Evil God Average - Volume 1 - Chapter 1

Published at 25th of January 2016 01:49:05 PM

Chapter 1
Chapter 1 – A Simple Wish

The part about my appearance that I like the most is my hair .
It’s black hair that’s common to Japanese people, but I don’t slack up on the maintainance, and when I comb through it it’s smooth too .
That it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call it the representative example of ‘glossy black like the wet feathers of a crow’ is something that I’m secretly proud of .

Then conversely, if you were to ask me what part of my appearance I hate the most, then I’d immediately reply that it’s my eyes .
I’m often told by the few friends I have that even though I’m a bishoujo in every way, the looks of my eyes completely wastes it .
But in my opinion────

“I quite like those eyes of yours .
They’re muddy… like they hold all the evils of the world, those eyes of yours . ”

it’s not bad enough to warrant being told this… Probably .


Even though there wasn’t a single light in this pitch black place, I could clearly see this boy with long black hair .

He was a perfect bishounen, or so I’d like to say, but he had eyes as cruel────no, eyes even crueller-looking than mine .
Before I knew it, I had found myself in this place, and he who had appeared there one-sidedly declared to me,

“I’m going to have you go to another world” .

“…Don’t wanna . ”

“I don’t care about your opinion . ”

Jerk .
Inside, I’m annoyed enough that veins should be bulging, but my expression didn’t change .
I don’t really like my own lack of expressiveness if I do say so myself, but right now I’m thankful for it .
It’s obvious that picking a fight head on with somebody clearly abnormal is really too risky .
Being told “I’m going to have you go to another world . ” in this clearly abnormal place, I wonder if this means that this boy is a god or something like that .
But still, I don’t get it .

“Why me?”

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“I quite like those eyes of yours .
They’re muddy… like they hold all the evils of the world, those eyes of yours . ”

They’re not bad enough to warrant being told this .
And I don’t want to hear that from you .
Another vein swelled up on my forehead . Only in my mind, though .

“But to think that you could stay sane even facing me directly . You really do have what I expected you did . ”

Was there a possibility that I’d go insane?
It seems that it was a really casual close call .

“Well, since this is happening because of my own circumstances, I’ll help you out a little . Physical ability, the power of magic, and an item box are the default, so I’ll grant you one more wish aside from those . ”

Leaving physical ability aside, “magic” and an “item box”?
Just where on earth am I being thrown into?

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And moreover, even if you suddenly say “wish”────

“It can be anything, you know? For example, I could make your chest larger . ”

Are you saying that I’m flat…? I can’t really deny it, but that’s none of your business .
Honestly speaking there was a part of me that was swayed by that, but I get the feeling that if I nod then I’ll have lost in various ways .
And moreover, asking to modify the body that I got from my parents is unfilial .

“Then, could it be you don’t wish for anything?”

“Make my eyes and atmosphere “normal” please . ”

Eh? “Is it okay to do that to the body that you got from your parents?” you ask?
That’s that, and this is this .
Having a small chest isn’t really a good or bad thing, but my eyes and atmosphere have actually caused me harm .

Since I was small, because of these eyes and this atmosphere, people around me have been pointlessly afraid of me .
Even though it’s not like I was going to do anything to them, once our eyes met, everybody looked away .
Even when I approached a famous delinquent senpai, he bolted away .
There have even been times when yakuza-ey people with punch perms dogeza’d before me .


“It’s fine even if it’s not special, but I’d like you to at least make it “average” . ”

“Hm~mm, well whatever . I’ll grant that wish of yours . Well then, off you go . ”

Together with that line, from the boy before my eyes came an aura of darkness that was so black that it swallowed everything else .
My body was enveloped by that aura, and I felt my consciousness receding .

Ahh, it’s too late now, but if possible I’d like one more thing .

At least give me some clothing .