Chapter 2
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"SANA!?"
"Hi bro!"
"What are you doing here?!Wait where the fuck are we?"
"Don't know but i'm so happy to see you"
She tried to hug him but he just dodged her and began to search around for any clue of where they were.They were in an entirely white room who seemed to be slightly bigger than a standard office.In this room the only thing they could see was a single brown couch where a weird creature was sitting.
The creature had an humanoid form but was still different.It had claws and fangs and it's eyes were a disturbing black.It wore a long black cape which had a black hood with an eagle emblem on it.The creature chuckled and stood up while walking towards the twins.
"Who are you mister weird creature?"Sana asked while tilting her head cutely.
"My name is not important but i can tell you that i'm the being in charge of judging people souls"The creature answered in a surprisingly sweet tone.
"Ohhhh....Wait does that mean we are dead?"Kais asked as he began to panic, after all he still had to finish dark souls 3.
"Absolutely not sir!"The creature answered as the couch transformed into a desk while the creature sat on a chair.It motioned the two to come and sit too, which they did since they were way too lazy to stand up during the whole conversation.
"Then what happened?"Kais asked as he sat down while Sana decided to sit in his lap.
"*sigh*Well it appears that you two have a pretty interesting destiny.You are the descendants of the god of wrath Asura."
"Ehhhh...So that's why sometimes i'm extremely angry for no reasons!"Sana said as she rested her head on Kais's chest.
"No that's because you're a woman"Kais said which earned him a death glare from his sister and a chuckle from the creature.
"Well actually what she said is true but you two still haven't awakened your godly powers since you haven't been in contact with anything divine."
"Well that does make sense but to be honest i just want to go back home sleep, fuck some women whom i don't even know and play video games."The creature chuckled again.
"Being a god will allow you do to pretty much everything you want but it will be difficult to become one"
"Oh?What do we have to do?"
"You're surprisingly calm in this situation."The creature mockingly.
"Well it's simple i'm a man who takes everything that comes at him and still manage to smile calmly so yeah i'm not really panicking or even being surprised.The fact is that being a god sounds good but i hope that the path to become one isn't a boring one."
"HAHAHA!Extremely difficult is the path to the divine realm but it's the most exciting thing you'll ever live "
"We're in!!"Said the twins with an almosy crazed smile on their faces.
"Okay!In order to become a god you'll normally have to gain the access to the primordial energy or atleast have one "stat" worth of being a god, like a godly intelligence.But in your case you only have to collect all the divine energy of Asura.He left it in the different worlds that he created but sadly i don't know where exactly.You'll have to find those remnant of his energy, collect them and absorb them.After that you'll be able to enter the All-Stars competition, if you end in the top 10 you'll become a god or a goddess in your sister case"
Kais and Sana began to talk between them and after a minutes they finally came up with a question.
"How many worlds do we have to explore?How are we gonna collect those remnants of divine energy when we are only humans?What is the first world?"
"Well i don't know how much worlds you will have to explore but i can assure you that you will know many of them.Most of them are worlds that are considered as 'Fictions' in your world, like Naruto, dragon ball z , Mario etc.....As for how you'll collect it, it's simple.Even though you are at the peak of humanity strengh you are still weak , but don't worry when you will enter eavh world you'll unlock a new power since you are the descendants of Asura, those powers are random since Asura had way too many to count but trust me they will greatlh help you.Also both of you are not normal humans, you have incredible mental capacities and your soul is extremely powerful.Honestly i think that you're gonna kick everyone asses no matter how strong they are."
"Yay Naruto!!"Sana became extremely excited when she heard that those worlds actually excited and the prospect of visiting them made her extremely happy.Kais smiled when he saw his Sister antics and look at the creature with a serious expression.
"Okay all that seems to be extremely cool but i'm not one to do things without thinking, so i want to be sure that we are strong enough before doing anything reckless"The creature smiled and poked Kais and Sana's foreheads.Immediately after that they saw some sort of game screen in front of them.
"This is an interface that will help you know your rank, access an extremely big dimensional storage and also communicate with each other.No one other than you can see it and you can control it simply with your mind."
"*Sigh*You know what i'm gonna act like all of this isn't totally forced.I think we are ready to go right?"The creature smirked and a purple portal appeared beside them.
"This portal will lead you to the first world which is the naruto world that your Sister knows so well.Before you go i'm gonna quickly explain the ranking system.It's really simple so you should remember it easily, you have 10 tier which go from 1 to 10 and after that you have the mystical tier,the legendary tier ,the divine tier and finally the primordial tier which is the tier of the most powerfuls being in the whole universe.Only beings like Asura,dibella and the origins beings are in this tier.In the naruto worlds the most powerful being, Kaguya Otsutsuki is only at the 8th tier and the most powerfuls beings of all the worlds created by asura is a legendary tier one."
"Ooooookay this explanation is extremely long and boring so let's gooooo!!"Kais grabbed Sana's hand and jumped in the portal while the creature facepalmed .
"I think i should resign from this job, being the god of judgement is not as cool as i thought."Said the creature as it undressed itself revealing some sort of hybrid between a monkey and a human with a red fur.The creature used it's power to change the desk in a bed and fell asleep on it.Unfortunately a shout woke up the creature.
"GOKU YOU LAZY FUCKER RETURN TO WORK IMMEDIATELY!!!"
"OH COME ON!!!GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK SATAN!!"
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"SANA!?"
"Hi bro!"
"What are you doing here?!Wait where the fuck are we?"
"Don't know but i'm so happy to see you"
She tried to hug him but he just dodged her and began to search around for any clue of where they were.They were in an entirely white room who seemed to be slightly bigger than a standard office.In this room the only thing they could see was a single brown couch where a weird creature was sitting.
The creature had an humanoid form but was still different.It had claws and fangs and it's eyes were a disturbing black.It wore a long black cape which had a black hood with an eagle emblem on it.The creature chuckled and stood up while walking towards the twins.
"Who are you mister weird creature?"Sana asked while tilting her head cutely.
"My name is not important but i can tell you that i'm the being in charge of judging people souls"The creature answered in a surprisingly sweet tone.
"Ohhhh....Wait does that mean we are dead?"Kais asked as he began to panic, after all he still had to finish dark souls 3.
"Absolutely not sir!"The creature answered as the couch transformed into a desk while the creature sat on a chair.It motioned the two to come and sit too, which they did since they were way too lazy to stand up during the whole conversation.
"Then what happened?"Kais asked as he sat down while Sana decided to sit in his lap.
"*sigh*Well it appears that you two have a pretty interesting destiny.You are the descendants of the god of wrath Asura."
"Ehhhh...So that's why sometimes i'm extremely angry for no reasons!"Sana said as she rested her head on Kais's chest.
"No that's because you're a woman"Kais said which earned him a death glare from his sister and a chuckle from the creature.
"Well actually what she said is true but you two still haven't awakened your godly powers since you haven't been in contact with anything divine."
"Well that does make sense but to be honest i just want to go back home sleep, fuck some women whom i don't even know and play video games."The creature chuckled again.
"Being a god will allow you do to pretty much everything you want but it will be difficult to become one"
"Oh?What do we have to do?"
"You're surprisingly calm in this situation."The creature mockingly.
"Well it's simple i'm a man who takes everything that comes at him and still manage to smile calmly so yeah i'm not really panicking or even being surprised.The fact is that being a god sounds good but i hope that the path to become one isn't a boring one."
"HAHAHA!Extremely difficult is the path to the divine realm but it's the most exciting thing you'll ever live "
"We're in!!"Said the twins with an almosy crazed smile on their faces.
"Okay!In order to become a god you'll normally have to gain the access to the primordial energy or atleast have one "stat" worth of being a god, like a godly intelligence.But in your case you only have to collect all the divine energy of Asura.He left it in the different worlds that he created but sadly i don't know where exactly.You'll have to find those remnant of his energy, collect them and absorb them.After that you'll be able to enter the All-Stars competition, if you end in the top 10 you'll become a god or a goddess in your sister case"
Kais and Sana began to talk between them and after a minutes they finally came up with a question.
"How many worlds do we have to explore?How are we gonna collect those remnants of divine energy when we are only humans?What is the first world?"
"Well i don't know how much worlds you will have to explore but i can assure you that you will know many of them.Most of them are worlds that are considered as 'Fictions' in your world, like Naruto, dragon ball z , Mario etc.....As for how you'll collect it, it's simple.Even though you are at the peak of humanity strengh you are still weak , but don't worry when you will enter eavh world you'll unlock a new power since you are the descendants of Asura, those powers are random since Asura had way too many to count but trust me they will greatlh help you.Also both of you are not normal humans, you have incredible mental capacities and your soul is extremely powerful.Honestly i think that you're gonna kick everyone asses no matter how strong they are."
"Yay Naruto!!"Sana became extremely excited when she heard that those worlds actually excited and the prospect of visiting them made her extremely happy.Kais smiled when he saw his Sister antics and look at the creature with a serious expression.
"Okay all that seems to be extremely cool but i'm not one to do things without thinking, so i want to be sure that we are strong enough before doing anything reckless"The creature smiled and poked Kais and Sana's foreheads.Immediately after that they saw some sort of game screen in front of them.
"This is an interface that will help you know your rank, access an extremely big dimensional storage and also communicate with each other.No one other than you can see it and you can control it simply with your mind."
"*Sigh*You know what i'm gonna act like all of this isn't totally forced.I think we are ready to go right?"The creature smirked and a purple portal appeared beside them.
"This portal will lead you to the first world which is the naruto world that your Sister knows so well.Before you go i'm gonna quickly explain the ranking system.It's really simple so you should remember it easily, you have 10 tier which go from 1 to 10 and after that you have the mystical tier,the legendary tier ,the divine tier and finally the primordial tier which is the tier of the most powerfuls being in the whole universe.Only beings like Asura,dibella and the origins beings are in this tier.In the naruto worlds the most powerful being, Kaguya Otsutsuki is only at the 8th tier and the most powerfuls beings of all the worlds created by asura is a legendary tier one."
"Ooooookay this explanation is extremely long and boring so let's gooooo!!"Kais grabbed Sana's hand and jumped in the portal while the creature facepalmed .
"I think i should resign from this job, being the god of judgement is not as cool as i thought."Said the creature as it undressed itself revealing some sort of hybrid between a monkey and a human with a red fur.The creature used it's power to change the desk in a bed and fell asleep on it.Unfortunately a shout woke up the creature.
"GOKU YOU LAZY FUCKER RETURN TO WORK IMMEDIATELY!!!"
"OH COME ON!!!GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK SATAN!!"
"SANA!?""Hi bro!""What are you doing here?!Wait where the fuck are we?""Don't know but i'm so happy to see you"She tried to hug him but he just dodged her and began to search around for any clue of where they were.They were in an entirely white room who seemed to be slightly bigger than a standard office.In this room the only thing they could see was a single brown couch where a weird creature was sitting.The creature had an humanoid form but was still different.It had claws and fangs and it's eyes were a disturbing black.It wore a long black cape which had a black hood with an eagle emblem on it.The creature chuckled and stood up while walking towards the twins."Who are you mister weird creature?"Sana asked while tilting her head cutely."My name is not important but i can tell you that i'm the being in charge of judging people souls"The creature answered in a surprisingly sweet tone."Ohhhh....Wait does that mean we are dead?"Kais asked as he began to panic, after all he still had to finish dark souls 3."Absolutely not sir!"The creature answered as the couch transformed into a desk while the creature sat on a chair.It motioned the two to come and sit too, which they did since they were way too lazy to stand up during the whole conversation."Then what happened?"Kais asked as he sat down while Sana decided to sit in his lap."*sigh*Well it appears that you two have a pretty interesting destiny.You are the descendants of the god of wrath Asura.""Ehhhh...So that's why sometimes i'm extremely angry for no reasons!"Sana said as she rested her head on Kais's chest."No that's because you're a woman"Kais said which earned him a death glare from his sister and a chuckle from the creature."Well actually what she said is true but you two still haven't awakened your godly powers since you haven't been in contact with anything divine.""Well that does make sense but to be honest i just want to go back home sleep, fuck some women whom i don't even know and play video games."The creature chuckled again."Being a god will allow you do to pretty much everything you want but it will be difficult to become one""Oh?What do we have to do?""You're surprisingly calm in this situation."The creature mockingly."Well it's simple i'm a man who takes everything that comes at him and still manage to smile calmly so yeah i'm not really panicking or even being surprised.The fact is that being a god sounds good but i hope that the path to become one isn't a boring one.""HAHAHA!Extremely difficult is the path to the divine realm but it's the most exciting thing you'll ever live ""We're in!!"Said the twins with an almosy crazed smile on their faces."Okay!In order to become a god you'll normally have to gain the access to the primordial energy or atleast have one "stat" worth of being a god, like a godly intelligence.But in your case you only have to collect all the divine energy of Asura.He left it in the different worlds that he created but sadly i don't know where exactly.You'll have to find those remnant of his energy, collect them and absorb them.After that you'll be able to enter the All-Stars competition, if you end in the top 10 you'll become a god or a goddess in your sister case"Kais and Sana began to talk between them and after a minutes they finally came up with a question."How many worlds do we have to explore?How are we gonna collect those remnants of divine energy when we are only humans?What is the first world?""Well i don't know how much worlds you will have to explore but i can assure you that you will know many of them.Most of them are worlds that are considered as 'Fictions' in your world, like Naruto, dragon ball z , Mario etc.....As for how you'll collect it, it's simple.Even though you are at the peak of humanity strengh you are still weak , but don't worry when you will enter eavh world you'll unlock a new power since you are the descendants of Asura, those powers are random since Asura had way too many to count but trust me they will greatlh help you.Also both of you are not normal humans, you have incredible mental capacities and your soul is extremely powerful.Honestly i think that you're gonna kick everyone asses no matter how strong they are.""Yay Naruto!!"Sana became extremely excited when she heard that those worlds actually excited and the prospect of visiting them made her extremely happy.Kais smiled when he saw his Sister antics and look at the creature with a serious expression."Okay all that seems to be extremely cool but i'm not one to do things without thinking, so i want to be sure that we are strong enough before doing anything reckless"The creature smiled and poked Kais and Sana's foreheads.Immediately after that they saw some sort of game screen in front of them."This is an interface that will help you know your rank, access an extremely big dimensional storage and also communicate with each other.No one other than you can see it and you can control it simply with your mind.""*Sigh*You know what i'm gonna act like all of this isn't totally forced.I think we are ready to go right?"The creature smirked and a purple portal appeared beside them."This portal will lead you to the first world which is the naruto world that your Sister knows so well.Before you go i'm gonna quickly explain the ranking system.It's really simple so you should remember it easily, you have 10 tier which go from 1 to 10 and after that you have the mystical tier,the legendary tier ,the divine tier and finally the primordial tier which is the tier of the most powerfuls being in the whole universe.Only beings like Asura,dibella and the origins beings are in this tier.In the naruto worlds the most powerful being, Kaguya Otsutsuki is only at the 8th tier and the most powerfuls beings of all the worlds created by asura is a legendary tier one.""Ooooookay this explanation is extremely long and boring so let's gooooo!!"Kais grabbed Sana's hand and jumped in the portal while the creature facepalmed ."I think i should resign from this job, being the god of judgement is not as cool as i thought."Said the creature as it undressed itself revealing some sort of hybrid between a monkey and a human with a red fur.The creature used it's power to change the desk in a bed and fell asleep on it.Unfortunately a shout woke up the creature."GOKU YOU LAZY FUCKER RETURN TO WORK IMMEDIATELY!!!""OH COME ON!!!GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK SATAN!!"
