Chapter 12
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"Where were you last night?" His grandmother asks him quietly. "Your phone was off. We couldn't reach you all day."
"I was convincing her to help us deal with this situation, " Kamiyama Bastard replies in the same tone.
Convincing? I snicker. Right. You were convincing me all day and night with your dick.
Kamiyama bastard scowls at me. I cover my mouth and look away. I hear him sigh and say, "Miss Takeuchi agreed to help us. Since father has done wrong, I will do my best. She will start working tomorrow. Until her house is rebuilt, she will stay here."
His grandmother doesn't look happy. She gives me a look. I look down at my feet. If she keeps looking at me that way, I might lose my temper. "You don't have any resemblance with your mother."
I don't reply to any word. She is right.
It's only for a few days. This type of scandalous news dies fast. Some celebrity is likely to make a mistake. It is easy to divert attention. It won't be long before I am gone.
Kiyohira sighs. "She is not feeling well. The reporters blocked her doors for two straight days. Her house was destroyed."
Whose fault was that?
"Harumi." His grandmother calls for someone. A young maid comes out. She has shoulder length dark hair. She is wearing a black uniform. "Take her to the guest room."
The maid gives her a nod. I follow her wordlessly. Kamiyama mansion is big. Someone can drive a motorbike around here. I don't like big places. It's too much to walk around. I miss my old house.
The room is spacious and clean with everything else that a person needs to live. I sit on the bed. It is soft. I miss my hard bed.
"Miss, do you need something?" She asks me politely.
"My laptop and phone," I tell her.
She returns with my laptop and phone after five minutes. She hands them over to me and asks again, "Miss, do you want some coffee?"
"Ah!" I rub my stomach. I am hungry. I haven't eaten anything since last night. Today, I forgot about food when I was with that Kamiyama bastard. Having sex can make people forget about some basic stuff like eating and enmity.
"Nothing."
She nods and leaves the room. Is this going to be my life from now on? I have to deal every day with humans. I have to talk to them.
Argh!
I turn on my phone. I have no idea how it got turned off. At least, it is not dead. There are a few messages from my aunt. I ignore them. None of this would have happened if she didn't force me to attend the funeral.
"I should order some food," I order ramen from the same restaurant. I accidentally put my old address, then I remembered that my house is gone. I cancel the order and reorder with Kamiyama Mansion's address.
THAT KAMIYAMA BASTARD! I will teach him a lesson for doing that to me. I will teach him what it is like to get on my bad side. That damn man even seduced me to have sex with him. Not once or twice. He had his way with me for fifteen times.
This woman will get revenge for her lost chastity and lost house.
"Tch!" I need to plan. What should I do with him? The chat room is pinging with messages. I open the chat room.
***
Blessed_Noodles has logged in.
PaperWig: @Blessed_Noodles, where were you?
Lady_NotVirgin: You missed something big.
I_Hack_You: @Whiskers_White has revealed the truth.
White_Whiskers: I don't know why you are acting shocked. It is not that bad.
I_Hack_You: He is A REGULAR OFFICE EMPLOYEE.
White_Whiskers: Why is it bad?
Paper_Wig: I thought that all the members of this chatroom only worked from home like me.
Lady_NotVirgin: My husband has a 9 to 5 job. I envy him sometimes.
White_Whiskers: My job isn't 9 to 5. Sometimes, I have to work all night. The CEO of my company is crazy.
I_Hack_You: A regular job. You don't belong here.
Blessed_Noodles: Calm down. He is already our friend. We can't kick him out now.
White_Whiskers: @Blessed_Noodles I love you
I_Hack_You: I was just kidding anyway. He is chatting all day. I am sure that he is a slacker.
Blessed_Noodles: I have big news.
PaperWig: You too? Don't tell us that you are also a regular employee?
Blessed_Noodles: I had sex with my mortal enemy.
Lady_NotVirgin: WHAT O_O?
PaperWig: WHAT? @_@
White_Whiskers: Mortal enemy? Do you have those?
I_Hack_You: Am I the only virgin here?
PaperWig: You are not alone.
Lady_Not Virgin: Tell us the details.
PaperWig: Details + 1
I_Hack_You: Details + 1
White_Whiskers: Details + 1
Blessed_Noodles: He is someone I hate him. Somehow, things turned out like this.
I_Hack_You: How did it turn out like this? How did his dick go inside you?
LadY_NotVirgin: That's too vague. If he is your enemy, why would you have sex with him?
PaperWig: Did you force yourself on him?
White_Whiskers: Whoa! This is heavy.
I_Hack_You: I won't mind becoming her enemy if she forces herself on me.
Blessed_Noodles: What if I am fat and ugly? @I_Hack_You
I_Hack_You: What if you are sexy?
Lady_NotVirgin: Is he sexy?
Blessed_Noodles: He is too sexy. I wonder if anyone can resist him.
PaperWig: He seduced you?
Blessed_Noodles: Yes. I hate him more now. Evil creatures are usually good at seducing. I have decided. I can't let him go away with this. He didn't seduce me once or twice. FIFTEEN TIMES. I will also seduce him fifteen times.
Lady_NotVirgin: In one day?
Blessed_Noodles: In nine hours.
PaperWig: You two have high stamina.
Lady_NotVirgin: I am jealous. My husband's limit is six times only.
White_Whiskers: My limit is seven times in a day.
Blessed_Noodles: I passed out during the 15th time.
White_Whiskers: @_@
PaperWig: @_@
I_Hack_You: My 2D wife can never pass out. She is the best.
Lady_NotVirgin: I want to die having sex.
I_Hack_You: Die having sex +1
PaperWig: Die having sex +1
White_Whiskers: Die having sex +1
PaperWig: I need to masturbate tonight.
Lady_NotVirgin: My masturbating days are over. Happily newly married.
I_Hack_You: I will fuck my 2D wife.
White_Whiskers: By the way @Blessed_Noodles If you hate him, is it okay to have sex with him for revenge?
Blessed_Noodles: An eye for an eye, a fuck for a fuck
Lady_NotVirgin: I support this revenge. I have some ideas for you.
Blessed_Noodles: Tell me.
White_Whiskers: I don't know why this feels like a bad idea. Don't fall in love, okay?
Blessed_Noodles: Never. I would rather die.
PaperWig: I wonder. If you keep having sex, some feelings are bound to come.
Blessed_Noodles: Not between me and him. I am doing it for revenge. He is doing it because he hates me.
PaperWig: I need someone who hates me like that.
White_Whiskers. The same.
I_Hack_You: I need better sex doll technology.
Lady_NotVirgin shares a link.
Lady_NotVirgin: That's a link to my latest ebook. There are a lot of ideas. Try chapter 3,7,9 and 32.
Blessed_Noodles: Thanks @Lady_NotVirgin
I_Hack_You: I already read the draft.
PaperWig: I am off to read this and touch my dick. Bye Bye.
PaperWig has logged off.
White_Whiskers: We are too candid these days.
Blessed_Noodles: You speak as you have never touched yourself? @White_Whiskers
Lady_NotVirgin: @I_Hack_You I have made some changes and there are pictures too. Read the final version. You will also find some techniques to help yourself.
I_Hack_You: Awesome!
White_Whiskers: @Blessed_Noodles I do it regularly. What about you?
Blessed_Noodles: Having sex is better than masturbating.
Lady_NotVirgin: Agreed @Blessed_Noodles You have come so far in just nine hours.
White_Whiskers: Can we sex chat sometime?
Blessed_Noodles: Not into that.
Lady_NotVirgin: @White_Whiskers you should have asked me before I got married.
I_Hack_You: My 2D wife is calling me.
I_Hack_You has logged off.
Lady_NotVirgin: Sex time with my hubby.
Lady_NotVirgin has logged off.
White_Whiskers: I need a girlfriend.
Blessed_Noodles: I am off to read her book. Bye.
Blessed_Noodles has logged off.
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"Where were you last night?" His grandmother asks him quietly. "Your phone was off. We couldn't reach you all day."
"I was convincing her to help us deal with this situation, " Kamiyama Bastard replies in the same tone.
Convincing? I snicker. Right. You were convincing me all day and night with your dick.
Kamiyama bastard scowls at me. I cover my mouth and look away. I hear him sigh and say, "Miss Takeuchi agreed to help us. Since father has done wrong, I will do my best. She will start working tomorrow. Until her house is rebuilt, she will stay here."
His grandmother doesn't look happy. She gives me a look. I look down at my feet. If she keeps looking at me that way, I might lose my temper. "You don't have any resemblance with your mother."
I don't reply to any word. She is right.
It's only for a few days. This type of scandalous news dies fast. Some celebrity is likely to make a mistake. It is easy to divert attention. It won't be long before I am gone.
Kiyohira sighs. "She is not feeling well. The reporters blocked her doors for two straight days. Her house was destroyed."
Whose fault was that?
"Harumi." His grandmother calls for someone. A young maid comes out. She has shoulder length dark hair. She is wearing a black uniform. "Take her to the guest room."
The maid gives her a nod. I follow her wordlessly. Kamiyama mansion is big. Someone can drive a motorbike around here. I don't like big places. It's too much to walk around. I miss my old house.
The room is spacious and clean with everything else that a person needs to live. I sit on the bed. It is soft. I miss my hard bed.
"Miss, do you need something?" She asks me politely.
"My laptop and phone," I tell her.
She returns with my laptop and phone after five minutes. She hands them over to me and asks again, "Miss, do you want some coffee?"
"Ah!" I rub my stomach. I am hungry. I haven't eaten anything since last night. Today, I forgot about food when I was with that Kamiyama bastard. Having sex can make people forget about some basic stuff like eating and enmity.
"Nothing."
She nods and leaves the room. Is this going to be my life from now on? I have to deal every day with humans. I have to talk to them.
Argh!
I turn on my phone. I have no idea how it got turned off. At least, it is not dead. There are a few messages from my aunt. I ignore them. None of this would have happened if she didn't force me to attend the funeral.
"I should order some food," I order ramen from the same restaurant. I accidentally put my old address, then I remembered that my house is gone. I cancel the order and reorder with Kamiyama Mansion's address.
THAT KAMIYAMA BASTARD! I will teach him a lesson for doing that to me. I will teach him what it is like to get on my bad side. That damn man even seduced me to have sex with him. Not once or twice. He had his way with me for fifteen times.
This woman will get revenge for her lost chastity and lost house.
"Tch!" I need to plan. What should I do with him? The chat room is pinging with messages. I open the chat room.
***
Blessed_Noodles has logged in.
PaperWig: @Blessed_Noodles, where were you?
Lady_NotVirgin: You missed something big.
I_Hack_You: @Whiskers_White has revealed the truth.
White_Whiskers: I don't know why you are acting shocked. It is not that bad.
I_Hack_You: He is A REGULAR OFFICE EMPLOYEE.
White_Whiskers: Why is it bad?
Paper_Wig: I thought that all the members of this chatroom only worked from home like me.
Lady_NotVirgin: My husband has a 9 to 5 job. I envy him sometimes.
White_Whiskers: My job isn't 9 to 5. Sometimes, I have to work all night. The CEO of my company is crazy.
I_Hack_You: A regular job. You don't belong here.
Blessed_Noodles: Calm down. He is already our friend. We can't kick him out now.
White_Whiskers: @Blessed_Noodles I love you
I_Hack_You: I was just kidding anyway. He is chatting all day. I am sure that he is a slacker.
Blessed_Noodles: I have big news.
PaperWig: You too? Don't tell us that you are also a regular employee?
Blessed_Noodles: I had sex with my mortal enemy.
Lady_NotVirgin: WHAT O_O?
PaperWig: WHAT? @_@
White_Whiskers: Mortal enemy? Do you have those?
I_Hack_You: Am I the only virgin here?
PaperWig: You are not alone.
Lady_Not Virgin: Tell us the details.
PaperWig: Details + 1
I_Hack_You: Details + 1
White_Whiskers: Details + 1
Blessed_Noodles: He is someone I hate him. Somehow, things turned out like this.
I_Hack_You: How did it turn out like this? How did his dick go inside you?
LadY_NotVirgin: That's too vague. If he is your enemy, why would you have sex with him?
PaperWig: Did you force yourself on him?
White_Whiskers: Whoa! This is heavy.
I_Hack_You: I won't mind becoming her enemy if she forces herself on me.
Blessed_Noodles: What if I am fat and ugly? @I_Hack_You
I_Hack_You: What if you are sexy?
Lady_NotVirgin: Is he sexy?
Blessed_Noodles: He is too sexy. I wonder if anyone can resist him.
PaperWig: He seduced you?
Blessed_Noodles: Yes. I hate him more now. Evil creatures are usually good at seducing. I have decided. I can't let him go away with this. He didn't seduce me once or twice. FIFTEEN TIMES. I will also seduce him fifteen times.
Lady_NotVirgin: In one day?
Blessed_Noodles: In nine hours.
PaperWig: You two have high stamina.
Lady_NotVirgin: I am jealous. My husband's limit is six times only.
White_Whiskers: My limit is seven times in a day.
Blessed_Noodles: I passed out during the 15th time.
White_Whiskers: @_@
PaperWig: @_@
I_Hack_You: My 2D wife can never pass out. She is the best.
Lady_NotVirgin: I want to die having sex.
I_Hack_You: Die having sex +1
PaperWig: Die having sex +1
White_Whiskers: Die having sex +1
PaperWig: I need to masturbate tonight.
Lady_NotVirgin: My masturbating days are over. Happily newly married.
I_Hack_You: I will fuck my 2D wife.
White_Whiskers: By the way @Blessed_Noodles If you hate him, is it okay to have sex with him for revenge?
Blessed_Noodles: An eye for an eye, a fuck for a fuck
Lady_NotVirgin: I support this revenge. I have some ideas for you.
Blessed_Noodles: Tell me.
White_Whiskers: I don't know why this feels like a bad idea. Don't fall in love, okay?
Blessed_Noodles: Never. I would rather die.
PaperWig: I wonder. If you keep having sex, some feelings are bound to come.
Blessed_Noodles: Not between me and him. I am doing it for revenge. He is doing it because he hates me.
PaperWig: I need someone who hates me like that.
White_Whiskers. The same.
I_Hack_You: I need better sex doll technology.
Lady_NotVirgin shares a link.
Lady_NotVirgin: That's a link to my latest ebook. There are a lot of ideas. Try chapter 3,7,9 and 32.
Blessed_Noodles: Thanks @Lady_NotVirgin
I_Hack_You: I already read the draft.
PaperWig: I am off to read this and touch my dick. Bye Bye.
PaperWig has logged off.
White_Whiskers: We are too candid these days.
Blessed_Noodles: You speak as you have never touched yourself? @White_Whiskers
Lady_NotVirgin: @I_Hack_You I have made some changes and there are pictures too. Read the final version. You will also find some techniques to help yourself.
I_Hack_You: Awesome!
White_Whiskers: @Blessed_Noodles I do it regularly. What about you?
Blessed_Noodles: Having sex is better than masturbating.
Lady_NotVirgin: Agreed @Blessed_Noodles You have come so far in just nine hours.
White_Whiskers: Can we sex chat sometime?
Blessed_Noodles: Not into that.
Lady_NotVirgin: @White_Whiskers you should have asked me before I got married.
I_Hack_You: My 2D wife is calling me.
I_Hack_You has logged off.
Lady_NotVirgin: Sex time with my hubby.
Lady_NotVirgin has logged off.
White_Whiskers: I need a girlfriend.
Blessed_Noodles: I am off to read her book. Bye.
Blessed_Noodles has logged off.
"Where were you last night?" His grandmother asks him quietly. "Your phone was off. We couldn't reach you all day.""I was convincing her to help us deal with this situation, " Kamiyama Bastard replies in the same tone.Convincing? I snicker. Right. You were convincing me all day and night with your dick.Kamiyama bastard scowls at me. I cover my mouth and look away. I hear him sigh and say, "Miss Takeuchi agreed to help us. Since father has done wrong, I will do my best. She will start working tomorrow. Until her house is rebuilt, she will stay here."His grandmother doesn't look happy. She gives me a look. I look down at my feet. If she keeps looking at me that way, I might lose my temper. "You don't have any resemblance with your mother."I don't reply to any word. She is right.It's only for a few days. This type of scandalous news dies fast. Some celebrity is likely to make a mistake. It is easy to divert attention. It won't be long before I am gone.Kiyohira sighs. "She is not feeling well. The reporters blocked her doors for two straight days. Her house was destroyed."Whose fault was that?"Harumi." His grandmother calls for someone. A young maid comes out. She has shoulder length dark hair. She is wearing a black uniform. "Take her to the guest room."The maid gives her a nod. I follow her wordlessly. Kamiyama mansion is big. Someone can drive a motorbike around here. I don't like big places. It's too much to walk around. I miss my old house.The room is spacious and clean with everything else that a person needs to live. I sit on the bed. It is soft. I miss my hard bed."Miss, do you need something?" She asks me politely."My laptop and phone," I tell her.She returns with my laptop and phone after five minutes. She hands them over to me and asks again, "Miss, do you want some coffee?""Ah!" I rub my stomach. I am hungry. I haven't eaten anything since last night. Today, I forgot about food when I was with that Kamiyama bastard. Having sex can make people forget about some basic stuff like eating and enmity."Nothing."She nods and leaves the room. Is this going to be my life from now on? I have to deal every day with humans. I have to talk to them.Argh!I turn on my phone. I have no idea how it got turned off. At least, it is not dead. There are a few messages from my aunt. I ignore them. None of this would have happened if she didn't force me to attend the funeral."I should order some food," I order ramen from the same restaurant. I accidentally put my old address, then I remembered that my house is gone. I cancel the order and reorder with Kamiyama Mansion's address.THAT KAMIYAMA BASTARD! I will teach him a lesson for doing that to me. I will teach him what it is like to get on my bad side. That damn man even seduced me to have sex with him. Not once or twice. He had his way with me for fifteen times.This woman will get revenge for her lost chastity and lost house."Tch!" I need to plan. What should I do with him? The chat room is pinging with messages. I open the chat room.***Blessed_Noodles has logged in.PaperWig: @Blessed_Noodles, where were you?Lady_NotVirgin: You missed something big.I_Hack_You: @Whiskers_White has revealed the truth.White_Whiskers: I don't know why you are acting shocked. It is not that bad.I_Hack_You: He is A REGULAR OFFICE EMPLOYEE.White_Whiskers: Why is it bad?Paper_Wig: I thought that all the members of this chatroom only worked from home like me.Lady_NotVirgin: My husband has a 9 to 5 job. I envy him sometimes.White_Whiskers: My job isn't 9 to 5. Sometimes, I have to work all night. The CEO of my company is crazy.I_Hack_You: A regular job. You don't belong here.Blessed_Noodles: Calm down. He is already our friend. We can't kick him out now.White_Whiskers: @Blessed_Noodles I love youI_Hack_You: I was just kidding anyway. He is chatting all day. I am sure that he is a slacker.Blessed_Noodles: I have big news.PaperWig: You too? Don't tell us that you are also a regular employee?Blessed_Noodles: I had sex with my mortal enemy.Lady_NotVirgin: WHAT O_O?PaperWig: WHAT? @_@White_Whiskers: Mortal enemy? Do you have those?I_Hack_You: Am I the only virgin here?PaperWig: You are not alone.Lady_Not Virgin: Tell us the details.PaperWig: Details + 1I_Hack_You: Details + 1White_Whiskers: Details + 1Blessed_Noodles: He is someone I hate him. Somehow, things turned out like this.I_Hack_You: How did it turn out like this? How did his dick go inside you?LadY_NotVirgin: That's too vague. If he is your enemy, why would you have sex with him?PaperWig: Did you force yourself on him?White_Whiskers: Whoa! This is heavy.I_Hack_You: I won't mind becoming her enemy if she forces herself on me.Blessed_Noodles: What if I am fat and ugly? @I_Hack_YouI_Hack_You: What if you are sexy?Lady_NotVirgin: Is he sexy?Blessed_Noodles: He is too sexy. I wonder if anyone can resist him.PaperWig: He seduced you?Blessed_Noodles: Yes. I hate him more now. Evil creatures are usually good at seducing. I have decided. I can't let him go away with this. He didn't seduce me once or twice. FIFTEEN TIMES. I will also seduce him fifteen times.Lady_NotVirgin: In one day?Blessed_Noodles: In nine hours.PaperWig: You two have high stamina.Lady_NotVirgin: I am jealous. My husband's limit is six times only.White_Whiskers: My limit is seven times in a day.Blessed_Noodles: I passed out during the 15th time.White_Whiskers: @_@PaperWig: @_@I_Hack_You: My 2D wife can never pass out. She is the best.Lady_NotVirgin: I want to die having sex.I_Hack_You: Die having sex +1PaperWig: Die having sex +1White_Whiskers: Die having sex +1PaperWig: I need to masturbate tonight.Lady_NotVirgin: My masturbating days are over. Happily newly married.I_Hack_You: I will fuck my 2D wife.White_Whiskers: By the way @Blessed_Noodles If you hate him, is it okay to have sex with him for revenge?Blessed_Noodles: An eye for an eye, a fuck for a fuckLady_NotVirgin: I support this revenge. I have some ideas for you.Blessed_Noodles: Tell me.White_Whiskers: I don't know why this feels like a bad idea. Don't fall in love, okay?Blessed_Noodles: Never. I would rather die.PaperWig: I wonder. If you keep having sex, some feelings are bound to come.Blessed_Noodles: Not between me and him. I am doing it for revenge. He is doing it because he hates me.PaperWig: I need someone who hates me like that.White_Whiskers. The same.I_Hack_You: I need better sex doll technology.Lady_NotVirgin shares a link.Lady_NotVirgin: That's a link to my latest ebook. There are a lot of ideas. Try chapter 3,7,9 and 32.Blessed_Noodles: Thanks @Lady_NotVirginI_Hack_You: I already read the draft.PaperWig: I am off to read this and touch my dick. Bye Bye.PaperWig has logged off.White_Whiskers: We are too candid these days.Blessed_Noodles: You speak as you have never touched yourself? @White_WhiskersLady_NotVirgin: @I_Hack_You I have made some changes and there are pictures too. Read the final version. You will also find some techniques to help yourself.I_Hack_You: Awesome!White_Whiskers: @Blessed_Noodles I do it regularly. What about you?Blessed_Noodles: Having sex is better than masturbating.Lady_NotVirgin: Agreed @Blessed_Noodles You have come so far in just nine hours.White_Whiskers: Can we sex chat sometime?Blessed_Noodles: Not into that.Lady_NotVirgin: @White_Whiskers you should have asked me before I got married.I_Hack_You: My 2D wife is calling me.I_Hack_You has logged off.Lady_NotVirgin: Sex time with my hubby.Lady_NotVirgin has logged off.White_Whiskers: I need a girlfriend.Blessed_Noodles: I am off to read her book. Bye.Blessed_Noodles has logged off.
