Chapter 99
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Nonon was the next sacrificial victim, in Xiao Qiangwei's opinion, so she got on the arena… No, wait…
Nonon: Entrance march! "Under the Double Eagle"!
Xiao Qiangwei: Where the fuck did she pulled a fucking march?!
Xiao Qiangwei stared incredulously at the anime logic that was happening in front of him, Nonon was holding a pointy stick with a tuft at the top, meanwhile, behind her was an entire orchestra… Not only Ryuko and Senketsu were surprised, but the same was for Xiao Qiangwei and Jibril, who never sensed those people here…
Senketsu: She knows how to make a cheery entrance.
Nonon finally reached the arena, and… Did the march just vanished like nothing?
Xiao Qiangwei: What the fuck is that? Schrodinger's Cat from Hellsing?!
Nonon: Sorry for the wait, transfer student. This won't be like the clumsy fights you've had with those boys so far. Prepare to be pummeled cheerfully, jauntily, and utterly one-sidedly!
And then, she transformed into a red suit with white bones as decorations around her body and a tall red hat, meanwhile, instruments came from nothing and created something that looked like a giant heart-shaped LRAD mounted over tank's treads.
Xiao Qiangwei: ...What the fuck am I watching?
Nonon: 3-star Goku Uniform: Symphony Regalia Grave!
Ryuko: That's huge! On what planet is that a uniform!?
Nonon: I can get a better sound this way. Okay, for my first song, "Light Cavalry Overture"!
Then music came from her… "Uniform"?
Ryuko: She's gonna fight while playing music?
Senketsu: It's so loud it's hard to concentrate…
Ryuko: We can't have that, can we? Let's do it! Life Fiber Synchronize, Kamui Senketsu!
Then she transformed and jumped at Nonon with her sword scissor, but the LRAD blasted her away with its soundwave.
Senketsu: Her attack packs a wallop…
Nonon: The bass really reverberates, doesn't it? Next up is a really sharp performance!
Then from the openings on the LRAD, solidified notes came out like sharp blades, aiming at Ryuko.
She blocked them but the pain was still there, after that, she jumped away.
Nonon: Hahahaha! Dance harder!
Ryuko continued to dodge them and attacked Nonon, but she was blasted away once again, the sound reverberated in the entire academy, only a few were unaffected from the sounds.
Nonon: The music is lacking a certain something, you know? Oh, I know!
Then she let out a creepy face and said.
Nonon: It's missing your screams, transfer student!
Then from behind, three fins emerged out and the tank's treads retracted into the bottom, letting out more speakers that made the entire thing fly with their soundwaves.
Nonon: Symphony Regalia Presto!
Ryuko: That huge thing is flying?!
Nonon: Yes indeed, this big thing is flying! That's my power! The other Elite Four could never do this!
Xiao Qiangwei: ...I can fly too.
Nonon: NO! YOU DON'T!!
It seems that Nonon didn't want to accept that truth without seeing it, but whatever… Meanwhile, she flew beside Satsuki and said with a confident smile.
Nonon: I'm the one who can best use this Goku Uniform, this power you got your hands on! Ever since "That" day, I've promised myself that I would always be with you. That I would always look out from the same height as you!
Then she flew even higher and said.
Nonon: Actually, I guess my view is higher right now. Now listen to this! "The William Tell Overture: Finale"!
And then, she shot solidified notes at Ryuko, who blocked them with her sword scissor and said.
Ryuko: Hey! I thought you were disqualified if you left the battle area!
Nonon: Not if you leave it, only if you fall out of it. I'm flying, so no problem!
Ryuko: You weasels are always making up rules on the spot!
Nonon: Goodness, it seems like you have time to spare to complain. Let's give you something bigger.
Xiao Qiangwei: CONTEXT!!
Then, from the bottom of the thing, something came out…
Nonon: Let's see you dodge jauntily! If you can, that is!
...Revealing a giant flute with a rocket-shaped end, that detached itself and flew to Ryuko, who ran away.
Ryuko: Like I said, on what planet is that a uniform!?
The flute exploded, flinging Ryuko away, when she fell down, she used a wire from her outfit to bind her sword scissor and twisted it around her.
Ryuko: Chew on this!
Then she threw the sword scissor while holding on the wire. The wire binded the thing and the sword scissor got stuck in the flying weapon, before arrows came out from Ryuko's skirt and anchored her on the ground.
Xiao Qiangwei: Ok, that's cheating, how much shit is in that suit!?
So says the reincarnated one who can control time and space, has the strength to destroy the moon, a omnipotent master, and has a God-Slaying angel as a sexfriend and servant, probably lover too.
Ryuko: In that case, I'll just have to bring you down here!
And then, she dragged down a surprised Nonon with her herculean strength, however, before Nonon could crash headfirst on the ground, her LRAD let out soundwaves that bounced her off from the ground.
Nonon: I'll cut those…
She shot out metal disks from her "Uniform", which flew to the wires.
Nonon: ...Flimsy ropes of yours!
However, those metal disks bounced off from the wires, while Ryuko grinned.
Ryuko: This is a bundle of Life Fibers from Senketsu's body. You think you can cut this that easily?
However, Nonon kept her smirk and shot out more soundwaves on the ground below Ryuko, she continued to hold the wire while Senketsu telepathically talked.
Senketsu: I can withstand an explosion like this!
The ground below Ryuko cracked and the arrows from her skirt came out.
Ryuko: It's no use, the ground's giving out beneath us!
And then, the ground shattered, making Ryuko fall down with her sword scissor. Meanwhile, Nonon was looking down with a smirk.
Nonon: Oh dear, she's fallen.
Ryuko was crouching down on a falling rock, and said something to her outfit.
Ryuko: Senketsu, can you do something that's really, really reckless?
Senketsu: I'll do my best!
And then, Nonon's airship let out more flute missiles at Ryuko.
Nonon: You're finished!
The entire arena, and the spectators' seats exploded, meanwhile Xiao Qiangwei extended an arm to keep the smoke away from him, his clothes, and Jibril.
Nonon: Hmph!
…
It's ended… Not on our Main Character's eyes.
*Fwwooosshhhh!*
A black and red blur came out from the smoke, revealing a grinning Ryuko with her longer shoulder pauldrons and a longer skirt, that was emitting purple flames, her outfit was keeping evolving…
Xiao Qiangwei: Tch… I give up, that's obviously cheating…
Satsuki: It evolved into a flying configuration in so short a time?
Ryuko: That's my Senketsu! You can do anything if you try!
And then, she flew high enough to look down on Nonon.
Ryuko: Did you see that!? Senketsu Shippu!
Nonon got really pissed off at the sudden development and murmured.
Nonon: The sky is my world… The kid gloves are off, YOU STINKING BITCH!!
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Nonon was the next sacrificial victim, in Xiao Qiangwei's opinion, so she got on the arena… No, wait…
Nonon: Entrance march! "Under the Double Eagle"!
Xiao Qiangwei: Where the fuck did she pulled a fucking march?!
Xiao Qiangwei stared incredulously at the anime logic that was happening in front of him, Nonon was holding a pointy stick with a tuft at the top, meanwhile, behind her was an entire orchestra… Not only Ryuko and Senketsu were surprised, but the same was for Xiao Qiangwei and Jibril, who never sensed those people here…
Senketsu: She knows how to make a cheery entrance.
Nonon finally reached the arena, and… Did the march just vanished like nothing?
Xiao Qiangwei: What the fuck is that? Schrodinger's Cat from Hellsing?!
Nonon: Sorry for the wait, transfer student. This won't be like the clumsy fights you've had with those boys so far. Prepare to be pummeled cheerfully, jauntily, and utterly one-sidedly!
And then, she transformed into a red suit with white bones as decorations around her body and a tall red hat, meanwhile, instruments came from nothing and created something that looked like a giant heart-shaped LRAD mounted over tank's treads.
Xiao Qiangwei: ...What the fuck am I watching?
Nonon: 3-star Goku Uniform: Symphony Regalia Grave!
Ryuko: That's huge! On what planet is that a uniform!?
Nonon: I can get a better sound this way. Okay, for my first song, "Light Cavalry Overture"!
Then music came from her… "Uniform"?
Ryuko: She's gonna fight while playing music?
Senketsu: It's so loud it's hard to concentrate…
Ryuko: We can't have that, can we? Let's do it! Life Fiber Synchronize, Kamui Senketsu!
Then she transformed and jumped at Nonon with her sword scissor, but the LRAD blasted her away with its soundwave.
Senketsu: Her attack packs a wallop…
Nonon: The bass really reverberates, doesn't it? Next up is a really sharp performance!
Then from the openings on the LRAD, solidified notes came out like sharp blades, aiming at Ryuko.
She blocked them but the pain was still there, after that, she jumped away.
Nonon: Hahahaha! Dance harder!
Ryuko continued to dodge them and attacked Nonon, but she was blasted away once again, the sound reverberated in the entire academy, only a few were unaffected from the sounds.
Nonon: The music is lacking a certain something, you know? Oh, I know!
Then she let out a creepy face and said.
Nonon: It's missing your screams, transfer student!
Then from behind, three fins emerged out and the tank's treads retracted into the bottom, letting out more speakers that made the entire thing fly with their soundwaves.
Nonon: Symphony Regalia Presto!
Ryuko: That huge thing is flying?!
Nonon: Yes indeed, this big thing is flying! That's my power! The other Elite Four could never do this!
Xiao Qiangwei: ...I can fly too.
Nonon: NO! YOU DON'T!!
It seems that Nonon didn't want to accept that truth without seeing it, but whatever… Meanwhile, she flew beside Satsuki and said with a confident smile.
Nonon: I'm the one who can best use this Goku Uniform, this power you got your hands on! Ever since "That" day, I've promised myself that I would always be with you. That I would always look out from the same height as you!
Then she flew even higher and said.
Nonon: Actually, I guess my view is higher right now. Now listen to this! "The William Tell Overture: Finale"!
And then, she shot solidified notes at Ryuko, who blocked them with her sword scissor and said.
Ryuko: Hey! I thought you were disqualified if you left the battle area!
Nonon: Not if you leave it, only if you fall out of it. I'm flying, so no problem!
Ryuko: You weasels are always making up rules on the spot!
Nonon: Goodness, it seems like you have time to spare to complain. Let's give you something bigger.
Xiao Qiangwei: CONTEXT!!
Then, from the bottom of the thing, something came out…
Nonon: Let's see you dodge jauntily! If you can, that is!
...Revealing a giant flute with a rocket-shaped end, that detached itself and flew to Ryuko, who ran away.
Ryuko: Like I said, on what planet is that a uniform!?
The flute exploded, flinging Ryuko away, when she fell down, she used a wire from her outfit to bind her sword scissor and twisted it around her.
Ryuko: Chew on this!
Then she threw the sword scissor while holding on the wire. The wire binded the thing and the sword scissor got stuck in the flying weapon, before arrows came out from Ryuko's skirt and anchored her on the ground.
Xiao Qiangwei: Ok, that's cheating, how much shit is in that suit!?
So says the reincarnated one who can control time and space, has the strength to destroy the moon, a omnipotent master, and has a God-Slaying angel as a sexfriend and servant, probably lover too.
Ryuko: In that case, I'll just have to bring you down here!
And then, she dragged down a surprised Nonon with her herculean strength, however, before Nonon could crash headfirst on the ground, her LRAD let out soundwaves that bounced her off from the ground.
Nonon: I'll cut those…
She shot out metal disks from her "Uniform", which flew to the wires.
Nonon: ...Flimsy ropes of yours!
However, those metal disks bounced off from the wires, while Ryuko grinned.
Ryuko: This is a bundle of Life Fibers from Senketsu's body. You think you can cut this that easily?
However, Nonon kept her smirk and shot out more soundwaves on the ground below Ryuko, she continued to hold the wire while Senketsu telepathically talked.
Senketsu: I can withstand an explosion like this!
The ground below Ryuko cracked and the arrows from her skirt came out.
Ryuko: It's no use, the ground's giving out beneath us!
And then, the ground shattered, making Ryuko fall down with her sword scissor. Meanwhile, Nonon was looking down with a smirk.
Nonon: Oh dear, she's fallen.
Ryuko was crouching down on a falling rock, and said something to her outfit.
Ryuko: Senketsu, can you do something that's really, really reckless?
Senketsu: I'll do my best!
And then, Nonon's airship let out more flute missiles at Ryuko.
Nonon: You're finished!
The entire arena, and the spectators' seats exploded, meanwhile Xiao Qiangwei extended an arm to keep the smoke away from him, his clothes, and Jibril.
Nonon: Hmph!
…
It's ended… Not on our Main Character's eyes.
*Fwwooosshhhh!*
A black and red blur came out from the smoke, revealing a grinning Ryuko with her longer shoulder pauldrons and a longer skirt, that was emitting purple flames, her outfit was keeping evolving…
Xiao Qiangwei: Tch… I give up, that's obviously cheating…
Satsuki: It evolved into a flying configuration in so short a time?
Ryuko: That's my Senketsu! You can do anything if you try!
And then, she flew high enough to look down on Nonon.
Ryuko: Did you see that!? Senketsu Shippu!
Nonon got really pissed off at the sudden development and murmured.
Nonon: The sky is my world… The kid gloves are off, YOU STINKING BITCH!!
Nonon was the next sacrificial victim, in Xiao Qiangwei's opinion, so she got on the arena No, waitNonon: Entrance march! "Under the Double Eagle"!Xiao Qiangwei: Where the fuck did she pulled a fucking march?!Xiao Qiangwei stared incredulously at the anime logic that was happening in front of him, Nonon was holding a pointy stick with a tuft at the top, meanwhile, behind her was an entire orchestra Not only Ryuko and Senketsu were surprised, but the same was for Xiao Qiangwei and Jibril, who never sensed those people hereSenketsu: She knows how to make a cheery entrance.Nonon finally reached the arena, and Did the march just vanished like nothing?Xiao Qiangwei: What the fuck is that? Schrodinger's Cat from Hellsing?!Nonon: Sorry for the wait, transfer student. This won't be like the clumsy fights you've had with those boys so far. Prepare to be pummeled cheerfully, jauntily, and utterly one-sidedly!And then, she transformed into a red suit with white bones as decorations around her body and a tall red hat, meanwhile, instruments came from nothing and created something that looked like a giant heart-shaped LRAD mounted over tank's treads.Xiao Qiangwei: ...What the fuck am I watching?Nonon: 3-star Goku Uniform: Symphony Regalia Grave!Ryuko: That's huge! On what planet is that a uniform!?Nonon: I can get a better sound this way. Okay, for my first song, "Light Cavalry Overture"!Then music came from her "Uniform"?Ryuko: She's gonna fight while playing music?Senketsu: It's so loud it's hard to concentrateRyuko: We can't have that, can we? Let's do it! Life Fiber Synchronize, Kamui Senketsu!Then she transformed and jumped at Nonon with her sword scissor, but the LRAD blasted her away with its soundwave.Senketsu: Her attack packs a wallopNonon: The bass really reverberates, doesn't it? Next up is a really sharp performance!Then from the openings on the LRAD, solidified notes came out like sharp blades, aiming at Ryuko.She blocked them but the pain was still there, after that, she jumped away.Nonon: Hahahaha! Dance harder!Ryuko continued to dodge them and attacked Nonon, but she was blasted away once again, the sound reverberated in the entire academy, only a few were unaffected from the sounds.Nonon: The music is lacking a certain something, you know? Oh, I know!Then she let out a creepy face and said.Nonon: It's missing your screams, transfer student!Then from behind, three fins emerged out and the tank's treads retracted into the bottom, letting out more speakers that made the entire thing fly with their soundwaves.Nonon: Symphony Regalia Presto!Ryuko: That huge thing is flying?!Nonon: Yes indeed, this big thing is flying! That's my power! The other Elite Four could never do this!Xiao Qiangwei: ...I can fly too.Nonon: NO! YOU DON'T!!It seems that Nonon didn't want to accept that truth without seeing it, but whatever Meanwhile, she flew beside Satsuki and said with a confident smile.Nonon: I'm the one who can best use this Goku Uniform, this power you got your hands on! Ever since "That" day, I've promised myself that I would always be with you. That I would always look out from the same height as you!Then she flew even higher and said.Nonon: Actually, I guess my view is higher right now. Now listen to this! "The William Tell Overture: Finale"!And then, she shot solidified notes at Ryuko, who blocked them with her sword scissor and said.Ryuko: Hey! I thought you were disqualified if you left the battle area!Nonon: Not if you leave it, only if you fall out of it. I'm flying, so no problem!Ryuko: You weasels are always making up rules on the spot!Nonon: Goodness, it seems like you have time to spare to complain. Let's give you something bigger.Xiao Qiangwei: CONTEXT!!Then, from the bottom of the thing, something came outNonon: Let's see you dodge jauntily! If you can, that is!...Revealing a giant flute with a rocket-shaped end, that detached itself and flew to Ryuko, who ran away.Ryuko: Like I said, on what planet is that a uniform!?The flute exploded, flinging Ryuko away, when she fell down, she used a wire from her outfit to bind her sword scissor and twisted it around her.Ryuko: Chew on this!Then she threw the sword scissor while holding on the wire. The wire binded the thing and the sword scissor got stuck in the flying weapon, before arrows came out from Ryuko's skirt and anchored her on the ground.Xiao Qiangwei: Ok, that's cheating, how much shit is in that suit!?So says the reincarnated one who can control time and space, has the strength to destroy the moon, a omnipotent master, and has a God-Slaying angel as a sexfriend and servant, probably lover too.Ryuko: In that case, I'll just have to bring you down here!And then, she dragged down a surprised Nonon with her herculean strength, however, before Nonon could crash headfirst on the ground, her LRAD let out soundwaves that bounced her off from the ground.Nonon: I'll cut thoseShe shot out metal disks from her "Uniform", which flew to the wires.Nonon: ...Flimsy ropes of yours!However, those metal disks bounced off from the wires, while Ryuko grinned.Ryuko: This is a bundle of Life Fibers from Senketsu's body. You think you can cut this that easily?However, Nonon kept her smirk and shot out more soundwaves on the ground below Ryuko, she continued to hold the wire while Senketsu telepathically talked.Senketsu: I can withstand an explosion like this!The ground below Ryuko cracked and the arrows from her skirt came out.Ryuko: It's no use, the ground's giving out beneath us!And then, the ground shattered, making Ryuko fall down with her sword scissor. Meanwhile, Nonon was looking down with a smirk.Nonon: Oh dear, she's fallen.Ryuko was crouching down on a falling rock, and said something to her outfit.Ryuko: Senketsu, can you do something that's really, really reckless?Senketsu: I'll do my best!And then, Nonon's airship let out more flute missiles at Ryuko.Nonon: You're finished!The entire arena, and the spectators' seats exploded, meanwhile Xiao Qiangwei extended an arm to keep the smoke away from him, his clothes, and Jibril.Nonon: Hmph!It's ended Not on our Main Character's eyes.*Fwwooosshhhh!*A black and red blur came out from the smoke, revealing a grinning Ryuko with her longer shoulder pauldrons and a longer skirt, that was emitting purple flames, her outfit was keeping evolvingXiao Qiangwei: Tch I give up, that's obviously cheatingSatsuki: It evolved into a flying configuration in so short a time?Ryuko: That's my Senketsu! You can do anything if you try!And then, she flew high enough to look down on Nonon.Ryuko: Did you see that!? Senketsu Shippu!Nonon got really pissed off at the sudden development and murmured.Nonon: The sky is my world The kid gloves are off, YOU STINKING BITCH!!
