Chapter 18
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You must escalate conflict so that, if everybody did it, you'd be better off. But you gotta deal in every human. Otherwise you get illuminati bullshit.
- Mr President's Notes to Self Twitter Account
"Ma'am? Are you awake Ma'am?" says the cop standing over me.
I start. What the fuck? I look around. Shit, I'm on the ground. I try to get up, but my clothes aren't on right, and I fall on my face. Shit.
"Are you okay Ma'am?" the cop asks.
"Yes." I say. Fuck off, I think.
Fear sobers me a little. I get my clothes on right and stand. There's a lot of people running around. Fuck! I'm going to jail.
The cop asks me a bunch of questions. It slowly dawns on me that he's worried about me. I calm down a little, and give him what he needs to leave me alone. I'm okay. Nothing happened to me. Yep, I'm drunk. No, nobody attacked me. I'm not crazy, hurting, or whatever. Sleepwalking's a bitch.
He offers me a ride home, but fuck that. He nods. "Okay." he says. "Just… Be good to yourself, okay? We're gonna get through this."
I nod seriously at his pep talk. Weird.
I walk to Candy's. There are so many people running around, it takes me a while to realize it's 4 in the morning. Everybody is looking up, at the moon. Fuck, that's not the moon! I fumble with my phone. Every feed is lit up. A new planet appeared out of nowhere 2 hours ago. New planet. Scary close to Earth. Out of fucking nowhere.
I pull up my full lab right there on the street. I call Doc-Danger. I get no answer. My stomach hurts. I've never tried to force my way into Doc-Danger's feed. I do so now. There's no need, I have full access. He's gone. He just disappears 2 hours ago. He fucks me in the woods, pulls up his lab, and disappears.
I pull up the God Machine. It's gone too. 2 hours back, there is activity in its logbook. In the same millionth of a second, it answers all the impossible questions. Then it disappears.
My chest hurts. Like there's barbed wire around my heart. I kneel down on the street and weep.
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You must escalate conflict so that, if everybody did it, you'd be better off. But you gotta deal in every human. Otherwise you get illuminati bullshit.
- Mr President's Notes to Self Twitter Account
"Ma'am? Are you awake Ma'am?" says the cop standing over me.
I start. What the fuck? I look around. Shit, I'm on the ground. I try to get up, but my clothes aren't on right, and I fall on my face. Shit.
"Are you okay Ma'am?" the cop asks.
"Yes." I say. Fuck off, I think.
Fear sobers me a little. I get my clothes on right and stand. There's a lot of people running around. Fuck! I'm going to jail.
The cop asks me a bunch of questions. It slowly dawns on me that he's worried about me. I calm down a little, and give him what he needs to leave me alone. I'm okay. Nothing happened to me. Yep, I'm drunk. No, nobody attacked me. I'm not crazy, hurting, or whatever. Sleepwalking's a bitch.
He offers me a ride home, but fuck that. He nods. "Okay." he says. "Just… Be good to yourself, okay? We're gonna get through this."
I nod seriously at his pep talk. Weird.
I walk to Candy's. There are so many people running around, it takes me a while to realize it's 4 in the morning. Everybody is looking up, at the moon. Fuck, that's not the moon! I fumble with my phone. Every feed is lit up. A new planet appeared out of nowhere 2 hours ago. New planet. Scary close to Earth. Out of fucking nowhere.
I pull up my full lab right there on the street. I call Doc-Danger. I get no answer. My stomach hurts. I've never tried to force my way into Doc-Danger's feed. I do so now. There's no need, I have full access. He's gone. He just disappears 2 hours ago. He fucks me in the woods, pulls up his lab, and disappears.
I pull up the God Machine. It's gone too. 2 hours back, there is activity in its logbook. In the same millionth of a second, it answers all the impossible questions. Then it disappears.
My chest hurts. Like there's barbed wire around my heart. I kneel down on the street and weep.
You must escalate conflict so that, if everybody did it, you'd be better off. But you gotta deal in every human. Otherwise you get illuminati bullshit.- Mr President's Notes to Self Twitter Account"Ma'am? Are you awake Ma'am?" says the cop standing over me.I start. What the fuck? I look around. Shit, I'm on the ground. I try to get up, but my clothes aren't on right, and I fall on my face. Shit."Are you okay Ma'am?" the cop asks."Yes." I say. Fuck off, I think.Fear sobers me a little. I get my clothes on right and stand. There's a lot of people running around. Fuck! I'm going to jail.The cop asks me a bunch of questions. It slowly dawns on me that he's worried about me. I calm down a little, and give him what he needs to leave me alone. I'm okay. Nothing happened to me. Yep, I'm drunk. No, nobody attacked me. I'm not crazy, hurting, or whatever. Sleepwalking's a bitch.He offers me a ride home, but fuck that. He nods. "Okay." he says. "Just Be good to yourself, okay? We're gonna get through this."I nod seriously at his pep talk. Weird.I walk to Candy's. There are so many people running around, it takes me a while to realize it's 4 in the morning. Everybody is looking up, at the moon. Fuck, that's not the moon! I fumble with my phone. Every feed is lit up. A new planet appeared out of nowhere 2 hours ago. New planet. Scary close to Earth. Out of fucking nowhere.I pull up my full lab right there on the street. I call Doc-Danger. I get no answer. My stomach hurts. I've never tried to force my way into Doc-Danger's feed. I do so now. There's no need, I have full access. He's gone. He just disappears 2 hours ago. He fucks me in the woods, pulls up his lab, and disappears.I pull up the God Machine. It's gone too. 2 hours back, there is activity in its logbook. In the same millionth of a second, it answers all the impossible questions. Then it disappears.My chest hurts. Like there's barbed wire around my heart. I kneel down on the street and weep.
