Now then, it’s finally begun, the tournament.
Iya-, this feeling really is nostalgic.
I mean, this is pointlessly heavy, this two-handed sword.
「Now then――― START!!」
The umpire signaled the start.
「……Aah? Why if it isn’t a cute little miss *Buha*!!!」
Ah.
He was a disgusting fellow so, immediately after the start, I struck his abdomen portion with my 《Zwei Handle.》Tehe♪
「A-and the winner is! KAZUHA ・ AXEPLANTTT!!」
「Why thank you~」
The crowd erupted with cheers.
Shit, I need to hold back a little more, otherwise… .
「(Hey, ain’t that little miss cute…!)」
「(Yeah! Furthermore, carrying that big ass two-handed sword with her small body as if it was nothing……!)」
「(Eh? What’s with that girl! Weak? Also, what’s with that cool feeling…///)」
Hey hey.
・・・
「Now then―――BEGIN!!」
(If I don’t conscientiously hold back it’ll be bad……)
「YOU BASTARD! Why the fuc* are you looking away! Are you insulting ME!!!!」
Why is it always these guys, mou…… .
「UORIYAAAAAA!!」
(…… A hemmer-user huh… it can’t be helped……)
I flatly grasped my 《Zwei Hander》 and assumed a defending posture.
Immediately after a dull sound went 『Gon!!』.
O~. A splendid vibration~.
「Kyaa♪」
It’s somehow different from what I imagined, but for now let’s scream.
「Uwoah///」
I showed a little bit of thigh while I fell, causing my opponent to stare.
I’m a man…… .
「H-how violent……///」
「……Umu/// I-if you want to surrender, now’s your cha-haa!!?」
Ah.
I accidentally had a bit of nausea, and again sent my enemy flying…… .
「T-the Winner! KAZUHA ・ AXEPLANTTT!!」
WA—–!! cheered the crowd inside the arena.
Hey, hey… Why am I standing out?
Because I’m a girl?
Can’t they have a girl?
「(Shit~……! That girl’s so strong and cute…!!)」
「(E-even I want to be a fan……///)」 [uses watashi]
「(If I’m not mistaken… Her name is 『Kazuha-chan』…… . What country did she come from..?!)」
Hey. Like I’ve said.
・・・
As expected, afterwards I won with ease.
It should just be my imagination that the audience is increasing as I continue to win, right?
Why did this happen……?
「KAZUHA-CHA—N!!! DO YOUR BEST—-!!!」
「KYA—–!/// AXEPLANT-SAMA—–!!////」
Hey…… .
「Now then――― START!!」
This is out of my calculations.
Even though I put a『restraint』on myself just so I could join…… .
As expected, we can’t have this 『female』 form, huh.
A girl using《Zwei Hander》is too unusual, huh.
Shit, I sure do attract attention, now then…… .
「Fufu, you’re quite popular, you know」
Oh.
How rare, a female knight, just like me.
She specializes in――― Oh, a rare 『double saber』 user.
This quirky weapon is preferred by women.
But her skin’s color is considerably black.
From what foreign country did she come from?
「That 『Two-handed sword』…… . Somehow gives one a bad feeling」
「*Gikuri*」(startle)
「……Fu, well fine. Well then―――― HERE I GO!!」
After saying that, the female knight jumped high.
(So high……!)
Mid air, the female knight spun while drawing her sword, aiming to whittle me down.
「HAAAAAA!!!」
Without change, she did a nose dive towards me while holding both swords.
「UO!?」
I stopped her with my 《Zwei Hander》
Uwa, a heavy attack is…… .
Isn’t this that woman’s brute strength?!
「FUN!」 [not fun, it’s like “hun”]
The female knight immediately adjusted her posture horizontally in order to mow me down.
I dodged by jumping back.
(She’s quite strong)
「Darkness will pay, spear of light 《Lightning Spear》!!」
「I!?」 [not I, it’s like “hiii” or imagine yourself seeing an attack unfold before you]
《Light》attribute magic!?
Ain’t that a high ranking magic!!
Light immediately began to gather above me.
Then.
(Shit! For now I’ll defend!)
The next moment, a spear of light began to pour over me.
・・・
「Ouch…… This seriously hurts……」
I blocked most of it with 《Zwei Hander,》but you can’t block everything with that much spear of light pouring down.
Furthermore, I’m weak against 《Light》 and 《Darkness》 attributes.
Every race and monster, even the demon lord and hero, has 『2』 weaknesses.
What’s more, because I’m using《Two Edge Blade》 I received 2 times the damage.
By the way, in regards to the weakness attribute, damage compensation is 250%……. .
250%x2 = 500%
In short, the current me received 『5 times the damage.』
「Hou…… . So 《Light》 attribute attacks are your weakness, huh. This is really convenient.」
By no means can I avoid this, the 『High ranking Magic』 she’s using in this low rank match will hit…… .
I’m saying that I’m just killing time with 『Restraining,』 hey!
「A power for all of darkness to pay is here, 《Shine X Prodo》」
「Shit――」
The light condenses on my chest.
Hey, hey! This magic is……!
Don!
With that sound, the cluster of light gathering on my chest exploded.
「Owwwww……!! Shit! Casting troublesome magic!!」
「Oya?」
……N?
I somehow feel the heated gaze of the crowd but……?
「「「UOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!」」」
「UO!? What the hell!?」
The crowd is cheering.
What the hell…… .
Do you really like seeing me being blown away?!
「…… Hey. Komusume.」
「Hai」
「Is it not better to hide that?」
「Hai?」
I don’t understand what she’s saying.
「Good grief…… . Your 『front,』『front!』」
「My front……」
I followed with my eyes to where the female knight is pointing with her finger.
It’s where I received the explosion of light.
My chest.
My armor was blown away, un.
「「「UOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!」」」
……Huh? This is…… .
「Kukuku. You have quite the 『cute ones,』huh, komusume」
Never mind the armor, even the inner part, everything, was gone.
「……A」
「Kukuku……」
「UWAAAAAAAーーーーーーーー！！！！！！////////////」
HEY!
AIN’T I EXPOSEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!
Now then, it’s finally begun, the tournament.
Iya-, this feeling really is nostalgic.
I mean, this is pointlessly heavy, this two-handed sword.
「Now then――― START!!」
The umpire signaled the start.
「……Aah? Why if it isn’t a cute little miss *Buha*!!!」
Ah.
He was a disgusting fellow so, immediately after the start, I struck his abdomen portion with my 《Zwei Handle.》Tehe♪
「A-and the winner is! KAZUHA ・ AXEPLANTTT!!」
「Why thank you~」
The crowd erupted with cheers.
Shit, I need to hold back a little more, otherwise… .
「(Hey, ain’t that little miss cute…!)」
「(Yeah! Furthermore, carrying that big ass two-handed sword with her small body as if it was nothing……!)」
「(Eh? What’s with that girl! Weak? Also, what’s with that cool feeling…///)」
Hey hey.
・・・
「Now then―――BEGIN!!」
(If I don’t conscientiously hold back it’ll be bad……)
「YOU BASTARD! Why the fuc* are you looking away! Are you insulting ME!!!!」
Why is it always these guys, mou…… .
「UORIYAAAAAA!!」
(…… A hemmer-user huh… it can’t be helped……)
I flatly grasped my 《Zwei Hander》 and assumed a defending posture.
Immediately after a dull sound went 『Gon!!』.
O~. A splendid vibration~.
「Kyaa♪」
It’s somehow different from what I imagined, but for now let’s scream.
「Uwoah///」
I showed a little bit of thigh while I fell, causing my opponent to stare.
I’m a man…… .
「H-how violent……///」
「……Umu/// I-if you want to surrender, now’s your cha-haa!!?」
Ah.
I accidentally had a bit of nausea, and again sent my enemy flying…… .
「T-the Winner! KAZUHA ・ AXEPLANTTT!!」
WA—–!! cheered the crowd inside the arena.
Hey, hey… Why am I standing out?
Because I’m a girl?
Can’t they have a girl?
「(Shit~……! That girl’s so strong and cute…!!)」
「(E-even I want to be a fan……///)」 [uses watashi]
「(If I’m not mistaken… Her name is 『Kazuha-chan』…… . What country did she come from..?!)」
Hey. Like I’ve said.
・・・
As expected, afterwards I won with ease.
It should just be my imagination that the audience is increasing as I continue to win, right?
Why did this happen……?
「KAZUHA-CHA—N!!! DO YOUR BEST—-!!!」
「KYA—–!/// AXEPLANT-SAMA—–!!////」
Hey…… .
「Now then――― START!!」
This is out of my calculations.
Even though I put a『restraint』on myself just so I could join…… .
As expected, we can’t have this 『female』 form, huh.
A girl using《Zwei Hander》is too unusual, huh.
Shit, I sure do attract attention, now then…… .
「Fufu, you’re quite popular, you know」
Oh.
How rare, a female knight, just like me.
She specializes in――― Oh, a rare 『double saber』 user.
This quirky weapon is preferred by women.
But her skin’s color is considerably black.
From what foreign country did she come from?
「That 『Two-handed sword』…… . Somehow gives one a bad feeling」
「*Gikuri*」(startle)
「……Fu, well fine. Well then―――― HERE I GO!!」
After saying that, the female knight jumped high.
(So high……!)
Mid air, the female knight spun while drawing her sword, aiming to whittle me down.
「HAAAAAA!!!」
Without change, she did a nose dive towards me while holding both swords.
「UO!?」
I stopped her with my 《Zwei Hander》
Uwa, a heavy attack is…… .
Isn’t this that woman’s brute strength?!
「FUN!」 [not fun, it’s like “hun”]
The female knight immediately adjusted her posture horizontally in order to mow me down.
I dodged by jumping back.
(She’s quite strong)
「Darkness will pay, spear of light 《Lightning Spear》!!」
「I!?」 [not I, it’s like “hiii” or imagine yourself seeing an attack unfold before you]
《Light》attribute magic!?
Ain’t that a high ranking magic!!
Light immediately began to gather above me.
Then.
(Shit! For now I’ll defend!)
The next moment, a spear of light began to pour over me.
・・・
「Ouch…… This seriously hurts……」
I blocked most of it with 《Zwei Hander,》but you can’t block everything with that much spear of light pouring down.
Furthermore, I’m weak against 《Light》 and 《Darkness》 attributes.
Every race and monster, even the demon lord and hero, has 『2』 weaknesses.
What’s more, because I’m using《Two Edge Blade》 I received 2 times the damage.
By the way, in regards to the weakness attribute, damage compensation is 250%……. .
250%x2 = 500%
In short, the current me received 『5 times the damage.』
「Hou…… . So 《Light》 attribute attacks are your weakness, huh. This is really convenient.」
By no means can I avoid this, the 『High ranking Magic』 she’s using in this low rank match will hit…… .
I’m saying that I’m just killing time with 『Restraining,』 hey!
「A power for all of darkness to pay is here, 《Shine X Prodo》」
「Shit――」
The light condenses on my chest.
Hey, hey! This magic is……!
Don!
With that sound, the cluster of light gathering on my chest exploded.
「Owwwww……!! Shit! Casting troublesome magic!!」
「Oya?」
……N?
I somehow feel the heated gaze of the crowd but……?
「「「UOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!」」」
「UO!? What the hell!?」
The crowd is cheering.
What the hell…… .
Do you really like seeing me being blown away?!
「…… Hey. Komusume.」
「Hai」
「Is it not better to hide that?」
「Hai?」
I don’t understand what she’s saying.
「Good grief…… . Your 『front,』『front!』」
「My front……」
I followed with my eyes to where the female knight is pointing with her finger.
It’s where I received the explosion of light.
My chest.
My armor was blown away, un.
「「「UOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!」」」
……Huh? This is…… .
「Kukuku. You have quite the 『cute ones,』huh, komusume」
Never mind the armor, even the inner part, everything, was gone.
「……A」
「Kukuku……」
「UWAAAAAAAーーーーーーーー！！！！！！////////////」
HEY!
AIN’T I EXPOSEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!
