Chapter 1
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The dimly lit room was soon lightened with his presence. Awesome Awesomener, last Awesomer of earth, had arrived!
Still, some were too blind to see!
- Welcome, Junior, to the afterlife. I'm…
A beautiful woman with an ample chest and round but said, while leaning on her exquisitely crafted chair.
Her tone, however, was too mild! Treating him as inferior, Awesome Awesomener would have none of that!
- Shut up and kneel, woman!
The woman felt choked with his arrogance and unrivaled pride.
- Awesomener of earth, your attitude is unforgivable! You may have been an awesome engineer/medic/farmer/botanist/salaryman/military expert/politician and lawyer on your life, but that is nothing!
The woman raised from the chair, overbearingly pointing at him with her finger, the likes of an old and cruel empress expressed on her attitude.
- For your punishment, you shall be tortured for five thousand years! I was originally planning on reincarnating you with cheat-like powers, but now, you will suffer! I will rip your bones, destroy your tendons, reincarnate you with countless painful diseases and tragic life conditions, and that is not all, I will also…!
*BOOM!*
Awesome Awesomener didn't wait for the woman to stop talking. Instead, he pressed with his foot down, and the void turned null while breaking with sounds of bones!
Crossing through space and time, Awesome Awesomener pressed down with unrivaled weight, his body disappearing from were it once were and reappearing above the woman!
*BOOM!* *BOOM!* *CHICA BOOM BOOM!*
The heavens screamed, and the hymns of buddhas and arats crossed the skies as Awesome Awesomener pressed the womans' head under his footm kicking her mercilessly!
- Foolish woman, do you dare to threaten me?! Accept your punishment and die once or twice!
The womans' head had already been opened up five times, and each time she regenerated, Awesome Awesomener would press down on her again.
- Enough. I tire of stomping on you. Raise and take those clothes off. I initially intended to just make you kneel and submit, but after you threatened me, you need to pay with something more than blood!
The pitiful woman had no choice, but to accept Awesome Awesomeners' words and submit to him.
Hell cried of joy and the Heavens cried of sorrow!
However, his acts wouldn't go unquestioned! As Awesomer Awesomener finished quenching his fleshly thirst, phoenix and dragon cries echoed in the heavens, while terrible vibrations and hellish fire rose from bellow the earth!
- VILE DEFILER, COME AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!
A man dressed on imperial clothing of yellow and blue, his imperial moment surging like a tidal wave, so cried in the heavens.
- JADE- DESTROYING EMPEROR! We meet at last!
As this man talked, another, lower and cavernous voice, soon filled the ears. This time, a humongous mass of tentacles and fire rose from great cracks on the ground.
- Yama-eating demon! Stay put and prepare to die! As soon as I deal with this defiler of goddesses, I shall kill you and destroy your mind and soul, so you shall never be reborn again!
- Ha! As if I would wait! Stranger! We have the same enemy! Fight with me, and I shall grant you plenty of spoils to indulge in!
Yama-eating demon had fought with Jade-Destroying many times in the past, but at the time he was known as Jade Servant Minister! Ever since he killed the Jade Emperor, his power level had risen many folds!
However, now that Awesome Awesomener had dared to defile the Jade-Destroying Emperors' sister, confrontation through the eras was inevitabable! So, this was the chance for him to team up with someone as strong as this man, and deal with the Jade-Destroying Emperor once and for all!
- Noisy. I have no intention of becoming someone else's cannon fodder! Both of you, scram and never let me see you again. Otherwise, don't blame me for being impolite!
- You bastard, you dare! KILL!
The Jade-Breaking Emperor could swallow his anger no more and pounced forward with immense momentum!
However, Awesome Awesomener then moved his hands lightly, and all that was left of him was a bloody mist.
The Yama-Eating demon wanted to ambush Jade-Breaking Emperor once he was busy fighting with Awesome Awesomener, but he couldn't do it in time. Awesome Awesomener was just that strong!
- Fellow Daoist, I regret my actions and humbly apologize. Please forgive me, for this lowly demon knew not of the immensity of heaven and earth!
- I don't care.
Awesome Awesomeners' body began to glow with a fiery light, and he disappeared from the scene.
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The dimly lit room was soon lightened with his presence. Awesome Awesomener, last Awesomer of earth, had arrived!
Still, some were too blind to see!
- Welcome, Junior, to the afterlife. I'm…
A beautiful woman with an ample chest and round but said, while leaning on her exquisitely crafted chair.
Her tone, however, was too mild! Treating him as inferior, Awesome Awesomener would have none of that!
- Shut up and kneel, woman!
The woman felt choked with his arrogance and unrivaled pride.
- Awesomener of earth, your attitude is unforgivable! You may have been an awesome engineer/medic/farmer/botanist/salaryman/military expert/politician and lawyer on your life, but that is nothing!
The woman raised from the chair, overbearingly pointing at him with her finger, the likes of an old and cruel empress expressed on her attitude.
- For your punishment, you shall be tortured for five thousand years! I was originally planning on reincarnating you with cheat-like powers, but now, you will suffer! I will rip your bones, destroy your tendons, reincarnate you with countless painful diseases and tragic life conditions, and that is not all, I will also…!
*BOOM!*
Awesome Awesomener didn't wait for the woman to stop talking. Instead, he pressed with his foot down, and the void turned null while breaking with sounds of bones!
Crossing through space and time, Awesome Awesomener pressed down with unrivaled weight, his body disappearing from were it once were and reappearing above the woman!
*BOOM!* *BOOM!* *CHICA BOOM BOOM!*
The heavens screamed, and the hymns of buddhas and arats crossed the skies as Awesome Awesomener pressed the womans' head under his footm kicking her mercilessly!
- Foolish woman, do you dare to threaten me?! Accept your punishment and die once or twice!
The womans' head had already been opened up five times, and each time she regenerated, Awesome Awesomener would press down on her again.
- Enough. I tire of stomping on you. Raise and take those clothes off. I initially intended to just make you kneel and submit, but after you threatened me, you need to pay with something more than blood!
The pitiful woman had no choice, but to accept Awesome Awesomeners' words and submit to him.
Hell cried of joy and the Heavens cried of sorrow!
However, his acts wouldn't go unquestioned! As Awesomer Awesomener finished quenching his fleshly thirst, phoenix and dragon cries echoed in the heavens, while terrible vibrations and hellish fire rose from bellow the earth!
- VILE DEFILER, COME AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!
A man dressed on imperial clothing of yellow and blue, his imperial moment surging like a tidal wave, so cried in the heavens.
- JADE- DESTROYING EMPEROR! We meet at last!
As this man talked, another, lower and cavernous voice, soon filled the ears. This time, a humongous mass of tentacles and fire rose from great cracks on the ground.
- Yama-eating demon! Stay put and prepare to die! As soon as I deal with this defiler of goddesses, I shall kill you and destroy your mind and soul, so you shall never be reborn again!
- Ha! As if I would wait! Stranger! We have the same enemy! Fight with me, and I shall grant you plenty of spoils to indulge in!
Yama-eating demon had fought with Jade-Destroying many times in the past, but at the time he was known as Jade Servant Minister! Ever since he killed the Jade Emperor, his power level had risen many folds!
However, now that Awesome Awesomener had dared to defile the Jade-Destroying Emperors' sister, confrontation through the eras was inevitabable! So, this was the chance for him to team up with someone as strong as this man, and deal with the Jade-Destroying Emperor once and for all!
- Noisy. I have no intention of becoming someone else's cannon fodder! Both of you, scram and never let me see you again. Otherwise, don't blame me for being impolite!
- You bastard, you dare! KILL!
The Jade-Breaking Emperor could swallow his anger no more and pounced forward with immense momentum!
However, Awesome Awesomener then moved his hands lightly, and all that was left of him was a bloody mist.
The Yama-Eating demon wanted to ambush Jade-Breaking Emperor once he was busy fighting with Awesome Awesomener, but he couldn't do it in time. Awesome Awesomener was just that strong!
- Fellow Daoist, I regret my actions and humbly apologize. Please forgive me, for this lowly demon knew not of the immensity of heaven and earth!
- I don't care.
Awesome Awesomeners' body began to glow with a fiery light, and he disappeared from the scene.
The dimly lit room was soon lightened with his presence. Awesome Awesomener, last Awesomer of earth, had arrived!Still, some were too blind to see!- Welcome, Junior, to the afterlife. I'mA beautiful woman with an ample chest and round but said, while leaning on her exquisitely crafted chair.Her tone, however, was too mild! Treating him as inferior, Awesome Awesomener would have none of that!- Shut up and kneel, woman!The woman felt choked with his arrogance and unrivaled pride.- Awesomener of earth, your attitude is unforgivable! You may have been an awesome engineer/medic/farmer/botanist/salaryman/military expert/politician and lawyer on your life, but that is nothing!The woman raised from the chair, overbearingly pointing at him with her finger, the likes of an old and cruel empress expressed on her attitude.- For your punishment, you shall be tortured for five thousand years! I was originally planning on reincarnating you with cheat-like powers, but now, you will suffer! I will rip your bones, destroy your tendons, reincarnate you with countless painful diseases and tragic life conditions, and that is not all, I will also!*BOOM!*Awesome Awesomener didn't wait for the woman to stop talking. Instead, he pressed with his foot down, and the void turned null while breaking with sounds of bones!Crossing through space and time, Awesome Awesomener pressed down with unrivaled weight, his body disappearing from were it once were and reappearing above the woman!*BOOM!* *BOOM!* *CHICA BOOM BOOM!*The heavens screamed, and the hymns of buddhas and arats crossed the skies as Awesome Awesomener pressed the womans' head under his footm kicking her mercilessly!- Foolish woman, do you dare to threaten me?! Accept your punishment and die once or twice!The womans' head had already been opened up five times, and each time she regenerated, Awesome Awesomener would press down on her again.- Enough. I tire of stomping on you. Raise and take those clothes off. I initially intended to just make you kneel and submit, but after you threatened me, you need to pay with something more than blood!The pitiful woman had no choice, but to accept Awesome Awesomeners' words and submit to him.Hell cried of joy and the Heavens cried of sorrow!However, his acts wouldn't go unquestioned! As Awesomer Awesomener finished quenching his fleshly thirst, phoenix and dragon cries echoed in the heavens, while terrible vibrations and hellish fire rose from bellow the earth!- VILE DEFILER, COME AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!A man dressed on imperial clothing of yellow and blue, his imperial moment surging like a tidal wave, so cried in the heavens.- JADE- DESTROYING EMPEROR! We meet at last!As this man talked, another, lower and cavernous voice, soon filled the ears. This time, a humongous mass of tentacles and fire rose from great cracks on the ground.- Yama-eating demon! Stay put and prepare to die! As soon as I deal with this defiler of goddesses, I shall kill you and destroy your mind and soul, so you shall never be reborn again!- Ha! As if I would wait! Stranger! We have the same enemy! Fight with me, and I shall grant you plenty of spoils to indulge in!Yama-eating demon had fought with Jade-Destroying many times in the past, but at the time he was known as Jade Servant Minister! Ever since he killed the Jade Emperor, his power level had risen many folds!However, now that Awesome Awesomener had dared to defile the Jade-Destroying Emperors' sister, confrontation through the eras was inevitabable! So, this was the chance for him to team up with someone as strong as this man, and deal with the Jade-Destroying Emperor once and for all!- Noisy. I have no intention of becoming someone else's cannon fodder! Both of you, scram and never let me see you again. Otherwise, don't blame me for being impolite!- You bastard, you dare! KILL!The Jade-Breaking Emperor could swallow his anger no more and pounced forward with immense momentum!However, Awesome Awesomener then moved his hands lightly, and all that was left of him was a bloody mist.The Yama-Eating demon wanted to ambush Jade-Breaking Emperor once he was busy fighting with Awesome Awesomener, but he couldn't do it in time. Awesome Awesomener was just that strong!- Fellow Daoist, I regret my actions and humbly apologize. Please forgive me, for this lowly demon knew not of the immensity of heaven and earth!- I don't care.Awesome Awesomeners' body began to glow with a fiery light, and he disappeared from the scene.
