TL note: Hello ? … my SSD died. I’m depressed. Thankfully for you I’ve got a backup laptop! (I still have my guarantee so I’ll be fine) Repetitive chapter was painful to TL.
Bruh (going 3rd person)
「Uwaaaaaa」
In the depths of the mountain resounds a child’s shriek。
A little while later, one can hear the sound of someone falling on the ground。
In front of the fallen young man, there was someone wearing a suit。
The serious-looking man had a soft expression, but his standing figure had a solemn atmosphere like an old tree with many years of age。
Seeing this, Shinji had a thought。
This is a dream。
This takes me back, it’s from when I was little。
The one who fell is a young Shinji。
「I-it hurts.」
「Stand up Shinji。 The weight of the sins you’ve committed aren’t so light.」
The suited man grabs Shinji’s clothes and throws him。
「Uwaaaaaaa！！」
Warding off a tree branch about to pierce his eye, Shinji is rammed into a tree。
He must have flown around 10 meters in the air。
「Uuu…… What is it that I’ve done。Dad.」 {TL note: =I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and gets everywhere}
Hurt all over, Shinji who’s up in the tree protests to his father。
「Do you think I don’t know？」
Shinji’s father smoothly ascends the tree。
His soft, expressionless face is on the contrary that scarier。
「Hiiiiiiii」
Shinji tries to escape, but he’s on top of a tree, there’s nowhere to go。
「You, you’ve done something you shouldn’t ever have done as a man!」
Shinji’s father grabs Shinji like a cat。
「That’s………… Hitting a woman！」
「Gyaaaaaaaaaaa！」
Shinji’s father throws away Shinji from the top of the tree。
Seriously！ And then Shinji thinks about the fact that this is his dream。
The ground draws near。
At a staggering speed。
To minimize the damage Shinji tries to use a falling technique。 {TL note: in nipponjin: an ukemi, judo falling techniques to safely land upon receiving a throw. in french: parkour}
However at this height and speed。
It’ll definitely hurt。
The young Shinji closes his eyes out of fear。
「…………」
No matter how long Shinji waited the pain didn’t come。
「…… Dear, what are you doing？」
Shinji opens his eyes and lifts his face。
There was the woman in an apron Shinji was hugging。
Her hair was wavy and she had a slight blush, reminding one of warmth。
「Mom……」
The woman Shinji was hugging, Shinji’s mother was glaring at her own husband on top of the tree。
「This is, education for men.」
Shinji’s father jumps off the tree and lands without a sound。
「Men’s education, is it？」
Shinji’s mother closes in to the father。
「Shinji has hit women right。I taught him that’s something wrong-…… Buu」
Shinji’s father got slapped by his mother, and is blown away。
「This isn’t going anywhere. Really. Getting into a fight with a kindergarten child, throwing your own child from the top of a big tree really.」
Shinji’s mother lets Shinji go back down on the ground。
「Are you alright？ Do you…… You’re injured after all。 I’ll put medicine on those later okay.」
「Sigh, you’re indulgent on Shinji.」
The blown away father had at some point come back next to Shinji and his mother。
Although the side of his face was swelling from the slap in the face he got。
「You’re too harsh。 Anyway, the thought of being wrong for hitting girls isn’t popular in the present day.」
Shinji’s mother brushes Shinji’s hair。
「It’s not about fashion。 This is about the way of life.」
「That way of life is old。 『Enjoy peace』 or 『if it’s a girl don’t hit her』 for example。 Making such rules isn’t popular？ Even though your scalp is old, what will you do with this old way of life.」
「I-it’s not old！…… It’s not old right…」
Looking straight up, Shinji’s father tries to look at his own scalp。
He must be worried about it。
「Mom.」
Shinji talks to his mother。
「What is it？」
「Is it wrong to hit a girl？」
「Not just girls, it’s wrong to hit boys too.」
Shinji’s mother admonishes Shinji with a kind smile。
「Boys too？」
「That’s right。 Your father always says it right？ 『Enjoy peace』 right。 Those words are a bit complicated but if you say them easily then think about them more。 It’s like that.」
「…… Think？」
「That’s right。 Even if something happens don’t flare up and stay in control。 What is 『Enjoying』。 What is 『Peace』, you must think about that nicely。 When Shinji hit a girl did you 『enjoy it』？」
The young Shinji shakes his head。
Hitting people, there’s no way to enjoy that。 {TL note: That’s where you’re wrong kiddo}
「It’s wasn’t fun。 It had a bad feeling to it.」
「I see。 Then make it so that you don’t have to fight。 That’s Shinji’s 『peace』 after all.」
Shinji’s mother smiles happily at Shinji’s answer。
「But, Miwa-chan suddenly hit me。 In that situation what should I do？」
「Hit her.」 {TL note: That’s right! I’ll go netori the mother}
With a smile, Shinji’s mother had answered immediately。
Gradually, terror overflows out of Shinji’s smiling mother。
Shinji’s mother stands up。
「That woman…… what was that 『the son of your house has hit the daughter of our home, but we don’t mind at all alright』 huh。 While frivolously laughing, they were the ones who hit first huh…… I won’t forgive them.」
「C-calm down。 A man has hit a girl, we’re the evil here……」
「Is this related to men or womenーーーー！」
「Buhee」
Shinji’s father is once again knocked away。
「Why did…… Anyway first let’s call all related parties…… One by one their fingers……」
Shinji’s mother’s expression changes into one you’d mistake for a demon。
「Uu…… Mom, scary.」
「Aah！」
With those words Shinji’s mother returns to her previous appearance。
「S-sorry, sorry。 I let you see my scary side.」
Shinji’s mother desperately brushes Shinji’s hair。 {TL note: Yandere mother <3}
「Umm。 Mom, I’m alright.」
「Sorry, sorry.」
Even with Shinji saying he’s fine, Shinji’s mother doesn’t stop brushing his hair。
「…… Mom, are you okay？」
「…… Yes。 Thank you.」
It seems Shinji’s mother calms down for a little while。
「……Shijni.」
「What is it mom？」
「Be it boys, or girls, it’s wrong to hit or kick them。 You understand this？」
「Yeah.」
「But when you think you’re in danger you have to attack back。 Even if it’s not 『peaceful』。 Even if it’s not 『enjoyable』。」
「…… That’s wrong。 When I think it’s not 『enjoyable』……」
「Dear, shut it.」
Scolded by the mother, Shinji’s father has his mouth shut。 With both his cheeks swelling, he looks like a squirrel。
「…… But, well。 That’s right, this is advice from your mother.」 {TL note: advice is english in raw}
「Ad-vi-ce？」
「When a girl is troubled or when she’s in danger, save her。 Good things will surely happen after all.」 {TL note: =mom wants grandchildren}
「Ok.」
「Just……」
Shinji’s mother once again emits a demon-like aura。
「If they try to make use of you, if you feel ill will or hostility against you or even if you feel there’s something wrong with someone it’s fine if you don’t do anything at all alright。 Women are sly so you have to see through that。 Well Shinji’s is your father’s child so I’m sure you’ll eventually see through that。 Your mother is…… Your mother is…… o-o-one of those womeeeeen！」
「Mom, calm down.」
「Uwa-alright.」
Once again, the young Shinji seeing his mother in her demon mode begins to cry。
（……）
My dream ended there。
（Once again, I’ve seen a nostalgic dream.）
My parents’ teachings。
That’s right, just as much as 『enjoying peace』, it seems father had taught me something else just as much。
Those words literally embedded in Shinji were the ones who subconsciously stopped Shinji from killing female corpse ogres。
（『Enjoy peace』。 Well, it’s been a good thing so let’s go with it.）
Thinking such, I put more strength in my hugging。
Which is Madoka。
At first I hugged Minami to sleep, and ever since I hug someone to sleep。
（It’s soft, and it smells good。 If I killed woman corpse ogres as well I wouldn’t be able to enjoy this after all.）
Thinking such I fall asleep for the second time。
This is supreme bliss。
「…… Senpai？」
「…………」
This bliss is easily torn apart。
While getting preached upon, I regret a bit protecting the teachings of my parents。
TL note: Hello ? … my SSD died. I’m depressed. Thankfully for you I’ve got a backup laptop! (I still have my guarantee so I’ll be fine) Repetitive chapter was painful to TL.
Bruh (going 3rd person)
「Uwaaaaaa」
In the depths of the mountain resounds a child’s shriek。
A little while later, one can hear the sound of someone falling on the ground。
In front of the fallen young man, there was someone wearing a suit。
The serious-looking man had a soft expression, but his standing figure had a solemn atmosphere like an old tree with many years of age。
Seeing this, Shinji had a thought。
This is a dream。
This takes me back, it’s from when I was little。
The one who fell is a young Shinji。
「I-it hurts.」
「Stand up Shinji。 The weight of the sins you’ve committed aren’t so light.」
The suited man grabs Shinji’s clothes and throws him。
「Uwaaaaaaa！！」
Warding off a tree branch about to pierce his eye, Shinji is rammed into a tree。
He must have flown around 10 meters in the air。
「Uuu…… What is it that I’ve done。Dad.」 {TL note: =I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and gets everywhere}
Hurt all over, Shinji who’s up in the tree protests to his father。
「Do you think I don’t know？」
Shinji’s father smoothly ascends the tree。
His soft, expressionless face is on the contrary that scarier。
「Hiiiiiiii」
Shinji tries to escape, but he’s on top of a tree, there’s nowhere to go。
「You, you’ve done something you shouldn’t ever have done as a man!」
Shinji’s father grabs Shinji like a cat。
「That’s………… Hitting a woman！」
「Gyaaaaaaaaaaa！」
Shinji’s father throws away Shinji from the top of the tree。
Seriously！ And then Shinji thinks about the fact that this is his dream。
The ground draws near。
At a staggering speed。
To minimize the damage Shinji tries to use a falling technique。 {TL note: in nipponjin: an ukemi, judo falling techniques to safely land upon receiving a throw. in french: parkour}
However at this height and speed。
It’ll definitely hurt。
The young Shinji closes his eyes out of fear。
「…………」
No matter how long Shinji waited the pain didn’t come。
「…… Dear, what are you doing？」
Shinji opens his eyes and lifts his face。
There was the woman in an apron Shinji was hugging。
Her hair was wavy and she had a slight blush, reminding one of warmth。
「Mom……」
The woman Shinji was hugging, Shinji’s mother was glaring at her own husband on top of the tree。
「This is, education for men.」
Shinji’s father jumps off the tree and lands without a sound。
「Men’s education, is it？」
Shinji’s mother closes in to the father。
「Shinji has hit women right。I taught him that’s something wrong-…… Buu」
Shinji’s father got slapped by his mother, and is blown away。
「This isn’t going anywhere. Really. Getting into a fight with a kindergarten child, throwing your own child from the top of a big tree really.」
Shinji’s mother lets Shinji go back down on the ground。
「Are you alright？ Do you…… You’re injured after all。 I’ll put medicine on those later okay.」
「Sigh, you’re indulgent on Shinji.」
The blown away father had at some point come back next to Shinji and his mother。
Although the side of his face was swelling from the slap in the face he got。
「You’re too harsh。 Anyway, the thought of being wrong for hitting girls isn’t popular in the present day.」
Shinji’s mother brushes Shinji’s hair。
「It’s not about fashion。 This is about the way of life.」
「That way of life is old。 『Enjoy peace』 or 『if it’s a girl don’t hit her』 for example。 Making such rules isn’t popular？ Even though your scalp is old, what will you do with this old way of life.」
「I-it’s not old！…… It’s not old right…」
Looking straight up, Shinji’s father tries to look at his own scalp。
He must be worried about it。
「Mom.」
Shinji talks to his mother。
「What is it？」
「Is it wrong to hit a girl？」
「Not just girls, it’s wrong to hit boys too.」
Shinji’s mother admonishes Shinji with a kind smile。
「Boys too？」
「That’s right。 Your father always says it right？ 『Enjoy peace』 right。 Those words are a bit complicated but if you say them easily then think about them more。 It’s like that.」
「…… Think？」
「That’s right。 Even if something happens don’t flare up and stay in control。 What is 『Enjoying』。 What is 『Peace』, you must think about that nicely。 When Shinji hit a girl did you 『enjoy it』？」
The young Shinji shakes his head。
Hitting people, there’s no way to enjoy that。 {TL note: That’s where you’re wrong kiddo}
「It’s wasn’t fun。 It had a bad feeling to it.」
「I see。 Then make it so that you don’t have to fight。 That’s Shinji’s 『peace』 after all.」
Shinji’s mother smiles happily at Shinji’s answer。
「But, Miwa-chan suddenly hit me。 In that situation what should I do？」
「Hit her.」 {TL note: That’s right! I’ll go netori the mother}
With a smile, Shinji’s mother had answered immediately。
Gradually, terror overflows out of Shinji’s smiling mother。
Shinji’s mother stands up。
「That woman…… what was that 『the son of your house has hit the daughter of our home, but we don’t mind at all alright』 huh。 While frivolously laughing, they were the ones who hit first huh…… I won’t forgive them.」
「C-calm down。 A man has hit a girl, we’re the evil here……」
「Is this related to men or womenーーーー！」
「Buhee」
Shinji’s father is once again knocked away。
「Why did…… Anyway first let’s call all related parties…… One by one their fingers……」
Shinji’s mother’s expression changes into one you’d mistake for a demon。
「Uu…… Mom, scary.」
「Aah！」
With those words Shinji’s mother returns to her previous appearance。
「S-sorry, sorry。 I let you see my scary side.」
Shinji’s mother desperately brushes Shinji’s hair。 {TL note: Yandere mother <3}
「Umm。 Mom, I’m alright.」
「Sorry, sorry.」
Even with Shinji saying he’s fine, Shinji’s mother doesn’t stop brushing his hair。
「…… Mom, are you okay？」
「…… Yes。 Thank you.」
It seems Shinji’s mother calms down for a little while。
「……Shijni.」
「What is it mom？」
「Be it boys, or girls, it’s wrong to hit or kick them。 You understand this？」
「Yeah.」
「But when you think you’re in danger you have to attack back。 Even if it’s not 『peaceful』。 Even if it’s not 『enjoyable』。」
「…… That’s wrong。 When I think it’s not 『enjoyable』……」
「Dear, shut it.」
Scolded by the mother, Shinji’s father has his mouth shut。 With both his cheeks swelling, he looks like a squirrel。
「…… But, well。 That’s right, this is advice from your mother.」 {TL note: advice is english in raw}
「Ad-vi-ce？」
「When a girl is troubled or when she’s in danger, save her。 Good things will surely happen after all.」 {TL note: =mom wants grandchildren}
「Ok.」
「Just……」
Shinji’s mother once again emits a demon-like aura。
「If they try to make use of you, if you feel ill will or hostility against you or even if you feel there’s something wrong with someone it’s fine if you don’t do anything at all alright。 Women are sly so you have to see through that。 Well Shinji’s is your father’s child so I’m sure you’ll eventually see through that。 Your mother is…… Your mother is…… o-o-one of those womeeeeen！」
「Mom, calm down.」
「Uwa-alright.」
Once again, the young Shinji seeing his mother in her demon mode begins to cry。
（……）
My dream ended there。
（Once again, I’ve seen a nostalgic dream.）
My parents’ teachings。
That’s right, just as much as 『enjoying peace』, it seems father had taught me something else just as much。
Those words literally embedded in Shinji were the ones who subconsciously stopped Shinji from killing female corpse ogres。
（『Enjoy peace』。 Well, it’s been a good thing so let’s go with it.）
Thinking such, I put more strength in my hugging。
Which is Madoka。
At first I hugged Minami to sleep, and ever since I hug someone to sleep。
（It’s soft, and it smells good。 If I killed woman corpse ogres as well I wouldn’t be able to enjoy this after all.）
Thinking such I fall asleep for the second time。
This is supreme bliss。
「…… Senpai？」
「…………」
This bliss is easily torn apart。
While getting preached upon, I regret a bit protecting the teachings of my parents。
