Chen Xiaobei: I've already told you that there were very few Red Envelopes. You had time to prepare! So why are you blaming me for not being able to grab any?
God Erlang: I…
Sanzang: Because of Chen Xiaobei, we got to eat so many delicious food! So good! ?
Curtain-Rolling General: The food was good but there were too few – so few that it's might even be fewer than Deity Zhenyuan's Ginseng Fruit! We really have to take our time to enjoy it…
Lu Dongbing: The fewer the more expensive it is! This good stuff is so rare there are only ten of them, even rarer than Saturn Peach and Ginseng Fruit! I want to keep half of it so that I can savor it slowly!
God Erlang: Ugh...
Everyone: God Chen! You must send us the Tiramisu again! We'll be waiting!
...…
Those who got the Tiramisu were all raving and praising – almost to the point of paying homage to the dessert!
Those who were not able to get their hands on it were envious and spiteful. They had all started counting the days to the next time Chen Xiaobei sent out this sort of exquisite and rare delicacy!
None of them could have imagined that, in actuality, there were still another 999 Tiramisus in Chen Xiaobei's treasure chest!
"Only those who are my good friend will be able to enjoy such a special treatment!" Chen Xiaobei smirked.
He had always been someone who emphasized loyalty. He would never forget his friends even when his pockets were full!
At one of Chen Xiaobei's brotherhood group, Little Apple Playground.
These two group of friends were always supportive of Chen Xiaobei – that was why they deserved such special treatment!
Chen Xiaobei gave out two hundred gold-foil Tiramisu to his brotherhood group and another six hundred to Little Apple Playground.
Immediately, the two groups exploded in chatter.
Chang'e: Wow! God Chen! Why did you give out so many Tiramisus? I got fifty of it!
Yanwang: Oh my god! This things is rarer than Saturn Peach and Ginseng Fruit! And I managed to get forty-six of it!
Xiao Tianquan: I got forty-eight of it!
Monkey King: Hahaha! I'm the king of luck! I got fifty-six! God Chen is the best!
Chen Xiaobei: You guys are my best friends! That's why I want you to get the most of it!
Chang'e: God Chen is so good! *smooch*
Yanwang: Bro Bei is way too sincere!
Xiao Tianquan: It's an honor to be friend with God Chen!
Monkey King: There's nothing else to say but you are such a good friend!
...
Mengpo: My goodness! God Chen! What is this? I got three Tiramisu!
Grandma Rong: I also got two!
Grandma Li: God Chen is so noble – he even remembers us! He gave us such precious things!
All the grandmas: Thank you God Chen! Thank you God Chen!!!
Chen Xiaobei: Oh, that's nothing! All of you helped me during the singing competition! When Jiang Ziya wrongly accused me, all of you spoke on my behalf! This is but a small gift! Sadly, because of time constrains, I was only able to prepare a few. If I get the chance again next time, I will send out more Red Envelopes like this again!
Mengpo: God Chen is too kind! I'm really grateful!
Grandma Rong: If you need anything, just say the word and we'll help you!
...…
Now, there were only 190 Gold Foiled Tiramisu left.
Chen Xiaobei gave one hundred to the Prime of Tongtian
"I've always received Red Envelopes from Sifu. This is the first time I'm giving him Red Envelopes. I hope he likes them…"
However, the Prime of Tongtian was working on something. There was no reply at the moment.
After that, Chen Xiaobei gave fifty to Taiyin True Deity.
Taiyin True Deity did not reply either. Chen Xioabei was wondering what was he doing during the Lunar New Year.
There was now forty left.
Chen Xiaobei then divided the rest to Wei Xiaobao and Zhu Bajie.
These two experienced players were acquainted with Chen Xiaobei but they were both crooks with selfish motives. They had never treated Chen Xiaobei with absolute sincerity and devotion – so naturally, they also benefited less!
However, when Chen Xiaobei sent them the Red Envelopes, the two of them expressed sincere gratitude toward Chen Xiaobei!
Wei Xiaobao: My goodness! My group leader! You gave us such a valuable Red Envelope! I… I don't know what to say… From today onward, you are my brother! I will follow you and do whatever you ask me to do!
Zhu Bajie: What the f*ck! Twenty Tiramisu! Brother Xiaobei! You gave me a heart attack! You are too generous! I shall not be stingy! From today onward, I will not fight against you over Goddess Chang'e anymore! We are now loving brothers!
Chen Xiaobei: Very good! Fantastic! As long as you are my brother, I will not ill-treat you! If you side with me, more good things will come at you!
Wei Xiaobao: Side with Bro Bei and more good things will come to us!
Zhu Bajie: Side with Bro Bei and more good things will come to us!
...
Right now, everything in the group seemed to have settled down.
Chen Xiaobei immediately left the room.
"Now that I've given my group members the benefits, now it's time to give some to my family and friends!"
Chen Xiaobei returned to the banquet hall and sent Focker to bring everyone back in.
When everyone was present, Chen Xiaobei pushed in a food cart, covered it in a red cloth and appeared before the crowd.
"Chen Xiaobei!" Zhang Chui'er frowned. "I was enjoying myself at the Spring Festival party! Why did you call us here?"
"Mum, don't fret! Right now, I will perform a magic show for all of you! And I guarantee that it will one hundred times more interesting than the Spring Festival party!" Chen Xiaobei grinned and stood pensively behind the food cart – he had the air of a magician about him.
"Oh bull! You can perform magic?" Murong Xiaoyao scoffed. "Prat that it's not some half-assed magic show! Don't waste our time!"
"Yeah, Chen Xiaobei, what are you doing? Hurry up? We want to get back to what we were doing!" Hong Haier pressed, flashing him a look of impatience.
He was just having fun with the sexy ladies and he had his pants down when Focker called them over. How could he not be in a hurry?
"Hurry my ass! Sit down all of you!" Chen Xiaobei glared at him.
"I can't! I need to get back there and fight to bring glory to our country!" said Hong Haier. "When we came out earlier, a foreigner laughed at us saying that we were Chinese quick shots! I must have my revenge!"
"A foreigner?" Chen Xiaobei eyes grew cold. He then ordered, "Jin Fei, go take a picture of that foreigner and come back immediately."
"Yes!" Jin Fei had eaten the Heavenly Dog Biscuit Even though he was perverted, he obeyed Chen Xiaobei's orders and hurried away.
"Chen Xiaobei! What about me?" Hong Haier panicked.
"You stay here!" Chen Xiaobei smiled mysteriously and said, "Ladies and gentlemen! This is the moment where you will witness a miracle!"
Chen Xiaobei: I've already told you that there were very few Red Envelopes. You had time to prepare! So why are you blaming me for not being able to grab any?
God Erlang: I…
Sanzang: Because of Chen Xiaobei, we got to eat so many delicious food! So good! ?
Curtain-Rolling General: The food was good but there were too few – so few that it's might even be fewer than Deity Zhenyuan's Ginseng Fruit! We really have to take our time to enjoy it…
Lu Dongbing: The fewer the more expensive it is! This good stuff is so rare there are only ten of them, even rarer than Saturn Peach and Ginseng Fruit! I want to keep half of it so that I can savor it slowly!
God Erlang: Ugh...
Everyone: God Chen! You must send us the Tiramisu again! We'll be waiting!
...…
Those who got the Tiramisu were all raving and praising – almost to the point of paying homage to the dessert!
Those who were not able to get their hands on it were envious and spiteful. They had all started counting the days to the next time Chen Xiaobei sent out this sort of exquisite and rare delicacy!
None of them could have imagined that, in actuality, there were still another 999 Tiramisus in Chen Xiaobei's treasure chest!
"Only those who are my good friend will be able to enjoy such a special treatment!" Chen Xiaobei smirked.
He had always been someone who emphasized loyalty. He would never forget his friends even when his pockets were full!
At one of Chen Xiaobei's brotherhood group, Little Apple Playground.
These two group of friends were always supportive of Chen Xiaobei – that was why they deserved such special treatment!
Chen Xiaobei gave out two hundred gold-foil Tiramisu to his brotherhood group and another six hundred to Little Apple Playground.
Immediately, the two groups exploded in chatter.
Chang'e: Wow! God Chen! Why did you give out so many Tiramisus? I got fifty of it!
Yanwang: Oh my god! This things is rarer than Saturn Peach and Ginseng Fruit! And I managed to get forty-six of it!
Xiao Tianquan: I got forty-eight of it!
Monkey King: Hahaha! I'm the king of luck! I got fifty-six! God Chen is the best!
Chen Xiaobei: You guys are my best friends! That's why I want you to get the most of it!
Chang'e: God Chen is so good! *smooch*
Yanwang: Bro Bei is way too sincere!
Xiao Tianquan: It's an honor to be friend with God Chen!
Monkey King: There's nothing else to say but you are such a good friend!
...
Mengpo: My goodness! God Chen! What is this? I got three Tiramisu!
Grandma Rong: I also got two!
Grandma Li: God Chen is so noble – he even remembers us! He gave us such precious things!
All the grandmas: Thank you God Chen! Thank you God Chen!!!
Chen Xiaobei: Oh, that's nothing! All of you helped me during the singing competition! When Jiang Ziya wrongly accused me, all of you spoke on my behalf! This is but a small gift! Sadly, because of time constrains, I was only able to prepare a few. If I get the chance again next time, I will send out more Red Envelopes like this again!
Mengpo: God Chen is too kind! I'm really grateful!
Grandma Rong: If you need anything, just say the word and we'll help you!
...…
Now, there were only 190 Gold Foiled Tiramisu left.
Chen Xiaobei gave one hundred to the Prime of Tongtian
"I've always received Red Envelopes from Sifu. This is the first time I'm giving him Red Envelopes. I hope he likes them…"
However, the Prime of Tongtian was working on something. There was no reply at the moment.
After that, Chen Xiaobei gave fifty to Taiyin True Deity.
Taiyin True Deity did not reply either. Chen Xioabei was wondering what was he doing during the Lunar New Year.
There was now forty left.
Chen Xiaobei then divided the rest to Wei Xiaobao and Zhu Bajie.
These two experienced players were acquainted with Chen Xiaobei but they were both crooks with selfish motives. They had never treated Chen Xiaobei with absolute sincerity and devotion – so naturally, they also benefited less!
However, when Chen Xiaobei sent them the Red Envelopes, the two of them expressed sincere gratitude toward Chen Xiaobei!
Wei Xiaobao: My goodness! My group leader! You gave us such a valuable Red Envelope! I… I don't know what to say… From today onward, you are my brother! I will follow you and do whatever you ask me to do!
Zhu Bajie: What the f*ck! Twenty Tiramisu! Brother Xiaobei! You gave me a heart attack! You are too generous! I shall not be stingy! From today onward, I will not fight against you over Goddess Chang'e anymore! We are now loving brothers!
Chen Xiaobei: Very good! Fantastic! As long as you are my brother, I will not ill-treat you! If you side with me, more good things will come at you!
Wei Xiaobao: Side with Bro Bei and more good things will come to us!
Zhu Bajie: Side with Bro Bei and more good things will come to us!
...
Right now, everything in the group seemed to have settled down.
Chen Xiaobei immediately left the room.
"Now that I've given my group members the benefits, now it's time to give some to my family and friends!"
Chen Xiaobei returned to the banquet hall and sent Focker to bring everyone back in.
When everyone was present, Chen Xiaobei pushed in a food cart, covered it in a red cloth and appeared before the crowd.
"Chen Xiaobei!" Zhang Chui'er frowned. "I was enjoying myself at the Spring Festival party! Why did you call us here?"
"Mum, don't fret! Right now, I will perform a magic show for all of you! And I guarantee that it will one hundred times more interesting than the Spring Festival party!" Chen Xiaobei grinned and stood pensively behind the food cart – he had the air of a magician about him.
"Oh bull! You can perform magic?" Murong Xiaoyao scoffed. "Prat that it's not some half-assed magic show! Don't waste our time!"
"Yeah, Chen Xiaobei, what are you doing? Hurry up? We want to get back to what we were doing!" Hong Haier pressed, flashing him a look of impatience.
He was just having fun with the sexy ladies and he had his pants down when Focker called them over. How could he not be in a hurry?
"Hurry my ass! Sit down all of you!" Chen Xiaobei glared at him.
"I can't! I need to get back there and fight to bring glory to our country!" said Hong Haier. "When we came out earlier, a foreigner laughed at us saying that we were Chinese quick shots! I must have my revenge!"
"A foreigner?" Chen Xiaobei eyes grew cold. He then ordered, "Jin Fei, go take a picture of that foreigner and come back immediately."
"Yes!" Jin Fei had eaten the Heavenly Dog Biscuit Even though he was perverted, he obeyed Chen Xiaobei's orders and hurried away.
"Chen Xiaobei! What about me?" Hong Haier panicked.
"You stay here!" Chen Xiaobei smiled mysteriously and said, "Ladies and gentlemen! This is the moment where you will witness a miracle!"
