Chapter 1

The beginning of the story is like this.

Bei Er Duo, a woman, twenty four years old, with a height of one hundred sixty meter, appearance mark maybe eighty five. After the graduation, she stayed in N city for establishing her business, then after  a year and half, she had failed. She returned to H city to launch her new life. When she hadn’t formally found a job, she was forced by her creditor, Tang Li, to join a love program in a network station that would be broadcasted in the internet.

The day she arrived at the recording site, Bei Er Duo met her partner for the first time, that is “boyfriend” Ye Shu Wei.

Ye Shu Wei, a man, twenty seven years old, his height is one hundred ninety meter, his appearance is a full mark. He graduated from a famous university, at currently he works at research institute related to prevention of animal disease.

Until today, Bei Er Duo still remembers that day clearly. That time the spot was very noisy, it was voices everywhere. The employees of the production unit were running around. She wore a very beautiful windbreaker jacket, she styled her hair into a ponytail. She was holding a cup of yogurt. She couldn’t find Tang Li. She looked around then she noticed a certain man on the sofa, he was playing with the phone.

Her first respond when she saw him was she thought about his long legs.

Her second respond, she felt he was so cold and hard to get along.

Just as expected, when Bei Er Duo took the initiative to greet him and asked him about a man called Ye Shu Wei, he just looked especially impatient when he raised his head. He looked at her, then said: “I am Ye Shu Wei.”

Then he lowered his head then continued to play the game.

She found the person, Bei Er Duo was unable to handle the awkwardness. She introduced herself then sat down. She took out the material that Tang Li gave her before and saw it. She attempted to chat with Ye Shu Wei: “Last night I already memorized it regarding your basic information, work, hobbies, personal strength , reputation. If not let’s we test each other out?”

“It’s good that you remember it.” His attitude were so senseless.

It was obvious he didn’t want to respond her.

“Do you remember everything about me?” Bei Er Duo asked.

“On the way here, I already skimmed it all, it’s not bad.”

Bei Er Duo looked somewhat disbelief about his statement: “Then let me ask you, what is my most favorite snack?”

“Chocolate bean with banana flavor.” He didn’t even raised his head.

Well? It’s true.

He extended his legs, and continued to play with his phone concentratedly. His body language showed a statement “If you dare to say something again, I wouldn’t mind to move my leg to kick you to leave this world.”.

Bei Er Duo never had experienced to deal with this kind of person, at this time she didn’t know what should she do, she just forced herself to be quiet and not provoke him.

Finally Tang Li appeared, she explained the basic situation to them both. The time Bei Er Duo listened to her, she peeked at Ye Shu Wei for a while. She noticed he basically didn’t listen to it, he was just busy with his phone.

Luckily, the recording turned out to be smooth.

This program invited three couples with different length of relationship. Couple that has been together for five years, three years, and half years to be guests. Among them, only Bei Er Duo and Ye Shu Wei, the temporary couple to be a substitute in the program, presumably after the editing, it would be completely they would have no weak point.

The recording program would be two days, the first day was at outdoor scene. The major content was the competition between the three couples. It had mountain climbing, double manned bicycle and tennis. It was completely consuming physical energy activity. After the recording was done, Bei Er Duo’s whole body was full of sweat. She immediately knelt down and drank her cola, there’s no elegance in her. Ye Shu Wei took a cold water and very carefree and leisurely passed her and turned to other side to take a call.

She examined his proud and aloof back part, she felt he was not a normal man.

At final editing replay, both cameras were turned to be brighter. There was a scene of a man carried a woman on her back to go up the mountain. Bei Er Duo’s shoes on her right foot was slipped down. Ye Shu Wei heard it then stopped his step. He retreated, and bent his waist to pick it for her, he returned it to her.

But after that the shoes kept on failing down for three times, at last Ye Shu Wei picked it up, and with rare initiative, he said: “If you make it fall down again, then you just go down the mountain later on with barefoot.”

There was one more, everyone had reached the top of the mountain and they went to pluck red bayberries. The men plucked, and the woman would take it by the basket. Ye Shu Wei plucked a several then the time he threw it, one by one it “carelessly” pounded at Bei Er Duo’s head. She yelled “Aiiyoo…”. He heard it and turned his body, assessed the distance between them for a while: “Retreat back two steps, and put the basket a bit higher.”

She who was basking in sun, was almost unable to control her twitchiness. She retreated back two steps, and followed his instruction. 

“Higher.”

She raised it higher.

“It’s not enough.”

She raised it again higher.

“Straighten your arms, passed your head.

She followed him, then once again she was pounded by the berry on the nose.

“O… enough.” There was no guilt in his voice, “Now put it lower a bit.”

….

After the program, Bei Er Duo took a rest three days at home. Tang Li called her to express her sympathy. They both chatted about Ye Shu Wei, Bei Er Duo couldn’t help but to ask: “He is really strange, where did you find him?”

Tang Li laughed: “He was invited personally by Chief Yu. It’s strange if you don’t feel he is a bit weird. He was the top student of L university, he was the top score of science department. His major is cool zoology. His brain definitely doesn’t work as normal person. He and you are similar, you both never be in a relationship, so you both are novice.”

Bei Er Duo opened her mouth, but didn’t expressed her opinion.

“Why? Do you have interest on him?” Tang Li reflected, “But he is quite hard to pursue.”

Bei Er Duo’s lip twitched, and after the phone was hung up. She thought inside her heart: “Have interest in him, Me? Hehe…”

The next day, Bei Er Duo without stopping to rest took a private job. She helped a newly married couple to take photos on the campus. For this reason, she accompanied them to take the train to W city, returned to the place when they first met and be in love. With the background of oriental cherry, their photo showed the aesthetic style with youthfulness.

When she returned, Tang Li’s program already broadcasted in the network, it was a success. The rating was higher than the prediction. Because Bei Er Duo was just too busy, she just glanced at it for a while.

She slept for eleven hours, she made up for her lack of sleep yesterday.

The time she was awake it was half past nine at night, she felt a bit hungry.

She went to the fridge to look for something to eat. She ate something while looked at the variety show. She also logged in to her WeiBo, she opened it and noticed something strange. How can her followers increased sharply to ten thousand? She had four hundred twenty five new comments? And several hundred personal massage?

Is this her account? She was quivered.

Bei Er Duo looked at it hurriedly. It was hers. Her nickname is: “Dou Jiao Er Duo Le Hai You Shen Me Xin Qing Qu Ni Cheng.” (Even my name is ear what is my mood to make a nickname) (Er Duo = ear)

She cautiously opened her comments.

“Ya, Why when I browsed around your account, I couldn’t find Ye Shu Wei’s phot? Don’t you hide him so deep.”

Her whole body was full of cold sweat, she shivered and opened the other comment.

“It is really no you guys’ photo together. It’s bad.”

Next one.

“I watched the program. Haha… You both are too adorable. You guys have thirty cm difference. Will it be tired to kiss?”

Next one.

“Hurry up show a public display of affection for me to see.”

Next one.

“Tour group travels somewhere, it shows a clear interest. I am sitting to wait for you guys photo. Meow Meow….”

“Waiting for your to show off your mad devil man.”

“Why do you not brave enough to post for your photo?”

…..

Bei Er Duo looked at the photo for ten minutes, and locked her account. Then she drank a water, then after realizing it, she sprayed it to the screen.

She has been in WeiBo not for long time, usually she would post her photograph and cold jokes. There was not many photos showed her private life. Besides, she didn’t even complete her form, how could these people find out about her?

She thought about it then she posted the photograph, she took. She also changed her nickname to “Duo Jiao Er Duo” ( I even called Ear).

It was too troublesome. She was a bit at loss. She called Tang Ling, the main culprit.

After she called her for the thirteen times, Tang Li answered the phone. She told her about it, then she just laughed freely: “It’s okay, It is the period of entertainment, they just see you as fun matter, there is no other meaning.

“But now it looks like everyone misunderstood my status with Ye Shu Wei? What should I do?”

“Oh like that.” Tang Li thought about it, then said: “Anyway you are single, Ye Shu Wei also a single man without girlfriend. It wouldn’t be too disturbing if other misunderstood you. The cyber world is like that just lively, but the moment you switched off the computer, the world in a flash would turn peaceful. Don’t you worry about it too much.”

Bei Er Duo was a bit puzzled: “Your words didn’t it was too easy?”

“That, for real, we didn’t expect this will gain people’s interest. We just did it for testing, but this situation is really completely unexpected, so…” Tang Li’s voice swiftly feeble, “I want to apologize to you. Don’t you mind the chaos in the internet. The most important thing, don’t you clarify it, and explained that the nature of your relationship.”

“A?” Bei Er Duo could understand her hidden meaning.

“I say truthfully to you. I has been staying in the office for three days. The directors are all here. Everyone is on the meeting to preparing this. Our first step is to decide this to be air, and exceed other competition program.” Tang Li was smug: “You should help me, don’t be underming.”

“You mean that you let me to continue to pretend with Ye Shu Wei as a couple?” Bei Er Duo exposed her innermost thought.

Tang Li didn’t respond, after a second, she said something with a kind of negotiation voice: “If you are willing to cooperate then I will help you to ask director to apply for “fee”, I guarantee it will be reasonable.”

“Fee… Tang Li Zi, you…”

“Don’t you forget that I still your creditor. You owed me thirty five thousand Yuan, as well as, in the lowest point of your life, I never leave and give up on you, I accompany you to pass the difficulty. This is the priceless friendship.” Tang Li said it with a display of feeling signboard: “Now it is the critical moment of my career. If you are willing to help me, I will be very thankful. If you refuse, I will also be very understanding. I will not complain because of this. Er Duo, I respect your choice.”

Bei Er Duo was speechless.

“I will hang up first. If you couldn’t handle it, then take a nap. Consider my advise for a while.” Tang Li said: “Actually if the partner is Ye Shu Wei then it also would be okay for you.”

She said it then hung up the phone.

Bei Er Duo threw the phone to the side, then she opened her WeiBo. She felt a bit complicated and looked at the newest comment, it was completely let her throat to rush forth.

There was one comment that especially provoking, the nickname is “mei you ren bi wo geng zheng zhi lian le” (there is no one else like me that is more upright), said: “A question. I really want to consult seriously. According to man’s long leg and inner length would it be direct proportionality. A hundred ninety meter man, how long would be his inner thing? Is there someone kind to help me measure?””

“…” 

Bei Er Duo couldn’t help to curse Tang Li for a while.

Chapter1The beginning of the story is like this.Bei Er Duo, a woman, twenty four years old, with a height of one hundred sixty meter, appearance mark maybe eighty five. After the graduation, she stayed in N city for establishing her business, then aftera year and half, she had failed. She returned to H city to launch her new life. When she hadn't formally found a job, she was forced by her creditor, Tang Li, to join a love program in a network station that would be broadcasted in the internet.The day she arrived at the recording site, Bei Er Duo met her partner for the first time, that is boyfriend Ye Shu Wei.Ye Shu Wei, a man, twenty seven years old, his height is one hundred ninety meter, his appearance is a full mark. He graduated from a famous university, at currently he works at research institute related to prevention of animal disease.Until today, Bei Er Duo still remembers that day clearly. That time the spot was very noisy, it was voices everywhere. The employees of the production unit were running around. She wore a very beautiful windbreaker jacket, she styled her hair into a ponytail. She was holding a cup of yogurt. She couldn't find Tang Li. She looked around then she noticed a certain man on the sofa, he was playing with the phone.Her first respond when she saw him was she thought about his long legs.Her second respond, she felt he was so cold and hard to get along.Just as expected, when Bei Er Duo took the initiative to greet him and asked him about a man called Ye Shu Wei, he just looked especially impatient when he raised his head. He looked at her, then said: I am Ye Shu Wei.Then he lowered his head then continued to play the game.She found the person, Bei Er Duo was unable to handle the awkwardness. She introduced herself then sat down. She took out the material that Tang Li gave her before and saw it. She attempted to chat with Ye Shu Wei: Last night I already memorized it regarding your basic information, work, hobbies, personal strength , reputation. If not let's we test each other out?It's good that you remember it. His attitude were so senseless.It was obvious he didn't want to respond her.Do you remember everything about me? Bei Er Duo asked.On the way here, I already skimmed it all, it's not bad.Bei Er Duo looked somewhat disbelief about his statement: Then let me ask you, what is my most favorite snack?Chocolate bean with banana flavor. He didn't even raised his head.Well? It's true.He extended his legs, and continued to play with his phone concentratedly. His body language showed a statement If you dare to say something again, I wouldn't mind to move my leg to kick you to leave this world..Bei Er Duo never had experienced to deal with this kind of person, at this time she didn't know what should she do, she just forced herself to be quiet and not provoke him.Finally Tang Li appeared, she explained the basic situation to them both. The time Bei Er Duo listened to her, she peeked at Ye Shu Wei for a while. She noticed he basically didn't listen to it, he was just busy with his phone.Luckily, the recording turned out to be smooth.This program invited three couples with different length of relationship. Couple that has been together for five years, three years, and half years to be guests. Among them, only Bei Er Duo and Ye Shu Wei, the temporary couple to be a substitute in the program, presumably after the editing, it would be completely they would have noweak point.The recording program would be two days, the first day was at outdoor scene. The major content was the competition between the three couples. It had mountain climbing, double manned bicycle and tennis. It was completely consuming physical energy activity. After the recording was done, Bei Er Duo's whole body was full of sweat. She immediately knelt down and drank her cola, there's no elegance in her. Ye Shu Wei took a cold water and very carefree and leisurely passed her and turned to other side to take a call.She examined his proud and aloof back part, she felt he was not a normal man.At final editing replay, both cameras were turned to be brighter. There was a scene of a man carried a woman on her back to go up the mountain. Bei Er Duo's shoes on her right foot was slipped down. Ye Shu Wei heard it then stopped his step. He retreated, and bent his waist to pick it for her, he returned it to her.But after that the shoes kept on failing down for three times, at last Ye Shu Wei picked it up, and with rare initiative, he said: If you make it fall down again, then you just go down the mountain later on with barefoot.There was one more, everyone had reached the top of the mountain and they went to pluck red bayberries. The men plucked, and the woman would take it by the basket. Ye Shu Wei plucked a several then the time he threw it, one by one it carelessly pounded at Bei Er Duo's head. She yelled Aiiyoo. He heard it and turned his body, assessed the distance between them for a while: Retreat back two steps, and put the basket a bit higher.She who was basking in sun, was almost unable to control her twitchiness. She retreated back two steps, and followed his instruction.Higher.She raised it higher.It's not enough.She raised it again higher.Straighten your arms, passed your head.She followed him, then once again she was pounded by the berry on the nose.O enough. There was no guilt in his voice, Now put it lower a bit..After the program, Bei Er Duo took a rest three days at home. Tang Li called her to express her sympathy. They both chatted about Ye Shu Wei, Bei Er Duo couldn't help but to ask: He is really strange, where did you find him?Tang Li laughed: He was invited personally by Chief Yu. It's strange if you don't feel he is a bit weird. He was the top student of L university, he was the top score of science department. His major is cool zoology. His brain definitely doesn't work as normal person. He and you are similar, you both never be in a relationship, so you both are novice.Bei Er Duo opened her mouth, but didn't expressed her opinion.Why? Do you have interest on him? Tang Li reflected, But he is quite hard to pursue.Bei Er Duo's lip twitched, and after the phone was hung up. She thought inside her heart: Have interest in him, Me? HeheThe next day, Bei Er Duo without stopping to rest took a private job. She helped a newly married couple to take photos on the campus. For this reason, she accompanied them to take the train to W city, returned to the place when they first met and be in love. With the background of oriental cherry, their photo showed the aesthetic style with youthfulness.When she returned, Tang Li's program already broadcasted in the network, it was a success. The rating was higher than the prediction. Because Bei Er Duo was just too busy, she just glanced at it for a while.She slept for eleven hours, she made up for her lack of sleep yesterday.The time she was awake it was half past nine at night, she felt a bit hungry.She went to the fridge to look for something to eat. She ate something while looked at the variety show. She also logged in to her WeiBo, she opened it and noticed something strange. How can her followers increased sharply to ten thousand? She had four hundred twenty five new comments? And several hundred personal massage?Is this her account? She was quivered.Bei Er Duo looked at it hurriedly. It was hers. Her nickname is: Dou Jiao Er Duo Le Hai You Shen Me Xin Qing Qu Ni Cheng. Even my name is ear what is my mood to make a nickname Er Duo = earShe cautiously opened her comments.Ya, Why when I browsed around your account, I couldn't find Ye Shu Wei's phot? Don't you hide him so deep.Her whole body was full of cold sweat, she shivered and opened the other comment.It is really no you guys' photo together. It's bad.Next one.I watched the program. Haha You both are too adorable. You guys have thirty cm difference. Will it be tired to kiss?Next one.Hurry up show a public display of affection for me to see.Next one.Tour group travels somewhere, it shows a clear interest. I am sitting to wait for you guys photo. Meow Meow.Waiting for your to show off your mad devil man.Why do you not brave enough to post for your photo?..Bei Er Duo looked at the photo for ten minutes, and locked her account. Then she drank a water, then after realizing it, she sprayed it to the screen.She has been in WeiBo not for long time, usually she would post her photograph and cold jokes. There was not many photos showed her private life. Besides, she didn't even complete her form, how could these people find out about her?She thought about it then she posted the photograph, she took. She also changed her nickname to Duo Jiao Er Duo I even called Ear.It was too troublesome. She was a bit at loss. She called Tang Ling, the main culprit.After she called her for the thirteen times, Tang Li answered the phone. She told her about it, then she just laughed freely: It's okay, It is the period of entertainment, they just see you as fun matter, there is no other meaning.But now it looks like everyone misunderstood my status with Ye Shu Wei? What should I do?Oh like that. Tang Li thought about it, then said: Anyway you are single, Ye Shu Wei also a single man without girlfriend. It wouldn't be too disturbing if other misunderstood you. The cyber world is like that just lively, but the moment you switched off the computer, the world in a flash would turn peaceful. Don't you worry about it too much.Bei Er Duo was a bit puzzled: Your words didn't it was too easy?That, for real, we didn't expect this will gain people's interest. We just did it for testing, but this situation is really completely unexpected, so Tang Li's voice swiftly feeble, I want to apologize to you. Don't you mind the chaos in the internet. The most important thing, don't you clarify it, and explained that the nature of your relationship.A? Bei Er Duo could understand her hidden meaning.I say truthfully to you. I has been staying in the office for three days. The directors are all here. Everyone is on the meeting to preparing this. Our first step is to decide this to be air, and exceed other competition program. Tang Li was smug: You should help me, don't be underming.You mean that you let me to continue to pretend with Ye Shu Wei as a couple? Bei Er Duo exposed her innermost thought.Tang Li didn't respond, after a second, she said something with a kind of negotiation voice: If you are willing to cooperate then I will help you to ask director to apply for fee, I guarantee it will be reasonable.Fee Tang Li Zi, youDon't you forget that I still your creditor. You owed me thirty five thousand Yuan, as well as, in the lowest point of your life, I never leave and give up on you, I accompany you to pass the difficulty. This is the priceless friendship. Tang Li said it with a display of feeling signboard: Now it is the critical moment of my career. If you are willing to help me, I will be very thankful. If you refuse, I will also be very understanding. I will not complain because of this. Er Duo, I respect your choice.Bei Er Duo was speechless.I will hang up first. If you couldn't handle it, then take a nap. Consider my advise for a while. Tang Li said: Actually if the partner is Ye Shu Wei then it also would be okay for you.She said it then hung up the phone.Bei Er Duo threw the phone to the side, then she opened her WeiBo. She felt a bit complicated and looked at the newest comment, it was completely let her throat to rush forth.There was one comment that especially provoking, the nickname is mei you ren bi wo geng zheng zhi lian le there is no one else like me that is more upright, said: A question. I really want to consult seriously. According to man's long leg and inner length would it be direct proportionality. A hundred ninety meter man, how long would be his inner thing? Is there someone kind to help me measure?Bei Er Duo couldn't help to curse Tang Li for a while.