Chapter 1
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Richard was a genius, hard worker and a lazy youth. Sounds contradicting, Well, he is hard working when he wants to.
Wanting to be lazy by nature but not allowed by the harshness of the modern society, he strived to make the world a lazy place.
His wishes were sparked when a mysterious particle fell out of the sky in the ground before him. He then began his journey to make the world lazy.
In the process of making the world lazy, he ended up working too hard. He used all his knowledge to create a system using the mysterious particle. This system would turn the world lazy.
But by the time he finished his system, he was too old to stay alive. Having already guessed that he would die of old age as soon as he completes his system, he had taken countermeasures.
He moved on his walking stick towards a orb like transparent room and clicked the red button in it.
[ Ding! Input The Co-Ordinates of the plane.]
A robotic voice sounded in this orb like transparent room.
"Random." Richard said in a weak voice.
[ Ding! Due to selection of Random option, you will now be transmigrated to the highest energy source available in this universe.]
The Robotic voice felt like immortal music to Richard's ears.
'The Strongest energy source! Isn't that the strongest existence in the universe. With this I can act lazy as much as I want. I will blast away anyone who dares to disturb my laziness.'
The old Richard grinned foolishly as he prepared his transmigration to the strongest being.
He took out a simple bangle from his pocket and placed it on his wrist. This small unattractive bangle was the system that would turn the universe into a lazy world.
"Begin." He commanded the robotic voice.
[ Ding! Initiating activation of energy source, distance to destination nine hundred and ninety nine trillion light years.]
[ Ding! Consumed ninety percent of energy source. Preparing for transmigration.]
Richard closed his eyes, and soon his old body fell down. He was dead, but his mind was not.
It travelled nine hundred and ninety nine trillion light years of distance to attack a sleeping youth's mind. This is the most important part of the transmigration. He had to take control over this body.
He had about ten percent of the energy within his soul after this travelling. He would have to use this ten percent and destroy the consciousness of the original owner.
His body materialised into a dark space. He stood face to face with a youth. This youth was the original owner of this body.
Both of them were in a dark space and the one who reigns supreme in this dark world would gain the control of this body.
Richard turned towards the bangle which was attached to his consciousness, this was his pride. To be able to create an item which can be linked to the soul, maybe, only a guy with both talents and ambition like Richard can do it.
"System, open the free lazy package." Richard ordered.
[ Ding! Congratulations on obtaining a Beginner Lazy package.
You have obtained The passive Ability:Lazy Consciousness Aura.]
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Lazy Consciousness Aura: would make the host and the surrounding people in the vicinity Lazy for an week.
Living beings under the effect of 'Lazy Consciousness Aura' would not be able to feel hostility towards each other.
In fact, you would be too lazy to even think.
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'Damn! I fucked up! I would have to wait for a week to take up his mind now.' Richard noticed his mistake too late. He had activated 'Lazy Consciousness Aura' as soon as he got it, instead of seeing it's description due to being too lazy.
A week passed with neither doing anything.
[ Ding! The effect of Lazy Consciousness Aura had faded.]
A girl's voice resounded in Richard's mind. He thanked himself for modifying the system's voice to a female. At least, he was not too lazy when it came to the opposite sex.
Richard charged at the young man as soon as the Aura effect vanished and blasted him with all the ten percent energy he had remaining.
The young man's Consciousness dispersed and the dark world brightened, Richard had undergone his transmigration successfully.
As he woke up in this new body, he saw a tree that was shading him from the sunlight. Apparently, the young man was sleeping in this tree's shade when Richard infiltrated his mind.
[ Ding! Host's soul is being attacked by the Primary Consciousness, Do you want to activate the duel function.]
It was this message that made Richard aware of how fucked up he was.
'Primary Consciousness? Then the Consciousness that he defeated with all his remaining energy was not the Primary Consciousness.'
"Activate the duel function." He shouted at the System.
[ Ding! Activating Duel Function.]
[ Ding! Duel function has now been activated.]
[ Ding! Host has lost the duel of laziness. Your consciousness will dissipate in sixty seconds.]
Richard literally screamed at the System.
"What the fuck? How did I lose?" He shouted at his left wrist which had the System.
Originally, he did not have the material that was used for the making of this system. When he was still a college graduate, a piece of material fell from the sky and landed in the ground before him.
It was only after he inspected this material, did he understand that it had the tendency to make people lazy. It even gave him gifts which could turn others lazy.
Richard had used all his knowledge and crafted this piece of material into a bangle and added a System function to make it respond to it's actions.
[ Ding! The Duel has been lost due to your opponent being more lazier than you.]
[ Ding! The system shall return to its rightful owner. The Lazy Monarch.]
'Lazy Monarch? Rightful owner?' Richard did not understand these words from the System, until he heard a voice.
" hmm! The Sin weapon of Sloth. I have searched the whole village for it but never found it. But now that I am being lazy, it chose to return to me." The Primary Consciousness who he had to fight spoke to himself.
"Um! Can you explain that again?" Richard awkwardly asked, after all he had destroyed one of this guy's consciousness.
"Seems like you are the one who brought this to me, this is the Weapon of the Sin, Sloth. Known for laziness."
"All the weapons of the Seven Sins are classified as forbidden weapons, as they strive to make the whole world drown in their sin."
"For example, this bangle which is attached to your soul. This is a weapon of Sin, Sloth. It would do anything to make the world fall into laziness." The Original owner of the body explained.
Richard's soul dissipated while he was still explaining.
The young man took control over his body once again. He laid down on the ground and did what he did best, act lazy.
[ Ding! Congratulations to myself for returning to the original owner.]
'Fuck yourself.' the young man thought.
[ Ding! Activating the main quest.]
'Who the fuck told you to?' The young man thought.
[ Ding! Main Quest one: lose your virginity.]
'That's a private matter.' He thought.
[ Ding! Until you lose your virginity, you would be returned to being a mortal without any cultivation.]
"Fuck! Aren't a weapon of Sloth, known for the laziness. Why are you disturbing my lazy time?" He could not bear anymore and shouted at the System.
[ Ding! System is too lazy to respond.]
"Fuck you," He screamed.
[ Ding! You can't fuck me.]
"Ahhh!" The Lazy Monarch had his first outbreak today.
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Richard was a genius, hard worker and a lazy youth. Sounds contradicting, Well, he is hard working when he wants to.
Wanting to be lazy by nature but not allowed by the harshness of the modern society, he strived to make the world a lazy place.
His wishes were sparked when a mysterious particle fell out of the sky in the ground before him. He then began his journey to make the world lazy.
In the process of making the world lazy, he ended up working too hard. He used all his knowledge to create a system using the mysterious particle. This system would turn the world lazy.
But by the time he finished his system, he was too old to stay alive. Having already guessed that he would die of old age as soon as he completes his system, he had taken countermeasures.
He moved on his walking stick towards a orb like transparent room and clicked the red button in it.
[ Ding! Input The Co-Ordinates of the plane.]
A robotic voice sounded in this orb like transparent room.
"Random." Richard said in a weak voice.
[ Ding! Due to selection of Random option, you will now be transmigrated to the highest energy source available in this universe.]
The Robotic voice felt like immortal music to Richard's ears.
'The Strongest energy source! Isn't that the strongest existence in the universe. With this I can act lazy as much as I want. I will blast away anyone who dares to disturb my laziness.'
The old Richard grinned foolishly as he prepared his transmigration to the strongest being.
He took out a simple bangle from his pocket and placed it on his wrist. This small unattractive bangle was the system that would turn the universe into a lazy world.
"Begin." He commanded the robotic voice.
[ Ding! Initiating activation of energy source, distance to destination nine hundred and ninety nine trillion light years.]
[ Ding! Consumed ninety percent of energy source. Preparing for transmigration.]
Richard closed his eyes, and soon his old body fell down. He was dead, but his mind was not.
It travelled nine hundred and ninety nine trillion light years of distance to attack a sleeping youth's mind. This is the most important part of the transmigration. He had to take control over this body.
He had about ten percent of the energy within his soul after this travelling. He would have to use this ten percent and destroy the consciousness of the original owner.
His body materialised into a dark space. He stood face to face with a youth. This youth was the original owner of this body.
Both of them were in a dark space and the one who reigns supreme in this dark world would gain the control of this body.
Richard turned towards the bangle which was attached to his consciousness, this was his pride. To be able to create an item which can be linked to the soul, maybe, only a guy with both talents and ambition like Richard can do it.
"System, open the free lazy package." Richard ordered.
[ Ding! Congratulations on obtaining a Beginner Lazy package.
You have obtained The passive Ability:Lazy Consciousness Aura.]
@@
Lazy Consciousness Aura: would make the host and the surrounding people in the vicinity Lazy for an week.
Living beings under the effect of 'Lazy Consciousness Aura' would not be able to feel hostility towards each other.
In fact, you would be too lazy to even think.
@@
'Damn! I fucked up! I would have to wait for a week to take up his mind now.' Richard noticed his mistake too late. He had activated 'Lazy Consciousness Aura' as soon as he got it, instead of seeing it's description due to being too lazy.
A week passed with neither doing anything.
[ Ding! The effect of Lazy Consciousness Aura had faded.]
A girl's voice resounded in Richard's mind. He thanked himself for modifying the system's voice to a female. At least, he was not too lazy when it came to the opposite sex.
Richard charged at the young man as soon as the Aura effect vanished and blasted him with all the ten percent energy he had remaining.
The young man's Consciousness dispersed and the dark world brightened, Richard had undergone his transmigration successfully.
As he woke up in this new body, he saw a tree that was shading him from the sunlight. Apparently, the young man was sleeping in this tree's shade when Richard infiltrated his mind.
[ Ding! Host's soul is being attacked by the Primary Consciousness, Do you want to activate the duel function.]
It was this message that made Richard aware of how fucked up he was.
'Primary Consciousness? Then the Consciousness that he defeated with all his remaining energy was not the Primary Consciousness.'
"Activate the duel function." He shouted at the System.
[ Ding! Activating Duel Function.]
[ Ding! Duel function has now been activated.]
[ Ding! Host has lost the duel of laziness. Your consciousness will dissipate in sixty seconds.]
Richard literally screamed at the System.
"What the fuck? How did I lose?" He shouted at his left wrist which had the System.
Originally, he did not have the material that was used for the making of this system. When he was still a college graduate, a piece of material fell from the sky and landed in the ground before him.
It was only after he inspected this material, did he understand that it had the tendency to make people lazy. It even gave him gifts which could turn others lazy.
Richard had used all his knowledge and crafted this piece of material into a bangle and added a System function to make it respond to it's actions.
[ Ding! The Duel has been lost due to your opponent being more lazier than you.]
[ Ding! The system shall return to its rightful owner. The Lazy Monarch.]
'Lazy Monarch? Rightful owner?' Richard did not understand these words from the System, until he heard a voice.
" hmm! The Sin weapon of Sloth. I have searched the whole village for it but never found it. But now that I am being lazy, it chose to return to me." The Primary Consciousness who he had to fight spoke to himself.
"Um! Can you explain that again?" Richard awkwardly asked, after all he had destroyed one of this guy's consciousness.
"Seems like you are the one who brought this to me, this is the Weapon of the Sin, Sloth. Known for laziness."
"All the weapons of the Seven Sins are classified as forbidden weapons, as they strive to make the whole world drown in their sin."
"For example, this bangle which is attached to your soul. This is a weapon of Sin, Sloth. It would do anything to make the world fall into laziness." The Original owner of the body explained.
Richard's soul dissipated while he was still explaining.
The young man took control over his body once again. He laid down on the ground and did what he did best, act lazy.
[ Ding! Congratulations to myself for returning to the original owner.]
'Fuck yourself.' the young man thought.
[ Ding! Activating the main quest.]
'Who the fuck told you to?' The young man thought.
[ Ding! Main Quest one: lose your virginity.]
'That's a private matter.' He thought.
[ Ding! Until you lose your virginity, you would be returned to being a mortal without any cultivation.]
"Fuck! Aren't a weapon of Sloth, known for the laziness. Why are you disturbing my lazy time?" He could not bear anymore and shouted at the System.
[ Ding! System is too lazy to respond.]
"Fuck you," He screamed.
[ Ding! You can't fuck me.]
"Ahhh!" The Lazy Monarch had his first outbreak today.
Richard was a genius, hard worker and a lazy youth. Sounds contradicting, Well, he is hard working when he wants to. Wanting to be lazy by nature but not allowed by the harshness of the modern society, he strived to make the world a lazy place. His wishes were sparked when a mysterious particle fell out of the sky in the ground before him. He then began his journey to make the world lazy. In the process of making the world lazy, he ended up working too hard. He used all his knowledge to create a system using the mysterious particle. This system would turn the world lazy. But by the time he finished his system, he was too old to stay alive. Having already guessed that he would die of old age as soon as he completes his system, he had taken countermeasures. He moved on his walking stick towards a orb like transparent room and clicked the red button in it. Ding! Input The Co-Ordinates of the plane. A robotic voice sounded in this orb like transparent room. "Random." Richard said in a weak voice. Ding! Due to selection of Random option, you will now be transmigrated to the highest energy source available in this universe. The Robotic voice felt like immortal music to Richard's ears. 'The Strongest energy source! Isn't that the strongest existence in the universe. With this I can act lazy as much as I want. I will blast away anyone who dares to disturb my laziness.' The old Richard grinned foolishly as he prepared his transmigration to the strongest being. He took out a simple bangle from his pocket and placed it on his wrist. This small unattractive bangle was the system that would turn the universe into a lazy world. "Begin." He commanded the robotic voice. Ding! Initiating activation of energy source, distance to destination nine hundred and ninety nine trillion light years. Ding! Consumed ninety percent of energy source. Preparing for transmigration. Richard closed his eyes, and soon his old body fell down. He was dead, but his mind was not. It travelled nine hundred and ninety nine trillion light years of distance to attack a sleeping youth's mind. This is the most important part of the transmigration. He had to take control over this body. He had about ten percent of the energy within his soul after this travelling. He would have to use this ten percent and destroy the consciousness of the original owner. His body materialised into a dark space. He stood face to face with a youth. This youth was the original owner of this body. Both of them were in a dark space and the one who reigns supreme in this dark world would gain the control of this body. Richard turned towards the bangle which was attached to his consciousness, this was his pride. To be able to create an item which can be linked to the soul, maybe, only a guy with both talents and ambition like Richard can do it. "System, open the free lazy package." Richard ordered. Ding! Congratulations on obtaining a Beginner Lazy package. You have obtained The passive Ability:Lazy Consciousness Aura. @@ Lazy Consciousness Aura: would make the host and the surrounding people in the vicinity Lazy for an week. Living beings under the effect of 'Lazy Consciousness Aura' would not be able to feel hostility towards each other. In fact, you would be too lazy to even think. @@ 'Damn! I fucked up! I would have to wait for a week to take up his mind now.' Richard noticed his mistake too late. He had activated 'Lazy Consciousness Aura' as soon as he got it, instead of seeing it's description due to being too lazy. A week passed with neither doing anything. Ding! The effect of Lazy Consciousness Aura had faded. A girl's voice resounded in Richard's mind. He thanked himself for modifying the system's voice to a female. At least, he was not too lazy when it came to the opposite sex. Richard charged at the young man as soon as the Aura effect vanished and blasted him with all the ten percent energy he had remaining. The young man's Consciousness dispersed and the dark world brightened, Richard had undergone his transmigration successfully. As he woke up in this new body, he saw a tree that was shading him from the sunlight. Apparently, the young man was sleeping in this tree's shade when Richard infiltrated his mind. Ding! Host's soul is being attacked by the Primary Consciousness, Do you want to activate the duel function. It was this message that made Richard aware of how fucked up he was. 'Primary Consciousness? Then the Consciousness that he defeated with all his remaining energy was not the Primary Consciousness.' "Activate the duel function." He shouted at the System. Ding! Activating Duel Function. Ding! Duel function has now been activated. Ding! Host has lost the duel of laziness. Your consciousness will dissipate in sixty seconds. Richard literally screamed at the System. "What the fuck? How did I lose?" He shouted at his left wrist which had the System. Originally, he did not have the material that was used for the making of this system. When he was still a college graduate, a piece of material fell from the sky and landed in the ground before him. It was only after he inspected this material, did he understand that it had the tendency to make people lazy. It even gave him gifts which could turn others lazy. Richard had used all his knowledge and crafted this piece of material into a bangle and added a System function to make it respond to it's actions. Ding! The Duel has been lost due to your opponent being more lazier than you. Ding! The system shall return to its rightful owner. The Lazy Monarch. 'Lazy Monarch? Rightful owner?' Richard did not understand these words from the System, until he heard a voice. " hmm! The Sin weapon of Sloth. I have searched the whole village for it but never found it. But now that I am being lazy, it chose to return to me." The Primary Consciousness who he had to fight spoke to himself. "Um! Can you explain that again?" Richard awkwardly asked, after all he had destroyed one of this guy's consciousness. "Seems like you are the one who brought this to me, this is the Weapon of the Sin, Sloth. Known for laziness." "All the weapons of the Seven Sins are classified as forbidden weapons, as they strive to make the whole world drown in their sin." "For example, this bangle which is attached to your soul. This is a weapon of Sin, Sloth. It would do anything to make the world fall into laziness." The Original owner of the body explained. Richard's soul dissipated while he was still explaining. The young man took control over his body once again. He laid down on the ground and did what he did best, act lazy. Ding! Congratulations to myself for returning to the original owner. 'Fuck yourself.' the young man thought. Ding! Activating the main quest. 'Who the fuck told you to?' The young man thought. Ding! Main Quest one: lose your virginity. 'That's a private matter.' He thought. Ding! Until you lose your virginity, you would be returned to being a mortal without any cultivation. "Fuck! Aren't a weapon of Sloth, known for the laziness. Why are you disturbing my lazy time?" He could not bear anymore and shouted at the System. Ding! System is too lazy to respond. "Fuck you," He screamed. Ding! You can't fuck me. "Ahhh!" The Lazy Monarch had his first outbreak today.
