Chapter 265 - Animal Language Card and Drawing Card
Translator: Lav
Editor: Seliniaki Ilikia
The Scepterre was impatient. and urged, “Hurry up and ask,.” it urged.
“If I only have sixty points when I level up, can I still gethave rewards? Or, if I want private funds as a reward, do I need to reach a certain amount of points to exchange the one point equals to one percent into my own money?”
“Why?! Why?! How can you even think of this question?!” The Scepterre roared again, makingand Shi Lei jumped.
Seeing that the Scepterre was still asking why repeatedly, Shi Lei felt guilty. Has he was worried that it would start singing: he said this pain is nothing in the storm, dry your tears and don’t ask, why…… (1)
“Uh…, Pperhaps…, I think…, bBecause I’m pretty handsome!” Shi Lei touched his forehead and replied with difficulty as he faced against the Scepterre’s constant mumbling
“Stupid marmot, you are really making me angry. If you want your own money, you must reach seventy points during the grading process.”
Shi Lei clapped his hands., “I’m the embodiment of wisdom in person! Okay, I finished asking my questions., Wwe can start drawing the prizes now.”
When he asked the last question, he had already decided that there were no point into keep asking any more questions. Shi Lei chose to quickly wrap up the day’stoday’s conversation, thinkingas he thought that the Scepterre was at the risk of getting a stroke.
The wheelcircle for prize drawing gradually appeared on the screen. Iand it was same old display.
“I can draw twice today, right?” Shi Lei had to made sure.
“Yes.” The Scepterre didn’t want to talk anymore. Ias it knew that Shi Lei would still ask questions, around regardless ofno matter what he drew.
Shi Lei didn’t talk further and pressed the button. After a while, he pressed the button once moreagain and the wheelcircle began to slow down until it stopped.
The area where the needle pointed to didn’t have anything written., It wasbut only a drawing.
The pattern was somewhat strange. It was a creature with the head of a horsea horse’s head, the horns of an oxan ox’s horn, the nose of an elephantelephant’s nose, the body of a snake, the tail of a fish, and wings…… Uh, we shall call it an animal temporarily., Aand it had the legs of a centipede.
Neither a fish nor fowl? But was it just that, it didn’tdoesn’t even look like ten things(2) put together!
Although he didn’t understand and couldn’t recognizse what the thing that was, but Shi Lei wasn’t in a hurry to ask.
He had one more chance. Hhe wouldwill ask after he finished drawing the second prize.
Hence, Shi Lei smashed the button down without a word and he thought:; Ddon’t be like last time and draw the same damn thing.
The wheelcircle spun again and Shi Lei pressed the button once moreagain before it gradually stopped. This time, heShi Lei understood what the area where the needle stopped was for. It hadwas two large characters: —— Drawing.
Although he could read what it said, but Shi Lei didn’t fully understand the meaning of the prize. HBut he could still briefly guess that it probably had the same functions as the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card. Pand perhaps he could be possessed by master artistss of drawing through this.
If thatit was really the case, it looked really weak., Bbut it would bewas fine to use it to pretend to be cool once in a while.
“The Level Two Employee has drawn two prizes. The first one is the Animal Language Card and the second is the Drawing Card. For the Animal Language Card, you can at most use it twice a month. After you used this card, you are possessed with the ability to communicate withto any animals for ten minutes. The type of animals includes all on earth, except for plants and other lower beings thatwhich are incapable ofto speaking a language. There’s no need for you to keep asking., I’ve told you very clearly. Anything you can imagine, including all animal calls., Eeven some sounds thatwhich humans cannot hear, such as those made by a fish or shrimp, you can communicate with them for ten minutes. As for the Drawing Card, it is similar to the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card., Yyou can use it twice a month forin athe duration of one hour. Iand it functions in the same way as the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card. These two cards will form into two apps onin your phone and you are only required to click on the corresponding app when you want to use it.”
The Scepterre knew that Shi Lei would ask questions to make everything clearer, so itthe Sceptre had learnedt to telland told himShi Lei everything he needed to know to save trouble for itself, tryingand tried its best to not give himShi Lei room for any questions.
But even so, Shi Lei still had a question.
“Uh…… I don’t really want to ask this, but I have to……”
The Scepterre had beenwas pestered beyond endurance., “Ask, ask, ask., Aask everything clearly.”
Shi Lei was speechless. and he almost asked apologetically, “For that Animal Language Card, do I only have the ability to communicate withto them, or can I give them orders?” he asked almost apologetically. “You know, if it’s only communication, then it’s useless, but it would beit’s different if I can give orders, such as I can asking the dog to bite its owner……”
The Scepterre felt a bit sadmelancholy atby Shi Lei’s question. How did the dog owner offend you to make the dog bite themthe owner? There was no way for the Scepterre to know that Shi Lei had once encountered an extremely fierce dog and he hadwas almost been bitten by it as he fell down from trying to avoid it. But the dog’s owner justwas laugheding loudly and even felt proud that his dog was f*ucking awesome. Shi Lei was scarred from this, soand when the Scepterre introducedannounced the Animal Language Card, he thought that if he had the card at that time and he could give orders to the dog, he would definitely tell the dog to bite that laughing retard until he was disabled.
“You can give simple orders, but not things that animals can’t do as animals.”
“In other words, I can never make a dog meow like a cat. I understand that.is, I’m not bored enough to tell a dog to learn a foreign language.”
Foreign language your ass!, Hhow cancould dogs have foreign languages?!
“Level Two Employee, do you have any other questions?” The Scepterre asked halfheartedlywithout energy.
Shi Lei waved his hands generously and said, “Nope!” As soon as the Scepterre heard thatit, it immediately disappeared and ejected the Black Card out for Shi Lei.
“Damn, can you leave any faster? Am I that scary?” Shi Lei mumbled to himself sadly and pocketed the Black Card.
HeShi Lei took out his phone andto checked as he walked up the stairs.
There were two new apps onin ithis phone already. It was the same as the other apps.; Tthey didn’t have a name, but only the same picture or writings as what he had seensaw when he drew the prizes.
He tapped on the Animal Language Card and Shi Lei could only saw something like a search engine. There were two other buttons on the side.; Oone was for audio and, one was for the camera. There was a line beneath it as an introductionto introduce it, telling Shi Lei that he could use the audio button to search for the breed of the animal. If he couldn’t get the accurate name of the animal, then he could use the camera function and search the animal by the photo.
“This is is very detailedplanned with so many details. If the providers of our apps can all provide this much details, how nice would that would be.” Shi Lei closed the app and opened the Drawing Card.
It was slightly different fromto the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card.; Tthe Martial Arts Card had three photos or portraits of three martial arts masters without a lot oftoo much details. Perhaps it was because the Black Card thought that as long as it gave Shi Lei enough combat ability, it wasn’t important what the martial arts master was used to fight. But there was a problem.; Iif it didn’t matter, then why were three options given? Wasn’t it easier to just summon a martial arts master toand possess him at random? Shi Lei temporarily casted this doubt aside and looked at the display of the Drawing Card. It listed the four big options of Wwestern drawings, Chinese drawings, pencil sketches, and manga.
Shi Lei clicked the manga button and three photos appeared under the option. It was quite similar to the Martial Arts Card and the rest should also be able the same. WhileWhen he was looking at it, a voice sounded next to him., “What are you looking at?”
Shi Lei jumped in horror.
The lyrics are from a Chinese song called “‘Sailor”’ Neither a fish nor fowl: in Chinese, it’s called “si bu xiang”, which literally means “doesn’t look like four things,”, so the author exaggerated it and said that it doesn’t look like ten things combined
Chapter 265 - Animal Language Card and Drawing Card
Translator: Lav
Editor: Seliniaki Ilikia
The Scepterre was impatient. and urged, “Hurry up and ask,.” it urged.
“If I only have sixty points when I level up, can I still gethave rewards? Or, if I want private funds as a reward, do I need to reach a certain amount of points to exchange the one point equals to one percent into my own money?”
“Why?! Why?! How can you even think of this question?!” The Scepterre roared again, makingand Shi Lei jumped.
Seeing that the Scepterre was still asking why repeatedly, Shi Lei felt guilty. Has he was worried that it would start singing: he said this pain is nothing in the storm, dry your tears and don’t ask, why…… (1)
“Uh…, Pperhaps…, I think…, bBecause I’m pretty handsome!” Shi Lei touched his forehead and replied with difficulty as he faced against the Scepterre’s constant mumbling
“Stupid marmot, you are really making me angry. If you want your own money, you must reach seventy points during the grading process.”
Shi Lei clapped his hands., “I’m the embodiment of wisdom in person! Okay, I finished asking my questions., Wwe can start drawing the prizes now.”
When he asked the last question, he had already decided that there were no point into keep asking any more questions. Shi Lei chose to quickly wrap up the day’stoday’s conversation, thinkingas he thought that the Scepterre was at the risk of getting a stroke.
The wheelcircle for prize drawing gradually appeared on the screen. Iand it was same old display.
“I can draw twice today, right?” Shi Lei had to made sure.
“Yes.” The Scepterre didn’t want to talk anymore. Ias it knew that Shi Lei would still ask questions, around regardless ofno matter what he drew.
Shi Lei didn’t talk further and pressed the button. After a while, he pressed the button once moreagain and the wheelcircle began to slow down until it stopped.
The area where the needle pointed to didn’t have anything written., It wasbut only a drawing.
The pattern was somewhat strange. It was a creature with the head of a horsea horse’s head, the horns of an oxan ox’s horn, the nose of an elephantelephant’s nose, the body of a snake, the tail of a fish, and wings…… Uh, we shall call it an animal temporarily., Aand it had the legs of a centipede.
Neither a fish nor fowl? But was it just that, it didn’tdoesn’t even look like ten things(2) put together!
Although he didn’t understand and couldn’t recognizse what the thing that was, but Shi Lei wasn’t in a hurry to ask.
He had one more chance. Hhe wouldwill ask after he finished drawing the second prize.
Hence, Shi Lei smashed the button down without a word and he thought:; Ddon’t be like last time and draw the same damn thing.
The wheelcircle spun again and Shi Lei pressed the button once moreagain before it gradually stopped. This time, heShi Lei understood what the area where the needle stopped was for. It hadwas two large characters: —— Drawing.
Although he could read what it said, but Shi Lei didn’t fully understand the meaning of the prize. HBut he could still briefly guess that it probably had the same functions as the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card. Pand perhaps he could be possessed by master artistss of drawing through this.
If thatit was really the case, it looked really weak., Bbut it would bewas fine to use it to pretend to be cool once in a while.
“The Level Two Employee has drawn two prizes. The first one is the Animal Language Card and the second is the Drawing Card. For the Animal Language Card, you can at most use it twice a month. After you used this card, you are possessed with the ability to communicate withto any animals for ten minutes. The type of animals includes all on earth, except for plants and other lower beings thatwhich are incapable ofto speaking a language. There’s no need for you to keep asking., I’ve told you very clearly. Anything you can imagine, including all animal calls., Eeven some sounds thatwhich humans cannot hear, such as those made by a fish or shrimp, you can communicate with them for ten minutes. As for the Drawing Card, it is similar to the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card., Yyou can use it twice a month forin athe duration of one hour. Iand it functions in the same way as the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card. These two cards will form into two apps onin your phone and you are only required to click on the corresponding app when you want to use it.”
The Scepterre knew that Shi Lei would ask questions to make everything clearer, so itthe Sceptre had learnedt to telland told himShi Lei everything he needed to know to save trouble for itself, tryingand tried its best to not give himShi Lei room for any questions.
But even so, Shi Lei still had a question.
“Uh…… I don’t really want to ask this, but I have to……”
The Scepterre had beenwas pestered beyond endurance., “Ask, ask, ask., Aask everything clearly.”
Shi Lei was speechless. and he almost asked apologetically, “For that Animal Language Card, do I only have the ability to communicate withto them, or can I give them orders?” he asked almost apologetically. “You know, if it’s only communication, then it’s useless, but it would beit’s different if I can give orders, such as I can asking the dog to bite its owner……”
The Scepterre felt a bit sadmelancholy atby Shi Lei’s question. How did the dog owner offend you to make the dog bite themthe owner? There was no way for the Scepterre to know that Shi Lei had once encountered an extremely fierce dog and he hadwas almost been bitten by it as he fell down from trying to avoid it. But the dog’s owner justwas laugheding loudly and even felt proud that his dog was f*ucking awesome. Shi Lei was scarred from this, soand when the Scepterre introducedannounced the Animal Language Card, he thought that if he had the card at that time and he could give orders to the dog, he would definitely tell the dog to bite that laughing retard until he was disabled.
“You can give simple orders, but not things that animals can’t do as animals.”
“In other words, I can never make a dog meow like a cat. I understand that.is, I’m not bored enough to tell a dog to learn a foreign language.”
Foreign language your ass!, Hhow cancould dogs have foreign languages?!
“Level Two Employee, do you have any other questions?” The Scepterre asked halfheartedlywithout energy.
Shi Lei waved his hands generously and said, “Nope!” As soon as the Scepterre heard thatit, it immediately disappeared and ejected the Black Card out for Shi Lei.
“Damn, can you leave any faster? Am I that scary?” Shi Lei mumbled to himself sadly and pocketed the Black Card.
HeShi Lei took out his phone andto checked as he walked up the stairs.
There were two new apps onin ithis phone already. It was the same as the other apps.; Tthey didn’t have a name, but only the same picture or writings as what he had seensaw when he drew the prizes.
He tapped on the Animal Language Card and Shi Lei could only saw something like a search engine. There were two other buttons on the side.; Oone was for audio and, one was for the camera. There was a line beneath it as an introductionto introduce it, telling Shi Lei that he could use the audio button to search for the breed of the animal. If he couldn’t get the accurate name of the animal, then he could use the camera function and search the animal by the photo.
“This is is very detailedplanned with so many details. If the providers of our apps can all provide this much details, how nice would that would be.” Shi Lei closed the app and opened the Drawing Card.
It was slightly different fromto the Ancient Times’ Martial Arts Card.; Tthe Martial Arts Card had three photos or portraits of three martial arts masters without a lot oftoo much details. Perhaps it was because the Black Card thought that as long as it gave Shi Lei enough combat ability, it wasn’t important what the martial arts master was used to fight. But there was a problem.; Iif it didn’t matter, then why were three options given? Wasn’t it easier to just summon a martial arts master toand possess him at random? Shi Lei temporarily casted this doubt aside and looked at the display of the Drawing Card. It listed the four big options of Wwestern drawings, Chinese drawings, pencil sketches, and manga.
Shi Lei clicked the manga button and three photos appeared under the option. It was quite similar to the Martial Arts Card and the rest should also be able the same. WhileWhen he was looking at it, a voice sounded next to him., “What are you looking at?”
Shi Lei jumped in horror.
The lyrics are from a Chinese song called “‘Sailor”’ Neither a fish nor fowl: in Chinese, it’s called “si bu xiang”, which literally means “doesn’t look like four things,”, so the author exaggerated it and said that it doesn’t look like ten things combined