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My Weapon is a Loli - Chapter 4

Published at 2nd of March 2016 08:22:33 PM


Chapter 4

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Meat hero phenomenon

The majestic sunset, limitless blue sea, the ruthless killing intent, with those three factors adding together, made that man in Reynold’s eyes feel towering……

With a height of more than 180cm, sturdy muscles made of fats, and a face above the neck which look like those carved into the giant statues, a face fitting for the role of a tyrannical ruler.

Adding on with a bald hairstyle, and a necklace with [monster eyeballs] on it, coupled with his scary look which will not lose to those monsters known as [magic beast]

Reynold guesses that he has been thrown into a story instance by his great teacher.

It is unexpectedly also a barren island……. (like the one he was at in the prev chapter)

Could it be I’m imprisoned on a barren island! I wonder if there are any female classmates coming together for training?

Cough cough!

Reynold correct himself, his thought quickly return to the right track, he starts to calculate how to converse with the brutal looking baldy.

Actually, it is not that Reynold do not want to converse with the bald guy.

The most important reason is that Reynold has no information about this story instance, he will need to ask some people about it, and in most conditions, travelers who enter story instances, are sent to the location closest to the [main character].

This violent big baldie might even be the main character……

Every story instances is also a [story world], they have their own [key factors], which are also time, place, people, event, and cause.

As a student of the [Traveler’s school],  the responsibility of Reynold when he enters the [story instance] is to protect the balance of the world.

To put it simply, it is to help the main character achieve the completion of the story.

To put it more simply, Reynold’s reason of existence is to be the [meat hero phenomenon]!

(Tl: simply means that he is phenomenon who allows the MC to do unexpected stuff eg. running through a sea of arrows without getting hit, just like how someone becomes a meat shield)

“Hello, I am……”

Reynold raises his hands halfway and froze in midair.

The forced unnatural smile on his face also stiffened.

Damn!

That vile baldy unexpectedly turn a blind eye to him and walk past him?

Reynold felt grief and indignation in his heart, is his existence really that thin!

“Hey hey! Baldy bro!” Reynold act as though nothing happened and turn around, patting on the big baldy’s shoulder from behind.

“Kabam!”

A sharp an clear sound……

And a moment of silence…….

“WOAH!” on a tranquil island an extremely tragic anguished voice resounded in the air, frightening flocks and flocks of seabirds who returned for the night.

Two people are sitting on a big rock beside the beach, at the seaside, during sunset.

Reynold can’t help but to make “Tsss” sound due to the pain, he try to move his reset dislocated shoulder.

The baldy extends his arms which were thick like stone pillars, pulling Reynold’s arm “I’m sorry! Friend! I thought you were an evil dragon!”

While listening to explanation of the bald man, Reynold cannot help but to glare at the baldy, his heart can’t help but to ridicule…….

Evil dragon? Are you teasing me on purpose? Please, do you always use the method of tearing people’s arm off to greet attacks of evil dragons?

Damn, just how savage is his logic and way of thinking is to come up with such a funny reason!

“Oh, I have forgotten to introduce myself, I am Beowulf.”

After finishing, Beowulf used his pillar like arms and pat Reynold’s arm roughly.

Beowulf has a body full of strong muscles filled with explosive strength, it appear that they are harder than rocks, the strength behind his pat is obvious, to put it simply it’s frightening, if it were a normal person, just by patting three times he might even vomit blood from internal injuries.

Reynold frown in pain.

“HAHAHA” after pats, Beowulf look at Reynold again and laugh boldly.

Reynold is speechless, he can’t understand this fellow at all, why the heck are you so happy? Do you think it feels that good to pat me?

(Tl: In Chinese “Do you think it feels that good to pat me” sound offensive and give the message of stop patting me)

After the pain slightly ease up, Reynold start to recall the name [Beowulf], trying to find a matching [story], only after finding the story of the island, he can clear the instance.

A lengthy poetic saga by Saxons from England <Beowulf>.

The main character [Beowulf] was a warrior who possesses a sturdy physique and astonishing combat ability. A dangerous formidable giant [Grendel] must be the powerful enemy Beowulf must confront.

In order to rescue a village which was terrorized by [Grendel],  Beowulf led a group of warriors crossing seas to challenge Grendel head on.

After a large-scale bloody battle, Grendel was finally defeated by the warriors.

Recalling the story, Reynold seems to find some similarity and some differences.

Firstly, the main character Beowulf, which is this baldy, indeed possess an outstanding sturdy physique and astonishing combat ability

Next, the part on [crossing seas], Reynold look at the endless ocean surrounding the island, which shows that the story seems to be true.

However……

What about [leading a group of warriors crossing seas]?

Reynold looks around his surrounding, other than himself and Beowulf, there is not a damn [group of warriors]!

The key problem is the last sentence of the story [Grendel was finally defeated by the warriors]

What the heck is that [warriors] word doing there?

“My friend! Let’s go together and get rid of the evil dragon!”

“…………” Reynold was silent.

Reynold is somewhat speechless, based on the story, in the old English epic poem, Beowulf will experience three impactful and profound battles, the first is against the giant Grendel, second is against Grendel’s mother, the third is a giant dragon.

The giant dragon is Beowulf ultimate and final opponent.

However, that occurred fifty years after killing Grendel.

Reynold takes a look at the baldy, though he has savage facial features,  he look soft and immature.

If the current scenario have already progressed to the fight with the evil dragon after fifty years……..

Beowulf, that old man, should be inside his mom’s womb, no wait, if it’s fifty years ago, he should have already killed the giant Grendel while in his father or grand father’s body.…

This is obviously impossible…….

And so this is the problem, Reynold really want to pat Beowulf on his shoulder and ask, hey bro, who is the real traveler between the two of us?

(Tl: Traveler as in time/space traveler)

“Are you sure your objective for this travel is killing an evil dragon?” Reynold tries to probe for more information.

“That’s right!” Beowulf nod his head heavily, “That bastard Grendel!”

“………….” Reynold was speechless again.

Grendel is obviously that giant’s name.

Reynold can’t help but to frown, he size up Beowulf again, why does he keep feeling that the main character gives off a scent of  [lacking in IQ]?

“Where are the warriors you led?” Reynold starts to inquire, he purposely emphasize on the word [warriors].

“AH!” Beowulf seems to be suffering from some pain, grimacing, he use his big hands and slap his own head ruthlessly.

Those slaps after slaps are totally not worth the pain, they only look awe-inspiring!

Looking at that resolute attitude, Reynold is so shocked that he stared blankly.

“Brother! I’m wrong! Cool down! Stop hitting (yourself)!” Reynold hastily tries to obstruct him.

Dammit, this bastard, don’t hit yourself to death no matter what………

Otherwise, this instance will fail!

Beowulf is holding his head, gasping in pain, sweat has already appeared on his forehead, “Big waves! Boat! Collide!”

Reynold stroke his chin, from Beowulf’s broken speech, he roughly knew what happened.

He is depressed, that is not how the story was supposed to be like!

However, that is the reason why Reynold is required……..

Now is the time to reveal the real [meat hero phenomenon]

“Biribiribiri………Biribiribiri………”

The demon blade on Reynold’s back start trembling, letting out soft sounds.

Reynold knows that the little loli is coming out………

(Tl: Finally!)

A flash of light, little loli appear beside Beowulf jumping up and down, a face full of excitement “Ah! I* know what happened that uncle, baldy!”

(Tl*: not sure why the author used 人家(others) instead of 我(I) its doesn’t seem to fit the context)

“Oh? What happened?” Reynold ask.

Little Chihiro proudly answer, “Big waves! Boat! Collide!”

“…………..”

The main character whose boat crashed, lost his helper, and lacking in IQ, plus a noob demonic blade.

Reynold sigh.

Dammit, I’m drunk.

(tl: 这下真是醉了, no idea why he is going to be drunk? perhaps on disbelief that he got a useless party :D)





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