was letting him having his way, to the point where the Emperor wouldn’t let him off before early in the morning. Fortunately, because of the preparation for the Imperial Inspection, he wouldn’t have to attend the morning court, so he could have his hard earned luxury of sleeping until late in the morning and to be up later than usual. He didn’t need to suffer the drag and pull by Zhougong [2] in the Grand Audience Hall.
To speak the truth, he was not keen at all to go to the place where ‘Heaven is high and The Emperor is far away’[3]. On one side, he had to suffer the travel-worn, on the other side, he had to part too far with his lover the Emperor. Despite he never said it out loud, from the bottom of his heart, he was also very much reluctant to part with Song Yu. After all, he had become accustomed in indulging himself in each other’s company. Suddenly had to separate to go on a long journey, he really couldn’t get used to it.
“There is some matter that you of course will understand.” Song Yu as if had a profound meaning behind his words.
“Your Majesty has confused this humble subject.”
“Cong Qing, I want you to firmly remember one thing.”
“What is that?”
“Whatever might happen, I will always be here to wait for you.”
“I will be back as soon as possible.” Li Cong Qing was a little confused and couldn’t comprehend his words, but didn’t ask further.
“No need to rush. Just come back when you feel like it.” Song Yu gazed at him meaningfully. “However, don’t let me wait for too long, there will be a day when my patience inevitably will be used up.”
“Your Majesty…” Li Cong Qing had the feeling even more that he wasn’t like his normal self. Every word that he said seemed to drop a hint. What was he hinting at?
“Now go. Be careful on your way. Take good care of yourself. Don’t let me feel anxious. Understand?”
“Mm, I know.”
Both of them stepped down from the horse carriage together. Li Cong Qing once again paid his courtesy to the Emperor with a bow while clasping his hands in front of his chest as a farewell salute. Then slowly disappeared from the Emperor’s line of sight. But, the several high officials who were accompanying the Emperor to see him off had gone crazy from their own wild disordered imaginations. Really wanted to shout to the heaven, ---The Emperor and the Ministry of Rites Assistant must have some kind of (affairs[4]) AAAAA………. ---
The Imperial Inspection’s group traveled with little luggage and few attendants, all together the group was made up of fourteen. Besides Li Cong Qing and Wei Xiao Miao, there were still two officials who followed them on this trip, four bodyguards on horses, three attendants, and three cart drivers ; The four bodyguards on horses were guarding them by lining up in the front, back, left, and right. The other passengers were divided to the three carriages.
Li Cong Qing and Wei Xiao Miao were together in a carriage. Their carriage’s floor was paved by a layer of thick but soft carpet. To provide them an extensive comfort. The small table by the side was pinned with a piece of thin metal, to make the magnetic tea set stay safely set on the table.
“Xiao Miao, you already know, me, regarding other people’s affairs I usually don’t like to pry. However, this time I couldn’t not ask. Why is it His Majesty wanted you to accompany me on this trip?” Li Cong Qing suddenly asked with an indifferent tone.
“His Majesty wanted his subject to serve Sir Li.”
“It must be more than that.”
Although this Sir Li ordinarily was careless and absent-minded in appearance, there would be times when he surprised people with his keen observation. Wei Xiao Miao couldn’t help but become speechless, he didn’t know what he should say, regarding the Seventh Prince’s matter…
“Chunan…I have never been there before, I wonder what kind of place would it look like?” Li Cong Qing listlessly propped up his chin while speaking. “The Seventh Prince, three years ago, pleaded to be sent to Chunan. At that time, many people were extremely shocked. Why would a Prince go to a place where ‘birds don’t defecate and hens don’t lay eggs?[5] It was practically asking for banishment on his own accord.”
Wei Xiao Miao remained silent.
“Forget it, in any case, i will never understand these people of royal family’s way of thinking. It is better if I take my sleep.” Li Cong Qing made another big yawn, inclining his body to recline, to catch up on his sleep.
Wei Xiao Miao took a piece of silk cloth to cover his body, attentively he took care of his master’s most beloved person. He entered the Palace when he was nine years old. At ten, he was chosen to serve his present Master, the Emperor. In a blink of an eye, fifteen years had passed. He had never seen the Emperor dote on someone to this extent. To the point that he no longer accepted new Imperial Concubines. He even made less Imperial Visitations to the Imperial Harem.
If one wanted to say who had the most understanding regarding the Emperor and Ministry of Rites Assistant’s affairs, haiii…, romantic love life, then it would have to be none other than Wei Xiao Miao.[6] He quietly witnessed it from the very beginning until now. Silently, he helped them to keep this secret.
If you curiously asked him, what actually was the turning point, what kind of faithful encounter for these two people brought them together until now, he would say, it was roughly six years ago, at the Spring Festival with the incident of the assassination attempt.
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Talking about assassins, one couldn’t not say that the occupation as The Emperor was full of danger in his line of duty. At all times and all places, there would be possibilities of life threatening situations. That’s because no matter whether what you had done was good or bad, there would always be people who tried to kill you with poison, burn you to death with fire, trample you to death with a horse, threw snakes to bite you to death, lifted the knife to chop you to death, took a sword to stab you to death…Persistently and dauntlessly, wouldn’t be satisfied if not attempting to harm you to death numerous times. Didn’t know which historian reviewer said these words because of this situation ---
‘An Emperor who never met with an assassin, couldn’t be regard as a real Emperor.’ (Soft roar, without intimidation.) ---
After ruling by virtue for five years, nearly one year after the said Imperial exam.
The Emperor of Dashao would hold an annual memorial ceremony every spring, by the day marking the beginning of the forth solar system[7], to pray for the Heaven to bestow the year with favorable weathers for the crops to grow, for all five grains to have a bumper harvest. After the Spring Ceremony, what else but the routine Grand Banquet.
The Spring Ceremony’s Banquet was the Emperor’s important annual festival which allowed the commoners to have fun together in this joyful Grand Banquet. Not only the relatives of the Emperor, the kin of the officials and non-officials, this Grand Banquet also allowed the local commoners who were the native of the nation to participate. These local commoners had to go through a selection, they must possess some traits, ranging from benevolent integrity, filial piety, loyalty and righteousness. The people who had this quality, would be recommended by their local authorities to come. And even ones with a high honorable reputation, in their lifetimes only had this one chance to come to the Imperial Palace to sight-see. Not to mention having the opportunity to have an audience with the sacred countenance of the Emperor.
Obviously, there were also people who would like to spend lots of money to buy the place. Li Cong Yin also bought that one ‘Kind and Charitable’ place, in high spirit, he excitedly entered the Palace to participate, to entice more customers for the sake of his business. In short, if there were assassins mixed in with the commoners to get in, it also was not something that was beyond expectation.
It was told that from the beginning, Li Cong Qing who passed last year’s Imperial Exam was assigned to assume the position in The Ministry of Revenue. A position that would dim the freshly graduated official’s ring of light not long after he had assumed the position. A department in the Palace which had lots of third rank officials like himself. If one wanted to be promoted, wanted to make fortune, then one had to rely on their own actual strength.
The Ministry of Revenue was in charge of administering for the whole nation’s territories, farm lands, census register, taxes, the payments and the salaries, national treasury, as well as every financial arrangement. It was the busiest department among the Six Boards of Ministries. Their daily jobs included writing, copying, transcribing, counting this and counting that all day long. Li Cong Qing who had a listless nature was forced to work hard until he was badly battered and in terrible shape. How he wished he could resign from his official post and return to his original job as the shopkeeper of a bookstore.
If not, he hoped he could be transferred to another department that was more relaxing compared to this one. For example, The Ministry of Rites.
Although being busy, he should still rest when it was time to rest. The officials could partake in the Palace’s banquet, this was his opportunity to seize the chance to take a break from work. At the very least, on that day, he didn’t need to stay up all night to work overtime. Imagine, a person who only needed a cup of wine to become limitlessly drunk, could he properly calculate the exact amount of taxes, payments or the correct expenditure of funds to build a bridge and to pave the roads?
Li Cong Qing attended the Spring Grand Banquet. He who had zero tolerance for liquor drank a little wine, because if he didn’t drink the wine, there was a possibility he might get caught and dragged back to work by the workaholic Assistant of the Revenue Minister, to accompany him in playing with the amusing everlasting layer by layer stacks, like little happy mountains of files.
A few cups of yellow rice wine down his belly, caused the usually loving to sleep Li Cong Qing all the more to lose his consciousness. However, the banquet had yet to end. His Majesty the Emperor still enjoyed the festival with the commoners somewhere far away. They were merely lowly officials, of course they couldn’t leave earlier than the Mighty Emperor.
Using the need to urinate as his excuse, he freed himself from Geng Bai Zuo who constantly urged him to drink. Searching for a desolate place behind the Chinese Rose hedge, he enjoyed his undisturbed leisurely free time. Ever since he entered the Palace to work, it had been a long time since he had this kind of careless and sloppy time when he didn’t have to do anything. He simply laid down peacefully on the soft and cold lawn of grass. Floating about during the snatched gap.
The half-moon in the mid-spring. The Chinese Roses were in bloom. The full bloom of the Liu Chao Jin Fen in the magnificence of multicolored splendor, filled the air with the luxuriant floating lush fragrances of the flowers.
Amidst the flowers and under the moonlight circumstances caused the drunken with bleary eyes Li Cong Qing to happily and care-freely recite a poem in scattered verse. The first half of the poem he recited << Hao Shi Jin >>: “Fei Yan Xin Zhuang, strived to dye the path between the field with its radiance of spring. The outstanding beauty of Xi Shi Zui Wu, drunk to its heart’s content behind the sleeve.” He recited another half verse <>: “Jiao Rong San Bian, filled the small hedges on the yard with its bustling spring color. Amidst the flowers and the wine, envy the carefree and leisure contented old man.” Another poem <> “Happily drunk in the Jade Tower for a while, gazed upon the Su Yu Han Hong. Lazily wrapped in thin clothes to sleep in the cold night, the pillow of spring flowers fragrance’ every night.” --- (note)
Casually recited the poem in disorder, every verse was chanted in a such lazy way, he recited while mimicking the little puppy playing in the meadow, rolling here, rolling there, without any cause he would burst out into laughter, amusing himself, becoming extremely happy.
Extremely drunk!!
The next scene was what was normally written in the book ---- Precisely at the moment when the Emperor leisurely passed by, was precisely the moment he recited the poem’s verse with a laughter which attracted the Emperor’s attention. Afterwards, precisely at the moment he was playfully rolling here and rolling there on the clustered full bloom flowers, was precisely the moment the Emperor caught a glimpse of him. Because of this, The Emperor had a clear look at him.
It could be said, a predestined affinity was indeed a wonderful thing, right?
Last year, after the Imperial examinations, The Emperor didn’t pay him any special attention. But the Emperor’s ability to remember such things was much more superior compared to the ordinary people. Therefore, he roughly had an impression, about the man who seemingly lacked of good virtues yet had lips like spring flowers.
But now, seeing this man after a year, his sparse figure was floating among the fragrance. His drunken appearance was simply innocent, charmingly naïve.
<< Hao Shi Jin>>, <> , <> … The Emperor unconsciously slightly raised the corner of his mouth. Unexpectedly, this ordinary man had a refined and romantic literary grace. Using his tipsy mellow feeling to comply with his chant, he leisurely recited those splendid verses. Between the words and the lines was the undulated sluggishness of flirtatious expressions.
Lazily wrapped in thin clothes to sleep in the cold night, the pillow of spring flowers’ fragrance every night. What a charming reverie to attract infinite thoughts.
“Your Majesty, should we wake him up?” Wei Xiao Miao who accompanied him asked in a whisper.
“No need.”
During the banquet, the drunken people who staggered about could be seen everywhere. Wasn’t really a strange thing. The Emperor walked away from the man who was wrapped around the flower’s hedge, let this drunkard be immersed in his own world.
Li Cong Qing absolutely didn’t know that his drunken state had been seen by the Emperor. Absent-mindedly he took his drunken nap. Sinking in his dreamland, looking for Zhougong who shared the same great luck with him, to play chess.[8]
Just when he was excitedly fought in at close quarters, he was about to beat Zhougong’s army in total defeat, Zhougong became hostile and unexpectedly lifted the table, shouting loudly: “Assassin!! An assassin!! Quick!! Capture the assassin!!”
Tsk!! Really didn’t have the quality to play chess!! Fortunately this old man was an ancestor of the sages that he had to respectfully worship.
Turning his body, he resumed his nap. Wanting to arrange the chessboard back.
It happened so suddenly, there was someone unexpectedly coming in his direction and stepped on his body. He cried out in pain and suddenly got up with a start. Opening his eyes, he wanted to see, actually who was it that stepped on his body. Just about to open his eyes, there wasn’t enough time to look clearly, his body was already weighed down by a heavy object.
“Protect His Majesty!!”
“Quickly capture the assassin!!”
“Hold him down!! Don’t let him run away!!”
The noisy uproar was rapidly closing in from a far. Ferociously noisy with murderous-intention.
So actually it wasn’t because Zhougong had lost in the chess game that he acted shamelessly. There was truly an assassin. The wine effect hadn’t completely worn off, Li Cong Qing was pondering in a daze. So to say, the one who stepped on him was….. an ASSASSIN??!!
That’s right! He was an assassin!!
That assassin, when he was trying to jump over the flower’s hedge, he stepped on Li Cong Qing, losing his central of gravity and tumbled to sit on Li Cong Qing’s body.
Without any coincidence, there would be no stories. In this world, there were such things as being in the worst of luck until one couldn’t be even worse anymore. There was a person who was walking on the road who could actually be caught in the midstream of thunder and lightning. The poor Li Cong Qing, reclining on the ground, being stepped upon, being weighed down, breathed in a little air, but had to gasp out a lot of air, the mouthful of air had difficulty to pass his narrow passage causing him to be unable to breathe.
This assassin also had extremely bad luck. He chose the wrong route to escape. A single slip might cause lasting sorrow. Already slipped and fell, would he be able to turn around and flee? The large number of Imperial Guards were rushing like swarms, surrounding him in a circle to block his way, along with the unable to get up for a while, Li Cong Qing.
The Emperor saw the assassin ran to the direction where Li Cong Qing was reclining, jumped to cross over the flowers hedge, soon after that an out of pain cry was transmitted. Upon hearing this painful cry, in his heart, he couldn’t help but have a fearful feeling. Unable to conceal his worry, he went to Li Cong Qing’s place, afraid that he had been killed by the assassin.
Without much consideration, without being guarded tightly by his guards, he moved closer. Ignoring the anxious bodyguards who wanted to protect him by blocking his way, with him unable to restrain the concern, he strode forward to the assassin and Li Cong Qing’s direction.
Li Cong Qing endured the pain and made an effort to get up. But his body hadn’t had the chance to stand upright properly, a long glittering sword was already on his neck. Made him unable to decide, should he stand upright? Or was it better if he goes back to recline on the ground? This drunken insect who loved to sleep eventually became scared to death, unable to hold the pea-sized cold sweat from rolling down.
“Don’t come here!! If you come, I will kill him!!” The killer in the commoner’s attire shouted out his threat. Looked like he was mixing himself in the crowd of commoners who entered the Imperial Palace for sightseeing.
Li Cong Qing was being seized as hostage.
The Imperial Guards who surrounded them didn’t dare to make any reckless movement, only confronted him with their glaring eyes.
The Emperor opened up the barricade, entered the inner side of the made of people wall, ordered with his solemn manner and deep voice : “Let him go.”
“Make way!!” The assassin who took Li Cong Qing as his hostage made a very slow shifting, attempting to charge out alive.
“Your subjects are waiting for Your Majesty’s order.” The Chief of the Imperial Guards was waiting for the Emperor to give his order, to lift the sword and kill the assassin, didn’t pay much consideration for the safety of the hostage.
The Emperor calmly raised his hand, signaling the prohibition of impatient action. He didn’t want Li Cong Qing to be harmed, so much to the point of death.
As it went like the saying goes, even if you closed your door and sat inside the house, the calamity would still befall upon you. Li Cong Qing truly received the descended from Heaven’s calamity, his facial senses had formed a sad shape[9], stammering said : “A…aiii…. , Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, I am but an insignificant lowly ranking official. You take me as a hostage is of no use.”
“SHUT UP!! Be mindful or I will kill you!” The assassin roared with an angry voice.
The sharp edge of the knife was pressing close to his skin, Li Cong Qing obviously could feel the chilly cold air of the metal, furthermore, he could feel that the assassin’s hand was shaking greatly. He was extremely afraid that the assassin’s terrible shake, once he made a slip because of the trembling, he would snap his neck and send him to be the son-in-law of the King of Hell. In that case, he indeed had been treated unjustly to death.
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, may I plead, could you please not tremble?” Li Cong Qing was sincerely pleading to him. Hoping that he would emit compassion and didn’t tremble like crazy anymore. Two of his fingers, while trembling in fear were trying to pinch away the sword’s edge, trying to move them away a little bit.
“SHUT UP!! Don’t move!!” The assassin was using more strength to press him down using the sword.
Li Cong Qing hurriedly withdrew his fingers, so as not to let his fingers be the first to suffer, he stiffened his body, didn’t dare to move randomly. An idea passed through his mind like a flash of light. Mustering up his courage, he attempted to negotiate by reasoning with him: “Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, I understand that you must have unsatisfied feelings towards the Imperial Government, you bravely risked your life to face the danger and entered the Imperial Palace , thinking about sharing your opinion to His Majesty the Emperor. Everything could be talked over. Need not to move the knife or shift the sword, alright?”
“What shit do you know!!”
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, you may not speak like that. The saying goes: ‘To say you know when you know, and to say you don’t know when you don’t know.’ If you say, then I will know. If you don’t say, of course I wouldn’t know.”
“What kind of know this know that, I don’t understand you! I just know that I want to kill that dog Emperor!!”
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, as far as I know, the Emperor isn’t like a dog, but like a rat.”
“Hmph!! Then, that rat Emperor!!”
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, put down your knife, repent and attain enlightenment.” Li Cong Qing patiently tried to persuade him, sincerely advised him, he looked exactly like an old monk from a temple.
“I am holding a sword, not a knife!!” The blue veins on the forehead of the assassin were twitching greatly.
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, put down your sword, repent and attain enlightenment.” People would be able to think fast in an emergency. Li Cong Qing was emitting cold sweat. He was practically babbling nonsense.
“I don’t want to attain enlightenment!! I want to kill that dog Emperor!” The blue veins of the assassin were twitching like crazy as if almost burst out the blood vessel.
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, it is a rat……”
“SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! Don’t call me with that whatever shitty Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin!! If not, I will kill you!!” The assassin had almost gone crazy because of him.
Li Cong Qing opened his mouth, wanted to say something, but thinking again, it would be better if he obediently shut his mouth. Beside frightened to the point of having an appearance of feeble legs, he truly felt that he was actually very unlucky. The hard to get undisturbed nap was ruined by this not too bright assassin. Was there truly no such thing as laziness anymoreeeeeeeeeeee………
Hearing the laughable conversation between Li Cong Qing and the assassin, the Emperor was almost unable to hold back his laughter from bursting out. This Li Cong Qing was unexpectedly this kind of interesting man. Death was about to befall on him, he was still able to speak off the cuff, blabbering nonsense to get his way, to make the assassin’s emotional state disturbed and disordered. He hadn’t experienced this kind of amusement for a long time, even though that under the threat of a sword Li Cong Qing could be dead at any time.
The Emperor didn’t laugh. May not laugh. Straightening his face to maintain his piercingly cold smart face, didn’t leak out the slightest amount of intent to laugh, the Emperor put on his completely majestic manner and ordered: “Let him go, I will let you escape.”
“Hmph!! You think I will believe your dog Emperor’s words? No! Rat Emperor is the correct one!!”
“That’s right! That’s right! Big Brother Assassin, you finally can remember that Emperor is like a rat!” Li Cong Qing responded excitedly, only without giving the cheering applause to encourage him.
“Aaaaaaa…….----You shut your mouth!! Aaaaaa……..” The assassin stomped his feet in anger.
Li Cong Qing’s heart fearfully skipped a beat, the Emperor’s heart anxiously skipped a beat. Afraid that the assassin went crazy and stabbed him to death.
Taking advantage of the confused state of mind of the assassin for immediate precautions, The Emperor’s sharp eyes flashed with an idea. Seized this crucial moment, he decided to quickly instruct the Chief of the Imperial Guards who was standing by his side: “You can kill the assassin, but do not harm the hostage.”
The Chief of the Imperial Guards received the order. Swiftly, he charged forward, as sudden as a flash of lightning he launched his attack.
The assassin was driven to desperate action[10]. Hurriedly shoved Li Cong Qing to the Emperor.
The Emperor unconsciously spread both his arms to catch him.
Li Cong Qing’s whole body was staggering, then fell forward.
The assassin’s sword ruthlessly pierced through his shoulder blade from behind causing him to bleed profusely. He was planning to stab the Emperor who was about to catch Li Cong Qing, using his sword and pierced through his body, to stab the Emperor’s heart.
Li Cong Qing was being shoved too forcefully, instead of falling into the Emperor’s chest, multiplied by his own effort, he pushed away the Emperor’s opened arms.
The Emperor retreated two steps because of his shove, resulting in the tip of the sword being halted in front of the Emperor’s chest at a very close distance, didn’t even hurt half the size of the hair.
Everything, from the beginning to the end happened in the twinkling of an eye. Li Cong Qing was unable to bear the sudden acute pain, in front of his eyes was a layer of darkness. Gradually, he toppled down.
“LI CONG QING!!”
Before losing his consciousness, he heard the calm and deep voice of the Emperor uncontrollably broke out into a shout, calling out his name loudly. Haaii…. Who would have thought that the Emperor would remember his name…
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The next day, when Li Cong Qing slowly regained his consciousness, he realized that he was in some strange place.
Oh! Oh! Oh! , was it the sleeping quarter of the Emperor?
Ehem... If you are cupping your cheeks with your hand, and shrieking while expecting it with all the flowers in your heart in full bloom. Really have to say sorry to all the dear readers, you have guessed it wrong!!
Was the Emperor’s sleeping quarter a convenient place where just anyone could enter and sleep? [11] Just say that our Li fellow is the leading role here, but at this time, in the Emperor’s eyes, he is not more than an injured person.[11] To stay in the Emperor’s sleeping quarter to heal and recuperate is a matter that could stimulate alluring and erotic thoughts. At least for now, if there is nothing happening, of course it is proper and to be expected as a matter of course.
He was reclining on the Imperial Physician’s quarter’s sick bed. His entire body was weak and powerless. The first thing he felt right after he regained his consciousness was; the sudden burst of scalding hot with the extremely sharp and intense pain on his shoulder.
Hurts! It was really hurts! In his life time, he had never felt such acute pain!
“……So hurt……..” Couldn’t bear it, he let out a weak moan.
“Ah!! Sir Li has woken up!!”
“Great Doctor, Sir Li finally has woken up, come and check him!!”
“Quick, send the word to inform His Majesty. Report that Sir Li has awoken!”
There was an unnecessary racket by his side. All of Li Cong Qing’s awareness was on his acute pain, instinctively he struggled for a bit, causing more pain.
He was a man who adopted a comfortable life style. Never had to suffer such a serious wound. Never had to bear such acute pain. All of himself was spoiled with delicate skin and was a fair complexioned person. Regarding intense pain, his endurance was much more lower than any ordinary person. Absolutely couldn’t bear this kind of violent and intense suffering. Tears had been rolling down like pouring. Loudly cried and shouted: “So hurt!! So hurt!! So hurt!!”
“Sir Li, please don’t move randomly!! Your wound is bleeding again!!”
“Quick, hold Sir Li down! Don’t let him flail about!”
“SO HURT! SO HURT! SO HURT!” Li Cong Qing was weeping loudly like a little child. Unable to contain it, he was uncontrollably crying and shouting loudly. He felt like he was hurt to death!
Everybody acted in confusion in order to hold him down.
When the Emperor arrived, the sight of Li Cong Qing’s hands and feet being held down by a crowd of people met his eyes. The doctor was busily untying the blood stained wrapping cloth from his seeping out blood’s wound. Repeatedly applied the thick ointment on the wound.
The Emperor strode to the bed’s side. The attendants who were helping the Great Doctor saw the Emperor, hurriedly they let go of the troublesome patient who was still crying nonstop and respectfully greeted the Emperor. “Your subject respectfully greets Your Majesty.”
“SO HURT!!!” Once his hands and feet were freed, Li Cong Qing started to struggle and crying loudly again.
“I know you are hurt, don’t flail about anymore, otherwise, it will be more hurtful.” The Emperor even surprised himself with his unusual gentle intonation. Sitting on the edge of the bed, he lightly pressed the other side of his shoulder which was not wounded. With his gentle push, he pressed him back on the bed, not allowing him to resist. “Doctor, quick, carefully treat his wound.”
“Yes.” The Great Doctor proceeded without delay. He took clean wrapping clothes and wrapped the wound.
Li Cong Qing was hurt to the point of dying! But under the Emperor’s gentle pressure, he didn’t recklessly flail about anymore. Gradually, he calmed down. Only his tears were still rolling down like before. Couldn’t be stopped. His crying and shouting loudly had changed into a sobbing and whimper sound. Extremely miserable and pitiful. Whole heartedly he cursed and blamed the assassin, why didn’t he just give him a simple and direct stab to kill him? Making him suffer a living hell.
His mediocre looks originally couldn’t be said as ugly. But he was crying so unsightly, with a running nose. The Emperor not only didn’t feel disgusted, he even felt that this kind of face was a little adorable. He couldn’t resist to lift his sleeve and wipe the flowing profusely tears and snivel from his face. Smiling while lightly mocking him: “A big man crying like this, don’t you feel ashamed?”
“Wuuu….. The one hurting is not you…. Of course you can speak like that…..” With much difficulty, he squeezed out his voice to retort, his hoarse voice was shaking from the pain.
This was the very first time Li Cong Qing expressed his unruly self to the Emperor. At this moment, his mind was unclear because of the pain, he completely had forgotten that the one he was speaking to was his Big Boss.
However, unexpectedly, towards his disrespectful, unruly, inconsiderate and disobedient attitude, the Emperor tolerated him with a contained smiling face.
This kind of manner, this way of speaking, was close to an intimate relationship.
After the wound had been wrapped, the Great Doctor brought a bowl of medicine, carefully propped to help him sit. “Sir Li, please drink this medicine.”
Li Cong Qing glanced at the dark with seven layers of blackness and thick with stink odor deathly looking medicine, he twisted his brows with a look of disgust on his face. “Don’t want!!” He cast his face to the side, pursing his lips and momentarily transformed into a child.
“Sir Li, this medicine, not only can heal your blood clot and relax your stiffened muscle, this medicine also has the effect of a pain reliever.” The Great Doctor also coaxed him like coaxing a child.
Hearing that it could relieve his pain, he couldn’t help but waver for a while. But in his whole life, he loathed to drink medicine the most. It was practically asking him to die!
“Give it to me.” The Emperor took the bowl of medicine from the Great Doctor’s hand and held it in front of him. Under the eyes of the shocked audiences, he condescended and held the spoon to feed the medicine to his mouth. Coaxing him with soft words: “Come on, drink this.”
Li Cong Qing with his childish temper pursed his lips tightly, his face was of defiant.
“Open your mouth.” The Emperor ordered him with a gentle voice.
He glanced again at the black and thick medicine, then glanced at the gentle but not losing his dignified expression of the Emperor, Li Cong Qing as stubborn as a bull, pursed his lips even tighter. Showing an unwilling to drink temper. Even though this man ordinarily showed a careless, lazy, easy going, obliging and an everything could be settled through discussion kind of appearance, but once he became strong-head, he wouldn’t be different to an obstinate bull.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Would the Emperor proceed to feed him the medicine with his own mouth?
Haiii… Dear honorable readers, your expectation are truly too high. This couple at this time hasn’t had that kind of sharing meager resources [12] relationship yet.
Deadlocked for a period of time, the middle of spring’s air was still cold, the hot medicine had become cool. The Emperor handed over the bowl of medicine back to the Great Doctor.
Li Cong Qing’s eyes were shining brightly, he thought that he didn’t have to drink the medicine anymore.
The Emperor wouldn’t want to grant him his wish, instructed the Great Doctor: “Bring a new one.” He was not being impatient nor angry. Also not forcefully coercing Li Cong Qing, instead, he lightly said: “I will just sit here, waiting for you to drink the medicine. After that I will go.”
The words were telling that he would dilly-dally together with him. Just see, who had the most patience.
Looking at him pouting his cheek and biting his lips, The Emperor felt a kind of awkwardness for his spoiled as if being wronged impression. Attentively looking at his face, a hard to resist shred of interest was rising, wanting to ask him, are your lips delicious?
Not long afterwards, a bowl of steaming hot medicine was coming again.
The Emperor was looking at him, firmly and quietly looking at him.
Really wanted to dilly-dally?
Li Cong Qing, who at first persisted for a while, was feeling that the Emperor’s direct gaze had made his head and skin numb. Moreover, the pain on his shoulder was hard to bear, in the end, he raised his white flag and surrendered. Obediently opened his mouth. Forcing himself to swallow the medicine that the Emperor personally fed him. His brows were knitted into a deep frown. His whole face was distorted and forming a regiment.
The Emperor patiently fed him spoon by spoon. Li Cong Qing was unable to bear the spoon by spoon bitterness. Better to get it over with it rather than prolong the agony. He simply snatched the bowl from the Emperor’s hand, faced up and gulped down a mouthful of the medicine. Mommy….. It bitterness is killing me!!
His too sudden reckless movement pulled the wound and causing a sharp pain. Made him cover his wound with his hand and leaked out a suffering expression.
“Don’t move about anymore, be good and recuperate.” The Emperor helped him to recline. Once again, unable to resist the urge to caress his pale face, like a gentle wind, his thumb carelessly brushed past the blood colored lips.
Recalling that dark red as the spring flowers’ color of his lips, beautifully fresh and made people enchanted.
After the pain was already alleviated a bit, Li Cong Qing also was worn out from the pain, worn out from the crying, worn out from the fussing. His consciousness finally became calmer and sober. With his eyelids half hanging, he returned to his normal humble subject’s bearing, respectfully said: “Humble subject is thankful for Your Majesty’s concern.”
Hah!! Finally you are aware about me, huh? The Emperor’s smile had become wider. Unwittingly he recalled the time when Li Cong Qing was seized as hostage by the assassin, the sad shaped face he made at that time was of a ‘how come I am so unlucky’ expression rather than ‘Help me!! I’m afraid!!’ expression. The Emperor thought to himself, this person is actually a very interesting one, unlike his ordinary dull and indifferent outward appearance as one has seen.
From this occasion, the Emperor firmly remembered about Li Cong Qing.
A pure coincidence had become an impure predestined relationship. These two people’s relationship was officially led by the red thread of destiny.
Long afterwards in the future, whenever he recalled about this matter, Li Cong Qing would suddenly be reminded, at that time, he was already literally being held firmly by the Emperor. Whenever he displayed his obstinacy temper, the Emperor would always have a measure to make him obediently listen to him.
The so called: there is a greater thing above a great thing[13], was this saying coming from this kind of sense?
And then, this kind of talk was not expected to be talked, Li Cong Qing, after that event had learnt one more truth which made him speechless.
When he was seized by the assassin, confronting the life and death situation, the Master of his family, Li Cong Yin, not only didn’t he rush to his rescue, but with the heart of a wolf and lungs of dog he even opened up a gamble board. [14] ---- The assassin was flatten, Li Cong Qing was rescued; The assassin successfully escaped, Li Cong Qing laid his life for his country; Both the assassin and Li Cong Qing was spent. ----- The payment compensation ratio was one to two to three.
Besides openly setting up a gamble board in the Imperial Palace, he also used his own younger brother’s life to rake in some dirty money as to settle the sum of money he had paid. After that event, he even said to Li Cong Qing, “Fortunately our family also has this funeral and interment business, in case you were unfortunate enough and departed earlier, the coffin could be afforded with a good price. Who knows, maybe the gravestone price also could be reduced to half.”
“Why don’t you just wrap me in a simple grass mat, then just casually dig a hole to bury me?” Li Cong Qing languidly responded to him.
“May not!! If I do this, it would hard for me to tell the people that I didn’t take too much from the relief payment.” [15] Li Cong Yin feigned his seriousness and earnestly answered him.
Although understanding that the Master really had faith in him, believed that he definitely would be rescued, and without any conscience passed it off as a mere dark joke, Li Cong Qing still put on a dark expression. With this kind of big brother, what can a younger brother say?
As for the assassin, as the reason he wanted to assassinate the Emperor, was nothing else but about an authority dispute, enemy from another nation. To sum it all up, this kind of act could be counted as a wasteful act? [16] With this, for the time being, let’s press down the button and not talk anymore.
End of Mo Shang Hua Kai Chapter 3
Notes ---The following are all the names of the antiquity breed of a variety of Chinese Roses:
Liu Chao Jin Fen, Fei Yan Xin Zhuang, Xi Shi Zui Wu, Jiao Rong San Bian, Su Yu Han Hong,
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1 Paper tiger: only has the frightening appearance but can’t bite. In other words: Useless ruler or useless official.
2 Spring night: lusty night.
Zhougong: Duke of Zhou, son of King Wen of Zhou, played an important role as regent in founding the Western Zhou, and also known as the “God of Dreams”. Of course Li Cong Qing was addressing him as the latest, as the God of Dreams.
3 Heaven is high and The Emperor is far away: an idiom for saying: a place one may do whatever one wishes without fear of interference from the higher power/authority.
4 Affairs: the actual meaning for this word is: adultery, an improper relationship.
5 Birds don’t defecate and hens don’t lay eggs: an idiom meaning; a very remote and desolate place.
6 Haiiii…. (a long sigh) : the author use this to correct him/herself from the word ‘affairs’ to ‘romantic love life’
7 The Beginning of the forth solar system: usually around March 20th/21st – April 4th.
8 Li Cong Qing considered Zhougong, the God of Dreams, as very lucky since could be always in the dreamland. XD
9 The sad shape here is literally the sad emoticon.
10 The original text was: a cornered dog will jump over the wall.
11 The original text is: whatever cat and dog, meaning: people of small importance.
12 Sharing meager resources: eating from the same plate/bowl, in other words: an indirect kiss. XD
13 There is a greater thing above a great thing: everything has its superior. In this case, Li Cong Qing’s obstinacy is still inferior to the Emperor’s patience.
14 Heart of wolf and lungs of dog: extremely heartless and ungrateful.
15 Relief payment: compensation payment for the family of the deceased.
16 The original text: Eat until full, then have nothing to do, so doing useless things to waste the energy. It’s a very popular Chinese idiom that is often heard ---In fact, my mom always said that to me… LOL… XD .
Mo Shang Hua Kai Chapter 3
The scene from the past turned back to the present.
The Emperor decreed an edict, Li Cong Qing was assigned to do the Imperial Inspection, would travel to Chunan and Erhe Province to inspect. To directly check the people’s condition as well as to listen to the voice of the people.
Many of the officials thought, The Emperor most probably was unable to endure this eat-for-free worm anymore, using this inspecting reason to kick him out. However, several high officials who happened to see Li Cong Qing in the Imperial Study that day had a different kind of opinion. Until now, they still had to resist with great difficulty, didn’t dare to share with other people about this couldn’t be told secret, they almost exploded from holding back.
For the court to dispatch an Imperial Inspection was something common, to represent the Emperor who couldn’t often travel on a long journey to inspect the world. However, this time was rather special because The Emperor ordered Wei Xiao Miao to travel together with the representative.
Wei Xiao Miao since childhood had been chosen to be Third Prince’s, ---currently The Emperor, personal attendant. The whole education and training he had to undergo was definitely different than with other Palace’s attendants. Naturally, his status was not the same. Moreover, he was growing up together with the Emperor, it could even be said that they were inseparable body and shadow, always together.
He was not a mere personal attendant of the Emperor. He was also the Chief of the Palace’s Internal Affairs. He held the highest position in the inner palace as a third rank level official. Although his rank was lower compared to the other high officials, and he was an eunuch, however, in the Inner Palace he had the control over essential authority. In the Imperial Court, more or less, he also had an influence. Most of the higher officials respected him to some extent.
Such an important attendant of the Emperor was given to Li Cong Qing to go along with him, of course it would lead to another theory. The one who was truly dispatched for the Imperial Inspection was actually Wei Xiao Miao. Li Cong Qing was a mere paper tiger1 to be used for outward appearance.
Indeed, it was the truth. Li Cong Qing was taking this task as to visit various scenic spots. All the relevance affairs were taken care of by Wei Xiao Miao. He was only in charge of sitting in the horse carriage and having fun in wherever place they arrived. Just barely having some respect, he was a rather irresponsible person, he only cared to lay idly and live leisurely, just the same as having nothing but this willful thinking.
The Emperor connived in his willful thinking to live comfortably as he pleased in accordance to his temper. But this time, to allow him to leave his side for this long, he couldn’t help but have this reluctant to part with him feeling.
This time, the departure of the Imperial Inspection from the Capital was also not the same from how it used to be. Before, The Imperial Inspector, after the courtesy from receiving the Imperial Edict, would select the date of departure on one’s accord. But to unexpectedly have the Emperor to see him off from the Capital until the Capital’s outskirt personally, before Li Cong Qing left, The Emperor even entered the horse carriage to be alone with him. [To have a secret talk!]
Ehem, this [secret talk] was not the kind of prohibited for viewers under eighteen’s vivid show that the adult readers expected. That kind of limited affairs had been performed coarsely and wildly three days ago. It was unnecessary to do it one more time in the horse carriage. Too tiresome!
“Truly unwilling to let you go to that faraway place.” Song Yu was holding him in his arms, kissing him with his reluctant to part feeling.
“Then just don’t assign me to go.” Li Cong Qing disapprovingly said while yawning exhaustedly.
Because he was about to leave soon, the Emperor was half forcing him to stay overnight in the Imperial Palace. Spending the spring night* passionately three times in a row indeed exhausted him. Last night he was letting him having his way, to the point where the Emperor wouldn’t let him off before early in the morning. Fortunately, because of the preparation for the Imperial Inspection, he wouldn’t have to attend the morning court, so he could have his hard earned luxury of sleeping until late in the morning and to be up later than usual. He didn’t need to suffer the drag and pull by Zhougong [2] in the Grand Audience Hall.
To speak the truth, he was not keen at all to go to the place where ‘Heaven is high and The Emperor is far away’[3]. On one side, he had to suffer the travel-worn, on the other side, he had to part too far with his lover the Emperor. Despite he never said it out loud, from the bottom of his heart, he was also very much reluctant to part with Song Yu. After all, he had become accustomed in indulging himself in each other’s company. Suddenly had to separate to go on a long journey, he really couldn’t get used to it.
“There is some matter that you of course will understand.” Song Yu as if had a profound meaning behind his words.
“Your Majesty has confused this humble subject.”
“Cong Qing, I want you to firmly remember one thing.”
“What is that?”
“Whatever might happen, I will always be here to wait for you.”
“I will be back as soon as possible.” Li Cong Qing was a little confused and couldn’t comprehend his words, but didn’t ask further.
“No need to rush. Just come back when you feel like it.” Song Yu gazed at him meaningfully. “However, don’t let me wait for too long, there will be a day when my patience inevitably will be used up.”
“Your Majesty…” Li Cong Qing had the feeling even more that he wasn’t like his normal self. Every word that he said seemed to drop a hint. What was he hinting at?
“Now go. Be careful on your way. Take good care of yourself. Don’t let me feel anxious. Understand?”
“Mm, I know.”
Both of them stepped down from the horse carriage together. Li Cong Qing once again paid his courtesy to the Emperor with a bow while clasping his hands in front of his chest as a farewell salute. Then slowly disappeared from the Emperor’s line of sight. But, the several high officials who were accompanying the Emperor to see him off had gone crazy from their own wild disordered imaginations. Really wanted to shout to the heaven, ---The Emperor and the Ministry of Rites Assistant must have some kind of (affairs[4]) AAAAA………. ---
The Imperial Inspection’s group traveled with little luggage and few attendants, all together the group was made up of fourteen. Besides Li Cong Qing and Wei Xiao Miao, there were still two officials who followed them on this trip, four bodyguards on horses, three attendants, and three cart drivers ; The four bodyguards on horses were guarding them by lining up in the front, back, left, and right. The other passengers were divided to the three carriages.
Li Cong Qing and Wei Xiao Miao were together in a carriage. Their carriage’s floor was paved by a layer of thick but soft carpet. To provide them an extensive comfort. The small table by the side was pinned with a piece of thin metal, to make the magnetic tea set stay safely set on the table.
“Xiao Miao, you already know, me, regarding other people’s affairs I usually don’t like to pry. However, this time I couldn’t not ask. Why is it His Majesty wanted you to accompany me on this trip?” Li Cong Qing suddenly asked with an indifferent tone.
“His Majesty wanted his subject to serve Sir Li.”
“It must be more than that.”
Although this Sir Li ordinarily was careless and absent-minded in appearance, there would be times when he surprised people with his keen observation. Wei Xiao Miao couldn’t help but become speechless, he didn’t know what he should say, regarding the Seventh Prince’s matter…
“Chunan…I have never been there before, I wonder what kind of place would it look like?” Li Cong Qing listlessly propped up his chin while speaking. “The Seventh Prince, three years ago, pleaded to be sent to Chunan. At that time, many people were extremely shocked. Why would a Prince go to a place where ‘birds don’t defecate and hens don’t lay eggs?[5] It was practically asking for banishment on his own accord.”
Wei Xiao Miao remained silent.
“Forget it, in any case, i will never understand these people of royal family’s way of thinking. It is better if I take my sleep.” Li Cong Qing made another big yawn, inclining his body to recline, to catch up on his sleep.
Wei Xiao Miao took a piece of silk cloth to cover his body, attentively he took care of his master’s most beloved person. He entered the Palace when he was nine years old. At ten, he was chosen to serve his present Master, the Emperor. In a blink of an eye, fifteen years had passed. He had never seen the Emperor dote on someone to this extent. To the point that he no longer accepted new Imperial Concubines. He even made less Imperial Visitations to the Imperial Harem.
If one wanted to say who had the most understanding regarding the Emperor and Ministry of Rites Assistant’s affairs, haiii…, romantic love life, then it would have to be none other than Wei Xiao Miao.[6] He quietly witnessed it from the very beginning until now. Silently, he helped them to keep this secret.
If you curiously asked him, what actually was the turning point, what kind of faithful encounter for these two people brought them together until now, he would say, it was roughly six years ago, at the Spring Festival with the incident of the assassination attempt.
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Talking about assassins, one couldn’t not say that the occupation as The Emperor was full of danger in his line of duty. At all times and all places, there would be possibilities of life threatening situations. That’s because no matter whether what you had done was good or bad, there would always be people who tried to kill you with poison, burn you to death with fire, trample you to death with a horse, threw snakes to bite you to death, lifted the knife to chop you to death, took a sword to stab you to death…Persistently and dauntlessly, wouldn’t be satisfied if not attempting to harm you to death numerous times. Didn’t know which historian reviewer said these words because of this situation ---
‘An Emperor who never met with an assassin, couldn’t be regard as a real Emperor.’ (Soft roar, without intimidation.) ---
After ruling by virtue for five years, nearly one year after the said Imperial exam.
The Emperor of Dashao would hold an annual memorial ceremony every spring, by the day marking the beginning of the forth solar system[7], to pray for the Heaven to bestow the year with favorable weathers for the crops to grow, for all five grains to have a bumper harvest. After the Spring Ceremony, what else but the routine Grand Banquet.
The Spring Ceremony’s Banquet was the Emperor’s important annual festival which allowed the commoners to have fun together in this joyful Grand Banquet. Not only the relatives of the Emperor, the kin of the officials and non-officials, this Grand Banquet also allowed the local commoners who were the native of the nation to participate. These local commoners had to go through a selection, they must possess some traits, ranging from benevolent integrity, filial piety, loyalty and righteousness. The people who had this quality, would be recommended by their local authorities to come. And even ones with a high honorable reputation, in their lifetimes only had this one chance to come to the Imperial Palace to sight-see. Not to mention having the opportunity to have an audience with the sacred countenance of the Emperor.
Obviously, there were also people who would like to spend lots of money to buy the place. Li Cong Yin also bought that one ‘Kind and Charitable’ place, in high spirit, he excitedly entered the Palace to participate, to entice more customers for the sake of his business. In short, if there were assassins mixed in with the commoners to get in, it also was not something that was beyond expectation.
It was told that from the beginning, Li Cong Qing who passed last year’s Imperial Exam was assigned to assume the position in The Ministry of Revenue. A position that would dim the freshly graduated official’s ring of light not long after he had assumed the position. A department in the Palace which had lots of third rank officials like himself. If one wanted to be promoted, wanted to make fortune, then one had to rely on their own actual strength.
The Ministry of Revenue was in charge of administering for the whole nation’s territories, farm lands, census register, taxes, the payments and the salaries, national treasury, as well as every financial arrangement. It was the busiest department among the Six Boards of Ministries. Their daily jobs included writing, copying, transcribing, counting this and counting that all day long. Li Cong Qing who had a listless nature was forced to work hard until he was badly battered and in terrible shape. How he wished he could resign from his official post and return to his original job as the shopkeeper of a bookstore.
If not, he hoped he could be transferred to another department that was more relaxing compared to this one. For example, The Ministry of Rites.
Although being busy, he should still rest when it was time to rest. The officials could partake in the Palace’s banquet, this was his opportunity to seize the chance to take a break from work. At the very least, on that day, he didn’t need to stay up all night to work overtime. Imagine, a person who only needed a cup of wine to become limitlessly drunk, could he properly calculate the exact amount of taxes, payments or the correct expenditure of funds to build a bridge and to pave the roads?
Li Cong Qing attended the Spring Grand Banquet. He who had zero tolerance for liquor drank a little wine, because if he didn’t drink the wine, there was a possibility he might get caught and dragged back to work by the workaholic Assistant of the Revenue Minister, to accompany him in playing with the amusing everlasting layer by layer stacks, like little happy mountains of files.
A few cups of yellow rice wine down his belly, caused the usually loving to sleep Li Cong Qing all the more to lose his consciousness. However, the banquet had yet to end. His Majesty the Emperor still enjoyed the festival with the commoners somewhere far away. They were merely lowly officials, of course they couldn’t leave earlier than the Mighty Emperor.
Using the need to urinate as his excuse, he freed himself from Geng Bai Zuo who constantly urged him to drink. Searching for a desolate place behind the Chinese Rose hedge, he enjoyed his undisturbed leisurely free time. Ever since he entered the Palace to work, it had been a long time since he had this kind of careless and sloppy time when he didn’t have to do anything. He simply laid down peacefully on the soft and cold lawn of grass. Floating about during the snatched gap.
The half-moon in the mid-spring. The Chinese Roses were in bloom. The full bloom of the Liu Chao Jin Fen in the magnificence of multicolored splendor, filled the air with the luxuriant floating lush fragrances of the flowers.
Amidst the flowers and under the moonlight circumstances caused the drunken with bleary eyes Li Cong Qing to happily and care-freely recite a poem in scattered verse. The first half of the poem he recited << Hao Shi Jin >>: “Fei Yan Xin Zhuang, strived to dye the path between the field with its radiance of spring. The outstanding beauty of Xi Shi Zui Wu, drunk to its heart’s content behind the sleeve.” He recited another half verse <>: “Jiao Rong San Bian, filled the small hedges on the yard with its bustling spring color. Amidst the flowers and the wine, envy the carefree and leisure contented old man.” Another poem <> “Happily drunk in the Jade Tower for a while, gazed upon the Su Yu Han Hong. Lazily wrapped in thin clothes to sleep in the cold night, the pillow of spring flowers fragrance’ every night.” --- (note)
Casually recited the poem in disorder, every verse was chanted in a such lazy way, he recited while mimicking the little puppy playing in the meadow, rolling here, rolling there, without any cause he would burst out into laughter, amusing himself, becoming extremely happy.
Extremely drunk!!
The next scene was what was normally written in the book ---- Precisely at the moment when the Emperor leisurely passed by, was precisely the moment he recited the poem’s verse with a laughter which attracted the Emperor’s attention. Afterwards, precisely at the moment he was playfully rolling here and rolling there on the clustered full bloom flowers, was precisely the moment the Emperor caught a glimpse of him. Because of this, The Emperor had a clear look at him.
It could be said, a predestined affinity was indeed a wonderful thing, right?
Last year, after the Imperial examinations, The Emperor didn’t pay him any special attention. But the Emperor’s ability to remember such things was much more superior compared to the ordinary people. Therefore, he roughly had an impression, about the man who seemingly lacked of good virtues yet had lips like spring flowers.
But now, seeing this man after a year, his sparse figure was floating among the fragrance. His drunken appearance was simply innocent, charmingly naïve.
<< Hao Shi Jin>>, <> , <> … The Emperor unconsciously slightly raised the corner of his mouth. Unexpectedly, this ordinary man had a refined and romantic literary grace. Using his tipsy mellow feeling to comply with his chant, he leisurely recited those splendid verses. Between the words and the lines was the undulated sluggishness of flirtatious expressions.
Lazily wrapped in thin clothes to sleep in the cold night, the pillow of spring flowers’ fragrance every night. What a charming reverie to attract infinite thoughts.
“Your Majesty, should we wake him up?” Wei Xiao Miao who accompanied him asked in a whisper.
“No need.”
During the banquet, the drunken people who staggered about could be seen everywhere. Wasn’t really a strange thing. The Emperor walked away from the man who was wrapped around the flower’s hedge, let this drunkard be immersed in his own world.
Li Cong Qing absolutely didn’t know that his drunken state had been seen by the Emperor. Absent-mindedly he took his drunken nap. Sinking in his dreamland, looking for Zhougong who shared the same great luck with him, to play chess.[8]
Just when he was excitedly fought in at close quarters, he was about to beat Zhougong’s army in total defeat, Zhougong became hostile and unexpectedly lifted the table, shouting loudly: “Assassin!! An assassin!! Quick!! Capture the assassin!!”
Tsk!! Really didn’t have the quality to play chess!! Fortunately this old man was an ancestor of the sages that he had to respectfully worship.
Turning his body, he resumed his nap. Wanting to arrange the chessboard back.
It happened so suddenly, there was someone unexpectedly coming in his direction and stepped on his body. He cried out in pain and suddenly got up with a start. Opening his eyes, he wanted to see, actually who was it that stepped on his body. Just about to open his eyes, there wasn’t enough time to look clearly, his body was already weighed down by a heavy object.
“Protect His Majesty!!”
“Quickly capture the assassin!!”
“Hold him down!! Don’t let him run away!!”
The noisy uproar was rapidly closing in from a far. Ferociously noisy with murderous-intention.
So actually it wasn’t because Zhougong had lost in the chess game that he acted shamelessly. There was truly an assassin. The wine effect hadn’t completely worn off, Li Cong Qing was pondering in a daze. So to say, the one who stepped on him was….. an ASSASSIN??!!
That’s right! He was an assassin!!
That assassin, when he was trying to jump over the flower’s hedge, he stepped on Li Cong Qing, losing his central of gravity and tumbled to sit on Li Cong Qing’s body.
Without any coincidence, there would be no stories. In this world, there were such things as being in the worst of luck until one couldn’t be even worse anymore. There was a person who was walking on the road who could actually be caught in the midstream of thunder and lightning. The poor Li Cong Qing, reclining on the ground, being stepped upon, being weighed down, breathed in a little air, but had to gasp out a lot of air, the mouthful of air had difficulty to pass his narrow passage causing him to be unable to breathe.
This assassin also had extremely bad luck. He chose the wrong route to escape. A single slip might cause lasting sorrow. Already slipped and fell, would he be able to turn around and flee? The large number of Imperial Guards were rushing like swarms, surrounding him in a circle to block his way, along with the unable to get up for a while, Li Cong Qing.
The Emperor saw the assassin ran to the direction where Li Cong Qing was reclining, jumped to cross over the flowers hedge, soon after that an out of pain cry was transmitted. Upon hearing this painful cry, in his heart, he couldn’t help but have a fearful feeling. Unable to conceal his worry, he went to Li Cong Qing’s place, afraid that he had been killed by the assassin.
Without much consideration, without being guarded tightly by his guards, he moved closer. Ignoring the anxious bodyguards who wanted to protect him by blocking his way, with him unable to restrain the concern, he strode forward to the assassin and Li Cong Qing’s direction.
Li Cong Qing endured the pain and made an effort to get up. But his body hadn’t had the chance to stand upright properly, a long glittering sword was already on his neck. Made him unable to decide, should he stand upright? Or was it better if he goes back to recline on the ground? This drunken insect who loved to sleep eventually became scared to death, unable to hold the pea-sized cold sweat from rolling down.
“Don’t come here!! If you come, I will kill him!!” The killer in the commoner’s attire shouted out his threat. Looked like he was mixing himself in the crowd of commoners who entered the Imperial Palace for sightseeing.
Li Cong Qing was being seized as hostage.
The Imperial Guards who surrounded them didn’t dare to make any reckless movement, only confronted him with their glaring eyes.
The Emperor opened up the barricade, entered the inner side of the made of people wall, ordered with his solemn manner and deep voice : “Let him go.”
“Make way!!” The assassin who took Li Cong Qing as his hostage made a very slow shifting, attempting to charge out alive.
“Your subjects are waiting for Your Majesty’s order.” The Chief of the Imperial Guards was waiting for the Emperor to give his order, to lift the sword and kill the assassin, didn’t pay much consideration for the safety of the hostage.
The Emperor calmly raised his hand, signaling the prohibition of impatient action. He didn’t want Li Cong Qing to be harmed, so much to the point of death.
As it went like the saying goes, even if you closed your door and sat inside the house, the calamity would still befall upon you. Li Cong Qing truly received the descended from Heaven’s calamity, his facial senses had formed a sad shape[9], stammering said : “A…aiii…. , Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, I am but an insignificant lowly ranking official. You take me as a hostage is of no use.”
“SHUT UP!! Be mindful or I will kill you!” The assassin roared with an angry voice.
The sharp edge of the knife was pressing close to his skin, Li Cong Qing obviously could feel the chilly cold air of the metal, furthermore, he could feel that the assassin’s hand was shaking greatly. He was extremely afraid that the assassin’s terrible shake, once he made a slip because of the trembling, he would snap his neck and send him to be the son-in-law of the King of Hell. In that case, he indeed had been treated unjustly to death.
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, may I plead, could you please not tremble?” Li Cong Qing was sincerely pleading to him. Hoping that he would emit compassion and didn’t tremble like crazy anymore. Two of his fingers, while trembling in fear were trying to pinch away the sword’s edge, trying to move them away a little bit.
“SHUT UP!! Don’t move!!” The assassin was using more strength to press him down using the sword.
Li Cong Qing hurriedly withdrew his fingers, so as not to let his fingers be the first to suffer, he stiffened his body, didn’t dare to move randomly. An idea passed through his mind like a flash of light. Mustering up his courage, he attempted to negotiate by reasoning with him: “Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, I understand that you must have unsatisfied feelings towards the Imperial Government, you bravely risked your life to face the danger and entered the Imperial Palace , thinking about sharing your opinion to His Majesty the Emperor. Everything could be talked over. Need not to move the knife or shift the sword, alright?”
“What shit do you know!!”
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, you may not speak like that. The saying goes: ‘To say you know when you know, and to say you don’t know when you don’t know.’ If you say, then I will know. If you don’t say, of course I wouldn’t know.”
“What kind of know this know that, I don’t understand you! I just know that I want to kill that dog Emperor!!”
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, as far as I know, the Emperor isn’t like a dog, but like a rat.”
“Hmph!! Then, that rat Emperor!!”
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, put down your knife, repent and attain enlightenment.” Li Cong Qing patiently tried to persuade him, sincerely advised him, he looked exactly like an old monk from a temple.
“I am holding a sword, not a knife!!” The blue veins on the forehead of the assassin were twitching greatly.
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, put down your sword, repent and attain enlightenment.” People would be able to think fast in an emergency. Li Cong Qing was emitting cold sweat. He was practically babbling nonsense.
“I don’t want to attain enlightenment!! I want to kill that dog Emperor!” The blue veins of the assassin were twitching like crazy as if almost burst out the blood vessel.
“Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin, it is a rat……”
“SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! Don’t call me with that whatever shitty Honorable Sire, Heroic Sir, Big Brother Assassin!! If not, I will kill you!!” The assassin had almost gone crazy because of him.
Li Cong Qing opened his mouth, wanted to say something, but thinking again, it would be better if he obediently shut his mouth. Beside frightened to the point of having an appearance of feeble legs, he truly felt that he was actually very unlucky. The hard to get undisturbed nap was ruined by this not too bright assassin. Was there truly no such thing as laziness anymoreeeeeeeeeeee………
Hearing the laughable conversation between Li Cong Qing and the assassin, the Emperor was almost unable to hold back his laughter from bursting out. This Li Cong Qing was unexpectedly this kind of interesting man. Death was about to befall on him, he was still able to speak off the cuff, blabbering nonsense to get his way, to make the assassin’s emotional state disturbed and disordered. He hadn’t experienced this kind of amusement for a long time, even though that under the threat of a sword Li Cong Qing could be dead at any time.
The Emperor didn’t laugh. May not laugh. Straightening his face to maintain his piercingly cold smart face, didn’t leak out the slightest amount of intent to laugh, the Emperor put on his completely majestic manner and ordered: “Let him go, I will let you escape.”
“Hmph!! You think I will believe your dog Emperor’s words? No! Rat Emperor is the correct one!!”
“That’s right! That’s right! Big Brother Assassin, you finally can remember that Emperor is like a rat!” Li Cong Qing responded excitedly, only without giving the cheering applause to encourage him.
“Aaaaaaa…….----You shut your mouth!! Aaaaaa……..” The assassin stomped his feet in anger.
Li Cong Qing’s heart fearfully skipped a beat, the Emperor’s heart anxiously skipped a beat. Afraid that the assassin went crazy and stabbed him to death.
Taking advantage of the confused state of mind of the assassin for immediate precautions, The Emperor’s sharp eyes flashed with an idea. Seized this crucial moment, he decided to quickly instruct the Chief of the Imperial Guards who was standing by his side: “You can kill the assassin, but do not harm the hostage.”
The Chief of the Imperial Guards received the order. Swiftly, he charged forward, as sudden as a flash of lightning he launched his attack.
The assassin was driven to desperate action[10]. Hurriedly shoved Li Cong Qing to the Emperor.
The Emperor unconsciously spread both his arms to catch him.
Li Cong Qing’s whole body was staggering, then fell forward.
The assassin’s sword ruthlessly pierced through his shoulder blade from behind causing him to bleed profusely. He was planning to stab the Emperor who was about to catch Li Cong Qing, using his sword and pierced through his body, to stab the Emperor’s heart.
Li Cong Qing was being shoved too forcefully, instead of falling into the Emperor’s chest, multiplied by his own effort, he pushed away the Emperor’s opened arms.
The Emperor retreated two steps because of his shove, resulting in the tip of the sword being halted in front of the Emperor’s chest at a very close distance, didn’t even hurt half the size of the hair.
Everything, from the beginning to the end happened in the twinkling of an eye. Li Cong Qing was unable to bear the sudden acute pain, in front of his eyes was a layer of darkness. Gradually, he toppled down.
“LI CONG QING!!”
Before losing his consciousness, he heard the calm and deep voice of the Emperor uncontrollably broke out into a shout, calling out his name loudly. Haaii…. Who would have thought that the Emperor would remember his name…
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The next day, when Li Cong Qing slowly regained his consciousness, he realized that he was in some strange place.
Oh! Oh! Oh! , was it the sleeping quarter of the Emperor?
Ehem... If you are cupping your cheeks with your hand, and shrieking while expecting it with all the flowers in your heart in full bloom. Really have to say sorry to all the dear readers, you have guessed it wrong!!
Was the Emperor’s sleeping quarter a convenient place where just anyone could enter and sleep? [11] Just say that our Li fellow is the leading role here, but at this time, in the Emperor’s eyes, he is not more than an injured person.[11] To stay in the Emperor’s sleeping quarter to heal and recuperate is a matter that could stimulate alluring and erotic thoughts. At least for now, if there is nothing happening, of course it is proper and to be expected as a matter of course.
He was reclining on the Imperial Physician’s quarter’s sick bed. His entire body was weak and powerless. The first thing he felt right after he regained his consciousness was; the sudden burst of scalding hot with the extremely sharp and intense pain on his shoulder.
Hurts! It was really hurts! In his life time, he had never felt such acute pain!
“……So hurt……..” Couldn’t bear it, he let out a weak moan.
“Ah!! Sir Li has woken up!!”
“Great Doctor, Sir Li finally has woken up, come and check him!!”
“Quick, send the word to inform His Majesty. Report that Sir Li has awoken!”
There was an unnecessary racket by his side. All of Li Cong Qing’s awareness was on his acute pain, instinctively he struggled for a bit, causing more pain.
He was a man who adopted a comfortable life style. Never had to suffer such a serious wound. Never had to bear such acute pain. All of himself was spoiled with delicate skin and was a fair complexioned person. Regarding intense pain, his endurance was much more lower than any ordinary person. Absolutely couldn’t bear this kind of violent and intense suffering. Tears had been rolling down like pouring. Loudly cried and shouted: “So hurt!! So hurt!! So hurt!!”
“Sir Li, please don’t move randomly!! Your wound is bleeding again!!”
“Quick, hold Sir Li down! Don’t let him flail about!”
“SO HURT! SO HURT! SO HURT!” Li Cong Qing was weeping loudly like a little child. Unable to contain it, he was uncontrollably crying and shouting loudly. He felt like he was hurt to death!
Everybody acted in confusion in order to hold him down.
When the Emperor arrived, the sight of Li Cong Qing’s hands and feet being held down by a crowd of people met his eyes. The doctor was busily untying the blood stained wrapping cloth from his seeping out blood’s wound. Repeatedly applied the thick ointment on the wound.
The Emperor strode to the bed’s side. The attendants who were helping the Great Doctor saw the Emperor, hurriedly they let go of the troublesome patient who was still crying nonstop and respectfully greeted the Emperor. “Your subject respectfully greets Your Majesty.”
“SO HURT!!!” Once his hands and feet were freed, Li Cong Qing started to struggle and crying loudly again.
“I know you are hurt, don’t flail about anymore, otherwise, it will be more hurtful.” The Emperor even surprised himself with his unusual gentle intonation. Sitting on the edge of the bed, he lightly pressed the other side of his shoulder which was not wounded. With his gentle push, he pressed him back on the bed, not allowing him to resist. “Doctor, quick, carefully treat his wound.”
“Yes.” The Great Doctor proceeded without delay. He took clean wrapping clothes and wrapped the wound.
Li Cong Qing was hurt to the point of dying! But under the Emperor’s gentle pressure, he didn’t recklessly flail about anymore. Gradually, he calmed down. Only his tears were still rolling down like before. Couldn’t be stopped. His crying and shouting loudly had changed into a sobbing and whimper sound. Extremely miserable and pitiful. Whole heartedly he cursed and blamed the assassin, why didn’t he just give him a simple and direct stab to kill him? Making him suffer a living hell.
His mediocre looks originally couldn’t be said as ugly. But he was crying so unsightly, with a running nose. The Emperor not only didn’t feel disgusted, he even felt that this kind of face was a little adorable. He couldn’t resist to lift his sleeve and wipe the flowing profusely tears and snivel from his face. Smiling while lightly mocking him: “A big man crying like this, don’t you feel ashamed?”
“Wuuu….. The one hurting is not you…. Of course you can speak like that…..” With much difficulty, he squeezed out his voice to retort, his hoarse voice was shaking from the pain.
This was the very first time Li Cong Qing expressed his unruly self to the Emperor. At this moment, his mind was unclear because of the pain, he completely had forgotten that the one he was speaking to was his Big Boss.
However, unexpectedly, towards his disrespectful, unruly, inconsiderate and disobedient attitude, the Emperor tolerated him with a contained smiling face.
This kind of manner, this way of speaking, was close to an intimate relationship.
After the wound had been wrapped, the Great Doctor brought a bowl of medicine, carefully propped to help him sit. “Sir Li, please drink this medicine.”
Li Cong Qing glanced at the dark with seven layers of blackness and thick with stink odor deathly looking medicine, he twisted his brows with a look of disgust on his face. “Don’t want!!” He cast his face to the side, pursing his lips and momentarily transformed into a child.
“Sir Li, this medicine, not only can heal your blood clot and relax your stiffened muscle, this medicine also has the effect of a pain reliever.” The Great Doctor also coaxed him like coaxing a child.
Hearing that it could relieve his pain, he couldn’t help but waver for a while. But in his whole life, he loathed to drink medicine the most. It was practically asking him to die!
“Give it to me.” The Emperor took the bowl of medicine from the Great Doctor’s hand and held it in front of him. Under the eyes of the shocked audiences, he condescended and held the spoon to feed the medicine to his mouth. Coaxing him with soft words: “Come on, drink this.”
Li Cong Qing with his childish temper pursed his lips tightly, his face was of defiant.
“Open your mouth.” The Emperor ordered him with a gentle voice.
He glanced again at the black and thick medicine, then glanced at the gentle but not losing his dignified expression of the Emperor, Li Cong Qing as stubborn as a bull, pursed his lips even tighter. Showing an unwilling to drink temper. Even though this man ordinarily showed a careless, lazy, easy going, obliging and an everything could be settled through discussion kind of appearance, but once he became strong-head, he wouldn’t be different to an obstinate bull.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Would the Emperor proceed to feed him the medicine with his own mouth?
Haiii… Dear honorable readers, your expectation are truly too high. This couple at this time hasn’t had that kind of sharing meager resources [12] relationship yet.
Deadlocked for a period of time, the middle of spring’s air was still cold, the hot medicine had become cool. The Emperor handed over the bowl of medicine back to the Great Doctor.
Li Cong Qing’s eyes were shining brightly, he thought that he didn’t have to drink the medicine anymore.
The Emperor wouldn’t want to grant him his wish, instructed the Great Doctor: “Bring a new one.” He was not being impatient nor angry. Also not forcefully coercing Li Cong Qing, instead, he lightly said: “I will just sit here, waiting for you to drink the medicine. After that I will go.”
The words were telling that he would dilly-dally together with him. Just see, who had the most patience.
Looking at him pouting his cheek and biting his lips, The Emperor felt a kind of awkwardness for his spoiled as if being wronged impression. Attentively looking at his face, a hard to resist shred of interest was rising, wanting to ask him, are your lips delicious?
Not long afterwards, a bowl of steaming hot medicine was coming again.
The Emperor was looking at him, firmly and quietly looking at him.
Really wanted to dilly-dally?
Li Cong Qing, who at first persisted for a while, was feeling that the Emperor’s direct gaze had made his head and skin numb. Moreover, the pain on his shoulder was hard to bear, in the end, he raised his white flag and surrendered. Obediently opened his mouth. Forcing himself to swallow the medicine that the Emperor personally fed him. His brows were knitted into a deep frown. His whole face was distorted and forming a regiment.
The Emperor patiently fed him spoon by spoon. Li Cong Qing was unable to bear the spoon by spoon bitterness. Better to get it over with it rather than prolong the agony. He simply snatched the bowl from the Emperor’s hand, faced up and gulped down a mouthful of the medicine. Mommy….. It bitterness is killing me!!
His too sudden reckless movement pulled the wound and causing a sharp pain. Made him cover his wound with his hand and leaked out a suffering expression.
“Don’t move about anymore, be good and recuperate.” The Emperor helped him to recline. Once again, unable to resist the urge to caress his pale face, like a gentle wind, his thumb carelessly brushed past the blood colored lips.
Recalling that dark red as the spring flowers’ color of his lips, beautifully fresh and made people enchanted.
After the pain was already alleviated a bit, Li Cong Qing also was worn out from the pain, worn out from the crying, worn out from the fussing. His consciousness finally became calmer and sober. With his eyelids half hanging, he returned to his normal humble subject’s bearing, respectfully said: “Humble subject is thankful for Your Majesty’s concern.”
Hah!! Finally you are aware about me, huh? The Emperor’s smile had become wider. Unwittingly he recalled the time when Li Cong Qing was seized as hostage by the assassin, the sad shaped face he made at that time was of a ‘how come I am so unlucky’ expression rather than ‘Help me!! I’m afraid!!’ expression. The Emperor thought to himself, this person is actually a very interesting one, unlike his ordinary dull and indifferent outward appearance as one has seen.
From this occasion, the Emperor firmly remembered about Li Cong Qing.
A pure coincidence had become an impure predestined relationship. These two people’s relationship was officially led by the red thread of destiny.
Long afterwards in the future, whenever he recalled about this matter, Li Cong Qing would suddenly be reminded, at that time, he was already literally being held firmly by the Emperor. Whenever he displayed his obstinacy temper, the Emperor would always have a measure to make him obediently listen to him.
The so called: there is a greater thing above a great thing[13], was this saying coming from this kind of sense?
And then, this kind of talk was not expected to be talked, Li Cong Qing, after that event had learnt one more truth which made him speechless.
When he was seized by the assassin, confronting the life and death situation, the Master of his family, Li Cong Yin, not only didn’t he rush to his rescue, but with the heart of a wolf and lungs of dog he even opened up a gamble board. [14] ---- The assassin was flatten, Li Cong Qing was rescued; The assassin successfully escaped, Li Cong Qing laid his life for his country; Both the assassin and Li Cong Qing was spent. ----- The payment compensation ratio was one to two to three.
Besides openly setting up a gamble board in the Imperial Palace, he also used his own younger brother’s life to rake in some dirty money as to settle the sum of money he had paid. After that event, he even said to Li Cong Qing, “Fortunately our family also has this funeral and interment business, in case you were unfortunate enough and departed earlier, the coffin could be afforded with a good price. Who knows, maybe the gravestone price also could be reduced to half.”
“Why don’t you just wrap me in a simple grass mat, then just casually dig a hole to bury me?” Li Cong Qing languidly responded to him.
“May not!! If I do this, it would hard for me to tell the people that I didn’t take too much from the relief payment.” [15] Li Cong Yin feigned his seriousness and earnestly answered him.
Although understanding that the Master really had faith in him, believed that he definitely would be rescued, and without any conscience passed it off as a mere dark joke, Li Cong Qing still put on a dark expression. With this kind of big brother, what can a younger brother say?
As for the assassin, as the reason he wanted to assassinate the Emperor, was nothing else but about an authority dispute, enemy from another nation. To sum it all up, this kind of act could be counted as a wasteful act? [16] With this, for the time being, let’s press down the button and not talk anymore.
End of Mo Shang Hua Kai Chapter 3
Notes ---The following are all the names of the antiquity breed of a variety of Chinese Roses:
Liu Chao Jin Fen, Fei Yan Xin Zhuang, Xi Shi Zui Wu, Jiao Rong San Bian, Su Yu Han Hong,
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1 Paper tiger: only has the frightening appearance but can’t bite. In other words: Useless ruler or useless official.
2 Spring night: lusty night.
Zhougong: Duke of Zhou, son of King Wen of Zhou, played an important role as regent in founding the Western Zhou, and also known as the “God of Dreams”. Of course Li Cong Qing was addressing him as the latest, as the God of Dreams.
3 Heaven is high and The Emperor is far away: an idiom for saying: a place one may do whatever one wishes without fear of interference from the higher power/authority.
4 Affairs: the actual meaning for this word is: adultery, an improper relationship.
5 Birds don’t defecate and hens don’t lay eggs: an idiom meaning; a very remote and desolate place.
6 Haiiii…. (a long sigh) : the author use this to correct him/herself from the word ‘affairs’ to ‘romantic love life’
7 The Beginning of the forth solar system: usually around March 20th/21st – April 4th.
8 Li Cong Qing considered Zhougong, the God of Dreams, as very lucky since could be always in the dreamland. XD
9 The sad shape here is literally the sad emoticon.
10 The original text was: a cornered dog will jump over the wall.
11 The original text is: whatever cat and dog, meaning: people of small importance.
12 Sharing meager resources: eating from the same plate/bowl, in other words: an indirect kiss. XD
13 There is a greater thing above a great thing: everything has its superior. In this case, Li Cong Qing’s obstinacy is still inferior to the Emperor’s patience.
14 Heart of wolf and lungs of dog: extremely heartless and ungrateful.
15 Relief payment: compensation payment for the family of the deceased.
16 The original text: Eat until full, then have nothing to do, so doing useless things to waste the energy. It’s a very popular Chinese idiom that is often heard ---In fact, my mom always said that to me… LOL… XD .
