Wife, I want to graze on an old pasture.
Someone: This lady is a flower not grass.
Wife, I this gentleman wants to roll in the sheets with you.
Someone kicks: Did this lady allow you on the bed?
Wife, husband wants to eat meat!
Someone brandished her whip: Get lost, this lady is eating vegetarian food tonight.
In a sentence: It’s a story of a husband cast aside, seduce his ex-wife by every possible means to roll in the sheets, eat meat and give birth to little piglets.
