Chapter 12
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It's the morning.
I wake up and stretch.
I go out on the balcony to smoke a bit.
Oh…
Today's weather is really good!
I feel like this day will be a good one!
After I finished smoking, I go back inside.
I take out my phone, and check the list of mission I can do.
-Uh?
A new assassination mission?
So quickly?
That name…
'Totally-Anormal-Human'…
It seems quite similar to the guy who paid me yesterday…
Wasn't it… 'Totally-Normal-Human'?
This guy… Does he thinks it's that easy to hide his identity? Just a letter different?
While doing this, I'm preparing some coffee.
Well, anyway his identity doesn't change anything for me, no?
I click on his offer.
On the offer's page, the price in the fanciest and biggest font this stern website can have.
1,000,000,000,000,000?
Three, six, nine, twelve… That's fifteen zeros right?
I whistle before the high price!
He pays almost 100 times the GPD of the biggest countries of the world!
Is he the king of some wizard royal family?
The second thing, besides the prices, on the page is the estimated difficulty of the mission: SSS+!
That's not a mission I would do, but I'll check anyway, I'm quite curious who this overbearingly rich guy wants to kill…
Moreover, this money is enough to buy her the moon!
I read the description of the mission:
"A man broke the flow of destiny.
The destiny wizard church thereby decided his sentence."
From what I read until now, it seems this nickname is just an intermediary between the app and the clients…
They must be paid to share the bounties…
I go back to reading:
"His punishment shall be death.
Whoever kills him will also be entitled 'Friend of the church'.
This man is named […]"
Wait?
That's me?
Then… I might be able to complete the quest…
Do I accept it? Or do I refuse?
If she gets the moon, she'll be happy, but will she be if I die in the process?
Is it worth it for her?
What must I do?
I got some pretty big headache.
I open my cupboard to take some aspirin.
I fill a glass of water, and put the aspirin inside.
At the moment I'm about to drink, I feel some strange smell…
Hmm?
I feel a bit heavy.
The water is certainly poisoned, I only smelled a bit of it and I'm already affected, what would have happened if I drank it?
This means…
They're already here?
Then does that mean I got all the elite bounty hunters in the world on my tracks?
And there's only one group that moves this quick…
-Oh, the old friends are already here?
I say as I quickly step back.
At the same instant, a bullet breaks the window and goes through where would be my head if I didn't move, cutting a bit my cheek in passing…
I'm now fully awake.
I close in to my balcony, careful to not be in front of the entrance.
I talk to my wall:
-I know you too well, guys. That's quite evident I wouldn't die because of strategies I made myself!
I then rush to the back of my apartment as an explosion ring!
-Do you think I would be so forgetful to not know there are explosives in your mics?
I then jump as a sniper bullet hit a place somewhere behind me!
-Hey! That's my balls you almost touched! And you even have the guts to scratch my floor?
I run to my door and open the door to leave.
Kiss!
Is it? Chocolate?
-Dandelion? What the fuck are you…
A finger comes to my lips:
-Shhh…
-Uuuhh…
The residues of chocolates are slowly melting in my mouth as she says:
-You know about the bounty on your head?
-Yes.
-These two morons decided to kill you, but I'm not thinking the same! This is why I'm here to help you escape!
-Oh, ok.
-Run!
She says as she starts running.
I ask her:
-How come I still didn't hear anything even with all the noise your teammate's "discreet" sniper is doing…
-The zone is in quarantine because of some gas problems they said there was.
-This is all I wanted to know. Oh, and by the way, I just wanted you to know something.
-Hmm?
-If I didn't take the antidote before, I might have fallen for you with your poisoned chocolate!
Uppercut!
Then…
Uuuhh, is the second punch I used called lowercut?
Lowercut!
Dandelion is catapulted at about one or two kilometers from me, just enough for this annoying half-invincible bounty-huntress to fall unconscious.
I really can't take this nickname…
Like, couldn't she take a cool nickname?
I mean, not everyone is like me, with an already good name that I take no risk by saying, but changing to a nickname as ridiculous as Dandelion??? I'll never do that!
With what she did with my mouth's virginity, I'll kill her 300 times if I could!
My mouth is now in quarantine until I find fire or bleach to totally destroy any trace of her!
Her chocolate is not bad, through…
At that moment, I hear a sound of knocking on the floor.
I turn my head and see a grenade…
-OH SHIT!!!!
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Announcement: From now on, I'll use every single keyword issued in the previous chapter comment section!
It's the morning.
I wake up and stretch.
I go out on the balcony to smoke a bit.
Oh…
Today's weather is really good!
I feel like this day will be a good one!
After I finished smoking, I go back inside.
I take out my phone, and check the list of mission I can do.
-Uh?
A new assassination mission?
So quickly?
That name…
'Totally-Anormal-Human'…
It seems quite similar to the guy who paid me yesterday…
Wasn't it… 'Totally-Normal-Human'?
This guy… Does he thinks it's that easy to hide his identity? Just a letter different?
While doing this, I'm preparing some coffee.
Well, anyway his identity doesn't change anything for me, no?
I click on his offer.
On the offer's page, the price in the fanciest and biggest font this stern website can have.
1,000,000,000,000,000?
Three, six, nine, twelve… That's fifteen zeros right?
I whistle before the high price!
He pays almost 100 times the GPD of the biggest countries of the world!
Is he the king of some wizard royal family?
The second thing, besides the prices, on the page is the estimated difficulty of the mission: SSS+!
That's not a mission I would do, but I'll check anyway, I'm quite curious who this overbearingly rich guy wants to kill…
Moreover, this money is enough to buy her the moon!
I read the description of the mission:
"A man broke the flow of destiny.
The destiny wizard church thereby decided his sentence."
From what I read until now, it seems this nickname is just an intermediary between the app and the clients…
They must be paid to share the bounties…
I go back to reading:
"His punishment shall be death.
Whoever kills him will also be entitled 'Friend of the church'.
This man is named […]"
Wait?
That's me?
Then… I might be able to complete the quest…
Do I accept it? Or do I refuse?
If she gets the moon, she'll be happy, but will she be if I die in the process?
Is it worth it for her?
What must I do?
I got some pretty big headache.
I open my cupboard to take some aspirin.
I fill a glass of water, and put the aspirin inside.
At the moment I'm about to drink, I feel some strange smell…
Hmm?
I feel a bit heavy.
The water is certainly poisoned, I only smelled a bit of it and I'm already affected, what would have happened if I drank it?
This means…
They're already here?
Then does that mean I got all the elite bounty hunters in the world on my tracks?
And there's only one group that moves this quick…
-Oh, the old friends are already here?
I say as I quickly step back.
At the same instant, a bullet breaks the window and goes through where would be my head if I didn't move, cutting a bit my cheek in passing…
I'm now fully awake.
I close in to my balcony, careful to not be in front of the entrance.
I talk to my wall:
-I know you too well, guys. That's quite evident I wouldn't die because of strategies I made myself!
I then rush to the back of my apartment as an explosion ring!
-Do you think I would be so forgetful to not know there are explosives in your mics?
I then jump as a sniper bullet hit a place somewhere behind me!
-Hey! That's my balls you almost touched! And you even have the guts to scratch my floor?
I run to my door and open the door to leave.
Kiss!
Is it? Chocolate?
-Dandelion? What the fuck are you…
A finger comes to my lips:
-Shhh…
-Uuuhh…
The residues of chocolates are slowly melting in my mouth as she says:
-You know about the bounty on your head?
-Yes.
-These two morons decided to kill you, but I'm not thinking the same! This is why I'm here to help you escape!
-Oh, ok.
-Run!
She says as she starts running.
I ask her:
-How come I still didn't hear anything even with all the noise your teammate's "discreet" sniper is doing…
-The zone is in quarantine because of some gas problems they said there was.
-This is all I wanted to know. Oh, and by the way, I just wanted you to know something.
-Hmm?
-If I didn't take the antidote before, I might have fallen for you with your poisoned chocolate!
Uppercut!
Then…
Uuuhh, is the second punch I used called lowercut?
Lowercut!
Dandelion is catapulted at about one or two kilometers from me, just enough for this annoying half-invincible bounty-huntress to fall unconscious.
I really can't take this nickname…
Like, couldn't she take a cool nickname?
I mean, not everyone is like me, with an already good name that I take no risk by saying, but changing to a nickname as ridiculous as Dandelion??? I'll never do that!
With what she did with my mouth's virginity, I'll kill her 300 times if I could!
My mouth is now in quarantine until I find fire or bleach to totally destroy any trace of her!
Her chocolate is not bad, through…
At that moment, I hear a sound of knocking on the floor.
I turn my head and see a grenade…
-OH SHIT!!!!
Announcement: From now on, I'll use every single keyword issued in the previous chapter comment section!It's the morning.I wake up and stretch.I go out on the balcony to smoke a bit.OhToday's weather is really good!I feel like this day will be a good one!After I finished smoking, I go back inside.I take out my phone, and check the list of mission I can do.-Uh?A new assassination mission?So quickly?That name'Totally-Anormal-Human'It seems quite similar to the guy who paid me yesterdayWasn't it 'Totally-Normal-Human'?This guy Does he thinks it's that easy to hide his identity? Just a letter different?While doing this, I'm preparing some coffee.Well, anyway his identity doesn't change anything for me, no?I click on his offer.On the offer's page, the price in the fanciest and biggest font this stern website can have.1,000,000,000,000,000?Three, six, nine, twelve That's fifteen zeros right?I whistle before the high price!He pays almost 100 times the GPD of the biggest countries of the world!Is he the king of some wizard royal family?The second thing, besides the prices, on the page is the estimated difficulty of the mission: SSS+!That's not a mission I would do, but I'll check anyway, I'm quite curious who this overbearingly rich guy wants to killMoreover, this money is enough to buy her the moon!I read the description of the mission:"A man broke the flow of destiny.The destiny wizard church thereby decided his sentence."From what I read until now, it seems this nickname is just an intermediary between the app and the clientsThey must be paid to share the bountiesI go back to reading:"His punishment shall be death.Whoever kills him will also be entitled 'Friend of the church'.This man is named "Wait?That's me?Then I might be able to complete the questDo I accept it? Or do I refuse?If she gets the moon, she'll be happy, but will she be if I die in the process?Is it worth it for her?What must I do?I got some pretty big headache.I open my cupboard to take some aspirin.I fill a glass of water, and put the aspirin inside.At the moment I'm about to drink, I feel some strange smellHmm?I feel a bit heavy.The water is certainly poisoned, I only smelled a bit of it and I'm already affected, what would have happened if I drank it?This meansThey're already here?Then does that mean I got all the elite bounty hunters in the world on my tracks?And there's only one group that moves this quick-Oh, the old friends are already here?I say as I quickly step back.At the same instant, a bullet breaks the window and goes through where would be my head if I didn't move, cutting a bit my cheek in passingI'm now fully awake.I close in to my balcony, careful to not be in front of the entrance.I talk to my wall:-I know you too well, guys. That's quite evident I wouldn't die because of strategies I made myself!I then rush to the back of my apartment as an explosion ring!-Do you think I would be so forgetful to not know there are explosives in your mics?I then jump as a sniper bullet hit a place somewhere behind me!-Hey! That's my balls you almost touched! And you even have the guts to scratch my floor?I run to my door and open the door to leave.Kiss!Is it? Chocolate?-Dandelion? What the fuck are youA finger comes to my lips:-Shhh-UuuhhThe residues of chocolates are slowly melting in my mouth as she says:-You know about the bounty on your head?-Yes.-These two morons decided to kill you, but I'm not thinking the same! This is why I'm here to help you escape!-Oh, ok.-Run!She says as she starts running.I ask her:-How come I still didn't hear anything even with all the noise your teammate's "discreet" sniper is doing-The zone is in quarantine because of some gas problems they said there was.-This is all I wanted to know. Oh, and by the way, I just wanted you to know something.-Hmm?-If I didn't take the antidote before, I might have fallen for you with your poisoned chocolate!Uppercut!ThenUuuhh, is the second punch I used called lowercut?Lowercut!Dandelion is catapulted at about one or two kilometers from me, just enough for this annoying half-invincible bounty-huntress to fall unconscious.I really can't take this nicknameLike, couldn't she take a cool nickname?I mean, not everyone is like me, with an already good name that I take no risk by saying, but changing to a nickname as ridiculous as Dandelion??? I'll never do that!With what she did with my mouth's virginity, I'll kill her 300 times if I could!My mouth is now in quarantine until I find fire or bleach to totally destroy any trace of her!Her chocolate is not bad, throughAt that moment, I hear a sound of knocking on the floor.I turn my head and see a grenade-OH SHIT!!!!
