In this rehearsal, there were people that were very happy. Like Xiao Ran and Jay Chou.
There were people that were very shocked, people like Baoboa, Cheng Sijia, Zeng Minjie, Wu Jiang, and others.
The rest of the people were jealous and gloomy, they were represented by people like Yu Fan and the wealthy second generation, Xiang Yang.
On the return trip, Jay Chou had mentioned to Xiao Ran that Xiang Yang had a deep family background and asked Xiao Ran to be careful, otherwise, he might suffer and might be suppressed in the entertainment industry.
Xiao Ran verbally agreed but didn’t approve in his heart.
He had never thought of mixing in the entertainment industry and even if Xiang Yang spent money to defame him, it was useless.
On the next day, it was time for Team Jay to decide the top five contestants. Xiao Ran arrived at the Zhejiang TV Station rather early and was waiting backstage.
As Xiao Ran was extremely bored, he used his mobile phone to open up his streaming room.
But he didn’t think that as soon as he entered the streaming room, there were innumerable messages that flooded the screen.
“How’s that, how’s that? I didn’t guess wrongly right? God Kun is just a cheap person and he will surely enter the streaming room today to seek support!”
“God Kun, I have been tributing rockets for you everyday and buying yogurt for you too. Even the spicy sticks you are eating have been sponsored by me. How can you not say a single thing and vanish for so many days. What do you treat me as?”
“With more fans, it will definitely be busier. But liquor is a poison that pierces the intestines and sex is a bone scraping blade. God Kun, you need to take it easy.”
“Sign, look at what the person above is saying. I still can barely remember the second year of my middle school days. One summer day, I was sweaty after playing basketball. When I returned home to shower, I rubbed my tintin, oh my god!!! It was rather comfortable, hence, I rubbed it a little more. Since then, I have been on the path of no return!”
(TL note: Tintin also means penis)
“The brother above has truly matured very late. During my fourth year in elementary school, I have already realized the secrets within and have been consigned to eternal damnation since then.”
“The poor farm children don’t have money for men’s healthcare. Forget it, let’s not talk about it. For my last $5, I decided to buy essential balm. There are rumors in the martial world saying it is extremely satisfying if rubbed on the scrotum.”
“A few days back, I added a girl on WeChat. Her WeChat moments are always pictures that revealed her breasts and thighs. Hence, I sent a message to criticize and educate her: As a girl, you need to learn to be reserved and have inner qualities. Don’t always reveal her breasts and thighs on WeChat. The girl replied: If you don’t wish to see, then leave. Am I forcing you to see?”
“See.”
“See +1.”
“See +2.”
“God Kun, if you are willing to peel off the layers of my heart, you will realize that I am cute, very cute. I can’t be cuter anymore, why am I so cute? I am a boy and I have great grades. I have an especially big pe**s!”
…
In no time at all, the flood of messages appeared on the streaming room’s screen.
Xiao Ran was speechless. This group of viewers and fans were still so filthy!
I am now a person with status. Xiao Ran coughed before speaking seriously, “My dear viewers, how are you. I am your host, God Kun, but everyone can call me by my name, Xiao Ran too. Today, I…”
Before Xiao Ran finished, there was another barrage of messages.
“Wth, God Kun, when did you become so decent? Stop pretending, we are still good friends.”
“Aiya wtf, can you don’t be like this, God Kun? I am having goosebumps now. If you continue acting like this, I will withdraw my subscription and I will never return!”
“We are all wolves, why pretend to be lambs? Even if you are pretending to be the lamb, you can only be the lamb’s tail!!”
“God Kun, acting this time is very bad. I can only give you 0 points!”
…
Xiao Ran was blushing with shame. His viewers weren’t going to give him any face!
“Crap, I wanted to act a little reserved. Forget it, when I am with you ferocious beasts, there is no need to be reserved!”
After hearing Xiao Ran’s words, the viewers in the streaming room stopped their criticism and laughed heartily before starting their idle talk with Xiao Ran.
Xiao Ran had given a plot leak to the viewers in the streaming room before telling them what song he was going to sing tonight, saying it was still going to be his original song.
Afterwards, he told them that he was officially joining the J Team and would be on the starting roster. As for his position, he had put on a suspense.
Immediately after, the viewers started to launch their questions.
But be it the questions about tonight’s <Sing! China> or the champions and positions he was going to play next week, Xiao Ran would only smile without responding.
For a moment, Xiao Ran turned into the viewer and was laughing at the heated discussions between the streaming room’s viewers while enjoying the surge of worship points.
Suddenly, there was a message that attracted Xiao Ran’s attention.
“God Kun, this year’s <Sing! China> there is a beauty called Liu Xuejing, have you teased her yet?”
Immediately after, the streaming room exploded.
“Ah? Liu Xuejing?” Xiao Ran refreshed his memory and suddenly recalled something.
That’s right, Liu Xuejing is indeed a beauty!
Hehe, and very cute too. It should be fine to tease her little…
But in front of all his viewers and fans, he still had to pretend a little.
“Teasing a girl at the backstage of Zhejiang TV Station? I am from Team Jay and you want me to tease the beauty from Team Wang Feng? Isn’t… it a little inappropriate. Furthermore, I don’t really know how to tease girls.”
“God Kun, don’t worry. It is just teasing girls, I have all the experience. I have been teasing girls since I was 12 years old and my battle count is at 1000 battles. Air stewardess, ethics teacher, nurse, business owners, environment workers, foreigners… I have teased all of them!”
“God Kun, the streaming room has plenty of veterans. Kekekeke, I am also one of them and I have over tens years of experience. Last month, I managed to court a car model on WeChat, sigh… it took me three days. Kekekeke, there weren’t a lot of things to do. I only spent $12 paying for her hot and spicy soup, she was the one that paid for the room. Don’t ask me how I did it, I have my own methods.”
“I can see a bunch of virgins impersonating veterans. Stop bluffing, those that are bluffing will need to swallow 1000 dicks!”
“I am Pan Jinlian, 30 years old. I am voluptuous and seductive. I married a Hong Kong tycoon and because my husband doesn’t have any reproductive ability, I have returned to China to look for a strong man to fulfill my dream to become a mother. If you are interested, we can make an appointment via phone call. The deal is to put down a deposit of $500,000 and if I am really pregnant, I will give an additional $1 million. Serious inquiries only.”
“Why is there an advertisement again!? WTF!”
“Sigh, I used to be very pure in the past. When I was in junior high school, I fell in love with a girl. She would always be playing her mobile phone during class and when the teacher walked close to her, she would clamp the phone in between her thighs. Until one day, her phone dropped on the floor, I didn’t like her anymore.”
“To all the veterans in the streaming room, I have a question. I am an express delivery man and I liked a goddess in the past. The goddess didn’t choose me and found a handsome, tall, and wealthy man. She broke up with him a month ago and she came looking for me. She took the initiative to seduce me. Fellow veterans, what do you think this means? Should I accept her? She is a goddess after all.”
“Brother, this question is rather difficult. But I have a suggestion for you. Drag on for half a year and if her tummy didn’t grow bigger, you can accept her.”
“Hahahahaha~ What a divine response from the one above!”
“This express delivery brother is truly a benevolent lover.”
“What a magnanimous person, I am so dead.”
“Brother, you don’t have to ask the veterans in the streaming room. If you are so magnanimous, and love to accept used goods, you can go to the abortion places to hang around. There are all sorts of used goods to take over.”
(TL note: Please do not be offended ladies)
“Will the ones above please stop being such crooks. All those who support God Kun to tease Liu Xuejing, bring out your 1s!”
“111111111! God Kun go! Don’t hesitate.”
“11111!”
“11111!”
“Enough talk. If God Kun dares to tease Liu Xuejing, it doesn’t matter if he succeeds or not, I will immediately send gifts that are worth $50,000.”
“11111!”
“11111!”
“1111, support God Kun! Tease the beauty at the backstage of Zhejiang TV Station!”
“111, God Kun, if you succeed, I will immediately send gifts and send you to the no.1 spot for total Douyu presents.”
“111, if you succeed, I will immediately send gifts and send you to the no.1 spot for total Douyu presents +1.”
“111, if you succeed, I will immediately send gifts and send you to the no.1 spot for total Douyu presents +2.”
““111, if you fulfill the Esports dream of China’s descendants, I will repay you to become the no.1 Douyu streamer +10086.”
“1111, God Kun is formidable, God Kun is tyrannical, God Kun doesn’t fart when passing motion.”
“11111, God Kun, it is time to exhibit that you are an iron-blooded man.”
“1111, damn it, I am turning hard just by thinking. Liu Xuejing… I am watching this show just because of her. She is a true goddess.”
“1111, God Kun gogogo, we support you!!!”
…
Xiao Ran could see that the barrage of messages were incredible, just like how his worship points were increasing insanely.
Furthermore, Liu Xuejing was indeed pretty and cute, and especially cute.
In any case, I am idling and feeling rather bored…
Why don’t I just go and tease her?
Xiao Ran was a decisive man and since he had this thought, he was definitely going to make a move.
“Ladies and gentlemen. When the wind is blowing, the water will get cold easily. Once the warrior goes, he shall not return. I shall do you for all of you and sacrifice myself to tease the beauty.”
Finishing his statement, Xiao Ran stood up and walked out of the lounge. After searching through the aisle, he headed towards Team Wang Feng’s resting lounge with quick feet…
In this rehearsal, there were people that were very happy. Like Xiao Ran and Jay Chou.
There were people that were very shocked, people like Baoboa, Cheng Sijia, Zeng Minjie, Wu Jiang, and others.
The rest of the people were jealous and gloomy, they were represented by people like Yu Fan and the wealthy second generation, Xiang Yang.
On the return trip, Jay Chou had mentioned to Xiao Ran that Xiang Yang had a deep family background and asked Xiao Ran to be careful, otherwise, he might suffer and might be suppressed in the entertainment industry.
Xiao Ran verbally agreed but didn’t approve in his heart.
He had never thought of mixing in the entertainment industry and even if Xiang Yang spent money to defame him, it was useless.
On the next day, it was time for Team Jay to decide the top five contestants. Xiao Ran arrived at the Zhejiang TV Station rather early and was waiting backstage.
As Xiao Ran was extremely bored, he used his mobile phone to open up his streaming room.
But he didn’t think that as soon as he entered the streaming room, there were innumerable messages that flooded the screen.
“How’s that, how’s that? I didn’t guess wrongly right? God Kun is just a cheap person and he will surely enter the streaming room today to seek support!”
“God Kun, I have been tributing rockets for you everyday and buying yogurt for you too. Even the spicy sticks you are eating have been sponsored by me. How can you not say a single thing and vanish for so many days. What do you treat me as?”
“With more fans, it will definitely be busier. But liquor is a poison that pierces the intestines and sex is a bone scraping blade. God Kun, you need to take it easy.”
“Sign, look at what the person above is saying. I still can barely remember the second year of my middle school days. One summer day, I was sweaty after playing basketball. When I returned home to shower, I rubbed my tintin, oh my god!!! It was rather comfortable, hence, I rubbed it a little more. Since then, I have been on the path of no return!”
(TL note: Tintin also means penis)
“The brother above has truly matured very late. During my fourth year in elementary school, I have already realized the secrets within and have been consigned to eternal damnation since then.”
“The poor farm children don’t have money for men’s healthcare. Forget it, let’s not talk about it. For my last $5, I decided to buy essential balm. There are rumors in the martial world saying it is extremely satisfying if rubbed on the scrotum.”
“A few days back, I added a girl on WeChat. Her WeChat moments are always pictures that revealed her breasts and thighs. Hence, I sent a message to criticize and educate her: As a girl, you need to learn to be reserved and have inner qualities. Don’t always reveal her breasts and thighs on WeChat. The girl replied: If you don’t wish to see, then leave. Am I forcing you to see?”
“See.”
“See +1.”
“See +2.”
“God Kun, if you are willing to peel off the layers of my heart, you will realize that I am cute, very cute. I can’t be cuter anymore, why am I so cute? I am a boy and I have great grades. I have an especially big pe**s!”
…
In no time at all, the flood of messages appeared on the streaming room’s screen.
Xiao Ran was speechless. This group of viewers and fans were still so filthy!
I am now a person with status. Xiao Ran coughed before speaking seriously, “My dear viewers, how are you. I am your host, God Kun, but everyone can call me by my name, Xiao Ran too. Today, I…”
Before Xiao Ran finished, there was another barrage of messages.
“Wth, God Kun, when did you become so decent? Stop pretending, we are still good friends.”
“Aiya wtf, can you don’t be like this, God Kun? I am having goosebumps now. If you continue acting like this, I will withdraw my subscription and I will never return!”
“We are all wolves, why pretend to be lambs? Even if you are pretending to be the lamb, you can only be the lamb’s tail!!”
“God Kun, acting this time is very bad. I can only give you 0 points!”
…
Xiao Ran was blushing with shame. His viewers weren’t going to give him any face!
“Crap, I wanted to act a little reserved. Forget it, when I am with you ferocious beasts, there is no need to be reserved!”
After hearing Xiao Ran’s words, the viewers in the streaming room stopped their criticism and laughed heartily before starting their idle talk with Xiao Ran.
Xiao Ran had given a plot leak to the viewers in the streaming room before telling them what song he was going to sing tonight, saying it was still going to be his original song.
Afterwards, he told them that he was officially joining the J Team and would be on the starting roster. As for his position, he had put on a suspense.
Immediately after, the viewers started to launch their questions.
But be it the questions about tonight’s <Sing! China> or the champions and positions he was going to play next week, Xiao Ran would only smile without responding.
For a moment, Xiao Ran turned into the viewer and was laughing at the heated discussions between the streaming room’s viewers while enjoying the surge of worship points.
Suddenly, there was a message that attracted Xiao Ran’s attention.
“God Kun, this year’s <Sing! China> there is a beauty called Liu Xuejing, have you teased her yet?”
Immediately after, the streaming room exploded.
“Ah? Liu Xuejing?” Xiao Ran refreshed his memory and suddenly recalled something.
That’s right, Liu Xuejing is indeed a beauty!
Hehe, and very cute too. It should be fine to tease her little…
But in front of all his viewers and fans, he still had to pretend a little.
“Teasing a girl at the backstage of Zhejiang TV Station? I am from Team Jay and you want me to tease the beauty from Team Wang Feng? Isn’t… it a little inappropriate. Furthermore, I don’t really know how to tease girls.”
“God Kun, don’t worry. It is just teasing girls, I have all the experience. I have been teasing girls since I was 12 years old and my battle count is at 1000 battles. Air stewardess, ethics teacher, nurse, business owners, environment workers, foreigners… I have teased all of them!”
“God Kun, the streaming room has plenty of veterans. Kekekeke, I am also one of them and I have over tens years of experience. Last month, I managed to court a car model on WeChat, sigh… it took me three days. Kekekeke, there weren’t a lot of things to do. I only spent $12 paying for her hot and spicy soup, she was the one that paid for the room. Don’t ask me how I did it, I have my own methods.”
“I can see a bunch of virgins impersonating veterans. Stop bluffing, those that are bluffing will need to swallow 1000 dicks!”
“I am Pan Jinlian, 30 years old. I am voluptuous and seductive. I married a Hong Kong tycoon and because my husband doesn’t have any reproductive ability, I have returned to China to look for a strong man to fulfill my dream to become a mother. If you are interested, we can make an appointment via phone call. The deal is to put down a deposit of $500,000 and if I am really pregnant, I will give an additional $1 million. Serious inquiries only.”
“Why is there an advertisement again!? WTF!”
“Sigh, I used to be very pure in the past. When I was in junior high school, I fell in love with a girl. She would always be playing her mobile phone during class and when the teacher walked close to her, she would clamp the phone in between her thighs. Until one day, her phone dropped on the floor, I didn’t like her anymore.”
“To all the veterans in the streaming room, I have a question. I am an express delivery man and I liked a goddess in the past. The goddess didn’t choose me and found a handsome, tall, and wealthy man. She broke up with him a month ago and she came looking for me. She took the initiative to seduce me. Fellow veterans, what do you think this means? Should I accept her? She is a goddess after all.”
“Brother, this question is rather difficult. But I have a suggestion for you. Drag on for half a year and if her tummy didn’t grow bigger, you can accept her.”
“Hahahahaha~ What a divine response from the one above!”
“This express delivery brother is truly a benevolent lover.”
“What a magnanimous person, I am so dead.”
“Brother, you don’t have to ask the veterans in the streaming room. If you are so magnanimous, and love to accept used goods, you can go to the abortion places to hang around. There are all sorts of used goods to take over.”
(TL note: Please do not be offended ladies)
“Will the ones above please stop being such crooks. All those who support God Kun to tease Liu Xuejing, bring out your 1s!”
“111111111! God Kun go! Don’t hesitate.”
“11111!”
“11111!”
“Enough talk. If God Kun dares to tease Liu Xuejing, it doesn’t matter if he succeeds or not, I will immediately send gifts that are worth $50,000.”
“11111!”
“11111!”
“1111, support God Kun! Tease the beauty at the backstage of Zhejiang TV Station!”
“111, God Kun, if you succeed, I will immediately send gifts and send you to the no.1 spot for total Douyu presents.”
“111, if you succeed, I will immediately send gifts and send you to the no.1 spot for total Douyu presents +1.”
“111, if you succeed, I will immediately send gifts and send you to the no.1 spot for total Douyu presents +2.”
““111, if you fulfill the Esports dream of China’s descendants, I will repay you to become the no.1 Douyu streamer +10086.”
“1111, God Kun is formidable, God Kun is tyrannical, God Kun doesn’t fart when passing motion.”
“11111, God Kun, it is time to exhibit that you are an iron-blooded man.”
“1111, damn it, I am turning hard just by thinking. Liu Xuejing… I am watching this show just because of her. She is a true goddess.”
“1111, God Kun gogogo, we support you!!!”
…
Xiao Ran could see that the barrage of messages were incredible, just like how his worship points were increasing insanely.
Furthermore, Liu Xuejing was indeed pretty and cute, and especially cute.
In any case, I am idling and feeling rather bored…
Why don’t I just go and tease her?
Xiao Ran was a decisive man and since he had this thought, he was definitely going to make a move.
“Ladies and gentlemen. When the wind is blowing, the water will get cold easily. Once the warrior goes, he shall not return. I shall do you for all of you and sacrifice myself to tease the beauty.”
Finishing his statement, Xiao Ran stood up and walked out of the lounge. After searching through the aisle, he headed towards Team Wang Feng’s resting lounge with quick feet…
