Chapter 6
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Proposed keywords: runes/magazine/lights/advertisement/shameless dao/library/junk/burned cake/eyeball/saw/usual.
Too easy: lights, library, usual, eyeball, junk.
But eyeball and junk might both be funny.
Keep for the roll: runes/magazine/advertisement/shameless dao/junk/burned cake/eyeballs/saw.
Roll:
6+5+7+7+3+1: burned cake + junk + eyeballs + eyeballs + advertisement + runes.
I kept shameless dao because it's one of the best suggestions I ever had.
The keywords are: burned cake/junk/eyeballs/advertisement/runes/shameless dao.
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-We need you for an important problem… We need to find an alchemy formula to transform the potatoes in chicken directly cooked!
[…]
He's Merlin.
He's the daughter of Gimmin Diot.
[…]
And tonight is going to be her night.
The night of the hunt…
[…]
-Ha ha ha!
Laughs are resonating in the inn.
-Guys, we need to celebrate my promotion! Everything's on me!
-Yaaaayyy!
[…]
A gurgling sound can be heard while blood spurt out of a throat in a beautiful arc… That ended… in a glass, in the hands of a handsome man.
[…]
Not only did that guy manage to hide his presence, but he also managed to use a fill a few hundred glasses, without letting a single drop of blood fall to the floor.
[…]
He is just… Drinking?
[…]
-This Emperor certainly has an incredible luck. No, everything about This Emperor is incredible.
[…]
She somehow has a feeling that she NEEDED to kill him, take his intact brain and donger…
After some time pondering she didn't find the source of it, but she felt that it came from her entire being.
[…]
It's already the morning, and he has a meeting.
With that fly that bothered him gone, it's time for him to go to work.
Alchemy is still Rald's passion, else, why would he spend three reincarnations worth of life doing the same thing?
[…]
-I succeeded!
Rald hears a delighted shout.
But he doesn't even bother to take a look.
[…]
Time to go to do some shopping!
[…]
He puts a little piece of brain on the side of his actual brain.
Rald has a new ability. He can fly!
[…]
Rald is seeing his life passing before his eyes…
[…]
Wait, he's not Rald?
Was he Rald?
Who's Rald?
He doesn't know.
[…]
[…]
As he sees his life passing throughs his brain, he suddenly remembers…
Loneliness…
That's loneliness.
He now knows fear and loneliness…
A big, empty emptiness…
[…]
God MUST have miscalculated something while creating him, his brush MUST have slipped, what was his utility, what was the worth of his life?
[…]
Why was I born?
What's my reason to exist?
[…]
He's not able to learn? He's not even able to put on clothes himself, not even pants?
Whatever!
He was going to learn… He was going to live! In his own way…
[…]
Shem!
[…]
There really is a new brain of the size of a soap bubble!
The only difference being that, obviously, it's not some foam but a real brain.
It's actually a brain!
He has a brain!
That discovery fills his head with a new feeling: joy!
------------------------------
Rald is focused.
Focused on not falling from the sky, and focused on what to buy.
He has a headache.
A big, huge headache.
The main problem with emotions is that it affects your way of handling problems.
The last time he had feelings…
It was in his last life.
As he had no feeling, he didn't even notice that he didn't have any feeling anymore… But now that he has some, he feels… like a new man… a brand new man.
Like a junk becoming a burned cake…
His emotional state is still trash, but at least he has what it takes to be considered human now!
Rald continues to fly, and doesn't notice that his eyeballs are rolling in exasperation, seemingly reacting to his previous thoughts.
That's a huge event, the real owner now possess a fourth emotion.
It's like a killing spree, it starts quickly, but the higher the count goes, the slower he gets emotions.
But strangely, he's sure that this spree won't break.
He FEELS like it.
[…]
Rald is doing shopping.
He's strongly hesitating between a high temperature Xtrem Runicoven and a low temperature Ztrem Alchepro…
They are both alchemic oven Xtrem and Ztrem are concurrent. One is specialized in low temperature ovens while the other is specialized in high temperature oven.
While both are doing runic oven, they are not considered to be similar brands because of the strong animosity between the frost and flame worlds, and their branches in the cultivator world, the Absolute Ice sect and the Absolute Flame sect.
How Rald knows about them is not a difficult question.
He simply saw them in an advertisement.
And about where he saw advertisement in this without-screen world, it's not difficult too, but surprising.
Even though he acts like an expert, Rald saw the advertisement just before entering the market! Even in his life as Merlin, he was using a simple cauldron with normal fire, he has never been good with hardware, and he prefers software.
His eyeballs are rolling on the right by themselves for a split moment, and a decision pops in his head.
Rald had a hard time choosing, but finally settle for an oven.
It's not the Xtrem one, nor the Ztrem one.
It's a simple cooking oven.
But something managed to make Rald take this oven.
The moment his sight fell onto it, he fell in love.
It's love at the first sight!
What Rald doesn't know, is that at the moment Rald saw the oven, nor only did a little brain of the size of a soap bubble made his eyes move, but also sent a mysterious signal to his brain…
What is shamelessness?
The brain absolutely DIDN'T want Rald to use a sh*tty oven in that split moment.
He also DIDN'T forget that he can directly order Rald's brain.
The little brain just discovered its dao… The dao of love!
While Rald is looking at his new oven with love and the little brain is occupied with its brand new dao, a little voice is spitting a few words of a low voice:
-Shameless!
That voice comes from the little flying brain…
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Proposed keywords: runes/magazine/lights/advertisement/shameless dao/library/junk/burned cake/eyeball/saw/usual.
Too easy: lights, library, usual, eyeball, junk.
But eyeball and junk might both be funny.
Keep for the roll: runes/magazine/advertisement/shameless dao/junk/burned cake/eyeballs/saw.
Roll:
6+5+7+7+3+1: burned cake + junk + eyeballs + eyeballs + advertisement + runes.
I kept shameless dao because it's one of the best suggestions I ever had.
The keywords are: burned cake/junk/eyeballs/advertisement/runes/shameless dao.
------------------------------
-We need you for an important problem… We need to find an alchemy formula to transform the potatoes in chicken directly cooked!
[…]
He's Merlin.
He's the daughter of Gimmin Diot.
[…]
And tonight is going to be her night.
The night of the hunt…
[…]
-Ha ha ha!
Laughs are resonating in the inn.
-Guys, we need to celebrate my promotion! Everything's on me!
-Yaaaayyy!
[…]
A gurgling sound can be heard while blood spurt out of a throat in a beautiful arc… That ended… in a glass, in the hands of a handsome man.
[…]
Not only did that guy manage to hide his presence, but he also managed to use a fill a few hundred glasses, without letting a single drop of blood fall to the floor.
[…]
He is just… Drinking?
[…]
-This Emperor certainly has an incredible luck. No, everything about This Emperor is incredible.
[…]
She somehow has a feeling that she NEEDED to kill him, take his intact brain and donger…
After some time pondering she didn't find the source of it, but she felt that it came from her entire being.
[…]
It's already the morning, and he has a meeting.
With that fly that bothered him gone, it's time for him to go to work.
Alchemy is still Rald's passion, else, why would he spend three reincarnations worth of life doing the same thing?
[…]
-I succeeded!
Rald hears a delighted shout.
But he doesn't even bother to take a look.
[…]
Time to go to do some shopping!
[…]
He puts a little piece of brain on the side of his actual brain.
Rald has a new ability. He can fly!
[…]
Rald is seeing his life passing before his eyes…
[…]
Wait, he's not Rald?
Was he Rald?
Who's Rald?
He doesn't know.
[…]
[…]
As he sees his life passing throughs his brain, he suddenly remembers…
Loneliness…
That's loneliness.
He now knows fear and loneliness…
A big, empty emptiness…
[…]
God MUST have miscalculated something while creating him, his brush MUST have slipped, what was his utility, what was the worth of his life?
[…]
Why was I born?
What's my reason to exist?
[…]
He's not able to learn? He's not even able to put on clothes himself, not even pants?
Whatever!
He was going to learn… He was going to live! In his own way…
[…]
Shem!
[…]
There really is a new brain of the size of a soap bubble!
The only difference being that, obviously, it's not some foam but a real brain.
It's actually a brain!
He has a brain!
That discovery fills his head with a new feeling: joy!
------------------------------
Rald is focused.
Focused on not falling from the sky, and focused on what to buy.
He has a headache.
A big, huge headache.
The main problem with emotions is that it affects your way of handling problems.
The last time he had feelings…
It was in his last life.
As he had no feeling, he didn't even notice that he didn't have any feeling anymore… But now that he has some, he feels… like a new man… a brand new man.
Like a junk becoming a burned cake…
His emotional state is still trash, but at least he has what it takes to be considered human now!
Rald continues to fly, and doesn't notice that his eyeballs are rolling in exasperation, seemingly reacting to his previous thoughts.
That's a huge event, the real owner now possess a fourth emotion.
It's like a killing spree, it starts quickly, but the higher the count goes, the slower he gets emotions.
But strangely, he's sure that this spree won't break.
He FEELS like it.
[…]
Rald is doing shopping.
He's strongly hesitating between a high temperature Xtrem Runicoven and a low temperature Ztrem Alchepro…
They are both alchemic oven Xtrem and Ztrem are concurrent. One is specialized in low temperature ovens while the other is specialized in high temperature oven.
While both are doing runic oven, they are not considered to be similar brands because of the strong animosity between the frost and flame worlds, and their branches in the cultivator world, the Absolute Ice sect and the Absolute Flame sect.
How Rald knows about them is not a difficult question.
He simply saw them in an advertisement.
And about where he saw advertisement in this without-screen world, it's not difficult too, but surprising.
Even though he acts like an expert, Rald saw the advertisement just before entering the market! Even in his life as Merlin, he was using a simple cauldron with normal fire, he has never been good with hardware, and he prefers software.
His eyeballs are rolling on the right by themselves for a split moment, and a decision pops in his head.
Rald had a hard time choosing, but finally settle for an oven.
It's not the Xtrem one, nor the Ztrem one.
It's a simple cooking oven.
But something managed to make Rald take this oven.
The moment his sight fell onto it, he fell in love.
It's love at the first sight!
What Rald doesn't know, is that at the moment Rald saw the oven, nor only did a little brain of the size of a soap bubble made his eyes move, but also sent a mysterious signal to his brain…
What is shamelessness?
The brain absolutely DIDN'T want Rald to use a sh*tty oven in that split moment.
He also DIDN'T forget that he can directly order Rald's brain.
The little brain just discovered its dao… The dao of love!
While Rald is looking at his new oven with love and the little brain is occupied with its brand new dao, a little voice is spitting a few words of a low voice:
-Shameless!
That voice comes from the little flying brain…
Proposed keywords: runes/magazine/lights/advertisement/shameless dao/library/junk/burned cake/eyeball/saw/usual.Too easy: lights, library, usual, eyeball, junk.But eyeball and junk might both be funny.Keep for the roll: runes/magazine/advertisement/shameless dao/junk/burned cake/eyeballs/saw.Roll:6+5+7+7+3+1: burned cake + junk + eyeballs + eyeballs + advertisement + runes.I kept shameless dao because it's one of the best suggestions I ever had.The keywords are: burned cake/junk/eyeballs/advertisement/runes/shameless dao.-------------------------------We need you for an important problem We need to find an alchemy formula to transform the potatoes in chicken directly cooked!He's Merlin.He's the daughter of Gimmin Diot.And tonight is going to be her night.The night of the hunt-Ha ha ha!Laughs are resonating in the inn.-Guys, we need to celebrate my promotion! Everything's on me!-Yaaaayyy!A gurgling sound can be heard while blood spurt out of a throat in a beautiful arc That ended in a glass, in the hands of a handsome man.Not only did that guy manage to hide his presence, but he also managed to use a fill a few hundred glasses, without letting a single drop of blood fall to the floor.He is just Drinking?-This Emperor certainly has an incredible luck. No, everything about This Emperor is incredible.She somehow has a feeling that she NEEDED to kill him, take his intact brain and dongerAfter some time pondering she didn't find the source of it, but she felt that it came from her entire being.It's already the morning, and he has a meeting.With that fly that bothered him gone, it's time for him to go to work.Alchemy is still Rald's passion, else, why would he spend three reincarnations worth of life doing the same thing?-I succeeded!Rald hears a delighted shout.But he doesn't even bother to take a look.Time to go to do some shopping!He puts a little piece of brain on the side of his actual brain.Rald has a new ability. He can fly!Rald is seeing his life passing before his eyesWait, he's not Rald?Was he Rald?Who's Rald?He doesn't know.As he sees his life passing throughs his brain, he suddenly remembersLonelinessThat's loneliness.He now knows fear and lonelinessA big, empty emptinessGod MUST have miscalculated something while creating him, his brush MUST have slipped, what was his utility, what was the worth of his life?Why was I born?What's my reason to exist?He's not able to learn? He's not even able to put on clothes himself, not even pants?Whatever!He was going to learn He was going to live! In his own wayShem!There really is a new brain of the size of a soap bubble!The only difference being that, obviously, it's not some foam but a real brain.It's actually a brain!He has a brain!That discovery fills his head with a new feeling: joy!------------------------------Rald is focused.Focused on not falling from the sky, and focused on what to buy.He has a headache.A big, huge headache.The main problem with emotions is that it affects your way of handling problems.The last time he had feelingsIt was in his last life.As he had no feeling, he didn't even notice that he didn't have any feeling anymore But now that he has some, he feels like a new man a brand new man.Like a junk becoming a burned cakeHis emotional state is still trash, but at least he has what it takes to be considered human now!Rald continues to fly, and doesn't notice that his eyeballs are rolling in exasperation, seemingly reacting to his previous thoughts.That's a huge event, the real owner now possess a fourth emotion.It's like a killing spree, it starts quickly, but the higher the count goes, the slower he gets emotions.But strangely, he's sure that this spree won't break.He FEELS like it.Rald is doing shopping.He's strongly hesitating between a high temperature Xtrem Runicoven and a low temperature Ztrem AlcheproThey are both alchemic oven Xtrem and Ztrem are concurrent. One is specialized in low temperature ovens while the other is specialized in high temperature oven.While both are doing runic oven, they are not considered to be similar brands because of the strong animosity between the frost and flame worlds, and their branches in the cultivator world, the Absolute Ice sect and the Absolute Flame sect.How Rald knows about them is not a difficult question.He simply saw them in an advertisement.And about where he saw advertisement in this without-screen world, it's not difficult too, but surprising.Even though he acts like an expert, Rald saw the advertisement just before entering the market! Even in his life as Merlin, he was using a simple cauldron with normal fire, he has never been good with hardware, and he prefers software.His eyeballs are rolling on the right by themselves for a split moment, and a decision pops in his head.Rald had a hard time choosing, but finally settle for an oven.It's not the Xtrem one, nor the Ztrem one.It's a simple cooking oven.But something managed to make Rald take this oven.The moment his sight fell onto it, he fell in love.It's love at the first sight!What Rald doesn't know, is that at the moment Rald saw the oven, nor only did a little brain of the size of a soap bubble made his eyes move, but also sent a mysterious signal to his brainWhat is shamelessness?The brain absolutely DIDN'T want Rald to use a sh*tty oven in that split moment.He also DIDN'T forget that he can directly order Rald's brain.The little brain just discovered its dao The dao of love!While Rald is looking at his new oven with love and the little brain is occupied with its brand new dao, a little voice is spitting a few words of a low voice:-Shameless!That voice comes from the little flying brain
