Chapter 1
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"Ehhh, what's with my body... why's it so sexy??? I could've sworn I used to be fat..."
'DING! Replying to creator, your soul has transmigrated into a different body. Previous body has been scrapped in space-time warp.'
"Oh, so that's it. Wait- EEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?"
*whispers in wonder* "Legendary system-kun, is that you....?"
System - '.....DING! Yes, creator, system is itself.'
I could no longer hold it in.
"Kukukuku..haha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahaha I'm going to be OVERPOWERED!!!"
'DING! Caution! Creator is suggested to cease the overpowered cackling before she is discovered by nearby enemies!'
"OOOOHHH, my system is sassy! Sassy sassy system! BWAHAHAHAHA! Verrrrry nice! Ahh, I just wanna fangirl at this kami-sent gold nugget forever, but golden sassnugget has a valid point."
'DING! Creator is mistaken. System, currently dubbed [Sassnugget], is not sent by kami. Sassnugget was created by lifeform commonly known in past life as [Xin Yue]-'
"Call me Queen Luna!"
Sassnugget - '.....As [Queen Luna] commands.'
"Hehe."
I thought for a moment, in all seriousness. Yep, I pretty much figured it out already via connect-the-clues. That A.I. that I built, has mutated into a system that is apparently binded to my very existence. When I tried to supply it with power, it was too powerful, so it siphoned the electricity from the entire planet earth for a full 3 seconds.
The body of the android wasn't strong enough to contain all that energy, so I was killed by the aftershock of the power overload on the A.I.'s shell. Afterwards, Sassnugget was born and fused with my soul, which was then thrown through a space-time rift... or maybe a wormhole. My soul could only survive that with the help of kami or with the protection of Sassnugget. Wait, wouldn't that mean...
'DING! My queen is correct in her theories. Sassnugget is currently low on power. Calculating estimated power loss...'
'DING! Estimated power loss at 79% and counting... 80%.... 81%....'
"Wait, wait! I have an idea! Can you use chakra to restore your power levels?"
'DING! ...No, my queen. [Chakra] is far too primitive. Electricity is similarly primitive, so Sassnugget had to drain every bit of electricity on earth for a short time. However, chakra is not as abundant in this planet's atmosphere as electricity was on earth.'
'DING! Calculating approximate time to system shutdown. 4 minutes, 28 seconds remaining. Commencing countdown... 4:27.. 4:26.. 4:25....'
'DING! May Sassnugget make a suggestion to my queen?'
Eh? Suggestion... *inhales* WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER???
'DING! My queen didn't ask.'
Xin Yue - "....."
I sighed. "Okay then, what's the suggestion?"
'DING! Sassnugget suggests that my queen absorb a higher form of energy, preferably the highest form, otherwise known as Primordial Chaos Essence (PCE).'
'DING! 3 minutes, 0 seconds to shutdown. My queen is advised to open [Starter Pack x1].'
There's even a starter pack? Meh, guess I should've expected it. During my time as an otaku, I read enough novels about systems that I should at least understand that much.
"Open starter pack!"
'DING!' Opening... Congratulations, my queen! Queen has received Primordial Chaos Body x1 and Primordial Chaos Cultivation Manual x1. Would my queen like to integrate Primordial Chaos into body and manual into consciousness?'
"Heck yeah!"
'DING! Integrating... integration at 1%.. 2%.. 4%...'
Suddenly, my blood began to boil so much that it seemed to evaporate. It felt like trillions of tiny explosions within each of my many many cells.
"Urgh..! AAHHHH!!!"
I screamed due to the extreme pain, but I could barely even struggle to stay conscious. I felt weaker and weaker by the second. AAHHH IT F*CKING HURTTTTSSSSS!!! But I don't even have the strength to move my eyelids anymore, ahh it's like I'm being microwaved alive.
All my cells disappeared one by one, and with each cell gone, a speck of pure Primordial Chaos essence would replace it. The most raw and powerful energy in existence, was in a continuous cycle of destruction and creation within my body.
And it was d*mn painful.
Finally, after a whole extra minute of this torture, I heard the sweet sound of Sassnugget announcing the end of it.
'DING! Integration success! Imprinting Primordial Chaos Manual into consciousness... 1%.. 2%.. 4%...'
This time all I got was a minor headache. What a lack of excitement. Eh? No, I'm not a masochist.
'DING! 0 minutes, 45 seconds to shutdown. My queen is suggested to immediately begin supplying PCE to Sassnugget when manual has been fully imprinted.'
Time's running low. I need you System-kun! Don't leave me!
'DING! Imprint successful! 10 seconds to shutdown.'
Ahhh, what a huge pressure. Fine, fine. I sat in lotus position and began following the manual. With the P. Chaos body, it was like second nature to me. In just a few seconds, I absorbed 10% of the surrounding PCE, and supplied it to Sassnugget.
'DING! Shutdown in 4.. 3.. 2.. 1– system energy levels restored to full power. Congratulations, my queen, for completing a hidden mission: [Save Sassnugget from shutdown]. Mission reward: free lottery draw x1, +1000 EXP, +5000 Primordial Chaos Points(PCP), and a sincere [thank you] from Sassnugget itself.'
'DING! Congratulations, my queen! You are now level 2!'
Whoa whoa, what's with all these sudden notifications?? I haven't even seen my stats yet!
"You are very welcome Sassnugget, so moving along... can you show me my status?"
'DING! Of course, my queen.'
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***STATUS***
•Name: Xin Yue / Female / Age 7
•Level: 2
•Constitution: Primordial Chaos Body
——
•HP: 21/270
•PCP: 5000
——
•EXP: 0/2000
——
•STR: 25
•VIT: 2300
•DEX: 20
•AGI: 26
•INT: 3799
——
•Bloodlines: none (Uzumaki - purged by Primordial Chaos Body)
•Summons: none
•Inventory: Free lottery draw (x1)
•Skills: none
•Special Abilities: none
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.....So weak! I need to train. I wonder if Konohagakure is very far from here? That would be the perfect place to train, I think. Ah, but I'm already lost, so how am I supposed to find the legendary Hidden Leaf Village? Keyword HIDDEN.
Yep, I have made a decision. I will sit here until the next shinobi passes by, then I will ask for directions. Mmhm!
Half a day later...
"....Shouldn't I have seen someone by now? What a weak MC plot armor..."
'DING! Sassnugget has finished scanning this planet. Map function now available.'
"Oooh, goodie! This oughta be useful! I'll never get lost again!" *grins grins*
I immediately opened the map function and searched for keyword 'Konoha' in the search bar. I waited in anticipation.
Not even two seconds later, a white dot(which is me, my current location) pops up next to a location tag with the word 'Konoha' on it.
'DING! Konohagakure located 2 miles to the east. Safe travels, my queen!'
".....F*CK!!!"
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"Ehhh, what's with my body... why's it so sexy??? I could've sworn I used to be fat..."
'DING! Replying to creator, your soul has transmigrated into a different body. Previous body has been scrapped in space-time warp.'
"Oh, so that's it. Wait- EEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?"
*whispers in wonder* "Legendary system-kun, is that you....?"
System - '.....DING! Yes, creator, system is itself.'
I could no longer hold it in.
"Kukukuku..haha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahaha I'm going to be OVERPOWERED!!!"
'DING! Caution! Creator is suggested to cease the overpowered cackling before she is discovered by nearby enemies!'
"OOOOHHH, my system is sassy! Sassy sassy system! BWAHAHAHAHA! Verrrrry nice! Ahh, I just wanna fangirl at this kami-sent gold nugget forever, but golden sassnugget has a valid point."
'DING! Creator is mistaken. System, currently dubbed [Sassnugget], is not sent by kami. Sassnugget was created by lifeform commonly known in past life as [Xin Yue]-'
"Call me Queen Luna!"
Sassnugget - '.....As [Queen Luna] commands.'
"Hehe."
I thought for a moment, in all seriousness. Yep, I pretty much figured it out already via connect-the-clues. That A.I. that I built, has mutated into a system that is apparently binded to my very existence. When I tried to supply it with power, it was too powerful, so it siphoned the electricity from the entire planet earth for a full 3 seconds.
The body of the android wasn't strong enough to contain all that energy, so I was killed by the aftershock of the power overload on the A.I.'s shell. Afterwards, Sassnugget was born and fused with my soul, which was then thrown through a space-time rift... or maybe a wormhole. My soul could only survive that with the help of kami or with the protection of Sassnugget. Wait, wouldn't that mean...
'DING! My queen is correct in her theories. Sassnugget is currently low on power. Calculating estimated power loss...'
'DING! Estimated power loss at 79% and counting... 80%.... 81%....'
"Wait, wait! I have an idea! Can you use chakra to restore your power levels?"
'DING! ...No, my queen. [Chakra] is far too primitive. Electricity is similarly primitive, so Sassnugget had to drain every bit of electricity on earth for a short time. However, chakra is not as abundant in this planet's atmosphere as electricity was on earth.'
'DING! Calculating approximate time to system shutdown. 4 minutes, 28 seconds remaining. Commencing countdown... 4:27.. 4:26.. 4:25....'
'DING! May Sassnugget make a suggestion to my queen?'
Eh? Suggestion... *inhales* WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER???
'DING! My queen didn't ask.'
Xin Yue - "....."
I sighed. "Okay then, what's the suggestion?"
'DING! Sassnugget suggests that my queen absorb a higher form of energy, preferably the highest form, otherwise known as Primordial Chaos Essence (PCE).'
'DING! 3 minutes, 0 seconds to shutdown. My queen is advised to open [Starter Pack x1].'
There's even a starter pack? Meh, guess I should've expected it. During my time as an otaku, I read enough novels about systems that I should at least understand that much.
"Open starter pack!"
'DING!' Opening... Congratulations, my queen! Queen has received Primordial Chaos Body x1 and Primordial Chaos Cultivation Manual x1. Would my queen like to integrate Primordial Chaos into body and manual into consciousness?'
"Heck yeah!"
'DING! Integrating... integration at 1%.. 2%.. 4%...'
Suddenly, my blood began to boil so much that it seemed to evaporate. It felt like trillions of tiny explosions within each of my many many cells.
"Urgh..! AAHHHH!!!"
I screamed due to the extreme pain, but I could barely even struggle to stay conscious. I felt weaker and weaker by the second. AAHHH IT F*CKING HURTTTTSSSSS!!! But I don't even have the strength to move my eyelids anymore, ahh it's like I'm being microwaved alive.
All my cells disappeared one by one, and with each cell gone, a speck of pure Primordial Chaos essence would replace it. The most raw and powerful energy in existence, was in a continuous cycle of destruction and creation within my body.
And it was d*mn painful.
Finally, after a whole extra minute of this torture, I heard the sweet sound of Sassnugget announcing the end of it.
'DING! Integration success! Imprinting Primordial Chaos Manual into consciousness... 1%.. 2%.. 4%...'
This time all I got was a minor headache. What a lack of excitement. Eh? No, I'm not a masochist.
'DING! 0 minutes, 45 seconds to shutdown. My queen is suggested to immediately begin supplying PCE to Sassnugget when manual has been fully imprinted.'
Time's running low. I need you System-kun! Don't leave me!
'DING! Imprint successful! 10 seconds to shutdown.'
Ahhh, what a huge pressure. Fine, fine. I sat in lotus position and began following the manual. With the P. Chaos body, it was like second nature to me. In just a few seconds, I absorbed 10% of the surrounding PCE, and supplied it to Sassnugget.
'DING! Shutdown in 4.. 3.. 2.. 1– system energy levels restored to full power. Congratulations, my queen, for completing a hidden mission: [Save Sassnugget from shutdown]. Mission reward: free lottery draw x1, +1000 EXP, +5000 Primordial Chaos Points(PCP), and a sincere [thank you] from Sassnugget itself.'
'DING! Congratulations, my queen! You are now level 2!'
Whoa whoa, what's with all these sudden notifications?? I haven't even seen my stats yet!
"You are very welcome Sassnugget, so moving along... can you show me my status?"
'DING! Of course, my queen.'
————————————————
***STATUS***
•Name: Xin Yue / Female / Age 7
•Level: 2
•Constitution: Primordial Chaos Body
——
•HP: 21/270
•PCP: 5000
——
•EXP: 0/2000
——
•STR: 25
•VIT: 2300
•DEX: 20
•AGI: 26
•INT: 3799
——
•Bloodlines: none (Uzumaki - purged by Primordial Chaos Body)
•Summons: none
•Inventory: Free lottery draw (x1)
•Skills: none
•Special Abilities: none
————————————————
.....So weak! I need to train. I wonder if Konohagakure is very far from here? That would be the perfect place to train, I think. Ah, but I'm already lost, so how am I supposed to find the legendary Hidden Leaf Village? Keyword HIDDEN.
Yep, I have made a decision. I will sit here until the next shinobi passes by, then I will ask for directions. Mmhm!
Half a day later...
"....Shouldn't I have seen someone by now? What a weak MC plot armor..."
'DING! Sassnugget has finished scanning this planet. Map function now available.'
"Oooh, goodie! This oughta be useful! I'll never get lost again!" *grins grins*
I immediately opened the map function and searched for keyword 'Konoha' in the search bar. I waited in anticipation.
Not even two seconds later, a white dot(which is me, my current location) pops up next to a location tag with the word 'Konoha' on it.
'DING! Konohagakure located 2 miles to the east. Safe travels, my queen!'
".....F*CK!!!"
"Ehhh, what's with my body... why's it so sexy??? I could've sworn I used to be fat..." 'DING! Replying to creator, your soul has transmigrated into a different body. Previous body has been scrapped in space-time warp.' "Oh, so that's it. Wait- EEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?" *whispers in wonder* "Legendary system-kun, is that you....?" System - '.....DING! Yes, creator, system is itself.' I could no longer hold it in. "Kukukuku..haha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahaha I'm going to be OVERPOWERED!!!" 'DING! Caution! Creator is suggested to cease the overpowered cackling before she is discovered by nearby enemies!' "OOOOHHH, my system is sassy! Sassy sassy system! BWAHAHAHAHA! Verrrrry nice! Ahh, I just wanna fangirl at this kami-sent gold nugget forever, but golden sassnugget has a valid point." 'DING! Creator is mistaken. System, currently dubbed Sassnugget, is not sent by kami. Sassnugget was created by lifeform commonly known in past life as Xin Yue-' "Call me Queen Luna!" Sassnugget - '.....As Queen Luna commands.' "Hehe." I thought for a moment, in all seriousness. Yep, I pretty much figured it out already via connect-the-clues. That A.I. that I built, has mutated into a system that is apparently binded to my very existence. When I tried to supply it with power, it was too powerful, so it siphoned the electricity from the entire planet earth for a full 3 seconds. The body of the android wasn't strong enough to contain all that energy, so I was killed by the aftershock of the power overload on the A.I.'s shell. Afterwards, Sassnugget was born and fused with my soul, which was then thrown through a space-time rift... or maybe a wormhole. My soul could only survive that with the help of kami or with the protection of Sassnugget. Wait, wouldn't that mean... 'DING! My queen is correct in her theories. Sassnugget is currently low on power. Calculating estimated power loss...' 'DING! Estimated power loss at 79% and counting... 80%.... 81%....' "Wait, wait! I have an idea! Can you use chakra to restore your power levels?" 'DING! ...No, my queen. Chakra is far too primitive. Electricity is similarly primitive, so Sassnugget had to drain every bit of electricity on earth for a short time. However, chakra is not as abundant in this planet's atmosphere as electricity was on earth.' 'DING! Calculating approximate time to system shutdown. 4 minutes, 28 seconds remaining. Commencing countdown... 4:27.. 4:26.. 4:25....' 'DING! May Sassnugget make a suggestion to my queen?' Eh? Suggestion... *inhales* WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER??? 'DING! My queen didn't ask.' Xin Yue - "....." I sighed. "Okay then, what's the suggestion?" 'DING! Sassnugget suggests that my queen absorb a higher form of energy, preferably the highest form, otherwise known as Primordial Chaos Essence PCE.' 'DING! 3 minutes, 0 seconds to shutdown. My queen is advised to open Starter Pack x1.' There's even a starter pack? Meh, guess I should've expected it. During my time as an otaku, I read enough novels about systems that I should at least understand that much. "Open starter pack!" 'DING!' Opening... Congratulations, my queen! Queen has received Primordial Chaos Body x1 and Primordial Chaos Cultivation Manual x1. Would my queen like to integrate Primordial Chaos into body and manual into consciousness?' "Heck yeah!" 'DING! Integrating... integration at 1%.. 2%.. 4%...' Suddenly, my blood began to boil so much that it seemed to evaporate. It felt like trillions of tiny explosions within each of my many many cells. "Urgh..! AAHHHH!!!" I screamed due to the extreme pain, but I could barely even struggle to stay conscious. I felt weaker and weaker by the second. AAHHH IT F*CKING HURTTTTSSSSS!!! But I don't even have the strength to move my eyelids anymore, ahh it's like I'm being microwaved alive. All my cells disappeared one by one, and with each cell gone, a speck of pure Primordial Chaos essence would replace it. The most raw and powerful energy in existence, was in a continuous cycle of destruction and creation within my body. And it was d*mn painful. Finally, after a whole extra minute of this torture, I heard the sweet sound of Sassnugget announcing the end of it. 'DING! Integration success! Imprinting Primordial Chaos Manual into consciousness... 1%.. 2%.. 4%...' This time all I got was a minor headache. What a lack of excitement. Eh? No, I'm not a masochist. 'DING! 0 minutes, 45 seconds to shutdown. My queen is suggested to immediately begin supplying PCE to Sassnugget when manual has been fully imprinted.' Time's running low. I need you System-kun! Don't leave me! 'DING! Imprint successful! 10 seconds to shutdown.' Ahhh, what a huge pressure. Fine, fine. I sat in lotus position and began following the manual. With the P. Chaos body, it was like second nature to me. In just a few seconds, I absorbed 10% of the surrounding PCE, and supplied it to Sassnugget. 'DING! Shutdown in 4.. 3.. 2.. 1 system energy levels restored to full power. Congratulations, my queen, for completing a hidden mission: Save Sassnugget from shutdown. Mission reward: free lottery draw x1, +1000 EXP, +5000 Primordial Chaos PointsPCP, and a sincere thank you from Sassnugget itself.' 'DING! Congratulations, my queen! You are now level 2!' Whoa whoa, what's with all these sudden notifications?? I haven't even seen my stats yet! "You are very welcome Sassnugget, so moving along... can you show me my status?" 'DING! Of course, my queen.' ***STATUS*** Name: Xin Yue / Female / Age 7 Level: 2 Constitution: Primordial Chaos Body HP: 21/270 PCP: 5000 EXP: 0/2000 STR: 25 VIT: 2300 DEX: 20 AGI: 26 INT: 3799 Bloodlines: none Uzumaki - purged by Primordial Chaos Body Summons: none Inventory: Free lottery draw x1 Skills: none Special Abilities: none .....So weak! I need to train. I wonder if Konohagakure is very far from here? That would be the perfect place to train, I think. Ah, but I'm already lost, so how am I supposed to find the legendary Hidden Leaf Village? Keyword HIDDEN. Yep, I have made a decision. I will sit here until the next shinobi passes by, then I will ask for directions. Mmhm! Half a day later... "....Shouldn't I have seen someone by now? What a weak MC plot armor..." 'DING! Sassnugget has finished scanning this planet. Map function now available.' "Oooh, goodie! This oughta be useful! I'll never get lost again!" *grins grins* I immediately opened the map function and searched for keyword 'Konoha' in the search bar. I waited in anticipation. Not even two seconds later, a white dotwhich is me, my current location pops up next to a location tag with the word 'Konoha' on it. 'DING! Konohagakure located 2 miles to the east. Safe travels, my queen!' ".....F*CK!!!"
