There was once a very hot debate on the internet before:
If you woke up one day in the morning and discovered that your body had changed into the opposite sex, what would be your first reaction?
An internet user gave out a very famous answer:
Younger brothers, first molest yourself a bit!
Su Jian remembered that when he had first read this comment, he slammed the table and exclaimed: Good brother, well said!
But now, when he really faced such a strange situation, he could only feel extremely ball ached and shake in fear, grief, and resentment: F*CKING BASTARD! F*ck it all! F*ck you!
Eh, let’s correct it a bit. The words used above were slightly wrong, because our pitiful student Su Jian already no longer had a dick.