Chapter 002
On a dark windy night, the famous Prince Duan Yu met Miss Gu for the first time. That day, he was invited to the Gu Estate to dinner. After they had drunk three rounds of wine, he walked outside by himself. At the halfway point, from far away, there was a strange meat aroma. Although he had eaten exotic delicacies from childhood, he had never smell anything with such an alluring aroma.
What could smell so good? He pondered this as he walked. Finally, he arrived at inconspicuous cabin. Across the window, he saw a beauty that was dressed in black. At the moment, the beauty stood there eating meat. She stuffed an entire piece of pork into her mouth along with rice.
Yeow! Brownish red sauce overflowed from the corners of her mouth and stained her delicate, petal-like lips. She happily continued to lick, bite, and chew. As the beauty ate, her eyes glowed and her entire body was deeply intoxicated.
Meat. Beauty. Gulp, Duan Yu couldn’t help swallowing his saliva. Huh? Even I can want something? Duan Yu recovered from his daze and thought this was a bit inconceivable.
The beauty did not notice him and continued helping herself to piece after piece of meat. Duan Yu continued to swallow his saliva again and again. When he couldn’t resist any longer and started to enter the room, he noticed that the beauty’s expression had become melancholy. A small frown creased her forehead and her eyes were misty. Then, her nose slowly became red and tears came from her eyes. In this cold, small room that was lit only by a kerosene lamp, his heart felt tender for that frail shadow.
He stood next to a window with carved patterns on the woodwork and softly asked her, “Why are you crying?”
Gu QingQiao reflexively replied, “Because braised meat is too delicious.” At the same time, she turned around and was startled.
An incomparably, beautiful man. Gu QingQiao dazedly looked at the man near the window. Her heart was beating as if there were a thousand stampeding horses in front of her.
Wow… Takeshi Kaneshiro (Taiwanese-Japanese actor and singer) is nothing. Fans will stand here. (I think she means that Takeshi Kaneshiro’s fans will be converted to Duan Yu’s fans.) If compared to this man, idols will escape to Himalaya Mountains out of shame. Ah, look at those Phoenix eyes (slanted eyes) and thin lips. Such a charming, elegant appearance, he must be Song Yu’s reincarnation. (Song Yu is ancient Chinese writer that’s known for his ‘Verses of Chu’).
His high level of beauty was rare for a man. If this handsome man were born in the modern world, she would catch him to be an idol. What good man? What fast man? What beautiful man? It will be easily accomplished and she will have a windfall of profits. The more she thought about her idea, the more wonderful it became and started to laugh. But her daydreaming was quickly interrupted. Duan Yu saw her endlessly giggling to herself.
He wrinkled his brow: “If the food tasted good, why were you crying?”
Smiling, she said, “I’m afraid that after I leave, I won’t be able to eat this anymore.” As a person who valued appearances, Gu QingQiao had a very gentle demeanor in front of this handsome man.
The handsome man raised his an eyebrow, and his eyes held a hint of interest: “Wherever you go, just bring your cook with you, and you’ll continue to be able to eat.”
She shook her head: “You can’t always bring people with you to place where you want to go.” A lonely look flitted across her face. Blink and he would have missed it.
She leisurely laughed, “You don’t understand.” Her sweet, waxy face was like an eight-treasured chrysanthemum cake. Many days later, she repeated the same sentence to him. At this time, under the crescent moon, she was her laughing self without any worries. But he didn’t understand. In fact, some things he would prefer to never understand. Truly. (Translator’s note: This feels so ominous. )
The handsome man asked, “What’s your name? Are you engaged to anyone?”
“What?” QingQiao returned to her senses and quickly thought. From a glance, she could tell he was a respectable person. He was probably her father’s dinner guest tonight. Previously, she has said she was sick, so she couldn’t attend dinner. But now, accidently meeting the guest in the kitchen while she was eating meat, her lie was discovered. She was dead meat. No matter what, she couldn’t say her real name. So, she put on a 101% proper expression.
Her big eyes sparkled to show innocence and harmlessness: “My name is Xiao Rou (literally means little meat). The master has promised me to the cook, A’Da.” As soon as she spoke those words, she was chagrined. She secretly observed. The handsome face didn’t change.
He only softly said, “oh.” Inexplicably, her heart felt dejected. She could only take her anger out on A’Da. Paternal grandmother is a bear. (It’s a swear word/phrase.) Today, I’ll let you gain this advantage (of the made-up engagement). Later on, I’ll find the city’s biggest meatball for you to marry. Inside the kitchen, A’Da was cooking ox tripe. Despite facing this raging fire, he couldn’t help shivering.
The handsome man asked, “Miss Xiao Ruo, could you give me your meat?” His eyes stared at her chest.
“Ah?” QingQiao paused for a moment. She speculated if he was joking, but this handsome man looked serene. “What meat? Where’s the meat that you want?” She hurriedly protected her chest. Her eyes were guarded.
“Don’t say I didn’t tell you. Recently, the prices for meat have become outrageously expensive. If you want any piece, it won’t be easy.” This hint was obvious, but his handsome face was still unfazed.
“Gu ShangSu is so uncorrupted, even eating a piece of pork is difficult in his home.” As he talked, his eyes were up to no good and continued looking down her chest until he looked at the stove.
Gurgle, gurgle. The braised pork cooked happily on the stove.
This bastard. She embarrassedly smiled.
Bang! QingQiao shoved the pot of braised pork at the handsome man, “For you.”
“Well –” the handsome man was scalded. He lightly sighted, but the next second he took pot and firmly stood. His poise was still elegant.
So fast… Gu QingQiao was astonished, but still very much resentful. Well, your head. This strange handsome man. Couldn’t you have said, “What” “Oh” “Ow”? Does the phrase “Ouch, my mother,” not exist in your life dictionary? Did you not know that your Rou sister wished to hear you wail like a ghost and howl like a wolf (scream like crazy)? Staring fiercely at the handsome man, Gu QingQiao quickly closed the curtains to cut him off from her world.
It’s okay that she no longer has braised pork. There’s still the Lantern Festival. She comforted herself with this thought and smiled.
—
The lunar year’s first month’s fifteenth night is a good time to admire the full moon. Late at night, the moon finally defeats the cloud, showing its full face. This wasn’t easy. The cloud was strong. Even when dispersed by the wind, the cloud will gather again. The cloud was known as the “Unkillable Black Phoenix”. The triumphant moon looked down to see a handsome man. Its heart immediately wanted to give support – Hey Hey. This prince, aren’t you peerless? Aren’t you this dynasty’s most talented man? Follow Li X and Du X by composing two poems that praise me!
But the prince didn’t feel the moon’s enthusiasm; he carried a pot of pork and slowly walked back. At this moment, his mind was thinking of angry pair of eyes. No matter how mesmerizing tonight’s moon was, how could it compare with a beautiful living person?
“My name is Xiao Rou. The master has promised me to the cook, A’Da.” He shook his head and suddenly laughed. That silly girl, she lied with such sincerity and seriousness. But she forgot to first take off the jade piece on her chest.
Chapter 002
On a dark windy night, the famous Prince Duan Yu met Miss Gu for the first time. That day, he was invited to the Gu Estate to dinner. After they had drunk three rounds of wine, he walked outside by himself. At the halfway point, from far away, there was a strange meat aroma. Although he had eaten exotic delicacies from childhood, he had never smell anything with such an alluring aroma.
What could smell so good? He pondered this as he walked. Finally, he arrived at inconspicuous cabin. Across the window, he saw a beauty that was dressed in black. At the moment, the beauty stood there eating meat. She stuffed an entire piece of pork into her mouth along with rice.
Yeow! Brownish red sauce overflowed from the corners of her mouth and stained her delicate, petal-like lips. She happily continued to lick, bite, and chew. As the beauty ate, her eyes glowed and her entire body was deeply intoxicated.
Meat. Beauty. Gulp, Duan Yu couldn’t help swallowing his saliva. Huh? Even I can want something? Duan Yu recovered from his daze and thought this was a bit inconceivable.
The beauty did not notice him and continued helping herself to piece after piece of meat. Duan Yu continued to swallow his saliva again and again. When he couldn’t resist any longer and started to enter the room, he noticed that the beauty’s expression had become melancholy. A small frown creased her forehead and her eyes were misty. Then, her nose slowly became red and tears came from her eyes. In this cold, small room that was lit only by a kerosene lamp, his heart felt tender for that frail shadow.
He stood next to a window with carved patterns on the woodwork and softly asked her, “Why are you crying?”
Gu QingQiao reflexively replied, “Because braised meat is too delicious.” At the same time, she turned around and was startled.
An incomparably, beautiful man. Gu QingQiao dazedly looked at the man near the window. Her heart was beating as if there were a thousand stampeding horses in front of her.
Wow… Takeshi Kaneshiro (Taiwanese-Japanese actor and singer) is nothing. Fans will stand here. (I think she means that Takeshi Kaneshiro’s fans will be converted to Duan Yu’s fans.) If compared to this man, idols will escape to Himalaya Mountains out of shame. Ah, look at those Phoenix eyes (slanted eyes) and thin lips. Such a charming, elegant appearance, he must be Song Yu’s reincarnation. (Song Yu is ancient Chinese writer that’s known for his ‘Verses of Chu’).
His high level of beauty was rare for a man. If this handsome man were born in the modern world, she would catch him to be an idol. What good man? What fast man? What beautiful man? It will be easily accomplished and she will have a windfall of profits. The more she thought about her idea, the more wonderful it became and started to laugh. But her daydreaming was quickly interrupted. Duan Yu saw her endlessly giggling to herself.
He wrinkled his brow: “If the food tasted good, why were you crying?”
Smiling, she said, “I’m afraid that after I leave, I won’t be able to eat this anymore.” As a person who valued appearances, Gu QingQiao had a very gentle demeanor in front of this handsome man.
The handsome man raised his an eyebrow, and his eyes held a hint of interest: “Wherever you go, just bring your cook with you, and you’ll continue to be able to eat.”
She shook her head: “You can’t always bring people with you to place where you want to go.” A lonely look flitted across her face. Blink and he would have missed it.
She leisurely laughed, “You don’t understand.” Her sweet, waxy face was like an eight-treasured chrysanthemum cake. Many days later, she repeated the same sentence to him. At this time, under the crescent moon, she was her laughing self without any worries. But he didn’t understand. In fact, some things he would prefer to never understand. Truly. (Translator’s note: This feels so ominous. )
The handsome man asked, “What’s your name? Are you engaged to anyone?”
“What?” QingQiao returned to her senses and quickly thought. From a glance, she could tell he was a respectable person. He was probably her father’s dinner guest tonight. Previously, she has said she was sick, so she couldn’t attend dinner. But now, accidently meeting the guest in the kitchen while she was eating meat, her lie was discovered. She was dead meat. No matter what, she couldn’t say her real name. So, she put on a 101% proper expression.
Her big eyes sparkled to show innocence and harmlessness: “My name is Xiao Rou (literally means little meat). The master has promised me to the cook, A’Da.” As soon as she spoke those words, she was chagrined. She secretly observed. The handsome face didn’t change.
He only softly said, “oh.” Inexplicably, her heart felt dejected. She could only take her anger out on A’Da. Paternal grandmother is a bear. (It’s a swear word/phrase.) Today, I’ll let you gain this advantage (of the made-up engagement). Later on, I’ll find the city’s biggest meatball for you to marry. Inside the kitchen, A’Da was cooking ox tripe. Despite facing this raging fire, he couldn’t help shivering.
The handsome man asked, “Miss Xiao Ruo, could you give me your meat?” His eyes stared at her chest.
“Ah?” QingQiao paused for a moment. She speculated if he was joking, but this handsome man looked serene. “What meat? Where’s the meat that you want?” She hurriedly protected her chest. Her eyes were guarded.
“Don’t say I didn’t tell you. Recently, the prices for meat have become outrageously expensive. If you want any piece, it won’t be easy.” This hint was obvious, but his handsome face was still unfazed.
“Gu ShangSu is so uncorrupted, even eating a piece of pork is difficult in his home.” As he talked, his eyes were up to no good and continued looking down her chest until he looked at the stove.
Gurgle, gurgle. The braised pork cooked happily on the stove.
This bastard. She embarrassedly smiled.
Bang! QingQiao shoved the pot of braised pork at the handsome man, “For you.”
“Well –” the handsome man was scalded. He lightly sighted, but the next second he took pot and firmly stood. His poise was still elegant.
So fast… Gu QingQiao was astonished, but still very much resentful. Well, your head. This strange handsome man. Couldn’t you have said, “What” “Oh” “Ow”? Does the phrase “Ouch, my mother,” not exist in your life dictionary? Did you not know that your Rou sister wished to hear you wail like a ghost and howl like a wolf (scream like crazy)? Staring fiercely at the handsome man, Gu QingQiao quickly closed the curtains to cut him off from her world.
It’s okay that she no longer has braised pork. There’s still the Lantern Festival. She comforted herself with this thought and smiled.
—
The lunar year’s first month’s fifteenth night is a good time to admire the full moon. Late at night, the moon finally defeats the cloud, showing its full face. This wasn’t easy. The cloud was strong. Even when dispersed by the wind, the cloud will gather again. The cloud was known as the “Unkillable Black Phoenix”. The triumphant moon looked down to see a handsome man. Its heart immediately wanted to give support – Hey Hey. This prince, aren’t you peerless? Aren’t you this dynasty’s most talented man? Follow Li X and Du X by composing two poems that praise me!
But the prince didn’t feel the moon’s enthusiasm; he carried a pot of pork and slowly walked back. At this moment, his mind was thinking of angry pair of eyes. No matter how mesmerizing tonight’s moon was, how could it compare with a beautiful living person?
“My name is Xiao Rou. The master has promised me to the cook, A’Da.” He shook his head and suddenly laughed. That silly girl, she lied with such sincerity and seriousness. But she forgot to first take off the jade piece on her chest.
