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Published at 11th of January 2020 11:35:07 PM

Chapter 9


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*FIVE HOURS LATER~*

(Madara POV)

' . . . . . Oh Kami . . . she's insane . . . . '

(Naruto POV)

' . . . what is she talking about . . . ???'

(Kurama POV)

'Ugghhh mAkE iT ssSTOP . . . . . '

Xin Yue: " . . . and that's why it's known as 'The Big Apple' . "

I looked over at the uncultured bums shifting around on their aching arses and smirked vengefully .

I paused and inhaled .

"FURTHERMORE . . . "

*TWO MORE HOURS LATER~*

(Madara POV)

' . . . I'm wakin up~ to ash and dust~~ I wipe my a*s and I slap my n*ts~ ugggghhh my head hurts . . . '

(Naruto POV)

' . . . zzz . . . . zzzz . . . zzzzzz'

(Kurama POV)

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*whimper whimper* 'Ahh . . . the clouds are so blue today . . . why do thumbs exist? . . . what is the purpose of fingernails . . . '

Xin Yue: " . . . and that's why mass-produced plastic is mess-inducing plastic . In other words, Naruto is in danger, and Madara is not an enemy . Understand?"

(Xin Yue POV)

I smirked . Eight hours of verbal torture should be plenty enough for them to learn their lesson .

As soon as I mentioned the main topic, Naruto woke up with the pop of a snot bubble and Madara stopped banging his head against the ground .

"Ehh, Yui-neesan . . . how am I in danger? I'm really strong! Dattebayo!"

"Hmph . When was I ever the enemy?"

" . . . Naruto, in all seriousness, you aren't strong enough yet . Madara . . . long story short, in my world, you were the antagonist . You actually were one of the BOSS enemies . "

They both frowned discontentedly .

I sighed, "Look, I know I'm usually prancing around acting like a lunatic . But right now, I'm serious . I may be OP AF, but I ain't gonna be the one fighting off 'Lil Miss Princess Kaguya' while all my friends are dying . Canon may be scrapped, but that doesn't mean that this world is a game . Got it?"

Naruto crossed his arms and squinted . "Hmmm I don't really get it, but it sounds pretty serious . What are we gonna do, nee-san?"

Whoa . Naruto's actually starting to sound reasonable . . . . I did not see that coming .

I glanced over at Madara and raised an eyebrow inquisitively .

" . . . what? Surely you don't want ME to make a plan?"

"No, snideballs . I'm just staring at the huge caterpillar on your head . "

Madara froze and went pale .

" . . . "

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"Oi, really? You, Madara Uchiha, have an insect phobia? With THAT hairstyle?" I cackled .

*glare*

Ah, he finally got it . Well, it's not like he can deny it . His hairstyle really does look like a giant fluffy caterpillar .

"Back to the subject, what we're gonna do is very simple . Come over here and sit; I'll tell you guys the plan . "

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*Meanwhile, at Konohagakure . . . *

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Kakashi walked out of a shop gloomily with some high-quality chakra metal .

"D*mn, that was expensive . Just these few chunks of chakra metal cleaned out half of my life savings . . . Luna better have a good reason for making me buy this . "

He sighed weakly . Kakashi knew he couldn't win against his adopted little sister . Not only in strength, but also in mind . Sure enough, lunatics were on a whole other level .

Obito has changed into less conspicuous clothing and was currently walking with Kakashi back to the Hatake household . He still wore a mask, obviously . Just not such an ominous-looking one .

He sympathized with Kakashi . "Oh, poor Kakashi . Her highness really is a terrifying person . " *sigh*

After Xin Yue dragged a terrified and foamy-mouthed Obito back to Konoha on Onyx's back and reunited the two old friends, it's like everything that happened after his disappearance was just a bad dream . They went back to being best friends so easily; it's like they were never enemies in the first place .

"Now for the hard part . . . "

Obito and Kakashi exchanged glances and sighed .

"Maybe we should just tell the Hokage what's really going on . . . there's no way we'll be able to get his chakra otherwise . "


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Kakashi shook his head . "No, not yet . The less people that know, the better . Luna would also think so . . . probably . We'll have to make a plan to try to get Hokage-sama's chakra without raising suspicion . "

Obito blinked . " . . . How about a 'friendly spar'?"

The duo stopped to exchange glances . Two mischievous grins 'didn't' appear on the duo's faces .

After all, both of them were wearing masks~~

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*Back at the battlecave . . . *

" . . . any questions about the plan?"

Naruto raised his hand, "Yeah! Uhhh . . . what's a 'andu-roidu'?"

I gave the knucklehead blondie a menacing grin . "Are you SURE you want to know???"

Naruto shivered . "N-no, no . I'm good . . . "

"Hehe . Well then, time for phase 2 of my new 18-phase . . . uhh that sounds familiar somehow . Forget it, time to go back to Konoha~"

Naruto jumped up and shouted, "YEAH! Finally! First thing imma do when I get back is go straight to Ichiraku!!!"

I smirked . "Oh? Are you now?"

Before the orange brat could retort, I was already gone .

Back at Konoha . . .

"You're too many centuries too young to argue with me Naruto-kyun~~ Sorry but YOU'LL be staying in old caterpillar Madara's battlecave for now . Take that time to learn some jutsu or something . "

Suddenly, I cringed . "Ugh . Just don't become his sidekick or anything . I don't wanna have to start calling you 'Orange Robin' or some cringy crap like that . . . "

'Besides, wrong story . '

Suddenly, I heard a scream coming from the direction of the Hokage's office .

'Hmmm . . . sounds like nii-chan succeeded . And very musically at that . Nice~~'

A shadowy gust of wind and a silvery blur zoomed past me quickly . The next gust of wind wasn't far behind . . .

"Oops~ time to go!"

I kamui-ed directly into Kakashi's house and waited FIVE WHOLE MINUTES before the wind-twins finally burst through the front door .

"D*mn . We are so dead . . . "

"Don't worry, Kakashi! We made it didn't we? At most we WERE so dead . . . 30 seconds ago!"

I grinned evilly . "Hehe~ that's not true, Obito-kun . There's still time . . . unless you two hurry up and explain yerselves . "

Ah, good . They shivered . That means they get it . *nod nod* I have raised them well~~

"So, speak . Why were you dead 30 seconds ago?"

" . . . "

"We got the chakra metal . . . and Hokage-sama's chakra . . . . . "
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I nodded . "Good . Then?"

" . . . We couldn't resist . Please don't kill us . We're sorry . "

I raised an eyebrow . "Ooooh~ this sounds juicy . Ne, nii~san . . . "

I squinted at the wind twins as they shivered from a sudden temperature drop .

" . . . what exactly~ couldn't you 'resist'~~?"

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