Chapter 3
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- Rise and fall, the beautiful leaves smell like cats. - Awesome Awesomener proclaimed to the whole of the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping. All disciples, protectors, elders and ancestors, none dared to miss his teachings. Even those who had only a single strand of life due to old and withering Immortal Good Stuff blood were present, their precious last seconds of life being used to listen to him.
Awesome Awesomener then looked at the distance. - Puffed morty-ginas - he said. And everyone's heads exploded while they ascended to the heavens.
The Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping was no more!
Awesome Awesomener looked at the bloody remains at his feet and frowned in distaste and disgust. At that moment, the earth cried and the heavens pleaded mercy as divine ascension lightining bolts turned everything into a beautiful blood river.
- Yeah. - Proclaiming such enigmatic words, Awesome Awesomener then took out his clothes and began surfing on the blood river while using an eyeball as his foothold.
***
People became extremely scared when the blood river flowed out of the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping. Even cultivators would faint when seeing that, what to say then about the mortals who lived near the sect and paid homage and tribute!
The Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping was known worldwide as a Sect full of Face Slappers, so not many cultivators liked to go through their lands - after all, cultivators were proud beings by nature, and being one of the greatest sects in the world, the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping would be difficult for even great powers to deal with.
Inviting a fifty-thousand-years-wars because someone said a mortal was "ugly like a duck" - this kind of things had happened in the past!
This is why, no cultivator in the world saw the scene of the naked cultivator riding the blood river atop an eyeball!
- You - Awesome Awesomener said, while looking at a mortal which looked at him with dead eyes while munching grass and caressing a sheep.
- Jaaah - The mortal said.
- Beeeeeee! - The sheep baaed.
- Weed sheep. Nice thing you got there. - Awesome Awesomener could not be fooled by the mortal's attempt to hide his treasure! Even if he looked absent-minded at him while caressing the sheep, he would not think he was just a foolish mortal farmer!
- Jaaah - The mortal said.
- Beeee… - The sheep baaed.
*Snort* - In a single moment, Awesome Awesomener was already at the old farmer's side. Then, with a powerful suction motioning from his mouth, he inhaled the strong Weed Sheep essence.
- Joooohh… - The farmer looked at him while in a state of confusion.
- Bee. - As for the sheep, its face showed nothing but pure, blissful pleasure and liberation.
- Nice weed fur. - Awesome Awesomener stroked the sheep's fur.
- Jah. - The farmer's eyes shone with passion and redness. Then, it took a bunch of jerky from it's pockets and began eating it. At the same time, it offered one to Awesome Awesomener.
- Bee. - The sheep seemed excited as well and began producing even more essence. In fact, It produced so much, it flooded the entire valley!
- Uhm. - Awesome Awesomener nodded, while munching jerky and riding his eyeball while flying naked through the skies.
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- Rise and fall, the beautiful leaves smell like cats. - Awesome Awesomener proclaimed to the whole of the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping. All disciples, protectors, elders and ancestors, none dared to miss his teachings. Even those who had only a single strand of life due to old and withering Immortal Good Stuff blood were present, their precious last seconds of life being used to listen to him.
Awesome Awesomener then looked at the distance. - Puffed morty-ginas - he said. And everyone's heads exploded while they ascended to the heavens.
The Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping was no more!
Awesome Awesomener looked at the bloody remains at his feet and frowned in distaste and disgust. At that moment, the earth cried and the heavens pleaded mercy as divine ascension lightining bolts turned everything into a beautiful blood river.
- Yeah. - Proclaiming such enigmatic words, Awesome Awesomener then took out his clothes and began surfing on the blood river while using an eyeball as his foothold.
***
People became extremely scared when the blood river flowed out of the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping. Even cultivators would faint when seeing that, what to say then about the mortals who lived near the sect and paid homage and tribute!
The Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping was known worldwide as a Sect full of Face Slappers, so not many cultivators liked to go through their lands - after all, cultivators were proud beings by nature, and being one of the greatest sects in the world, the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping would be difficult for even great powers to deal with.
Inviting a fifty-thousand-years-wars because someone said a mortal was "ugly like a duck" - this kind of things had happened in the past!
This is why, no cultivator in the world saw the scene of the naked cultivator riding the blood river atop an eyeball!
- You - Awesome Awesomener said, while looking at a mortal which looked at him with dead eyes while munching grass and caressing a sheep.
- Jaaah - The mortal said.
- Beeeeeee! - The sheep baaed.
- Weed sheep. Nice thing you got there. - Awesome Awesomener could not be fooled by the mortal's attempt to hide his treasure! Even if he looked absent-minded at him while caressing the sheep, he would not think he was just a foolish mortal farmer!
- Jaaah - The mortal said.
- Beeee… - The sheep baaed.
*Snort* - In a single moment, Awesome Awesomener was already at the old farmer's side. Then, with a powerful suction motioning from his mouth, he inhaled the strong Weed Sheep essence.
- Joooohh… - The farmer looked at him while in a state of confusion.
- Bee. - As for the sheep, its face showed nothing but pure, blissful pleasure and liberation.
- Nice weed fur. - Awesome Awesomener stroked the sheep's fur.
- Jah. - The farmer's eyes shone with passion and redness. Then, it took a bunch of jerky from it's pockets and began eating it. At the same time, it offered one to Awesome Awesomener.
- Bee. - The sheep seemed excited as well and began producing even more essence. In fact, It produced so much, it flooded the entire valley!
- Uhm. - Awesome Awesomener nodded, while munching jerky and riding his eyeball while flying naked through the skies.
- Rise and fall, the beautiful leaves smell like cats. - Awesome Awesomener proclaimed to the whole of the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping. All disciples, protectors, elders and ancestors, none dared to miss his teachings. Even those who had only a single strand of life due to old and withering Immortal Good Stuff blood were present, their precious last seconds of life being used to listen to him.Awesome Awesomener then looked at the distance. - Puffed morty-ginas - he said. And everyone's heads exploded while they ascended to the heavens.The Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping was no more!Awesome Awesomener looked at the bloody remains at his feet and frowned in distaste and disgust. At that moment, the earth cried and the heavens pleaded mercy as divine ascension lightining bolts turned everything into a beautiful blood river.- Yeah. - Proclaiming such enigmatic words, Awesome Awesomener then took out his clothes and began surfing on the blood river while using an eyeball as his foothold.***People became extremely scared when the blood river flowed out of the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping. Even cultivators would faint when seeing that, what to say then about the mortals who lived near the sect and paid homage and tribute!The Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping was known worldwide as a Sect full of Face Slappers, so not many cultivators liked to go through their lands - after all, cultivators were proud beings by nature, and being one of the greatest sects in the world, the Great Unhindered Sect of Face Slapping would be difficult for even great powers to deal with.Inviting a fifty-thousand-years-wars because someone said a mortal was "ugly like a duck" - this kind of things had happened in the past!This is why, no cultivator in the world saw the scene of the naked cultivator riding the blood river atop an eyeball!- You - Awesome Awesomener said, while looking at a mortal which looked at him with dead eyes while munching grass and caressing a sheep.- Jaaah - The mortal said.- Beeeeeee! - The sheep baaed.- Weed sheep. Nice thing you got there. - Awesome Awesomener could not be fooled by the mortal's attempt to hide his treasure! Even if he looked absent-minded at him while caressing the sheep, he would not think he was just a foolish mortal farmer!- Jaaah - The mortal said.- Beeee - The sheep baaed.*Snort* - In a single moment, Awesome Awesomener was already at the old farmer's side. Then, with a powerful suction motioning from his mouth, he inhaled the strong Weed Sheep essence.- Joooohh - The farmer looked at him while in a state of confusion.- Bee. - As for the sheep, its face showed nothing but pure, blissful pleasure and liberation.- Nice weed fur. - Awesome Awesomener stroked the sheep's fur.- Jah. - The farmer's eyes shone with passion and redness. Then, it took a bunch of jerky from it's pockets and began eating it. At the same time, it offered one to Awesome Awesomener.- Bee. - The sheep seemed excited as well and began producing even more essence. In fact, It produced so much, it flooded the entire valley!- Uhm. - Awesome Awesomener nodded, while munching jerky and riding his eyeball while flying naked through the skies.
