Swollen?
Fuck me!
It was already swollen but it's still so small!
The crowd who acted exactly as the doctor did and tried to control their laughter, couldn't hold it in any longer. Everyone burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
Many of them laughed till tears rolled down their cheeks!
Some of them laughed till their stomachs hurt and they fell to the ground and started rolling around, unable to get up.
Damn it, why was this kid so low?
He could actually fabricate such a story to mock the Emperor's little penis!
Outrageous!
This was truly outrageous!
When Xu Que first started telling the story, it did sound like a true story about life within the Imperial Palace. When he reached the end of the story and recounted how the Emperor said "it's swollen", everyone knew that the story was fabricated from start to end.
But…
Why was it so darned funny?
Once a person started laughing, he couldn't stop!
This was especially true after everyone looked at the Emperor and saw his expression of anger. It was the main reason why everyone couldn't stop laughing.
Indeed, Xu Que's foolery had caused the Emperor to feel so angry that smoke was almost coming out from his nostrils. However, he was disciplined and endured the anger wordlessly floating in the air.
When he saw Xu Que tossing over the Monkey Blocks Lightning, the Emperor could only passively dodge the projectiles.
Everyone within the crowd were laughing so hard, they couldn't straighten their backs. If only they knew how angry the Emperor was and that he was so humiliated, he could conjure a spell to kill them all, they probably wouldn't behave this way.
And yet when they looked up, they realized that the Emperor didn't look like he wanted revenge from Xu Que. He was just standing there, hiding away from everyone. Was… Was this really their Infant Transformation Stage, unrivalled Fire Emperor?
"Dog Emperor, fuck your mum!"
"Dog Emperor, if you have the guts, stop hiding…"
"Dog Emperor! Hello, hello, hello, can you try a little harder?"
"Dog Emperor, I heard you were very powerful? What happened to your strengths?"
"Dog Emperor, quick look… Your little brother is swollen!" Just like that, Xu Que was rejoicing in the Fire Emperor's humiliation as the Fire Emperor has an ashen look across his face. He was dodging most of the attacks, occasionally sending out some weak spells. However, he was clearly in a defensive stance. It didn't even seem like he was interested in using some massive spell to overcome his taunting foe.
As time went on, the crowd started getting puzzled.
"What's wrong with the Fire Emperor? Why is he always on the retreat?"
"There's no reason for him not to fight back!"
"No, it's hard for him to withstand Xu Que's powerful spells. Besides, Xu Que has the three colored fiery lotus and numerous lightning balls, which shouldn't be underestimated!"
"I understand now. The Fire Emperor doesn't wish to waste too much of his Imperial Qi defending his blows. After all, doing so is very detrimental to the health of the nation!"
"But dragging the fight this way isn't a good plan as well. Look at Xu Que. His energy and strength hasn't dwindled ever since the start of the fight. His core energy looks abundant, never getting close to being diminished!"
"It's too scary. This youth is probably the youngest elite cultivator all across the five nations and the most talented!"
"It's such a waste! He's gotten on the wrong side of the Fire Emperor!"
"Could he really be the same Prince Consort from all those years ago? After the Emperor and Concubine Fantasy schemed to harm him, he's really going all out to pursue his revenge!"
"That's probably the case. If not, his methods wouldn't be so vile and merciless!"
Everyone had started to become suspicious of the Fire Emperor and believed that Xu Que was truly the Prince Consort. It made sense that he was coming back for revenge after going through such hardships caused by the Emperor.
At this point, Xu Que had started to realize that something wasn't right. The Fire Emperor was an elite cultivator, level six of the Infant Transformation realm. How could he endure so much humiliation by dodging his attacks without retaliation?
And he was being chased after and pursued in front of so many people. Rumors were going to spread for sure!
At first, Xu Que thought that the Fire Emperor was charging up some massively powerful spell. He was thus prepared to purchase some high grade defensive items and weapons to counter it.
However, even if he was charging a powerful spell, it wouldn't take that long. Besides, he didn't even look like he was doing anything. What was going on?
Xu Que thus started to feel suspicious. He halted his flight, still hovering in mid air.
Although his attack speed was very quick, the Emperor had the Imperial Qi to protect him. At this point, the Emperor's own defense had far surpassed that of the Infant Transformation Stage and yet he was still draining the nation's reserves in order to fight it out with Xu Que.
Under such power, Xu Que's three colored fiery lotus along with the lightning balls wouldn't be able to kill the Fire Emperor. The worst case situation would probably just the same as the current, causing the Emperor to lose more face in front of everyone.
But if this was allowed to continue, what if the Fire Emperor managed to pull a rabbit out of the hat?
If you really wanted to act tough well, you have to prepare for emergencies!
Because there's a wise saying that goes something like this...
Acting tough is only for the prepared.
Hence, he decided not to waste any more time and called out for his system.
"System, check for me, what on earth is that dog Emperor doing?"
"Ding! Detection successful. The target is doing a certain palace ritual and accumulating the Emperor's Energy. His current completion is 40%!"
"What is that? Emperor's Energy?" Xu Que was rather astonished.
"The Emperor's Energy is a ritual. In simpler terms, it's the last dying breath of each Emperor, held in his mouth for all eternity. It's considered rather precious and can be drawn upon by his successors. This energy is extremely powerful and can be used to increase one's cultivation level during emergencies."
"Fuck! Are you trying to say that the dog Emperor is sucking on his ancestors breath? That's damn disgusting!"
When Xu Que finished hearing this, he frowned before asking, "When he completes up to 100%, how much increase will his cultivation level be?"
"The current target is already at 45% completion of the Emperor's Energy. When he finally reaches 100%, he will be at the Void Refining Stage level one. His strengths would be unrivalled. With the host's current capabilities, this system recommends that you flee for your life immediately." "What the? Ascend to the Void Refining Stage?" When Xu Que heard this, he was stumped.
"Damn it, this dog Emperor is already at the Infant Transformation Stage level six. Together with his Imperial Qi to protect him, his powers are disgustingly strong. If he was allowed to transcend to the Void Refining Stage, I won't be able to do anything to him!"
"Original Infant level seven and yet it's not even going to be enough. Even with the Killer Book at full Glory, it would be hard to withstand the might of the Fire Emperor especially since he's drawing on such powerful ancient energy!" "Fuck me!"
"Thankfully I'm such an intelligent person. If not, instead of acting tough, I would be eating grass."
"I probably still can fight this Infant Transformation Fire Emperor. But once he ascends to the Void Refining Stage, I probably run for my life!"
"On the other hand, as the king of acting tough…"
"How could I tuck my tail between my legs and flee just like that?"
"And to flee after creating such a grand stage for me to act tough?"
"If I actually flee now, isn't there no difference between that and eating grass?"
"If one doesn't act tough, how is he different from a calf?"
"No!"
"I cannot run!"
"I cannot hide!"
"I must be strong!"
"If not, I will probably despise myself."
Xu Que thought in his head calmly as his eyes flickered. He had a plan!
"Dog Emperor, you're trying to trick me. Heheh… I'm certain you haven't read <The Art of War>. I shall show you how a General thinks and see what you can do about it!" Xu Que laughed coldly. He was elated at having thought of a plan.
Swollen?
Fuck me!
It was already swollen but it's still so small!
The crowd who acted exactly as the doctor did and tried to control their laughter, couldn't hold it in any longer. Everyone burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
Many of them laughed till tears rolled down their cheeks!
Some of them laughed till their stomachs hurt and they fell to the ground and started rolling around, unable to get up.
Damn it, why was this kid so low?
He could actually fabricate such a story to mock the Emperor's little penis!
Outrageous!
This was truly outrageous!
When Xu Que first started telling the story, it did sound like a true story about life within the Imperial Palace. When he reached the end of the story and recounted how the Emperor said "it's swollen", everyone knew that the story was fabricated from start to end.
But…
Why was it so darned funny?
Once a person started laughing, he couldn't stop!
This was especially true after everyone looked at the Emperor and saw his expression of anger. It was the main reason why everyone couldn't stop laughing.
Indeed, Xu Que's foolery had caused the Emperor to feel so angry that smoke was almost coming out from his nostrils. However, he was disciplined and endured the anger wordlessly floating in the air.
When he saw Xu Que tossing over the Monkey Blocks Lightning, the Emperor could only passively dodge the projectiles.
Everyone within the crowd were laughing so hard, they couldn't straighten their backs. If only they knew how angry the Emperor was and that he was so humiliated, he could conjure a spell to kill them all, they probably wouldn't behave this way.
And yet when they looked up, they realized that the Emperor didn't look like he wanted revenge from Xu Que. He was just standing there, hiding away from everyone. Was… Was this really their Infant Transformation Stage, unrivalled Fire Emperor?
"Dog Emperor, fuck your mum!"
"Dog Emperor, if you have the guts, stop hiding…"
"Dog Emperor! Hello, hello, hello, can you try a little harder?"
"Dog Emperor, I heard you were very powerful? What happened to your strengths?"
"Dog Emperor, quick look… Your little brother is swollen!" Just like that, Xu Que was rejoicing in the Fire Emperor's humiliation as the Fire Emperor has an ashen look across his face. He was dodging most of the attacks, occasionally sending out some weak spells. However, he was clearly in a defensive stance. It didn't even seem like he was interested in using some massive spell to overcome his taunting foe.
As time went on, the crowd started getting puzzled.
"What's wrong with the Fire Emperor? Why is he always on the retreat?"
"There's no reason for him not to fight back!"
"No, it's hard for him to withstand Xu Que's powerful spells. Besides, Xu Que has the three colored fiery lotus and numerous lightning balls, which shouldn't be underestimated!"
"I understand now. The Fire Emperor doesn't wish to waste too much of his Imperial Qi defending his blows. After all, doing so is very detrimental to the health of the nation!"
"But dragging the fight this way isn't a good plan as well. Look at Xu Que. His energy and strength hasn't dwindled ever since the start of the fight. His core energy looks abundant, never getting close to being diminished!"
"It's too scary. This youth is probably the youngest elite cultivator all across the five nations and the most talented!"
"It's such a waste! He's gotten on the wrong side of the Fire Emperor!"
"Could he really be the same Prince Consort from all those years ago? After the Emperor and Concubine Fantasy schemed to harm him, he's really going all out to pursue his revenge!"
"That's probably the case. If not, his methods wouldn't be so vile and merciless!"
Everyone had started to become suspicious of the Fire Emperor and believed that Xu Que was truly the Prince Consort. It made sense that he was coming back for revenge after going through such hardships caused by the Emperor.
At this point, Xu Que had started to realize that something wasn't right. The Fire Emperor was an elite cultivator, level six of the Infant Transformation realm. How could he endure so much humiliation by dodging his attacks without retaliation?
And he was being chased after and pursued in front of so many people. Rumors were going to spread for sure!
At first, Xu Que thought that the Fire Emperor was charging up some massively powerful spell. He was thus prepared to purchase some high grade defensive items and weapons to counter it.
However, even if he was charging a powerful spell, it wouldn't take that long. Besides, he didn't even look like he was doing anything. What was going on?
Xu Que thus started to feel suspicious. He halted his flight, still hovering in mid air.
Although his attack speed was very quick, the Emperor had the Imperial Qi to protect him. At this point, the Emperor's own defense had far surpassed that of the Infant Transformation Stage and yet he was still draining the nation's reserves in order to fight it out with Xu Que.
Under such power, Xu Que's three colored fiery lotus along with the lightning balls wouldn't be able to kill the Fire Emperor. The worst case situation would probably just the same as the current, causing the Emperor to lose more face in front of everyone.
But if this was allowed to continue, what if the Fire Emperor managed to pull a rabbit out of the hat?
If you really wanted to act tough well, you have to prepare for emergencies!
Because there's a wise saying that goes something like this...
Acting tough is only for the prepared.
Hence, he decided not to waste any more time and called out for his system.
"System, check for me, what on earth is that dog Emperor doing?"
"Ding! Detection successful. The target is doing a certain palace ritual and accumulating the Emperor's Energy. His current completion is 40%!"
"What is that? Emperor's Energy?" Xu Que was rather astonished.
"The Emperor's Energy is a ritual. In simpler terms, it's the last dying breath of each Emperor, held in his mouth for all eternity. It's considered rather precious and can be drawn upon by his successors. This energy is extremely powerful and can be used to increase one's cultivation level during emergencies."
"Fuck! Are you trying to say that the dog Emperor is sucking on his ancestors breath? That's damn disgusting!"
When Xu Que finished hearing this, he frowned before asking, "When he completes up to 100%, how much increase will his cultivation level be?"
"The current target is already at 45% completion of the Emperor's Energy. When he finally reaches 100%, he will be at the Void Refining Stage level one. His strengths would be unrivalled. With the host's current capabilities, this system recommends that you flee for your life immediately." "What the? Ascend to the Void Refining Stage?" When Xu Que heard this, he was stumped.
"Damn it, this dog Emperor is already at the Infant Transformation Stage level six. Together with his Imperial Qi to protect him, his powers are disgustingly strong. If he was allowed to transcend to the Void Refining Stage, I won't be able to do anything to him!"
"Original Infant level seven and yet it's not even going to be enough. Even with the Killer Book at full Glory, it would be hard to withstand the might of the Fire Emperor especially since he's drawing on such powerful ancient energy!" "Fuck me!"
"Thankfully I'm such an intelligent person. If not, instead of acting tough, I would be eating grass."
"I probably still can fight this Infant Transformation Fire Emperor. But once he ascends to the Void Refining Stage, I probably run for my life!"
"On the other hand, as the king of acting tough…"
"How could I tuck my tail between my legs and flee just like that?"
"And to flee after creating such a grand stage for me to act tough?"
"If I actually flee now, isn't there no difference between that and eating grass?"
"If one doesn't act tough, how is he different from a calf?"
"No!"
"I cannot run!"
"I cannot hide!"
"I must be strong!"
"If not, I will probably despise myself."
Xu Que thought in his head calmly as his eyes flickered. He had a plan!
"Dog Emperor, you're trying to trick me. Heheh… I'm certain you haven't read <The Art of War>. I shall show you how a General thinks and see what you can do about it!" Xu Que laughed coldly. He was elated at having thought of a plan.
