Xiao Ran didn’t hesitate and immediately opened up the reward gift.
“Ding… Congratulations to the host for obtaining the General Commerce City Activation Card.”
What is this ‘General Commerce City Activation Card’?
Just as Xiao Ran wanted to activate it to have a better understanding, Clearlove sent a private message, “I still have practice. Let’s play again when we have time.”
“Sure.” Xiao Ran replied.
“If you wish, you can come to our EGD’s second team to practice. I reckon that Aaron will contact you later.”
Xiao Ran was rather surprised.
I have really been fancied by EDG.
But, second team…
“This… we will talk about it next time.” Xiao Ran laughed it off.
It was unknown why, when Clearlove saw Xiao Ran’s reply, he suddenly let out a relaxed breath while feeling reluctant at the same time.
Clearlove laughed and shook his head: He is truly a person that is I dislike but still wish to recruit him into the team.
“Alright. Let’s play again next time.”
After speaking, Clearlove exited from the room.
Immediate after, it was Flandre, Smlz, and five.
The opposing Korean team had also vanished from the rooms without a trace.
But Dopa added Xiao Ran as a friend and said, “You are a very good player. In China, apart from Clearlove, I finally found another LoL player that deserves my respect.”
Xiao Ran didn’t expect Dopa to add him as a friend and to say such words. It had instantly made Xiao Ran have a better impression of Dopa, he then replied politely, “You are a very good player too, better than regular professional players. I hope you can return to the professional league and I will have to change to contest with you professionally.”
“It is impossible for us to meet at professional games. But I really and sincerely hope you can demonstrate your extraordinary skill in the professional league.”
“Thank you.”
Xiao Ran knew that Dopa knew some Chinese but it was definitely not so good. He must be speaking orally while his agent was translating for me. Hence, Xiao Ran didn’t have the interest to have a long conversation.
Furthermore, there were plenty of viewers still calling out to him in the streaming room. He couldn’t possibly snub his bread and butter.
“Don’t look into God Kun’s eyes, otherwise you will feel like you are getting pregnant! I have already gotten trapped!”
“I am representing the Dongjiang Province, Duansha City, Machaoshan Community’s Fanclub. Will everyone please give way. After seeing God Kun reaching the no.1 position in China’s server, we are all very excited!”
“I am representing the City Square Dancing Club’s aunties. Will everyone please give way, they are currently tributing a dance with excitement!”
“Give way my ass. These people are just full of crap.”
“Seeing that so many big brothers and sisters are here, can I ask the seniors a few questions? How much do you people get paid for s*x? Where do you normally do it? Is university life good? Teachers always say that high school is tight and the university is loose, is it true? How many mass or**es do you people host after school? I am really looking forward to attending universities!!!”
“The price for virgins is different. Virgins are more expensive, but if she isn’t a virgin, it will be cheaper. It is normally done in classroom buildings. University life is awesome, the senior brothers and sisters are all very experienced. Teachers are incorrect, those that can attend universities from high schools are definitely loosened. Mass or**es aren’t normally hosted after school, you need to have contacts for that. Remember to call!!!”
“Can the ones above stop behaving so dirty. We are now having a mass celebration!!!”
“If one doesn’t watch God Kun’s streams, how different is one from a salted fish?”
“China’s server no.1 Challenger position is finally taken back. Let’s stand around God Kun! Will the fans please line up at the front.”
“Let’s talking around someday!”
“Let’s talk again the day after tomorrow!
“Let’s f**k after we talk!”
…
“My dear beloved students. Please be quiet and let me say something.”
Xiao Ran started to talk in the streaming room, “Today, I have finally achieved my objective and reached no.1 on China’s server. Hence, I shall not be streaming any more games and after having a chat with everyone, I shall go and rest. I still have a catch a flight tomorrow to Zhejiang to participate in the Voice of China. All of you can understand, right?”
“That’s right. I nearly forgot that our God Kun has qualified and will go on stage tomorrow.”
“I heard that the Voice of China is a live broadcast. God Kun, are you okay?”
“Don’t worry God Kun, I will surely standby in front of my TV to watch your exciting performance!”
“God Kun, I am a girl from nursing school. Just give me the word and I will immediately break up with my boyfriend.”
“God Kun, I am a girl from art school. Do you mind having another FWB?”
“God Kun, no offense, you are a little glans. Lift up your glans, ao ao ao~~~”
“You dirty glans~”
“God Kun, look at all the temptations assaulting you. I can’t help but advise you to take it easy. There is a saying, ‘Not all blossomed flowers have to be harvested if not there will not be any more in the future.’ In simpler terms, if a youth doesn’t know the value of one’s sperm, tears will replace it when you are old.”
(TL note: In short, don’t have too much s*x now if not you might not have enough sperms to make babies in the future)
“God Kun, I am an affectionate girl. Let me treat you to a hot and spicy soup. Gulp gulp, my below is so itchy!”
(TL note: Treating people to drink hot and spicy soup is actually an incident where a girl went to find her internet boyfriend after flying from another province. The boyfriend ended up treating her a bowl of $6 hot and spicy soup, but had s*x with her for 13 times at night)
“Looking from the situation of current streaming rooms, it seems like eliminating fools will be an eternal topic.”
…
Xiao Ran read and didn’t know why his streaming room had turned into a god damn filthy place.
Xiao Ran simply adapted to everyone’s taste and brought the viewers to conduct room inspections.
Xiao Ran was very influential right now. His popularity on Douyu was currently no.1 and had surpassed Foul Pig PDD.
Hence, when he entered another streaming room, it was considered room inspection.
Since his fans and viewers were so dirty, then he had to inspect on a girl’s room.
Xiao Ran opened up the room rankings and after taking a look at the popular hosts today, he pondered for a moment before entering a female streaming room.
Douyu’s Three Flirts’ Seventh Brother had considerable popularity with over a few hundred thousand viewers. But to the current Xiao Ran, this popularity…
(TL note: The nickname is Seventh Brother, but actually this girl’s name is Zhang Qige. And it sounds like Seventh Brother)
Was still a little far from him!
When Xiao Ran entered Seventh Brother’s streaming room, it had instantly exploded.
Because the system automatically issued a notification.
This method was also called a visit but was called room inspection for those popular streamers. When popular streamers visited streamers with lower popularity, it was also known as room inspection.
“God damn, God Kun is here.”
“God Kun is actually here.”
“Seventh Brother, Seventh Brother, God Kun is here.”
“Hahaha, China’s no.1 is here.”
“Seventh Brother, the Demon King God Kun is here to carry you to victory.”
“Seventh Brother, you better hug his thighs properly. God Kun will help you fly after a few matches, you must take this opportunity!”
“Hahaha, welcome my great God Kun.”
“Give a warm welcome for God Kun, we are honored for your presence.”
“Yesterday, my girlfriend asked me who is God Kun? I gave her two tight slaps and yelled at her: You don’t even know God Kun and dare to be in a relationship with me? Break up!”
“Break up? I already got a divorce.”
“I gave my child away.”
“The ones above, 666666.”
When Xiao Ran entered Seventh Brother’s streaming room, the popularity of the room rose sharply while messages were bombarded.
Zhang Qige immediately noticed Xiao Ran.
She was wearing very, very sexily and faced the camera to give Xiao Ran a charming smile.
“Isn’t this God Kun? I was just dreaming yesterday and dreamt that you will come for a room inspection at my place~~~”
Xiao Ran didn’t hesitate and immediately opened up the reward gift.
“Ding… Congratulations to the host for obtaining the General Commerce City Activation Card.”
What is this ‘General Commerce City Activation Card’?
Just as Xiao Ran wanted to activate it to have a better understanding, Clearlove sent a private message, “I still have practice. Let’s play again when we have time.”
“Sure.” Xiao Ran replied.
“If you wish, you can come to our EGD’s second team to practice. I reckon that Aaron will contact you later.”
Xiao Ran was rather surprised.
I have really been fancied by EDG.
But, second team…
“This… we will talk about it next time.” Xiao Ran laughed it off.
It was unknown why, when Clearlove saw Xiao Ran’s reply, he suddenly let out a relaxed breath while feeling reluctant at the same time.
Clearlove laughed and shook his head: He is truly a person that is I dislike but still wish to recruit him into the team.
“Alright. Let’s play again next time.”
After speaking, Clearlove exited from the room.
Immediate after, it was Flandre, Smlz, and five.
The opposing Korean team had also vanished from the rooms without a trace.
But Dopa added Xiao Ran as a friend and said, “You are a very good player. In China, apart from Clearlove, I finally found another LoL player that deserves my respect.”
Xiao Ran didn’t expect Dopa to add him as a friend and to say such words. It had instantly made Xiao Ran have a better impression of Dopa, he then replied politely, “You are a very good player too, better than regular professional players. I hope you can return to the professional league and I will have to change to contest with you professionally.”
“It is impossible for us to meet at professional games. But I really and sincerely hope you can demonstrate your extraordinary skill in the professional league.”
“Thank you.”
Xiao Ran knew that Dopa knew some Chinese but it was definitely not so good. He must be speaking orally while his agent was translating for me. Hence, Xiao Ran didn’t have the interest to have a long conversation.
Furthermore, there were plenty of viewers still calling out to him in the streaming room. He couldn’t possibly snub his bread and butter.
“Don’t look into God Kun’s eyes, otherwise you will feel like you are getting pregnant! I have already gotten trapped!”
“I am representing the Dongjiang Province, Duansha City, Machaoshan Community’s Fanclub. Will everyone please give way. After seeing God Kun reaching the no.1 position in China’s server, we are all very excited!”
“I am representing the City Square Dancing Club’s aunties. Will everyone please give way, they are currently tributing a dance with excitement!”
“Give way my ass. These people are just full of crap.”
“Seeing that so many big brothers and sisters are here, can I ask the seniors a few questions? How much do you people get paid for s*x? Where do you normally do it? Is university life good? Teachers always say that high school is tight and the university is loose, is it true? How many mass or**es do you people host after school? I am really looking forward to attending universities!!!”
“The price for virgins is different. Virgins are more expensive, but if she isn’t a virgin, it will be cheaper. It is normally done in classroom buildings. University life is awesome, the senior brothers and sisters are all very experienced. Teachers are incorrect, those that can attend universities from high schools are definitely loosened. Mass or**es aren’t normally hosted after school, you need to have contacts for that. Remember to call!!!”
“Can the ones above stop behaving so dirty. We are now having a mass celebration!!!”
“If one doesn’t watch God Kun’s streams, how different is one from a salted fish?”
“China’s server no.1 Challenger position is finally taken back. Let’s stand around God Kun! Will the fans please line up at the front.”
“Let’s talking around someday!”
“Let’s talk again the day after tomorrow!
“Let’s f**k after we talk!”
…
“My dear beloved students. Please be quiet and let me say something.”
Xiao Ran started to talk in the streaming room, “Today, I have finally achieved my objective and reached no.1 on China’s server. Hence, I shall not be streaming any more games and after having a chat with everyone, I shall go and rest. I still have a catch a flight tomorrow to Zhejiang to participate in the Voice of China. All of you can understand, right?”
“That’s right. I nearly forgot that our God Kun has qualified and will go on stage tomorrow.”
“I heard that the Voice of China is a live broadcast. God Kun, are you okay?”
“Don’t worry God Kun, I will surely standby in front of my TV to watch your exciting performance!”
“God Kun, I am a girl from nursing school. Just give me the word and I will immediately break up with my boyfriend.”
“God Kun, I am a girl from art school. Do you mind having another FWB?”
“God Kun, no offense, you are a little glans. Lift up your glans, ao ao ao~~~”
“You dirty glans~”
“God Kun, look at all the temptations assaulting you. I can’t help but advise you to take it easy. There is a saying, ‘Not all blossomed flowers have to be harvested if not there will not be any more in the future.’ In simpler terms, if a youth doesn’t know the value of one’s sperm, tears will replace it when you are old.”
(TL note: In short, don’t have too much s*x now if not you might not have enough sperms to make babies in the future)
“God Kun, I am an affectionate girl. Let me treat you to a hot and spicy soup. Gulp gulp, my below is so itchy!”
(TL note: Treating people to drink hot and spicy soup is actually an incident where a girl went to find her internet boyfriend after flying from another province. The boyfriend ended up treating her a bowl of $6 hot and spicy soup, but had s*x with her for 13 times at night)
“Looking from the situation of current streaming rooms, it seems like eliminating fools will be an eternal topic.”
…
Xiao Ran read and didn’t know why his streaming room had turned into a god damn filthy place.
Xiao Ran simply adapted to everyone’s taste and brought the viewers to conduct room inspections.
Xiao Ran was very influential right now. His popularity on Douyu was currently no.1 and had surpassed Foul Pig PDD.
Hence, when he entered another streaming room, it was considered room inspection.
Since his fans and viewers were so dirty, then he had to inspect on a girl’s room.
Xiao Ran opened up the room rankings and after taking a look at the popular hosts today, he pondered for a moment before entering a female streaming room.
Douyu’s Three Flirts’ Seventh Brother had considerable popularity with over a few hundred thousand viewers. But to the current Xiao Ran, this popularity…
(TL note: The nickname is Seventh Brother, but actually this girl’s name is Zhang Qige. And it sounds like Seventh Brother)
Was still a little far from him!
When Xiao Ran entered Seventh Brother’s streaming room, it had instantly exploded.
Because the system automatically issued a notification.
This method was also called a visit but was called room inspection for those popular streamers. When popular streamers visited streamers with lower popularity, it was also known as room inspection.
“God damn, God Kun is here.”
“God Kun is actually here.”
“Seventh Brother, Seventh Brother, God Kun is here.”
“Hahaha, China’s no.1 is here.”
“Seventh Brother, the Demon King God Kun is here to carry you to victory.”
“Seventh Brother, you better hug his thighs properly. God Kun will help you fly after a few matches, you must take this opportunity!”
“Hahaha, welcome my great God Kun.”
“Give a warm welcome for God Kun, we are honored for your presence.”
“Yesterday, my girlfriend asked me who is God Kun? I gave her two tight slaps and yelled at her: You don’t even know God Kun and dare to be in a relationship with me? Break up!”
“Break up? I already got a divorce.”
“I gave my child away.”
“The ones above, 666666.”
When Xiao Ran entered Seventh Brother’s streaming room, the popularity of the room rose sharply while messages were bombarded.
Zhang Qige immediately noticed Xiao Ran.
She was wearing very, very sexily and faced the camera to give Xiao Ran a charming smile.
“Isn’t this God Kun? I was just dreaming yesterday and dreamt that you will come for a room inspection at my place~~~”
